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    I never gave much thought to how I would die- and frankly I didn’t give a fuck. To be honest, I never thought dating a clumsy nerd would lead to this.

    Across the room his soulless, red eyes peered at me through the darkness. He smiled an unnervingly pleasant smile, as if we were just sitting down to a nice cup of tea- instead of planning to rip my fucking head off.

    It was a pretty shitty way to die. It was all the fucking nerds fault. I can’t really blame him though; wait yes I can. Although he was just doing what he thought was right -emphasis on thought- he fucked up. He fucked up big time.

    God damn it. None of this would have ever happened if I hadn’t have moved here, if I’d stayed in Arizona like Troye had wanted me to. Fucking Sporks. Who names a town Sporks anyway? Whatever though. I can’t say I’m too happy about my impending doom but I guess it has been a good ride. When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's unreasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. I can still complain about it though.

    His smile remained unfaltering as he lumbered forward, undeterred, to kill me.

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    7/?
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    Through a strange twist of fate, Rey suddenly finds herself married to the Marquess of the Reach, a mysterious man who she has never seen and whose name she has never learned. All she knows is this: the Marquess has been married six times before, and each time, the dragon Kylo Ren has devoured his wife within a year of their marriage.

    Medieval AU based off of “Psyche and Eros” and “East of the Sun and West of the Moon” with a healthy dose of “Beauty and the Beast” thrown in for good measure.

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    6/?
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    877
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    177
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    A sabotage mission was launched by the SOE in June of 1941, leading three British soldiers to reunite with those they left behind on the shores of Dunkirk one year ago.

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    12/24
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    366
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    53
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    After a shitty week at work, Sebastian, Ciel, Mey-Rin and Finny go drinking. Sebastian and Ciel get involved in a karaoke contest to see who has to pay the next round of drinks.

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    Don’t touch your friend’s dick. Don’t touch your friend’s dick while you’re literally inside of your other friend. This seriously isn’t that hard.

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    With a little encouragement from Scott, Cora works on bringing her biotics into the bedroom.

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    1/1
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    You thought the wedding fic was crack? Oh, Masked_Man_2 and I are only just getting started >:)

    A little Christmas special we thought up XD

    Happy holidays!

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    4/?
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    Kylo has visions of a woman he has never met and she of him. When they finally meet, it changes them, but what happens to the galaxy?

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    62/?
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    Will learns a little something about what turns him on.

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    Shatterstar is weird, and Rictor goes along with it.

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    A situation where Prompto and Noctis get kidnapped by a band of sadistic men who go through extreme torture to get what they want.
    ****WARNING****WARNING****WARNING****WARNING****

    TRIGGER WARNING THIS IS RATED ONE OF THE HIGHEST LEVELS FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!!!! If you are triggered by dubcon, rape, sexual harassment, and forced feelings/pleasures, then I HIGHLY advise you to not read this. This story will only get worse and I would like to not see people writing comments yelling at me about some sort of old hidden memory that they had about these such events.

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    12/?
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    What happens when you put together a merman, a surfer, and a surfer’s new friend? Shenanigans and Gay Shit under the guise of cultural exchange.

    Art by thecreamcat on tumblr.

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    Viktor (Sex-God) Nikiforov is the lead singer and founder of the boy band, A.M.
    Viktor Nikiforov, Christophe Giacometti, Otabek Altin, Jean-Jacques Leroy, Leo de la Iglesia and Seung-gil Lee are all models who met each other in a shoot for “Man Junk” where the boys had to pose in the new Calvin Klein underwear while holding or posing with things that were deemed junk stuff for guys.
    The subsequent hours bleed into late night drinking and Viktor went home with Leo, while his best friend, Chris, apparently “escorted” Otabek and JJ back to their shared apartment, leaving Seung-gil to head home with the photographer.
    These pretty boys may sing about all the beautiful girls but only JJ and Seung-gil ever actually sleep with any of them.

    Yuuri started following Viktor’s career since he first picked up a magazine on his way out of the airport in America. In the ad, Viktor was dripping wet, a poodle shaking droplets of water on his mostly naked body. Apparently, the ad was for a big dog washing/housing company in the states but Yuuri swore it was an ad for Viktor’s ab’s.
    Yuuri was buying.

    Or, the AU where Yuuri, Ji, Phichit and “sometimes” Yuri are groupies of the boy band A.M.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    133
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    28
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    Стайлз смотрит на широкую спину, переводит взгляд на глину, а потом – на собственную ширинку, в которую явственно упирается стояк. Господи, почему это его жизнь...

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    1/1
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    8
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    2
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    The Princess Sheveän does not heed Maia’s demand to bring Idra to him, but instead has Maia rendered unconscious and taken to the monastery in the north. He has no way of knowing that Csevet is coming to break him out of it. Neither of them have any way of knowing the rigors and dangers and griefs — and joys and pleasures — that lie ahead of them as they, and the allies they find and those they re-encounter, struggle to restore him to the throne of the Ethuveraz.

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    15/18
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    28
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    5
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    With a modest job and a spiraling personal life, Eren hides himself from the skeletons in his closet behind bottles of rum and any bed he can climb into. That is until one finds its way under the skin of an oddly entrancing man and forces him to reconsider where he stores his secrets.

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    3/?
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    2
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    13
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    3
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    108
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    A surprise attack from the Galra while team Voltron was on a mission brought a couple of problems and a mysterious person with it...

    Aka a story in which...

    * Keith, Allura and Shiro get a half-sister they hadn't known of (Yes, they all have the same)
    * The half-sister is an extremely great wingman
    * Team Voltron discovers a long-forgotten secret
    * And a lot of shameless fucking happens

    (Please give it a shot, I suck at descriptions)

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    English
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    26,998
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    12
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    63
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    6
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    3143
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    Proceeding to have an existential crisis while your supposed rival is nestled happily between your thighs isn’t really an ideal situation to be in, is the conclusion that Lance comes to as he reflects on all that’s happened within the past few days following what he’s started referring to as, ‘the night everything got a whole lot more homoerotic than usual’.

    But it’s the third night in a row that he finds himself in this exact same situation, and he’s starting to run out of excuses about why this keeps happening, or on how to explain what the fuck is even going on between them anymore.

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    49,667
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    280
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    1154
    Bookmarks:
    254
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    something I thought of but idek. awkward.. pls read

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    I got frustrated because there was no scene in AoU where everyone tries to decide who has to bunk with who when they're at Clint's farm house. So I wrote it. And then it mutated and grew about 20k words longer than I intended. Ahem. So what basically happens is I unnecessarily re-tell and excessively explain some parts of AoU, scatter some of my own scenes around them and top it all off with an 8k sex scene.

    "Strange, he thinks, that for everything they've been through together, the entire time they've known each other, Tony has never seen his feet, and he's never seen Tony's midriff, and is it really weird that the first time they see these unknown bare parts of each other is the first time they're about to get into bed together?
    Not together, he corrects himself, just... at the same time and place.
    He thinks about how many people are probably jealous of him right now, how many women would have scolded him for not turning around to have a peek because frigging Iron Man is stripping not six feet behind him."

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    10
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    126
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