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Six months after The Fall, John is falling apart. Then a homeless woman is thrown from the roof of St. Bartholomew's; a tall, thin man in a black suit begins follow him; and John slowly realises that both he and Scotland Yard are very, very out of their depths.
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The Post-Lights-Out Homesick Blues by inigosolo for anon prompter on makinghugospin
Les Misérables - All Media Types
31 Mar 2013
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Two glorious late-middle-aged French virgins reduced to the status of hormonal 17-year-old-boy virgins at a modern British boarding school, and all that implies. So sue me.
Hastily written for a kinkmeme prompt. Gratuitous in the extreme. Sorry-not-sorry-but-sort-of-sorry, etc. -
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Bilbo blinked and squinted. He considered, briefly, closing the door, so that when he opened it again it'd be like it should be. Empty.
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Kurt's 17th birthday is approaching. He knows that things are going to be different this year, better. Something good is coming his way, hopefully in the form of a new Warbler boyfriend. He's counting on his best friends to make his birthday unforgettable. Season 2 AU.
Damn, he had it bad. Kurt tried not to stare at Blaine, but it was difficult not to get lost in those huge hazel eyes, his insanely long lashes. You need to keep it together, he thought. Don't fuck this up.
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Past and Present Entwined by stickdonkeys
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Mar 2013
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This is basically all the smutty outtakes (and Extra smut scenes) from my story When the Past Encroaches on the Present. It can stand alone but turns into a collection of smutty one-shots in that case :) I hope that you enjoy it!
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- Part 2 of Past and Present
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In a room-sharing situation, quality alone time can be hard to come by (puns intended). But Gwaine, Merlin and Arthur agree on a schedule that works beautifully--until it doesn’t.
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Arthur walks in on Merlin wanking and in typical Arthur fashion, starts criticising his methods. So naturally Merlin demands a demonstration of proper masturbatory techniques.
“It’s just so typical of you, Merlin.” Arthur shook his head. “Honestly, how can you get to be nineteen years old and not even know how to wank properly?” -
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Sequel to ‘I Figured’ & ‘I Know’ - It’s their six months anniversary and while Louis is jet-setting the world for his job Harry worries about what to get him as a gift. And all the things his friends suggest are ridiculous, like a dick in a box..
>>> I just realized the description sounds like really crappy porn. So yeah, it's not, there's a story behind it all. Just read it, it's amazing. Gracias. xx
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- Part 3 of I..
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When the kid stumbles forward to put an arm around his shoulders and earnestly tells him that "out of the infinite number of possible universes I could have found myself conscious of rational thought in, I'm glad it's this one, because you're here", Derek knocks back the rest of his drink, because he knows that he hasn't had enough to deal with this yet.
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Four Times Carolyn Ruined the Evening and the One Time She Didn't by Foxtrots
Cabin Pressure
23 Mar 2013
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The title explains it all.
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- 5/5
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- 11
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Derek and Stiles have taken out the Alpha Pack and pretty much saved the world. Okay, the town. Okay, their remaining friends. But the Alphas left something behind: a baby. And this baby is an Alpha too. Derek is determined to take care of the abandoned child, and Stiles is stuck going along for the ride.
But Stiles doesn't expect the ride to include seeing another side of Derek, or to find another way to say "family."
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Lucky in life, but unlucky in love, Amon's bid to rid the world of bending was a roaring success, ending with his takeover of Republic City. Despite this, the girl of his dreams remains infuriatingly out of reach.
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It is raining, and a training trip has gone terribly wrong. Guan Ping has never been more miserable in his life, and if Xingcai doesn't kill him, her father will. Rated M for sexual things, includes characters from DW8, and has slight spoilers for 3rd century China.
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Riko would be a liar if she said sex with Hyuuga was anything but boring.
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The card was for some sort of sex specialist. Molly wasn’t sure if he was being serious or not but she really did need help in that area, she was too horny and frustrated most of the time and too shy to actually try getting a boyfriend or even just a fuck buddy since all her relationships seemed to die off within a year or so.
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Stiles and Aiden run into some relationship problems, and it's all Derek's fault.
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- Part 4 of Twist the Knife and Watch It Bleed
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You come home to find your flatmate naked in your bed, smoking. What do you do?
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Jonny should’ve figured everything was going too smoothly.
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That's Not What Homosexual Means, John by unseenminion (TheUmbrella) for Imasupermuteant
Homestuck
15 Mar 2013
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“I'm not homosexual!” John blurted out as Dirk reached for his fly.
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Klaine Week Day 1
Early!Klaine
Kurt and Blaine have been dating for a week when at a Warbler party Kurt receives his first hickey- Words:
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