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    What happens when the location of the most sought after bounty in the galaxy just falls into your lap?
    You take it and you fucking run with it, son.

    Let me take you on a magical journey through time and space and shitty cantinas. Well, maybe not time. This isn't Doctor fucking Who.

    We're just a lovable bunch of bounty hunters, assassins and smugglers; trying to make our way in the galaxy, picking off the competition, one moronic opponent at a time to get the job done and (most importantly) : Get paid.

    Let me show you what happens when you tangle with the Resistance, the Guavians and the crime lords who run the Corellian trade routes..... Oh, and the General of the First fucking Order.

    Think Guardians of the Galaxy with more swearing and sex and fewer talking racoons.

     

    Nalesse Du Sade, at your service.
    E 11 Blaster Rifle, knuckle duster, dagger and pussy.
    Sexually frustrated after twelve hours.
    I'm not a sex addict......
    I think.

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    Carver and Merrill get it on... in the cutest way possible.

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    Freed has been frequenting a gay strip club to watch his favorite dancer, "Thor." He hears that Thor is about to get fired because his gruff ways don't get him customers. Freed can save his job, but only by hiring this blond dancer who, up until now, has always been unattainable perfection. What starts as a simple lap dance turns into much more, and Freed decides to figure out who this man with the electric blue eyes really is. Does he dare try to "catch the thunder"?

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    ()xxx[{:::":::":::":::":::":::":::>

    (ᑭᗩᖇᕮᑎT Oᖴ "ᗰY ᗪᕮᗩᖇᕮᔕT ᑕOᑌᔕIᑎ")

    [❄]༻♕༺[☀] ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉

    "Pregnancy disorders compromised her last expectancy to a degree in correspondence with her bed-ridden mother's."

    Following Queen Rapunzel's childbirth death, King Eugene must table a union with Arendelle to prevent a rockslide in Corona's economy. Arendelle's parliament consents in exchange for hegemony and a heir, while Queen Elsa consents to take custody of her cousin's country and family. Despite discomfort, both relatives and kingdoms must learn to make their marriage endurable.

    "I'm counting the minutes just like you are, Eugene..."

    [❄]༻♕༺[☀] ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉

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    Dan moves to Popetown, and tries to get elected mayor with the help of a funny little pope that acts like a seven year old. Meanwhile, Dan's friends try to get him back.
    Dan/Chris friendship, Dan/Elise, Chris/Elise
    The only Popetown fanfiction you'll probably find anywhere. They only made ten episodes. It was banned from British TV. I heard about it from a friend. They have a Popetown wiki, which is weird because of the small number of episodes that were produced. I'm not gonna go on about it. You guys can go look it at and find out more about the show.
    Oh, and in this book, the Pope has a name. It's Ben. I think that suits him. So there's some Ben/Chris, and Dan/Ben friendship.

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    At twenty-two years of age, the only son of Brendol the Fierce is married to the son of Queen Organa. The Western Prince is a hulking brute who is rumored to have fearsome magical powers, and Hux is prepared to do what he must to help his people hold their own against the threat of these powers. He's less prepared to feel quickly desirous and even protective of the warrior Prince Kylo Ren, who is secretly enthralled by a mysterious mentor who both bolsters and threatens to destroy his apprentice.

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    They knew about his panic attacks, they were aware that he hadn't been doing too well recently. No one really knew what was going on with Luke, not really. Not even his best friends or his family. He kept it to himself, hiding the truth deep inside - he wasn't excepting that anyone would ever figure out what he was struggling with. He never really wanted anyone to know, but this new kid, this Ashton really did start to wonder if he'd ever seen him eat, and why Luke always wore hoodies even when it was hot out there. Maybe he wasn't the only one with secrets?

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    The now adult Frisk is suffering from nightmares about the day she defeated Asriel and failed to save him from turning into the evil Flowey once more. Once she tells her worries to her closest friend, Sans, they develop an idea to stop the nightmares once and for all: return to the monster world and retrieve flowey in hopes that Alphys can return him back into his real self. In the meantime, Sans and Frisk grow closer and closer and develop new feelings for each other.

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    Mark and Sean don't exactly start off on the 'right foot' with each other. Mark is the new head counselor at Camp Crystal Lake, the camp that Sean has spent most of his summers at and has worked at for the past couple of years. Sean doesn't appreciate all of the rule changes and the way Mark treats him. Little does he know that Mark and him are able to build a strong relationship with each other that ultimately...has to come to an end in just two weeks.
    OR-
    Based on a Prompt Sent to me- Jack is a returning camp counselor and Mark is the new head counselor. They hate each other at first but then fall in love.

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    I never gave much thought to how I would die- and frankly I didn’t give a fuck. To be honest, I never thought dating a clumsy nerd would lead to this.

    Across the room his soulless, red eyes peered at me through the darkness. He smiled an unnervingly pleasant smile, as if we were just sitting down to a nice cup of tea- instead of planning to rip my fucking head off.

    It was a pretty shitty way to die. It was all the fucking nerds fault. I can’t really blame him though; wait yes I can. Although he was just doing what he thought was right -emphasis on thought- he fucked up. He fucked up big time.

    God damn it. None of this would have ever happened if I hadn’t have moved here, if I’d stayed in Arizona like Troye had wanted me to. Fucking Sporks. Who names a town Sporks anyway? Whatever though. I can’t say I’m too happy about my impending doom but I guess it has been a good ride. When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's unreasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. I can still complain about it though.

    His smile remained unfaltering as he lumbered forward, undeterred, to kill me.

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    Adrien is excited to reveal his true identity, while Marinette is terrified. But Master Fu says they can't afford to be distant any longer. Chat Noir and Ladybug are meant to work in tandem both in and out of uniform, their strength stemming from the bond created between them. Yet, teenagers are sometimes better at dancing blind than running with wide open eyes, even with the steps laid out before them.

    Steps in the path of an expanding world. Apart, they'll flounder. But together, they might just stand a chance.

    PART ONE COMPLETE
    Chapters 1 - 10
    Word Count: 122,141

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    Welcome to DC High, home of the DC Dragons. I suck at summaries and I have no idea where this idea came from.

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    “What are we, now?” John mused aloud, once they were in a cab heading back to Baker street. It was a cool, damp afternoon and Sherlock was studying the passers-by with detached interest. He glanced over at John with a raised eyebrow, his fingers idly worrying at one of the buttons on his coat.

    “Nothing seems quite right. What would you call me, if somebody asked?” John waved a hand vaguely at the space between them. “What do we call… this?”

    Sherlock stared at him for quite a while, his brow furrowed. John began to feel a little self conscious. The taxi lurched as they turned a sharp corner, and he flung out his arm to steady himself. Sherlock caught his wrist, and held tight.

    “Everything.” Sherlock said quietly, and after a moment he let go and resumed his study of the streets outside. John barely even heard the words, he said them so softly. “Everything. That’s what you are.”

    John stared at Sherlock’s profile against the cab window and exhaled slowly. After a long moment, he reached out and touched Sherlock’s long fingers where they were fiddling with the button on his coat. The tall man didn’t look around again, but his fingers slowly unfurled before curling deliberately around John’s hand.

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    The boys and their morning ablutions.

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    Sherlock never thought he'd fully mature as an omega because he was so lean of frame. He didn't mind though. He was happy with the way things were going. When Sherlock finally matured at thirty-six, he'd been less than pleased with his family signing him up for an alpha/omega matchmaking service. He'd wanted to refuse, but if he did he would lose his trust fund, inheritance, and he'd be blacklisted. So Sherlock came up with his own requirements for an alpha bond mate. One he'd thought his mother would never find, and being so arrogant, Sherlock promised that if his mother could find such an alpha, he'd marry them. Sherlock never thought his mother would find him, but when she did, Sherlock was left with no other option but to marry the alpha. Sherlock though, would not conform, not entirely. If he were forced to marry than this marriage would be on his terms, damn if the alpha turned out to be a good man who just wanted to love him. Sherlock would not give. Not even an inch.

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    *Set in a College Alternate Universe:

    Asriel is nervous about asking you out, but, with the help of his adopted siblings,
    he summons up the courage to do so.

    Let the awkward cute dating commence!
    (If you have read a shojou manga, you know what to expect)

    ACT 1: Chapter 1-30
    ACT 2: Chapter 31-60
    ACT 3: Chapter 61-100

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    What else could one expect from an Imperial academy? Superiority. Condescension. Belittlement. To be different was to be hated. Greya finds herself the recipient of a scholarship to the Arkanis Academy and the Cadet program under the direction of Commandant Brendol Hux. Isolated and alone for her background, the brown eyed Corellian endures the bullying and exclusion on a daily basis but it turns out the Commandant's own son is just as lonely as she is.

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    Jimin has been with the Jeon family for years and the only thing keeping him there is the small sliver of hope of seeing the young master break in his own hands.

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    Missing smut scene from Chapter XIII of Discretion and Restraint, Boundaries, where after settling on what they are and aren't, Byakuya and Renji proceed to sorta work out weeks worth of sexual frustration. It's... about as awkward as you'd expect from two emotionally stunted morons trying not to give away how excited they are at the idea, lest the other finds it a turn off.

    But hey, baby steps, right?

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    After a satisfying wet dream, John finally gets what he's been hinting at for so long. Dave's ass is his.

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