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    Where Thorin is water, deep and vast and unpredictable as the sea, Dwalin is fire. Or, well, something equally burning, for the passionate scalding heat of volcanoes is actually made of molten rock and stone (or so her father's books claim, and how fit would that be for such a rock-skulled dwarrow).
    Either way, Bilbo cannot help but think that it fits: Both of them are so different, and yet so very much alike - passionate, and forces of nature, and neigh unstoppable. And she is so terribly, hopelessly, ridiculously in love with both of them.

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    He shed his scales for skin, traded his wings for sturdy feet. But his claws remained sharp and the fire in his belly burnt bright, for he was still of the Dragonkin, no matter the form he wore. And when the dwarves came knocking, offering him a chance to exact his revenge on Smaug, how could he resist? Dragon!Bilbo AU.

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    Shards of Honor Fusion: Commander Belladonna Baggins did not expect her astrological survey to turn into this. She definitely didn't expect to find herself helping a Dwarf stage a coup to regain command of his own ship. And when that unfortunate business was over with, she never ever expected to see him again. No matter how much she might want to.

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    Immortality is a gift.

    Thorin found it to be a blessing and a curse. He knew he would never see his company again, they all died out over a thousand years ago.

    Well, so he thought. Apparently Thorin wasn't the only one blessed with this gift, and now he has to set out to find a certain curly haired, short, fussy, former hobbit.

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    In acquiring the fourteenth member of their company, Thorin and the other dwarves learn that there is a stronger connection between their people and the hobbits than they remembered. A new telling with a Bilbo that is blessed by the Mother of all hobbits.

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    Bilbo Baggins has a secret. It’s a secret that all hobbits hold close to their chest, and would never speak of it in polite company. It’s a secret made present through the mandatory seven meals all hobbits must have.
    He’s hungry. So hungry, thanks to the small rations the Dwarves were serving out, that even that pale orc is looking particularly tasty. Well, it’s not like he hadn’t eaten one before but it’s just not respectable to do such a thing in front of company.
    But a small taste couldn’t hurt anyone, right?

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    This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness.
    This time he would not let them die.
    This time he knew he could handle it.
    This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness.
    This time he would claim what was his.
    Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.

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    At one point in their life all Dwarrow felt The Calling, the need to create something special for their One. Nori was a thief; his craft was to steal things. Somehow he doubted that particular combination would work out and that didn’t even start to account for Hobbits and dragons.

    Based on a prompt by Pirateking. It got a bit out of hand XD
    Don't let the number of words or chapters scare you. The chapters are short and there are enough opportunities to take a break and be a responsible adult or whatever ^_~

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    Short summary: Gays in space!

    Longer summary: After his first successful solo mission, Jedi Knight Bilbo Baggins, trained by High Council member and full-time nuisance, Master Gandalf, returns to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. During an excursion to the sparring arena, he meets a group of Dwarven Jedi from Ered Luin, a mountainous planet located in the Outer Rim. Young padawans, Fili and Kili, are full of curiosity at this strange, barefoot Jedi, but Master Thorin, who appears to have the personality of a rancor and mental shields like blast doors, is less than impressed.

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    There is a reason why the hobbits don't leave the Shire. The story of Bullroarer Took had more to it then what Gandalf knew about. The goblins have a long memory and hold a grudge against any and all hobbits, especially Tooks. A story of where Bilbo didn't fall down deeper in the goblin caves and finds the Ring, but was brought in front of the Goblin Kings wrath.

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    “For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.” – Fellowship of the Ring
    Hobbits are not what the others races believe. Crafted by the Valar and blessed with inherited magics called knacks, Hobbits have been ensuring the peace between the Free Peoples for a long time. No one else knows and Hobbits are content to keep it that way. However, years ago Shire life was disrupted by the marriage of Gerontius Took to Adamanta Chubb, originally known as the dragon Arradeth. Years later Bilbo Baggins is paying the price of being an odd hobbit, having inherited both Took and Baggins knacks along with his grandmother’s blood, and is the only one of her line to also have a dragon form. Now Gandalf the Grey is once again in need of a hobbit for an adventure and Bilbo must decide. Should he accompany the wizard and his group, face a dragon, and risk revealing Shire and family secrets? Or does he abandon his people’s sacred purpose and allow a stubborn king to send part of Middle Earth into war? Not to mention that if Bilbo does go he risks not only his life, but losing his dragon Heart to a band of suicidal dwarves. Either way, the choice of Bilbo Baggins may rule the fate of all Middle Earth.

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    Filled with a lifetime of aches and regrets that he knew was never going to go away, Bilbo resigned himself to dying in the Undying Lands without any sense of closure. Until Yavanna stepped in with the offer of a second chance to save the Royal Line of Durin.

    But there's a catch... Bilbo has to do it all as a six-and-a-half-inches tall fairy!

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    If you throw a frog into a pot of boiling hot water it will jump out, but if set it in cold water and slowly heat it up it will stay until it dies. This is how abusive relationships begin.

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    Bilbo had been happy, he knew that. He was frankly surprised when this god of a man asked him out to dinner after a coincidental run in at the market, but after two years he didn't know if he stayed out of fear or because he didn't know any way out.
    That was until a man with dazzling blue eyes picked him up on the side of the road after one of Smaug's outbursts.

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    Bilbo thinks life is over for him. When will he learn that he isn't cut out for a quiet existence?

    Currently rewriting

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    Bilba has been a slave her entire life. All she knows of the outside world is what she sees from time to time outside the gates of Moria and the stories her mother used to tell her. Stories of a place called the Shire where her mother once lived and a placed called Erebor where, as far as she knows, her father still lives. Stories of dragons a thousand times larger, and more intelligent, than the beasts the orcs rode and of a strange concept called freedom where one was allowed to live as they wished with no one to tell them what they could, or could not do.

    The stories meant little to Bilba. The only future she had was to live, and die, as a slave as countless number had before her.

    And then the orcs dragged an injured female firedrake through the gates, her rider screaming obscenities behind her as he fought to reach her side...and everything changed.

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    The Hobbits have a secret.. a secret that will change everything. My name is Bilbo Baggins, the first child ever born of a Took and a Baggins. He is the one that was chosen to have the power of the unicorn...
    Story will be better than the summary

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    Brenna was neither more Baggins nor more Took. She was something else entirely. So when a group of hopeful dwarves, led by a solemn would-be-king, and a wizard who knew far too much come looking for a burglar, anything could happen...

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    Bilbo Baggins, a Hobbit who has spent summers with elves since childhood and has a few tricks up his sleeve, is invited on a quest by Gandalf the Grey. A story filled with battle, love, friendship, and more side adventures than Bilbo could have ever dreamed.

    "It is the magic of my people, the magic that rests in us from birth and awakens only when it finds the catalyst. A key is just metal without a lock. A lock cannot be opened without a key. You are the key. Do you understand now, what we are awakening? Lying together will open and bond us, not just for tonight, but for life.”

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    (Very) Loosely follows the Hobbit's basic storyline. However, instead of Middle Earth, it's set in the post nuclear war Fallout (Video Games) Universe.

    Please see beginning chapter notes for more detail as to what to expect.

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    After Battle of Erebor, Tauriel sets out for Dol Guldur.

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