1 - 20 of 377 Works in BAMF Bilbo Baggins

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness.
    This time he would not let them die.
    This time he knew he could handle it.
    This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness.
    This time he would claim what was his.
    Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,140
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    258
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    9154
  2. Tags
    Summary

    This one may take a little explaining.

    Some time ago the wonderful Rin Pin created a very interesting AU on tumblr which she named 'Battle Ready Baggins'. The basic gist of it being:

    “At the end of the Battle of the Five Armies, everyone lives, nobody dies, but Bilbo was still banished from Erebor for stealing the Arkenstone and went back to the Shire. Or so that’s what everyone thought.

    Five years later, Thorin - has broken free from his gold sickness and has been sitting on his throne thinking of nothing else but of Bilbo. So he - and a few of the Company - go out to find the Hobbit, hoping to ask for forgiveness. When they arrive to the Shire, they find a certain meddlesome wizard who is also searching for the hobbit. But when they come upon Bag End - Bilbo is gone. And he doesn’t want to be found.”

    So this is the idea that Bilbo may have found out what that little gold ring in his pocket really is and went to go take care of it himself!

    This is just one scene that was first illustrated by Rin Pin here (the second set of pictures): ( http://rinpin.tumblr.com/post/150147456048/throws-confetti-in-the-air-and-then-they ) and that I then decided to write a ficlet for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,192
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1040
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo is a badass with a traumatic past and no mark that somehow matches Dwalin's.

    I suck at summaries. Just read. Its good, promise...maybe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,974
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2920
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Shards of Honor Fusion: Commander Belladonna Baggins did not expect her astrological survey to turn into this. She definitely didn't expect to find herself helping a Dwarf stage a coup to regain command of his own ship. And when that unfortunate business was over with, she never ever expected to see him again. No matter how much she might want to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,342
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2100
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Short summary: Gays in space!

    Longer summary: After his first successful solo mission, Jedi Knight Bilbo Baggins, trained by High Council member and full-time nuisance, Master Gandalf, returns to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. During an excursion to the sparring arena, he meets a group of Dwarven Jedi from Ered Luin, a mountainous planet located in the Outer Rim. Young padawans, Fili and Kili, are full of curiosity at this strange, barefoot Jedi, but Master Thorin, who appears to have the personality of a rancor and mental shields like blast doors, is less than impressed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,844
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    903
  6. Tags
    Summary

    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,879
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    282
    Kudos:
    1038
    Bookmarks:
    274
    Hits:
    14247
  7. Tags
    Summary

    From that sparse information Gandalf supplemented him with about halflings, Thorin expected some soft creature that would cower under his gaze when he knocked on the door of Bag End. What he certainly didn’t anticipate at all was witnessing a mildly annoyed hobbit female berating his rowdy nephews who looked genuinely ashamed of their behaviour for once, when she yanked the door open. Thorin finds himself drawn to the short-tempered hobbit almost immediately, his denial about her being his One not lasting very long. But how does one go about impressing someone who seems to be completely unimpressed even by the prospect of facing a fire-breathing dragon? And what’s with that creepily accurate foresight of hers?

    Or what if the things were the other way around and it would be a dwarven king hopelessly in love being pushed away by a witty hobbit burglar who hides a rather unique trait?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,365
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    277
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    7051
  8. Tags
    Summary

    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

    ...

    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,123
    Chapters:
    15/19
    Comments:
    421
    Kudos:
    1207
    Bookmarks:
    395
    Hits:
    21237
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Billa Baggins is quite honestly a complete conundrum in the eyes of the company. One minute she's so quiet that no one notices her, the next she's laughing and joking with the best of them. Then she's distant and irritated, before becoming polite again. And don't even get the dwarves started about the instant staticky hatred between their hobbit-burglar and their dear leader, Thorin Oakenshield.
    This mysterious hobbit is going to have her world knocked upside-down while all of her secrets will be stripped from her one by one, whether she wants it or not. That, the dwarves can guarantee.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,140
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    3773
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo is a dragon, in disguise as a hobbit. He had a personal vendetta against Smaug and would love to destroy him. The Company, not knowing any of this, hired him as their burglar. Let the adventure begin.
    Also on fanfiction.net

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,325
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    486
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    7772
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Bilba has been a slave her entire life. All she knows of the outside world is what she sees from time to time outside the gates of Moria and the stories her mother used to tell her. Stories of a place called the Shire where her mother once lived and a placed called Erebor where, as far as she knows, her father still lives. Stories of dragons a thousand times larger, and more intelligent, than the beasts the orcs rode and of a strange concept called freedom where one was allowed to live as they wished with no one to tell them what they could, or could not do.

