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    What happens when the location of the most sought after bounty in the galaxy just falls into your lap?
    You take it and you fucking run with it, son.

    Let me take you on a magical journey through time and space and shitty cantinas. Well, maybe not time. This isn't Doctor fucking Who.

    We're just a lovable bunch of bounty hunters, assassins and smugglers trying to make our way in the galaxy, picking off the competition, one moronic opponent at a time to get the job done and most importantly: Get paid.

    Let me show you what happens when you tangle with the Resistance, the Guavians and the crime lords who run the Corellian trade routes..... Oh, and the General of the First fucking Order.

    Think Guardians of the Galaxy with more swearing and sex and fewer talking racoons.

     

    Nalesse Du Sade, at your service.
    E 11 Blaster Rifle, knuckle duster, dagger and pussy.
    Sexually frustrated after twelve hours.
    I'm not a sex addict......
    I think.

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    Jimin only really humored Taehyung's conspiracy theories as his best friend. There's no way any of that crazy stuff was true. Illuminati? Ha. Aliens? Nope. Government cover ups about human experiments? Well, that one maybe.

    But Vampires? No way. It's ridiculous.

    So then what is up with that guy Min Yoongi?

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    After Keith gets captured by Zarkon's druids to do some espionage, he ends up being a guinea pig of a formula they have been working on that will help the emperor give birth to a new emperor, but his plans failed when the paladins of voltron recapture Keith and bring him back safe and sound, only to realize that they had given Keith and Lance a chance at parenthood.

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    Park Jimin is a stylist and a designer for one of the world's biggest brands.

    Min Yoongi is one of South Korea's best actors.

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    Levi is a Russian immigrant in England working shifts at a factory by night and cleaning residentially by day. He is hired by Erwin and Eren, a married couple - to help clean their house.

    Cue the hilarity that naturally ensues when you get a stranger who barely speaks English in to clean your house and they're way more thorough than you'd ever expected they would be...

    Hide your porn, boys. Hide it well or it might turn back up alphabetised, date ordered and thoroughly disinfected.

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    Eren is a sex addict in denial and Levi is his new psychiatrist with a few skeletons of his own. Eren believes he's incapable of this chemical reaction called love; sex is so much easier. When faced with a new therapist who is unlike anyone he's ever met, Eren finds himself falling fast. Maybe it's time to get better.

     

    *Disclaimer* : We don't own Shingeki no Kyojin, nor do we make any profit off the writing of this fic. It's purely for our own self gratification. We just thought we'd show we care and share...

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    20/?
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    Naps are a bad idea.

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    Every time Anders puts his hair up, Hawke gets a boner in response. Like a twisted version of Pavlov's dog.

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    So we can all agree that 2016 has been horrible. In this AU Patrick's a teenager in the dreaded year of 2016. Going through the end of this year with something that has spontaneously become a dilemma, but will it be his gift from 2016 or another curse? Such an exciting plot can only be seen if you read. ; )) (yeah I went there but I'm still not sorry)

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    It’s 1993 and ‘phreaking’ has taken root in the UK, prompting L Lawliet to take on a case that will cement his reputation as a cyber-crime expert. With both A and B on board, together they head out for London’s DEFF con, a convention for computing and gaming nerds – but it’s hackers vs. adolescent hormones when L and B have to confront the charged and changing heat of their friendship. Are they friends and partners, or maybe something more?

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    Ever since Cas fell, Dean has come to be over protective of him, even though he's proved he's just a good a hunter as both Sam and Dean. Dean thinks that maybe he could have Cas sit out on this case, but it really doesn't make sense. Because it's a couples resort where people are disappearing, and what else is there to do but go undercover? And to go undercover, someone needs to "marry" someone. And if Cas is so set on tackling cases nowadays, Dean can't just kick him out. And he's definitely not letting Cas and Sam take on the case while he watches. So there's only one solution... right?

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    Stuck in Scotland doing soil-testing research, Molly finds herself completely out of her element and in the crosshairs of a rough local who doesn't turn a welcoming eye to strangers. Caught in a dangerous storm in an unfamiliar place, her only option beside freezing to death or getting lost on the mountain is to follow him home...

    Major smut, heavy kink, and lots of Loki in a kilt foolishness. Proceed at your own risk, later chapters will be heavy with everything I just mentioned ;)

    *I'm not going to subject you to the written form of the Scottish accent, as it's hard to write and harder to read - so you can use your own imagination here and I'll add a glossary to the end of any chapter that includes non-English words or slang.

    Sgàile Leannan translates roughly to "Demon Lover", "Ghost Lover", or any variation thereof...I'm not being terribly nitpicky about absolute translations because Scottish Gaelic to English isn't an exact science. Just enjoy and have fun ;)

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    The sequel to The Breaking Wheel, in which Sherlock goes to rehab (of the other sort), starts scraping his life back together, attempts to solve a case, and tries to make sense of what it actually means to be in a relationship.

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    20/50
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    Written for the prompt "I'm trying my best to be polite here"
    Dean and the reader share a steamy night while blackout drunk, when the reader bumps into him again, things get a little more complicated.

    Also posted on tumblr @butiaintgonnaloveem

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    I got sick of seeing the same old shit, done the same old way, in Harry Potter Fan-fiction.
    So I decided to take as many new ideas as i could think of, while mixing in things that I have seen before in ways I haven't seen before.
    That means that while there will be graphic sex, among other things in this story, it won't be for a few chapters. Also there is an excessive number of content tags, but I want to be through, and rest assured anything tagged will be in the story at some point.

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    25
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    K-2 stumbles upon Cassian's and Jyn's secret.

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    Chanyeol didn't think coming to this gathering was a very good idea.
    Sehun had other plans

    EXO didn't think they needed any more mates.
    Their wolves had other plans.

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    There’s been a lull since Bobby, Sam, and Dean made it back home from Buffalo. Even the monsters have hunkered down in whatever the equivalent of a supernatural bomb shelter is (though Bobby knows it can’t be nearly as good as his). If anybody wants Bobby's opinion, the end of the world's been a little boring so far, though Rufus has started calling again, which is nicer than Bobby will ever admit to.

    Naturally, Dean decides to take matters into his own hands and make life entirely too interesting. Good thing Sam has an angel on speed dial, because there is definitely trouble afoot.

    Ahoof. Whatever.

    ***

    The long-awaited sequel to "Of Course, Of Course" which literally no one was waiting for.¹ Reading that first isn't necessary. It's not like the Winchesters ever do all of their homework, either.

     

    ¹The author has since learned that, in a miraculous turn of events, people were, in fact, waiting for it. Wild.

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    Hands down, the worst way to meet your new stepbrother is to drunkenly hit on him at a party. Worst of all, Roxas definitely isn't gay. Probably.

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    The story was that he changed his name to Jesse because Hermes didn't suit him. He never told the story in front of anyone who could say otherwise. The truth was, Jesse was the easiest route from Jessica.

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