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    This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness.
    This time he would not let them die.
    This time he knew he could handle it.
    This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness.
    This time he would claim what was his.
    Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.

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    Bilbo wakes up in Laketown with memories of a future he would rather avoid. So to get an edge in the upcoming battle, Bilbo strikes a deal with Smaug, completely unsuspecting of the heartbreak he will inflict on Thorin.

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    Sometimes it's not your true love you end up with, but the one who

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    Bilbo was born as Hobbits were in days forgotten and was treated as a monster because of it. He had come to peace with living out his days in an empty smial, hated by his family and ignored by his friends when an old friend drops a pile of loud, infuriating, personal space invading dwarrows into his lap. With them not knowing his secret, Bilbo hopes to get back what he has been missing for so long.

    If only it was that easy.

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    A monster is causing problems in Erebor whose King is offering a most generous reward to anyone willing to deal with it. Witchers are professional monster hunters who make their living dealing with monsters and magical oddities. Even witchers meet their match, and it's a good thing Thorin is around when Bilbo meets his.

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    Mistress Iris Baggins, once head of the Baggins Clan. Once a respectable Mistress, with a slight streak of danger. Finds herself with a house full of darrow, an idiot she's going to find someway to teach a lesson to and her father who never knew she existed.

    Well, they were going to find this Hobbit wasn't a pushover and that their pig headed idiot leader may just someday be able to take his foot out of his mouth.

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    Billa Baggins has always been a different child and not quite what a hobbit lass should be. But if her mother had taught her anything, it was to lift her head up and be proud of who she was, the rest would sort itself out.

    So when the unexpected happens and even her mother’s tales and her own adventures seem inadequate in comparison, Billa closes her mouth, straightens her spine and heads on to embrace the new additions to her quiet hobbit life.

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    To say that he was not amused would be an understatement.

    “Where Bilbo is the head of the Hobbit family and doesn’t tolerate disrespect, especially not from Dwarves”

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    Pirateking:
    anyone/anyone: someone gets their feelings hurt and the other takes offence on their behalf-where some one outside the company insults a member (calling them ugly, or dumb or something) and one of the members takes huge offence.

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    Belladonna Baggins was successful in saving her child from the slowly corrupting head of Erebor Inc. 40 years ago.
    Now, it's been 20 years since Smaug officially took over the genetics laboratory and Thorin Durin plus his company of genetic mutants are looking to take back what belongs to them.
    And it just so happens that they need a fellow named Bilbo to do it.

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    Bilbo Bonnabelle "Bonnie" Baggins is in her first year at Hogwarts. It's only been the first day and already she's made a few friends and been placed into the wrong house. Trying to keep her secrets close (and undiscovered) while simultaneously attempting to figure out just what is all going on in the shadows of this great wizarding school is no easy feet, especially when your secrets may just be tied in with mysterious happenings around campus. Join Bilbo and her friends from fandoms far and wide as they struggle through life at a wizarding school that's not just for wizards and has a lot more going on than meets the eye.

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    There’s always Something to Learn

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    Filled with a lifetime of aches and regrets that he knew was never going to go away, Bilbo resigned himself to dying in the Undying Lands without any sense of closure. Until Yavanna stepped in with the offer of a second chance to save the Royal Line of Durin.

    But there's a catch... Bilbo has to do it all as a six-and-a-half-inches tall fairy!

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    It's All Presentation

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    "You will make the most exquisite specimen in my realm"

    Bilbo dipped his head to the side. “Specimen?” His voice was not alarmed, but steady. A hint of curiosity lingered in the undertone. It was clear he did not understand the word.

    "I will have you. But I understand in your realm, everything comes with a price"

    “I would do anything to bring him back.” He tilted his chin up. His voice was confident, a little bit louder this time as he declared. “I want to bring him back alive. He deserves to rebuild the kingdom he had claimed back when no one else had thought it was possible.”

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    So... Bilbo can bench a troll. And go.

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    Faint white figures paint my sleep
    please don't tell my secrets keep them hidden (you got it, you got it, you got it)
    if the words that matter reach your face from floor
    will you be wondering if, or (do I need what is given or honest)
    does it cost me scarring if the words stay true
    even number your nephew (I don't want it, don't want it, don't want it anymore)

    and when the answer that you want
    is in the question that you state
    come what may
    come what may

    what did I do to deserve
    what did I do to deserve
    this? this?

    Coheed and Cambria - Blood Red Summer

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    Bilba has been a slave her entire life. All she knows of the outside world is what she sees from time to time outside the gates of Moria and the stories her mother used to tell her. Stories of a place called the Shire where her mother once lived and a placed called Erebor where, as far as she knows, her father still lives. Stories of dragons a thousand times larger, and more intelligent, than the beasts the orcs rode and of a strange concept called freedom where one was allowed to live as they wished with no one to tell them what they could, or could not do.

    The stories meant little to Bilba. The only future she had was to live, and die, as a slave as countless number had before her.

    And then the orcs dragged an injured female firedrake through the gates, her rider screaming obscenities behind her as he fought to reach her side...and everything changed.

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    At one point in their life all Dwarrow felt The Calling, the need to create something special for their One. Nori was a thief; his craft was to steal things. Somehow he doubted that particular combination would work out and that didn’t even start to account for Hobbits and dragons.

    Based on a prompt by Pirateking. It got a bit out of hand XD
    Don't let the number of words or chapters scare you. The chapters are short and there are enough opportunities to take a break and be a responsible adult or whatever ^_~

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    Bilbo goes to Moria

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