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    It turns out there's more to cooking than just following a recipe. Not that Usagi managed that, either.

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    Jared and Jensen have their first proper dinner party and things go terribly wrong.

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    This is an audio transcript of the second unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.

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    If humans could easily overpower us monsters, then what's the point of leaving the Underground? Others no longer feared them, but I still do. I want to stay down here where it's safe... Then a small human comes running around the Underground doing whatever they want, but our programmed lives just won't listen and begins to break the codes of our world.

    Can I SAVE everyone- No- Myself from these errors before it's too late? After all, I don't think I could even SAVE a certain royal scientist from an empty world... Or can I?

    Oh man, I don't have 9 lives to risk...

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    Wally left his uncle alone for ten minutes.

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    An unconventional engagement for an unconventional couple.

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    Shiro has allergies. Or maybe it's a sinus infection. Either way, it's fine. He's fine. He's used to it. His sinuses act up all the time, and he's not about to let a stuffy nose get in the way of doing his job or looking after Keith. (Spoiler Alert: He's not fine.)

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    Taking place about a year after Frisk and Asriel breaks the barrier, you finally see your first monster... and you can't help but like the guy. And his friends. Together everyone was silly, sweet, supportive... it seems Sans doesn't quite trust you though? You could only hope that it isn't because you're tutoring Papyrus, because you're doing your best to keep both of your grades up!

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    An alternate take on the issue where Batroc forced most of the guys to go out on dates to promote his matchmaking site. Now with more Tony.

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    4 months ago were the monsters freed from the underground.

    One day a little human and a monster found a unconscious girl in an alley...
    _______________________________
    You know what? I HATE SUMMARIES!

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    This is a little 1800's-ish au based on this drawing by the-pastel-rain on tumblr!!
    http://the-pastel-rain.tumblr.com/post/156432753755/i-got-a-tablet-i-found-in-the-closet-working-again
    I don't know how long it'll end up being but there are at least five more chapters in drafts.

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    Marc could be a real punk in return, but there was something adorable about it. It gave Patric the same sense of accomplishment he had initially received from presenting game pucks to him. Maybe that’s why the interactions became a part of their warmups.

    Or maybe he just needed a routine.

    Which was what he always tried to convince himself whenever he started pondering the tangled web of emotions that were beginning to take root in his subconscious.

    *NOW COMPLETE*

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    Five times Gabe tried and failed to ask Jack to marry him and the one time he did.

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    The boys are determined to show Ignis that they CAN help out during dinner. And they don't just mean setting the table, either.

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    During a cooking lesson, Papyrus overhears Undyne’s phone conversation and puts two and two together.

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    Collection of drabbles/prompts from my Tumblr that are too short to stand alone.

    Update 2/21: "Birthday Surprise"

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    After their first Valentine's Day together ended terribly, Hoseok and Minhyuk are determined to make this year special for their boyfriend Kihyun. Unfortunately, it doesn't go according to plan.

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    Victor tries to cook for Yuuri. Emphasis on "tries."

    (Victuuri Week 2017 Day 5: Domesticity. Prompt: Anniversaries.)

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    It feels like preparing for the fall all over again, except this time he knows John will be there to catch him. Because he’s still here, after everything, like he always will be.
    And so Sherlock shuts his eyes and touches his mouth to John’s, just barely.
    The ghost of a kiss.

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    Lisa brings home a boy. Len and Mick ain’t happy, but Lisa gets whatever she wants, and what she wants is a nephew.

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