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    In what can only be described as the Parappa The Rapper equivalent to the infamous Giantess Toriel X Asriel: Motherly Fuckery fanfic from the Undertale fandom, Parappa one day finds out, in an urgent phone call from Chop Chop Master Onion, that Katy and Lammy (his big stepsister in this story) have drunkenly fallen asleep together in the Milkcan concert auditorium...and also that the legendary master himself has sent the incredibly dirty-minded Paul Chuck and Prince Fleaswallow as bodyguards...and also that he has a shrink gun.

    What ends up happening from there is anyone's guess (wee, at least, anyone who hasn't read the original Motherly Fuckery before, that is), but what I definitely CAN tell you is that it makes the original MF look absolutely TAME by comparison.

    Have FUN, motherfuckers!

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    6/6
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    Tony doesn’t think twice when a baby shows up on the Tower’s doorstep three months after Loki’s 'execution'. Although the new responsibility annoys him to no end, he can't help but fall for those eyes... Eyes of an uncanny green that should, yet shouldn't, remind him of frost and broken glass.

    Then the kid grows into a man, and Tony’s world spins out of control.

    Reincarnated!Loki AU

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    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    “Hey, so.” A good start. Super relaxed. Very conversational. “I was wondering. If you were planning on doing anything about the, uh. Necrotic hand situation?”

    Komaeda seems too surprised by the question to really take notice of the sudden and immediate cringe that snaps down Hinata’s spine at his own terrible choice of a conversation lead in.

    He sets his teacup down. “What *should* I be doing about it, Hinata-kun?”

     

    (or: hinata has a gift for komaeda. he's just unsure if it's the right one. or if komaeda wants it. actually maybe he should just throw it away.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    62
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    202
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    33
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    Pretty much modern setting au, where Joseph lives with his uncle Jonathan and starts his first year in uni just to meet Caesar, his hate at the first sight. Throw in the weird totally disruptive family that moved in next to them, his two good friends, one German with a bad taste of humour, and a slightly perverse South American bodybuilder family, and you get the thing that's his life now. Actually, it's pretty okay, if he has to say himself.

    Watch me try to blend story elements revolving around few characters with their personal diaries, commenting on anything and everything. Yeah, it's not as experimental as it sounds... I think... yay!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Jinyoung loved his friends. He really did. But sometimes, he just wanted to grap their heads and smack them together, make them finally open their eyes and see. Otherwise he would lose his mind, with all the mutual pining going on.

    Good, that sometimes all it needs, is a little party, a big-mouthed drunkard and a quiet morning to solve a problem.

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    2,217
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    A rice cooker filled a hole on his counter, the same way a friendly smile filled a previously unnoticed hole in his heart. A television crept into his barren living room, much in the way a tender gaze would creep under his thickened skin.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    The only thoughts left where of Choji now. Poor Choji who would be elated to have received a card on such a special day. Poor Choji who would give both arms and the same amount in body weight just to have a girl look his way. Poor Choji who would throw himself willingly into the troublesome, dangerous and heartless creatures that were Girls without so much as a second thought.

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    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    Dean recently started working in the stock market and he already felt like he didn't belong, but one day he met a strange blue eyed man in the elevator. Castiel was having a horrible day but falling on the other man surely enlighted it.
    A spark seemed to have been born in both men and got them wondering, longing for each other. [Destiel]

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    109
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    61
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    9
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    Laurent was, in all certainty, the most intellectually gifted student in attendance at Ylisstol High School. He may not have been the most popular, or most attractive, but he had his intelligence. But if there were to be one thing he'd claim to be truly terrible at, the antithesis to his wit, it would be romance.
    And unfortunately, the boy he's falling for is even worse at it.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Second part to my Tumblr Prompt Valentine's Day Shorties. This story is actually a prequel to the story I Accept. The two stories can be read separately. Technically it comes before both Now and I Accept.

    Lestrade has a secret admirer, only it's not really a secret, he knows who it is.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Shiro has a secret.
    He’s trying to keep this from his team, while upholding being the Black Paladin.
    What happens when two of his reports find out?
    Lance and Keith accidentally find out about Shiro’s secret.
    This secret inadvertently brings the three together, but will they grow closer than friends?
    **Updates on Friday**

    https://cardigan-carm.tumblr.com/

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    71,061
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    90
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    244
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    Collection of prompts for Daichi rarepair week. Seventh prompt posted separately.

    1. Injury (Doctor, your giant crush is showing.)
    2. Stars (Suga says stargazing.)
    3. Video Games (Come here often?)
    4. Pets (It's just one weekend, guys.)
    5. Dreams (What dreams are made of.)
    6. Rivalry (Are all siblings like this?)

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    English
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    11,633
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    14
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    1
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    117
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    A collection of drabbles based on my playthrough of Revelation. Post-game, Canon-compliant, takes place over a period immediately after the last battle to a year and a half or so.

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    11,351
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1414
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    Mickey Milkovich has a crush on his balcony neighbour.

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    20,955
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    7105
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    Jack is just a kind teacher who works hard at his job and tries his best to teach his students. Akusawa is the stern principal who seems hellbent on making his life miserable. But what happens when they put their differences aside to try to get to know one another?

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    20,231
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    760
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    They bond over shared history. Old soldiers share scars, after all. Then other feelings begin complicating matters. (chapters written on request at tumblr and altered according to place in timeline; shares worldbuilding with Mission Logs, but does not take place in the same timeline.)

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    25,556
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    1478
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    For the Star wars Kinkmeme
    "Skywalker incest.

    Its not just Luke and Leia. The extreme force sensitivity in their family draws them to each other, creates this weird attraction.

    Just come up with as many scenarios as you can. Though I'd especially like to see Leia having had a big, awkward crush on Vader when she was younger."

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    1,824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
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    1
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    192
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    Raleigh Samson. It only takes a name. Then, the stories start. Monster. Red Templar. Scum. Betrayer to the Order.He has heard every insult more than once, but they used to be different. Once, they were kinder. Those times feel like a lifetime ago now.
    This is an origin story and connects DA:2 and DA:I Samson together.

    Trigger warnings for drug addiction/withdrawal, emotional abuse and manipulation.

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    English
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    120,465
    Chapters:
    22/41
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    361
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    Too much sun can make a person do some strange things. Like picking up a handsome hitchhiker who's alone out in the desert and offering him a lift into town.

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    English
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    59,146
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    217
    Kudos:
    499
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    7881
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    "The poor have me, the rich need me, and if you eat me you'll die. What am I?"

    Language:
    English
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    47,515
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    377
    Kudos:
    711
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    10202

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