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    Bones learns some important lessons.
    Sequel to a prompt fill for the buckle-up meme on LJ. The prompt: 5 scenes from Jim and Bones' sex blooper reel.
    I took it one further and turned it into a 5 +1.
    No beta, again, and might not be as amusing as the first.

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    Thousands of miles apart, Erik Lehnsherr and Charles Xavier form a soulbond. But when that bond is severed five years later, they have to spend the next ten years trying to rebuild their lives alone.

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    45/50
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    Kirk and Spock are forced to share a tent on an away mission gone slightly wrong. Spock takes the opportunity.

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    Chuck no va a dejar que olvide lo que pasó.

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    At fifteen, Rose and Scorpius are too focused on besting each other to care for the kind of romantic distractions everyone else in their year seem keen on but an unexpected moment of intimacy could change everything between them.

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    Written for DoreyG, who promted this on the hhanon kink meme (long may it live on):

    Refreshment man!Larry/Victoria's servant, proms
    So, I know Victoria's serving man had a name BUT I cannot remember it for the life of me so, um, please forgive?
    But these two captured me in a faintly odd way so I shall continue! Maybe they get talking while poor Victoria is crying, maybe that talking gets on to flirting, maybe that flirting develops into... Other things, yes~. And all in the setting of the Royal Albert Hall!

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    Sequel to EIGHT COUNT; After 3 months apart, filled with heartache and regret, a seemingly routine case changes everything and may just bring Rick and Kate back together.

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    10/?
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    "He doesn't like becoming the star player in the sort of drama he that he usually watches. It's not his place to get involved, it never has been. You can't chronicle things if you're far too close to them."

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    7/?
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    Brendon is an established model with a face that breaks hearts and a body to apologize for. Ryan is a baby-faced, skinny hipster that is so fashionable that sometimes he finds it hard to breathe (no really, those jeans look tight).When Brendon turns up for a go-see to find that this wiry little amateur is his only competition, can he suck it up long enough to do his job?

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    The kid surprises Justin the first time he sets his eyes on him. Justin had been expecting a bright and sunny kid, someone like Zumaya, full of effervescent bubbliness that would probably become annoying with prolonged exposure.

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    The secret to photobombing is the source of light. (Pao-Lin/Ivan. No spoilers.)

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    Divorced parents is always hard, especially if you think its your fault, because you're the reason they were together in the first place...

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    3/?
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    “I’m sure you won’t be offended when I say that you will essentially be a substitute for me."

    or, John fucks Sherlock because Mycroft won't.

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    11
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    Camelot is cursed by an evil Sorceress. Arthur discovers what splendid men his knights are, how adorable Merlin is and exactly what sort of books one can order from obscure vendors in Cenred's kingdom.

    Arthur wished the latest sorceress had given him a pair of donkey's ears, or made everyone's hair fall out. Camelot, its long-suffering inhabitants and its King, were used to such magical mishaps. They could deal with it. Cursing Merlin with walking, talking ejaculations with a duty to report to Arthur each time Merlin decided to have a wank was irritating on a previously unknown scale. It was out of the ordinary, even for Camelot.

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    Nepeta gets a weird feeling from one of the trolls after the game is won and she needs to talk to someone about it. Someone she can trust, Kanaya the rainbowdrinker. But as she is being helped can she she help the shy jadeblood come out of her shell and find someone who deserves her. Not an Alternate Universe fic, but it is after the kids won the game.

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    3/?
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    Cartman knows he’s straight. And Butters is girly. So it makes sense. This is a totally heterosexual proposition he’ll be making.

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    The cast decides to welcome Tom at the airport.

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    An AU in which SGRUB never happened, the trolls lived their lives as they would have. Gamzee Makara is 8 sweeps old and is about to leave Alternia along with all the others. Join them on their journey to the adult-troll planet Terrenia.

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    7/?
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    8
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    4
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    Sex. Lots of awkward gay threesome sex. Yay!

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    Lily never meant to break Scorpius’ heart. He was the nicest bloke she knew and loved him dearly. If only, there was some way to make it up to him. Luckily, with Rose's help Lily decides to set up Albus with Scorpius.

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