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    Dan has always found Phil extremely attractive, inside and out. But Dan, being as awkward as he is, always seems to think about the wrong thing at the wrong time which causes some things to stand up if you get my drift… along with his perverted mind, anytime Phil brushes up against Dan or slightly touches him, Dan finds himself needed to go hide in a private place for 10 min. Dan hates how sensitive his body is, especially his neck, collarbones, his lips in general. He is 24 for fucks sake and his body acts like he’s still a horny teenager. Dan has come, literally, to the conclusion that wanking himself off isn’t fully helping him anymore. If only Phil knew Dan loved him and then maybe he could help him out.

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    English
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    5/?
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    57
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    104
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    6
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    Temné Voldemortovo prokletí má patnáctiletého Harryho Pottera zabít... nebo ho donutit připojit se k Pánu zla. Na třetí možnost ale Voldemort nějak zapomněl... AU po čtvrtém ročníku, nucený sňatek.

    Language:
    Čeština
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    85,649
    Chapters:
    40/42
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    8
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    "He came every summer. It wasn’t even a question. Harry and his parents—one step, one real—picked up their lives, packed it into a car, and drove long enough to land at the ends of the earth.

    "The cabin had been in his family for a hundred years. There was no TV, no phone, no computer, no radio. There were decks of cards and plastic deer and marbles. There were skis and leaves and a tree house.

    "And then there was Louis."

    Or, Harry and Louis meet every summer at the lake.

    Language:
    English
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    13,511
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    29
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    576
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    Park Jimin has fluffy sweaters, green glasses, chubby cheeks and a smile what could make flowers grow.

    Jeon Jeongguk has Reputation (with capital R), a motorcycle, way more black leather jackets than necessary and a Secret (with capital S).

    And may or may not, Jeon Jeongguk has a teeny tiny Crush, too. (It's really tiny though, the capital C must be a mistake, okay.)

    AKA the high school!AU where Jeongguk secretly likes cute things and Jimin has sweater paws.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,616
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    836
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    11219
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    Itachi and Omoi meet and fall in love. Except it's not that simple.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    92
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    Um...hi, my name is Lola, I'm a human and....not very good at talking, it just...my mind gets blank when I am with people, no matter if it's a human or a monster, but ... I always ask myself, why my kind doesn't get well with me...while the monsters actually does?... Nah, mystery of life, I will never know, again..this is Lola and welcome to my normal life, well, if you are interest to know about it, I-I don't wanna you feel you are forced or anything or..you...you know what I mean...ok...um...bye

    Language:
    English
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    13,181
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    184
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    A podfic of "lay your hands on me" by Merideath.

    "When people needed her help, it generally involved coffee, hacking or a heavy dose of sarcasm. Steve didn't usually need a hand."

    Language:
    English
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    40
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    509
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    A collection of hundred word drabbles about Humanitys' strongest soldiers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    400
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324
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    “So, just let me get this: this is the guy you met two months ago at Rickon’s archery tourney, he’s his teacher as I recall, and tonight you have a date with him?"

    This is a story about Theon and Robb and their friends.

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    English
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    28,145
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1659
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    ()xxx[{:::":::":::":::":::":::":::>

    (ᑭᗩᖇᕮᑎT Oᖴ "ᗰY ᗪᕮᗩᖇᕮᔕT ᑕOᑌᔕIᑎ")

    [❄]༻♕༺[☀] ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉

    "Pregnancy disorders compromised her last expectancy to a degree in correspondence with her bed-ridden mother's."

    Following Queen Rapunzel's childbirth death, King Eugene must table a union with Arendelle to prevent a rockslide in Corona's economy. Arendelle's parliament consents in exchange for hegemony and a heir, while Queen Elsa consents to take custody of her cousin's country and family. Despite discomfort, both relatives and kingdoms must learn to make their marriage endurable.

    "I'm counting the minutes just like you are, Eugene..."

