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    The first time Bond sees the tattoo-like markings of Q’s tentacles, he sucks in a short breath and whispers, “Q.”

    “What do they represent?”

    Q answers Bond with all honesty, “Me.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,355
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    6433
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    100 ways to say I love you, in the style of 00Q.

    (Featuring Q being an evil genius, James being in love with anything that moved and Eve and Tanner being the best of all match-makers).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,846
    Chapters:
    7/100
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    930
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    Q is shot and permanently injured on the night of Blofeld's and Denbigh's attempted coup, but Bond walks away with Madeline knowing nothing about it. However, time and tide eventually returns Bond to England's shores, and his reaction to the changes he finds upon his return will surprise them all.

     

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,327
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    484
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    10628
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    Politically, the States and UK were not the best of friends in the late 1800s. But when the West is invaded by a mad British Lord, the two countries are forced to get along.

    Lord James Bond and commoner Q are the two new British agents who are tasked with making sure that the West survives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,182
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    226
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    What if Jon met James first instead of Alec?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,374
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1274
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    Q's life started to go wrong when he was four, the hardships he faced shaped him into the man his is today. Only one person has ever been able to get completely through the shields he put around himself

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,570
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    632
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    In the wake of the attack on MI6, M is ordered to clean house and strengthen her organization - so she goes and hires a demon. Demons are territorial, possessive, and this one also has some impressive technological skills. Many people in MI6 are against it. A demon for a Quartermaster?? Those opposed have one hope: James Bond. 007 has killed demons before - even a Duke of Hell. And now he's coming home...

    No one is sure what will happen, but one thing is for sure: MI6 is about to become a hellishly interesting place...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,225
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    903
    Bookmarks:
    235
    Hits:
    7277
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    When Bond meets the Quartermaster for the first time, he's dying.

    When Bond meets the Quartermaster for the second time, he's near death.

    When Bond meets the Quartermaster for the third time, he's chasing death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1166
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    A lot of things change in two years, no matter how much James Bond tries to deny that. MI6 is -shockingly - more competent, R&D department has a building all to itself, R insists that she's the new Q despite her being perceived by James as a moody teenager and nothing else, James loses his designated number, and Q is a double oh agent who hates his guts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,182
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1453
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    Sequel to: you’re a holy fool all colored blue.

    Home, for James, was once a shoulder holster in a foreign country, women he didn’t know and regularly forgot, the London skyline outside his window, a martini shaken just right, and a suit so sharp, marks sometimes cut themselves on his edges. Home, now, is a person, is pizza after a long day, an entire cabinet full of tea, soft pillows and a warm mouth across his shoulders—it’s still London, but home is a flat he shares, a bed where he fights for blankets, the permanent indent of a book spine resting against his ribs, and he’s finally done running away.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,325
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    2774
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    Bond expects very little when he is sent to the circus to extract an undercover agent.

    In hindsight, that was a mistake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1012
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    Things don’t always go smoothly, but sometimes people can come to an understanding anyways.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,067
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    486
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    Q has found a different way to relieve stress.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,068
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    999
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    Bond goes missing on a mission, presumed dead. Nobody cares.

    Q knows he will always protect his own, even if he had not realized he had already labelled Bond as his.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1443
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    James comes back after Spectre to find Q doing sketchy experiments in the lab late at night.

    Complications abound as they try to figure out how in the world to navigate the challenges of being MI6's genius but commitment phobic quartermaster with the dangers that surround the Queen's deadliest but absolutely smitten double 0 agent.

    And this is a horrible summary, because clearly I've written a lot of words and it's about a whole lot more then what I've written above.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    214,304
    Chapters:
    53/53
    Comments:
    389
    Kudos:
    520
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    13814
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    Q had claimed he could do more damage on his computer before his first cup of Earl Grey than Bond could do in the field in a year.

    This particular morning, Q does just that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1316
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    YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE READ THE OLD KINGDOM TO UNDERSTAND/READ THIS STORY.

    James Bond is a Royal Agent of MI, an elite subsection of the Royal Guard that helps keep the Queen informed of, and on occasion, intervene in certain situations that may cause damage to the Kingdom's citizens or stability.

    When a new threat arises from the North, the fate of the Kingdom may rest in the hands of a single Royal Agent, Agent 007, and the enigmatic new Quartermaster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,705
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Bond wants the Aston. Q has no intention of letting him near it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,087
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3911
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    Bond stared. He was 007, one of the most well-established, well-respected agents in M16 history. Almost nothing was above his clearance level.

    Or, the one where Q (who isn't Q yet) is Bond's latest target.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,267
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    5458
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    "After a bloody mission in the rainforests of Brazil, a painful wound to the sternum from a grenade shrapnel and three weeks playing dead on a beach in the Caribbean, breaking into Q's flat seemed like a marvellous idea.

    James was not surprised it went sideways."

    (Or, the one where there are dinners, threats, shovel talks, illegal breaking and entering and James Bond being oblivious.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2459

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