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    My rewrite of teen wolf season 1.

    “s..sorry, I didn’t know this was private property I must have-” Oh my god Stiles shut up!! “wondered too far into the preserve and--” Stop talking. Stand up, do something other then talk the man to death. Wow. When did he get so close? I can see his eyes are green....and are staring straight into mine...Awkward. I..I DON’T DO AWKWARD, it does me!!! See what I mean. Oh god he’s still staring.

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    17/?
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    265
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    48
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    It was almost Ciel Phantomhive’s 16th birthday. His ‘friends’ decide that the bicolor-eyed boy needs a break from the aristocratic life of being head of the British Intelligence. What’s better than to celebrate by flying to Las Vegas for a week of fun on the strip?

    A couple of drinks later...

    Ciel’s memory ends there.

    ~

     

    "If someone told me I'd get so drunk, in Las Vegas, and marry a stranger who's nearly nine years older than me, I'd punch them in the face for even thinking it" - Ciel Phantomhive.

     

    ~

    ❧So, Please, if you may, Join Sebastian and Ciel Michaelis’s divorce celebration on__.__.____

    Oh, that’s right: In order to break the legal bond that was made on lonely, drunken mistakes by the unlikely pair, they first have to find the person who wedded them.

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    5/?
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    25
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    76
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    11
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    775
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    Eren's best friend has a secret, his sister made him promise to try out for a musical, and a visiting professor is too attractive for words. Corsets are involved. Flesh-eating giants, not so much. Students and professors alike learn what it means to love and to be honest, and the many ways in which they can do so.

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    Chapters:
    45/60
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    261
    Kudos:
    678
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    141
    Hits:
    21103
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    Eren has always loved to sing in his schools concert choir, but when a new teacher arrives Eren gets a little distracted.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    57
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    9
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    978
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    Akaashi propose à Bokuto de passer le week-end chez lui. Mais Bokuto est persuadé que tout le monde se trompe : Akaashi n'a absolument rien derrière la tête !

    Language:
    Français
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    7,403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    1
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    63
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    AU ending for "Toby or Not Toby" (2x24). Walter and Linda are still dating and he takes her to the Lake Tahoe Jazz and Heritage Festival. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    4,750
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    253
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    Han Solo was trying to rescue her Royal Annoyingness from the Death Star when he runs smack into Vader's kid. Naturally he does the logical thing and takes him hostage. This is where the story starts.
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    Luke just wanted to get some snacks when he ran into a Wookie, a Princess and a Space Pirate. The day's pretty much downhill from there.

    Language:
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    121,062
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    251
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    23988
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    When Anakin falls prey to a lethal poison, Obi-Wan has no choice but use all his resources to heal him-- no matter how reluctant he is in administering the antidote.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    326
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    38
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    Kent Parson would really like to come out. He would. If only people would just let him.

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    11,679
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    7/?
    Comments:
    78
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    172
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    2043
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    When everything in a vault is always the same, it's no surprise that she'd be intrigued by something new. When everything in the wasteland is trying to kill her, it's no surprise that she'd be comforted by something familiar. When the Tunnel Snakes ride again...Tunnel Snakes rule?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    146
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    Daniel Howell is in school trying to not pay attention when his teacher calls on him. He makes a sassy comment and gets sent to the office, but on his way out he stares at Phillip Lester, whom he really likes. This causes some disturbance in his pants and he goes to the single bathroom instead of the office.

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    10/?
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    109
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    5
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    Inspired by A Neon Sign With Just One Letter Showing.

    What would Fallout New Vegas become in a modern setting? What would the Legion be? Well, I got to wondering and that's pretty much where this came from.
    Jack, one very unlucky Scotsman, lands himself in intense relationships with two very different men: Arcade Gannon and Vulpes Inculta. More than a little immoral himself, Jack finds himself torn between the two, almost an ally of the Legion unbeknownst to Arcade, while Vulpes has free access to Jack's house and all the secrets it holds. But Jack has yet to fully ally with the Legion, and until he does, he has some very dangerous enemies.

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    English
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    248,499
    Chapters:
    40/?
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    61
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1155
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    Sequel to Wolfgirl. It follows straight on!

    The motley crew of Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Arya and Sansa Stark and Podrick Payne rock up in Braavos looking for safe harbour. Sandor Clegane is not too far behind them, realising he has made a terrible mistake. Tee hee. Some hilarity and probably quite a lot of shipping in store, all in surprisingly damp, cold Braavos. Honestly, it's like bloody SCUNTHORPE or something.

    It's rather AU, having veered wildly off-course halfway through Wolfgirl.

    NB Warnings for Sandor's and Arya's filthy mouths!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    580
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    208
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    26
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    6345
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    Alistair and the Warden follow the course they were set upon.

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    2/?
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    4
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    Blaine doesn't remember the hot guy in the morgue named Ravi, but he wishes he did.

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    1/1
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    “I am, ah, well-endowed,” Harry says slowly. Eggsy can’t stop the grin from spreading on his lips again. He raises an eyebrow, and Harry shakes his head. “I am afraid you do not understand.”

     

    In which size matters, sometimes a little too much.

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    22
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    Yuuichiro Amane, bartender of the Seraph nightclub has a peculiar gift that he never asked for and it drives him insane at times. One fateful night, he is chosen to be the private bartender for a business company of vampires. Unexpectedly, he meets a particular blond that might just save him from his own madness.

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    29,919
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    6/?
    Comments:
    193
    Kudos:
    336
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    50
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    3392
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    One day, Olaf apparently finds it wise to give Anna a book filled with quite interesting — and heavily graphic — content which ultimately introduces her to the world of lesbianism. Sometimes a single little taste is all it takes to change a perception...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    26
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    2
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    "I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one."
    Morrissey

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,606
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
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    24
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    3
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    267
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    웃유웃
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    ║█► "This lissom blonde will entertain men as told, albeit with little evidence of ᗪᕮᔕIᖇᕮ or ᔕᕮ᙭ᑌᗩᒪ interest. In fact, there is hardly any evidence that she processes strong emotions at all ― yet she has the uncanny power to make them think their hearts are madly in love with her mind, soul, and body. To be easily ᗪIᔕTᖇᗩᑕTᕮᗪ by this woman is to distract yourself from saving your own life."

    But is Hans Westergaard's courtesan a coy victim or a carnal villain?

    In an era reigned by mafias, gamblers, Nazis, blondes, whorehouses, and burlesque dancers, a smutty thief attempts to pick both of their locks. Hers should've been left alone, though. Along with those sparkly sapphires, that disturbing diary, and the Holy Grail between her legs.

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    [ Eugene/Elsa | Hans/Elsa | Eugene/Hans | Gothel/Hans | Gothel/Eugene | Elsa/Gothel | -Eugene/Rapunzel ]

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    ╾━╤デ╦︻

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    9/?
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    9
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