    The stories meant little to Bilba. The only future she had was to live, and die, as a slave as countless number had before her.

    And then the orcs dragged an injured female firedrake through the gates, her rider screaming obscenities behind her as he fought to reach her side...and everything changed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    267,119
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    4448
    Kudos:
    3924
    Bookmarks:
    1150
    Hits:
    111861
  12. Tags
    Summary

    The Fell Winter destroyed Billanna (also known as Billa) Baggin's small hobbit family, as her parents were murdered and she kidnapped by orcs. However, she is saved by a familiar group of dwarves which, after deliberation (and Thorin's younger sister giving him grief) Billa joins the family of Durin. As the years pass, relationships are brought into light, and with quests thrown in, it seems a quiet life is a little hard to find for a hobbit among dwarves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,244
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    391
    Kudos:
    1024
    Bookmarks:
    268
    Hits:
    25052
  13. Tags
    Summary

    The Hobbits have a secret.. a secret that will change everything. My name is Bilbo Baggins, the first child ever born of a Took and a Baggins. He is the one that was chosen to have the power of the unicorn...
    Story will be better than the summary

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,813
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    4586
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo is a Skin-Changer and Gandalf chooses him as a Burglar for Thorin's Company. After some reluctance, Bilbo agrees to help them with their quest, but he quickly realises that it is a dangerous road to travel down when there is a pretty price sitting on the head of one of the last living Skin-Changers in Middle Earth...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,536
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    2365
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Filled with a lifetime of aches and regrets that he knew was never going to go away, Bilbo resigned himself to dying in the Undying Lands without any sense of closure. Until Yavanna stepped in with the offer of a second chance to save the Royal Line of Durin.

    But there's a catch... Bilbo has to do it all as a six-and-a-half-inches tall fairy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,389
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    454
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    10748
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Mistress Iris Baggins, once head of the Baggins Clan. Once a respectable Mistress, with a slight streak of danger. Finds herself with a house full of darrow, an idiot she's going to find someway to teach a lesson to and her father who never knew she existed.

    Well, they were going to find this Hobbit wasn't a pushover and that their pig headed idiot leader may just someday be able to take his foot out of his mouth.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,282
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    403
    Bookmarks:
    129
    Hits:
    8039
  17. Tags
    Summary

    or Bilbo Educates the Dwarves, Again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    917
  18. Tags
    Summary

    "You will make the most exquisite specimen in my realm"

    Bilbo dipped his head to the side. “Specimen?” His voice was not alarmed, but steady. A hint of curiosity lingered in the undertone. It was clear he did not understand the word.

    "I will have you. But I understand in your realm, everything comes with a price"

    “I would do anything to bring him back.” He tilted his chin up. His voice was confident, a little bit louder this time as he declared. “I want to bring him back alive. He deserves to rebuild the kingdom he had claimed back when no one else had thought it was possible.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,000
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    412
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
    6592
  19. Tags
    Summary

    There is a reason why the dwarves are secretive. There is a reason why they are despised. It will take a quest, along with a hobbit, and a woman from another world to recover the hidden secrets of a lost society. This story is AU, and the dwarves will be out of character.
    Bofur is asexual aromantic in this story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,170
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    262
  20. Tags
    Summary

    In acquiring the fourteenth member of their company, Thorin and the other dwarves learn that there is a stronger connection between their people and the hobbits than they remembered. A new telling with a Bilbo that is blessed by the Mother of all hobbits.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,384
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    341
    Kudos:
    770
    Bookmarks:
    315
    Hits:
    18126

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation