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    Until this very second, Bilbo is still thinking Hobbit isn’t supposed to live as nomad and travels from nation to nation to fulfil their ambition. They’re a very peaceful race doing domestic job and better lived with expectation. Yet here she is, standing in front of an arc into classroom, so far the tiniest kid -and the only Hobbit- attending Moria Interspecies Academy.

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    10/?
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    49
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    10
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    ‘Bilbo Baggins. Today you are dead as a hobbit, but your task in Middle Earth is not yet fulfilled so I’ll send you back as a Soul Keeper. Here’s the soul of a Warrior of Old. His body was lost in torment and his mind was enslaved by evil. You are to find him and stay with him until the time is come when his body reunited with his soul.' - Green Lady

     

    Of all places in the world, Gandalf found Azog living in Bag End

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    Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line.

    All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen.

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    45/?
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    1081
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    287
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    23757
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    A slightly different spin on Azog's thoughts of Bilbo, canon-diverent one-shot where Azog had captured Bilbo. However, instead of immediately hurting him, Azog gets confused about the Hobbit's strange, soft body and begins to explore. Slight sexual themes. All in the perspective of a very curious Azog.

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    1/1
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    8
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    105
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    12
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    1570
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    This takes place at the end of An Unexpected Journey, and takes a different turn when Azog and his gang attacks our heroes. Azog catches the scent of his mate, and it all goes downhill from there. After all, what is an orc supposed to do with a halfling mate? (The answer to that is bad, bad things and you might want to click away right now.) And anyway, will Bilbo Baggins the Burglar be able to handle Azog the Defiler?

    Yeah, I have no idea. I was hoping you did. This is either a short prologue to shameless smut or a teasing one-shot, depending on what kind of feedback I get.

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    3/?
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    45
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    367
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    59
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    Bellarosa is an unusual hobbit, she refuses to get married to slight her father who in her mind "Always wanted sons". She always felt out of place in her families home and when she finds out why. Her world comes crashing down. Literally.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    19
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    1
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    Thorin was a clueless dwarf when it came to love he was married to his craft after all.
    Belba "Bells" Baggins wasn't so clueless.

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    1/1
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    2
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    18
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    1
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    1946
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    Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.

    Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)

    Health and Safety: It is advised that food and drink should not be consumed during reading. Fanfic writers are not liable for damage to keyboards.

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    6/?
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    142
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    337
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    71
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    6675
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    In an alternate reality, Erebor was never taken by Smaug, and the War of Dwarves and Orcs never happened. The Orcs invaded the Shire, slaughtering hundreds and taking countless more as slaves. Bilbo is slave to Azog, the Dwarf King's mortal enemy... until the Dwarf King rescues him.

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    English
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    250,480
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    857
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    3112
    Bookmarks:
    928
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    119369
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    Hobbits have ebony curls and blue azora eyes. Bilbo has copper curls, he also had two different colored eyes. One yellow and one green. Hobbits had their soul-mates names over their heart. Bilbo did not. But he would hear a particular phrase in an unknown language, getting louder everyday. And when ever he repeated this phrase out loud, he would feel a burning over his heart as if a hot iron were pressed against him. He looked nothing like his supposed father, Bungo Baggins. But he had his mothers face with her button nose and almond shaped eyes. He used to be a happy fauntling without a care in the world, going out on adventures in the woods, ignorant of the gossip being spread about him. But then the Fell Winter came about. He only remembers howling and the crushinging of bones. At the very sight of red he feels feint. Belladonna put in her will that Gandalf the Grey would be his Guardian. Which comes to question Belladonna's choice seeing as Gandalf dissappeared for 60 years when he promised to be back in 20 months. And not only does he come back without an explanation but with an adventure no less! How scandalous can this old coot be? And what is this about Bilbo's father??????

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    4/?
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    21
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    120
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    25
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    Being with the therapists had, at least, forced her to consider her emotions, even if she had never voiced them. So she tells Balin, or Dwalin (the poor man), in stilted sentences punctured by sobs and shaky breaths, how much she had trusted Azog. She works through her jumbled thoughts, recognizing her naivety and her disillusionment, the way that the idea of Azog enchanted her so much that she was blinded by his true nature, the suspicious actions and traveling he did meaning nothing in the face of her adoration.

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    1/1
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    33
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    1
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    She thinks they do not notice, when she comes home with a pinched expression and bruises halfway hidden beneath sleeves held down by her fingers. Once, this beau of hers was the light of her life, but now his true colors are being revealed.

    Belle worries her brothers by moving to college, and meets a handsome (but suspicious) stranger while there.

    There is NO RAPE in this oneshot, but definitely non-con and events leading up to rape

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    1/1
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    1
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    Azog likes consensual sex. Other orcs don't understand.

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    From a prompt on the kink-meme: "Thorin's company escapes the goblin tunnels, they are chased by the wargs and they take refuge in the trees. But when Azog shows up it turns out he has no intention of killing them. He has been fantasizing about Thorin ever since the dwarf cut off his arm, and now he has every intention of proposing to the love-of-his-life in a proper orc-fashion...

    So, instead of attacking Azog starts courting Thorin (much to everyone's horror), reciting orc poetry, singing morbid love songs accompanied by the howling wargs and professing his undying love for his beloved foe, combining threats and promises. Thorin is thoroughly disgusted, the older dwarves are outraged and the young ones are barely suppressing laughter, while Gandalf is disturbingly pragmatic about the whole situation. Bilbo is just scared."

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    Comments:
    25
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    76
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    13
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    2818
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    The prompt: Bilbo/Azog/Thorin consensual crack fic. ...Dom!Bilbo.

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    12
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    Seven years before Pain-Bearer, the Shire was invaded, and Bilbo Baggins was taken as a slave by Azog the Defiler. This is a story of survival in the harshest of conditions, of a Hobbit that gave everything to protect his people and nearly died for it.

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    Chapters:
    1/9
    Comments:
    30
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    263
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    45
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    9506
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    Long Prompt Series.
    Short stories about Alternate Universes about Bilbo and Azog. Some are of them being a couple and some of them being friends, but always full of Fluff. Maybe a bit of angst, maybe.

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    English
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    27,056
    Chapters:
    23/?
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    282
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    53
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    9581
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    One day, Azog met Bilbo Baggins as young and fell hard. And later in their teenage years, Bilbo fell too, but for Smaug. This is Azog's story.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    93
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    6
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    1828
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    Gandalf runs Middle Earth's top rated dating show. Lobelia and Otho have signed her up in hopes that Bilbo finding a girlfriend will get them Bag End.

    Bilbo meets dwarves who try a bit too hard. Humans who she wouldn't mind but who are twice her size and more. An elf queen who causes the ultimate sass fights. Somehow an Orc got on the show.

    She'll need a lot of coffee.

    Modern AU where all races are kept and everyone is Rule 63'd. Prepare for humor and crack.

    So much crack.

    You, the reader, get to decide who Bilbo ends up with.

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    5,198
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    85
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    15
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    2588
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    When faced with a great struggle, nature adapts. When a great change happens in ones life, one must chose to either change or stay the same and decay. Azog really wishes he could chose the latter because being the soul-bound protector to a hobbit has to be worst thing to ever happen to him, arm being cut off included.

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    English
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    13,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
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    312
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    7247

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