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    Gwaine is a horrible cook. And everything he makes make the other knights, Merlin, Arthur, and Gwen have ridiculous hangovers. But what happens when Merlin's birthday comes up, and Gwaine decides to do something special for his magic-wielding friend?

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    ...and Harry Hart is less than pleased.

     

    aka

     

    that time Roxy and Merlin locked the lovebirds in a cupboard.

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    “Hello.” The man said, smiling at Mike and he felt dazzled. That eye crinkle.

    “Hey...” And then finally Mike's brain stem caught up with the situation and made him clear his throat before saying. “I would like to have some cucumbers and pears.”

    “Please.” He added as an afterthought, maybe it was his only thought, since his brain was all mushed up by the sight of that man turning around to grab a bag and then proceeded to turn around again to smile at Mike once more.

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    Tony cooks for Steve even though Tony is arguably the world's worst cook.

    (Takes place in a movieverse where the Avengers took Tony up on his offer of Tower space and Pepper and Tony were never an item. Basically ignores everything after the first Avengers movie.)

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    1/1
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    2
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    18
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    136
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    12
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    Becky learns old fashioned doesn't always mean easy.

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    100
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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    "Bucky doesn’t care who it is, he just wants it to stop. At this rate, he’ll be running on a maximum of two hours by the next time he heads into work. Of course, the fire alarm goes off again at three in the morning."

    Or:

    the 'sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook’ AU

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    Pete and Patrick are both awful at baking. But cuddling? Well, they're pretty good at that.

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    Rin has to stay at Shirou's. Archer has objections. Archer, Shirou, Rin. Gen. Crack. No spoilers.

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    5
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    When you try to ask the bae out with potatoes, featuring James Barnes being an absolute fool, Sam Wilson being an excellent friend, and Steve Rogers being a very poor employee.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    101
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    14
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    It's a Dalish holiday, and Merrill needs to celebrate. Fluffy Lesbian love.

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    1/1
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    Yeah, I...actually feel like doing the glam-100 drabble sets. Might as well seeing as it don't look like there'll be new prompts.

    For convenience's sake I'll put the individual rating and category by each prompt title so you can use Chapter By Chapter view to hop to whatever kind of drabble you feel like at the time. Any needed warnings will go in the chapter notes.

    Chapter count may go up/down depending on if I get inspired to do more than one drabble set for a particular prompt or if I find there's a prompt I just can't do.

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    106/117
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    In which Koujaku cooks for Noiz.

    Written for Day 1 of Noiz week.

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    1/1
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    3
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    25
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    1
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    When Dean tries looking into more ‘ethical’ kinds of porn to watch online, he didn’t expect to start feeling more of a creep than he had before he’d started watching.

    But then, he also wasn’t expecting to get himself off watching the pre-recorded video of someone he knew do the exact same.

    OR where the internet pushes Dean and Cas together before their friends are forced to step in.

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    "Gokudera gets a good look at the man standing on the other side of the counter -- the short sleeves of his white shirt, the expanse of ink winding down across all of his arms that Gokudera can see, the faint familiarity of his features -- and his facade crumbles all at once." Gokudera's managed his mother's flower shop ever since he graduated. He's never had to deal with someone like Yamamoto before.

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    34/34
    Comments:
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    37
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    All of the responses to prompts, plus things I post sans prompting, on tumblr. Tags will go in as fics go up.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    76/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1995
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    If Harry was certain of one thing, it was this: Luna was not a chef. A two part ficlet.

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    2/?
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    10
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    Kazuki wanders in on Soushi trying to cook and ends up trying to teach him

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    ridingbellamyblake asked "what about clarke cooks something for the delinquents and its really bad but bellamy eats it anyway and says its good ?", or when it's bellamy's birthday and clarke's kind of a nervous wreck.

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    Dean and Cas make a pie. The results are… less than appetizing.

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    101
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    1/1
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    3
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    (Don't let the title fool you this is nothing but cute or something idk what it is)

    Tony's obsession with Bruce Banner's "other guy" leads to a short afternoon of him trying to push Bruce to the edge.

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    English
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    1,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    20
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