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    In Dol Guldur, a garden grows.

    AKA the Potato Orcs story.

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    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

    ...

    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

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    When Gandalf walked up Bagshot Row one morning, Bilbo Baggins knew the mad wizard was trailing adventure and peril behind him as he usually did. What Bilbo didn't expect was to be handed off to a gaggle of thirteen Dwarves on a suicide mission to reclaim their mountain from a dragon half a world away.

    It's rather difficult to keep secrets when you're living in each other's pockets after all.

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Conkers is a game of skill and fun, a perfect way to let off steam to prevent many in-families assassinations from ocurring, and most of all, training. Because in Hobbit culture, many things are sacred, but very few as sacred as generosity and constraint. And sometimes, of course, a hobbit becomes overly greedy.
    It happens even in the best of families —Bilbo's, even, has a perfect example, coughLobeliacough—, and so, the hobbits long devised a solution: the Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy for Greediness.

    It works nine times out of ten, and the one that doesn't is usually due to death or severe injury meddling in the process.

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    In acquiring the fourteenth member of their company, Thorin and the other dwarves learn that there is a stronger connection between their people and the hobbits than they remembered. A new telling with a Bilbo that is blessed by the Mother of all hobbits.

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  7. Public Bookmark 15

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    The game, Mr. Baggins, is on!

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    Short summary: Gays in space!

    Longer summary: After his first successful solo mission, Jedi Knight Bilbo Baggins, trained by High Council member and full-time nuisance, Master Gandalf, returns to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. During an excursion to the sparring arena, he meets a group of Dwarven Jedi from Ered Luin, a mountainous planet located in the Outer Rim. Young padawans, Fili and Kili, are full of curiosity at this strange, barefoot Jedi, but Master Thorin, who appears to have the personality of a rancor and mental shields like blast doors, is less than impressed.

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    Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Fortunately, the one living under the delusion he was a regular hobbit was NOT him. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

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    This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness.
    This time he would not let them die.
    This time he knew he could handle it.
    This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness.
    This time he would claim what was his.
    Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.

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    When Gandalf walked up Bagshot Row one morning, Bilbo Baggins knew the mad wizard was trailing adventure and peril behind him as he usually did. What Bilbo didn't expect was to be handed off to a gaggle of thirteen Dwarves on a suicide mission to reclaim their mountain from a dragon half a world away.

    It's rather difficult to keep secrets when you're living in each other's pockets after all.

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    16/?
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    Short summary: Gays in space!

    Longer summary: After his first successful solo mission, Jedi Knight Bilbo Baggins, trained by High Council member and full-time nuisance, Master Gandalf, returns to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. During an excursion to the sparring arena, he meets a group of Dwarven Jedi from Ered Luin, a mountainous planet located in the Outer Rim. Young padawans, Fili and Kili, are full of curiosity at this strange, barefoot Jedi, but Master Thorin, who appears to have the personality of a rancor and mental shields like blast doors, is less than impressed.

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  13. Public Bookmark 27

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    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

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    Waking in the forest with no memories of his past, accept for the basic survival memories and the ones of his race, Bilbo needs to do a task that two voices instructed him to do. Save the Line of Durin, they were not meant to die.

    But who or what was a Durin? And how did he protect them? Did they even want to be protected? Only one way to find out.

    And why did his normal legs turn into deer legs!?

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    Thorin noticed, her just didn't realize. Dis noticed, she asked. Then the war happened and a hobbit lady was left with growing belly, a pouch of beads and a broken promise.

    Frerin found his work in the rolling hills of the Shire. He found his heart in a sprite of a woman named Belladonna. His family never knew. Except his sister, who always knew.

    77 years later, the company land, with some 'gentle' pushing from a wizard, on the doorstep of Freya Baggins who isn't all she appears to be.

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    Bilbo wakes, always in Erebor, with dark shadows to one side and the first light of a terrible dawn to the other.

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    When Gandalf walked up Bagshot Row one morning, Bilbo Baggins knew the mad wizard was trailing adventure and peril behind him as he usually did. What Bilbo didn't expect was to be handed off to a gaggle of thirteen Dwarves on a suicide mission to reclaim their mountain from a dragon half a world away.

    It's rather difficult to keep secrets when you're living in each other's pockets after all.

    Language:
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    135,125
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    16/?
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  18. Public Bookmark 77

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    In which Bilbo Baggins gets saddled with thirteen dwarves and a meddling wizard, for the second time in his life. He would've sworn he'd been on a boat a few moments ago....well, what's to be done. Maybe the air in Valinor isn't all it's said to be.

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    After his head injury in bofta, Bilbo remembers his life as John Watson, military doctor and best friend to Sherlock Holmes. Not knowing he has been forgiven for the Arkenstone debacle, he returns to the shire. A year later, orcs destroy the Shire leaving Bilbo, Frodo and Sam the lone survivors. Bilbo takes his boys makes a life for them in Rivendell where all goes swimmingly, until a certain diplomatic envoy from Errebor arrives. Three guesses as to who it is. problem is, Bilbo is not the same soft hobbit he used to be.

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    When given the chance to go back and repair the damage that had been done, what choice did he really have? But at least she could have told him he'd be starting over at the very beginning. What happens when the one that no one trusts and the one no one knows are the only ones who have any idea of what is going on.

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