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    A series of writing prompts I've been (inactively) working on since June 3rd, 2016. Genres/ratings vary, though a fair share are raunchy and/or crude. A select few prompts will have aspects of certain books, TV shows, or movies, hence their tagging in the fandom category.

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    Kudos:
    13
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    Ficlets written for MidoTaka Week. Each chapter is a separate prompt. Takes place in the You're the One 'verse.

    Day 1: Midorima feels under the weather. Takao comes to his rescue.

    Day 2: Shūtoku's shadow and light study for a quiz. Midorima gets some sagely feline advice.

    Day 3: Takao and Kise go clubbing. Midorima gets dragged unwillingly into babysitting duty.

    Day 4: Takao takes a stroll down memory lane and ends up knocking over the silverware.

    Day 5: Midorima and Takao trade places. Shin-chan proceeds to have the worst day ever.

    Day 6: Takao has senioritis. Shin-chan has other plans.

    Day 7: Shin-chan gets jealous. Takao thinks it's adorable.

    Day 8: Takao gets some unexpected, late night cardio.

    Day 9: Shutoku's seniors are very protective of their ace.

    Day 10: If you asked Midorima, Kuroko was to blame.

    Day 11: Takao isn’t as slick as he thinks he is; then again Midorima isn’t so astute either.

    [If read in chronological order: Day 11, Day 8, Day 2, Day 9.1, Day 9.2, Day 1, Day 6, Day 3, Day 9.3, Day 4, Day 7, Day 5, Day 10]

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    5657
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    Truth or dare dirty style!! Aphrodite is bored and recruits her daughters to set up some entertainment for her. This is shameless smut. Very dirty very explicit. Ends in an orgy. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    4277
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    Belle is being held captive by Rumplestiltskin and has settled into a routine working as his caretaker at the Dark Castle, believing this to now be her new life.

    But when an accident on the road leads to a chance encounter with two travellers from another world, her eyes are opened and her heart longs for adventure.

    Loki, the infamous God of Mischief presents Rumple with a deal he can't refuse and the beauty finds herself caught in the middle, but drawn to the mysterious handsome stranger.

    Enthralled by his domineering demeanour and intrigued by his tragic back story, will she be able to resist the temptation of his seductive charms....and is her endearing purity all he desires?

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    16,124
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    430
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    Rick shrinks Morty and stuffs him inside an old bearded hobo, then ultimately gets distracted by your hands-on Christmas gift.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    786
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    Both Maglor and Amroth were thought to be lost to the sea. But what if they survived--and found each other?

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    851
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    Jungkook is an Alpha that has been treated like shit all his life. Omegas are the ones in control while Alphas are treated worse than trash and Jungkook gets the worst of it. Alpha traits; aggressiveness, competitiveness, possessiveness and anything that remotely relates to Alphas. Jungkook was the epitome of Alpha and had been treated like shit by everyone he knew and especially his Omega Father.

    Now he was finally in 21, had two Alpha friends to keep him company and a massive crush on the most beautiful Omega he has ever seen in his life, Park Jimin.

    or
    A role reversal fic where Alphas are treated like Omegas and Jungkook, Yoongi and Namjoon are Alphas just trying to get their crushes to notice them.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    4397
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    Two socially inept dorks that I love to ship because it would be cute and hilariously awkward!

    Sai is a clueless perv with no concept of personal space. Lee is a closet perv and a gentleman.

    What happens when Sai gets carried away and a slip up happens on a mission? Lee sees it as a training challenge and Sai a social experiment.

    I see it as a shameless opportunity for freestyle comedy smut. Bad BDSM and awkward hot sex will happen. This is Yaoi afterall.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Anthony Edward Stark did not need anyone to tell him how wrong what he was doing was. No, he didn't need Pepper "Tony, no" Potts, Happy "Tony, what are you doing" Hogan, or even Steve motherfucking "Tony, stop" Rogers to tell him. He's a grown ass man, he knows he shouldn't be trying to fuck a 15-almost-16-year-old. He knows, okay? That in no way means he's able to stop himself.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    58
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    Sebastian catches Ruben speeding and pulls him over. Though that hadn't been quite a good idea after Sebastian loses control of his gun.

    {based off of a story I have but never published. Basically Ruben's family is a part of the mafia/ stuff related to crime and drugs. So they get away with a lot. Maybe I'll post it idk.}

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
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    A mysterious woman approaches young Ronald Weasley for a job while he is by himself in Diagon Alley. But it might not be quite what he was expecting.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    basically, I was bored, so I wrote a fanfiction about my new otp
    so yeah
    enjoy, little dudes

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    1/1
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    Magnus works as a stripper drag queen at Club Pandemonium. Isabelle brings Alec to the club to find him a hookup. There is some pole dancing and lowkey eye-fucking. Alec and Magnus are really into each other, 'nuff said.

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    6,850
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    3833
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    It was all an absolute nightmare. The stove was flaming, and there were people screaming.

    Why had they decided to do this again?

     

    In which the Haikyuu!! captains all have a sleepover, but it doesn't turn out well.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3499
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    Isak and Even have known each other for as long as Isak can remember, but it isn't long enough. Maybe if things had been different, then they would have felt they'd had enough time.

    An alternate universe based on Kazuo Ishiguro's book Never Let Me Go.

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    Chapters:
    15/18
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    6168
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    Tommy notices that his brother, Billy, seems to be falling in love with his roommate, Teddy.
    So (like a good brother), he decides to get the two to finally admit their feelings so they can lose their virginities, which ends really well for both Billy and Teddy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    17
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    3
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    Dean and Cas had no idea how they'd ended up chained to a wall in the basement of...wherever the hell they were. They had no memory of being captured or transported or stripped of their weapons. It was also unclear why Cas was the only one who was mostly naked.
    They only knew that their plan to steal the Ark of the Covenant had gone very, very badly...
    ...and that Crowley was an enormous douche.


    PS: I think it's fair to say that if you use warded sex toys to edge an angel, that's just cheating.

    ***PLEASE NOTE THE ARCHIVE WARNINGS AND THE TAGS***

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    2909
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    A chapter for every letter of the alphabet focusing on BRILLER! Various ratings, characters, triggers, and tags will all be added as the chapters continue. Rating for each chapter in summary.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    3
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    148
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1927
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    Dean wanted a home, his entire life in foster care he'd yearned for this now because of Sam and Cas he had it. If only he could hold on to it. Dean has two secrets trying to tear his home apart one from the world and one from Cas. Yet He isn't the only one with secrets. While Dean is being eaten away with guilt, Sam has his own weight on his shoulders. Drugs had always been a monkey on his back one he'd given up fighting. Sam just wanted to get high. Cas didn't know what he wanted anymore. Once upon time he thought he'd be ok just grasping at the pleasure of the moment, but now that moment is stretching out into a possible future. The walls around his heart are finally crumbling, he is ready to open up. He wants to trust again, but the secret Dean is keeping from him is enough to brake any fragile trust he can build.
    Dean is fighting his own internalized homophobia
    Sam is fighting his addiction
    Cas is fighting to trust again
    There will be suffering, but the only way they can stay together is if they grow together.

    THIS IS A SECOND STORY IT WILL NOT MAKE SENSE WITHOUT READING THE FIRST STORY

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    51,978
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1252
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    Attention, this is a very, very, very weird and mature story, so viewers are advised ahead of time. I was dared to write this, I DO NOT SHIP IT!

    Harry has had a slight crush on Filch for quite some time now. One night he gets issued detention with him and finds that Filch is having some trouble and Harry decides to help him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    518

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