    [❄]༻♕༺[☀] ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉

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    English
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    21,113
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    15
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    21
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    602
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    Norman runs away from home and ends up in gravity falls homeless, broke and alone.

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    English
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    15,203
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
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    385
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    ~This time, when Daryl realized he was falling for the younger man, he hadn't fought it so hard. This time the archer wasn't going to miss his opportunity because he was too damn scared or too deep in denial. Not that he had handled it perfectly, by any means, but when Daryl thought back to Jesus's mouth pressed against his, he knew he wasn't going to give up. Not this time.~

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    English
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    20,801
    Chapters:
    11/12
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    137
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    467
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    52
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    9115
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    You're almost ten sweeps and nearly all of your friends have faded away. You don't know if they're even still alive, but you do know you won't be soon. This is not the time to start a relationship, even a clusterfuck like this.
    And yet you're about to have cyber sex for the first time.
    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have absolutely no idea how this is going to go down.
    You do however, have a feeling this is going to get complicated.

    Language:
    English
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    20,556
    Chapters:
    11/24
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    3794
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    Dean wasn't a virgin, Castiel wasn't a prostitute, Sam wasn't in love with his brother... at least not really. Dean Smith is turning thirty and he hates his life. He is rich successful it is all he ever wanted, but he's miserable. He has money, women, and power something is missing in his life, but it can't be men because he is straight... except in his dreams. Cas is a self destructive nineteen year old foster kid reject eking by selling drugs till a fall out with his boss forces him into another position entirely. Sam is a twenty-four year old college drop out, ex drug addict who is helplessly in love with his foster brother Dean. Is there a way where saints and sinners can have both a past and a future?

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    English
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    27,978
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    702
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    After taking on a titan to save a fellow scout, Asuna wakes up on the battlefield with a serious case of amnesia. Only to be rescued by Jean Kirstein. Now she must remember why her old enemy is now her new friend. What has she forgotten about her past?

    Set a few years in the future. Characters are 19-20

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Kylo doesn’t intend to spy on Hux’s personal life.

    His orders are to ensure loyalty, and it just so happens that the best time to look for treasonous thoughts is when the target’s guard is down. It’s less obtrusive this way, less overt than a direct interrogation; General Hux would notice Kylo Ren bearing down on him on the bridge, but he is completely unaware of the thoughts he radiates while Kylo brushes his hand along the door of his quarters as he walks past during Hux’s end-of-shift routine.

    Tonight, Hux’s mind is not on military strategy.

    Language:
    English
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    4,436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
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    104
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    James takes a chance on leaving his number on a cute customers receipt, Aleks takes a chance by texting a number written on his receipt by the hot Game Stop employee

    Language:
    English
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    14,803
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    4
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    27
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    3
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    509
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    [Post-HTTYD 2] Descubrir que su alma no le pertenece a Astrid será tan sólo el primer capitulo en la nueva etapa de vida de Hiccup III. Entre admitir la verdadera extensión de sus sentimientos por cierto Night Fury, esperar que su ex-prometida no lo castre, y auxiliar a una vieja amiga cazada por Berserkers, Hiccup tambien será obligado a enfrentar los pecados de sus ancestros. Lo quiera, o no.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    135,293
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1361
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    Atrissa Surana is sitting by the campfire, having dirty thoughts about Alistair and speak of the devil, here he comes.

    They end up having sex for the first time and neither of them honestly know what they're really doing and its pretty dorky.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    1
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    179
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    Zachariah Trevelyan was never a caring person. Being raised in a circle tends to make people cynical, nervous. Since no one's ever good to mages in Ferelden, he never expected to be good or considerate to anyone, nor did he expect to befriend a former Templar. Could this recluse of an inquisitor finish what had started long before he was ever involved? Could he reciprocate feelings from others? Could he learn to be a better for someone? For anyone?

    Updated: 1.10.16 (Chapter 15)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,752
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1130

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