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    Love, Jealousy and sex. Which is their priority in the three way love triangle?
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    A small growl came rumbled in Eren's throat, wanting to taste more of him. Almost like wanting to devour him whole. He had his share too. They fucked occasionally, but they always acted like virgins getting their first taste of ass. Their lengths pressed against each other, aching to have the attention it really wanted. Eren reached between them rubbing Armin's member. The blond broke the kiss with a whimper. Crazing for more.

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    Sam leaves Cas alone for two seconds and turns around to find him munching on a potato raw, unwashed, skin and all.
    "I don't think I like potatoes." Cas says, a disgusted look replacing the confused one.

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    Snake is finding that his new master, Black, is extremely naggy. He doesn't like it at the mansion, but he has to stay there if he wants to see his friends. Because he WILL see his friends again, right? And besides that, why is Black always getting so close to Snake? Why does he get so nervous around him? Snake has never been more confused in his life.

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    The atmosphere of ever present love was slowly suffocating Crowley. He hated it. Until one day everything changed.

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    Sherlock suddenly decides to cook after John goes on a healthy eating kick. Disaster ensues.

    I sent a prompt to purrlockholmes on Tumblr, who responded with the cutest art work.

    That then inspired me to write this silly piece of fluff.

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    Set three years in the future. Sam tries to make Dean and Castiel breakfast in bed.

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    Damon attempts to bake some muffins and Stefan attempts to help him.

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    Les Amis share a house while in college and seemingly never actually do any work but carry on having soap-opera style dramas and crushes.
    Jehan pines from a distance, writes poetry on everything he's not supposed to and hopes that it all works out in the end. Enjolras and Grantaire hate each other (but not really) and Courfeyrac doesn't even know what to think.
    Alternative title: 5 Times Jehan tried to write poetry for Courfeyrac and 1 time it actually worked.

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    Stiles knows how much it cost for him to be in Eichen House, and tries to think of a way to save money. His brilliant idea? Cooking every single meal. Only, Stiles doesn't actually know how to cook.

    Derek helps Stiles with cooking when he realises he misses him at the pack meetings. He eventually finds out about the Stilinski's financial problems and wants to help however he can.

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    Now its Stiles' turn to cook breakfast for Father's Day.

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    All Roxas really wanted was a grilled cheese.

    Honestly.

    It was just... well... Axel had other plans.

    Prompt: Cooking/baking.

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    It’s been a week since Sam arrived that the Braeden household and he’s finally hungry. Cotton candy bingo prompt Cooking

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    Mycroft surprises Greg on his birthday.

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    Set sometime after Public's Eye.

    He’s had enough. He wasn’t going to take any of this. He was Harry freaking Osborn and he wasn’t taking this crap from anyone, not even from the amazing Spiderman. He walked over to the edge of the roof and looked down, seeing how small the cars and people were below.

    “I’m going to jump off the damn roof and if you're not here to catch me, I am going to kill you.”

    “Holy shit—Harry, don't you freakin’ dare—”

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    Things Eren and Armin can do: anything they put their minds to.
    Things Eren and Armin can't do: cook.

    Day Five: Heroes

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    Scott and Stiles try to make pizza. It doesn't go well.

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    Arthur and Morgana attempt to cook dinner for a sick Gwen, leading to an impromptu conversation (or non-conversation because they’re Pendragons) about their love lives.

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    "It looks like shit," Levi comments idly.

    Eren nods. "Yeah. Kind of like runny diarrhea."

    Levi makes an awkward noise and turns away, his shoulders trembling with the effort of containing his laughter.

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    Marco has been giving Jean cooking lessons for over a month now, and poor Jean still has trouble just boiling water, or so it seems. A little slice-of-life drabble in a modern domestic AU, rated PG for a slight bit of innuendo and language, inspired by Ghost Story and dedicated to the wonderful avoidingavoidance

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    It's 3am, they're drunk, and Levi decides he wants macaroni & cheese.

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