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I Chooseth This Fate Of Mine Own Free Will.
All Actions I Take Will Be My Own.
I Accept All That Happens Next With Full Responsibility.
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With a Gambling Cat and a Pornstar Spider there was no way I could have resisted the blackjack puns, okay? Short and fluffy.
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When Grace, a perpetual grump, is invited to join her Disney-loving friend Claudia for a day at Disneyland, she doesn't expect the afternoon to end under the hooves of a runaway horse.
She also doesn't expect to wake up in the walls of a familiar, suddenly very real mansion, trapped in the body of an equally familiar ghost. Now she's stuck with 998 other happy haunts, desperate to find a way back home and back to normal.
But the longer she stays there, the more she finds herself drawn to one of her fellow spirits...
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This story follows Tita and her Exorcist friends while they do mundane stuff like: Eat, Sleep, Kill sinners, Train, Talk shit about demons, Repeat
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Hot Seekers in Your Area by I_am_an_omen, MechaMilkers
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
18 Mar 2024
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Screams rang out from the kicked-up clouds of dirt and ash; it was as if time seemed too slow. Starscream felt a splash of fresh energon stain his faceplate, grinning as his glossa ran across his denta; the taste always gave him a thrill. The battlefield made Starscream feel beautiful, illuminated by the rays of a blood-red sun.
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ORIGINS OF ANARCHY by KittyLaFey
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II, Dnd Series - raineemery (Web Series), Dragon Age: Origins, Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 Mar 2024
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The first in a three work series.... Anarchy in Thedas
Two sisters arrive in Thedas through a happy accident. Marie is the daughter of a powerful archfey called Mother. She doesn't get out much... or really ever. Ravi is a sacian who found Marie by accident. She is a chaos gremlin who can poof at will.
Come join the mayhem as these two soup sisters turn Thedas upside down!
This series is written with my beautiful beta, Feral_Sin
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"Solace, you say? Well, my dear fallen friend, in Hell, solace comes with a price."
“What kind?”
“How about... your soul, my dear.”
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- Part 2 of Fallen
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Bingo domesticated cats by Marinbutterscotch, TheLocalFrogDealer
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Mar 2024
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Name credits go to original shit friend. Two old panini business friends meet each other again, both quite stupid. Enjoy
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The entities are mindless animals who only see humans as a source of fun to trick and kill.
... But what if they weren’t?
Basically, a collection of crack one-shots for a Human-Doors AU, except that they aren’t really “human.” They just aren’t malevolent.
despite what the summary says, im just as likely to write fluff or angst as much as ill write crack
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- Part 1 of Human Doors AU
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Clean Sample by TastedTasteless
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
18 Mar 2024
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Don requires a very special type of sample.
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- Part 8 of Sexy Dark One shot's
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My Love For You Will Never Change by grace_likes_goats
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Mar 2024
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It all happened that fateful day 3 years ago...
Diluc needed some mora for a snack after a long shift at the Angel's Share... little did he know what would ensue.
AKA we read a Coinkae fic and took it too far.
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What's funny - Bo Burnham by Xiptr
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
18 Mar 2024
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Martin never wanted to go to the admiral comedy club, and he CERTAINLY didn't plan to perform...
A TMA comedy club AU inspired by some friends on discord! fully of wacky antics and meet-cuteness!
In this the fears DO exist but in a much more lighthearted, offhand, and comedic (pun intended) light!
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Based of the game That's not my neighbor!
An in-depth study to what life is like! I tried everything I could asside sticking to the 1955 narrative timeframe!
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Team RWBY's life takes a wild turn when she meets a new teacher. As a hidden conspiracy begins to set root in Remnant, it's up to Team RWBY to save their world! From dealing with bearing arms against the White Fang, doing battle with elite mercenaries to facing unnatural cults connected to the Grimm, our heroes are in for an adventure of epic proportions!
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It’s been a week—a long, anxious week since I’ve quit my job at La Gueule de Saturne. To this point, I have received no answer from my restless calls to Manon. Had she really dumped me like Vincent said? She knows how much she means to me... Why ask to take a break so suddenly, go off for a week, only for me to find out she’s been hitting on my boss and yet won’t respond to my calls?
Broke and restless, I really don't want to use that money I wanted to use for her. I'm pathetic.
I'll just get my own cash for myself--but at what job?
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when the fish swim on by by Exhausted_RedHead
Fandoms: 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga)
17 Mar 2024
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Takuya and Makoto aquarium date! Makoto simp behavior.
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Nick Fury's Super Secret Boy Band by aardvark_french
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Mar 2024
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Moments before battling Thanos, Doctor Strange saw 14,000,605 alternate futures for the Avengers, 14,000,605 different endgames for the coming conflict.
And this one might be one of the weirdest.
On Earth-2112, The Avengers are the biggest rock band in the world...or at least they were, before their messy breakup two years ago. However, a new danger has emerged in the form of Thanos, a con man/rare instrument collector who has organized a music festival so disastrous that it will destroy the careers of half of the bands in the world. While Thanos searches for the instruments in the Infinity Collection, the band members wrestle with their own demons - lead guitarist Thor Odinson struggles with the loss of his parents and the end of his sibling’s career, teenage touring guitarist Peter Parker becomes disillusioned with his bandmates’ rock star lifestyle, and underappreciated bassist Natasha Romanoff slowly grows into the leader the Avengers so desperately need.
Thanos is coming, and the stakes have never been higher - can the Avengers get the band back together in time to defeat the Mad Titan and save rock and roll?
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Crowned Joules (A KamiShin Royalty AU) by Cherry_Choclate_Saturday
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Mar 2024
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Prince of the Shocklum Kingdom, Denki Kaminari, is on the hunt for his ruling partner in crime. Well, his mother is. And when she brings in a princess of his age, Kyoka Jirou of the Vibrania Kingdom, he thinks things might finally work out...
At least until he looked past her and his eyes land on the most attractive guy he’d ever seen. A guy with bags under his eyes that could be seen from miles away and purple hair that defied gravity. A guy who tossed a whole wrench in his mother’s plan to set the young prince and princess up together.
Follow these two as they sneak around, slowly grow closer as they fall hard for each other, and completely disobey the Queen’s rules.
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About Lorenzo Berkshire and Y/N L/N.
The story starts out with the wrong confession in a crowded hallway. The story switches point of views between Y/N and Lorenzo. That's about it.
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Bringing Dawn by Hello_I_Exist
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
16 Mar 2024
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Instead of travelling near Remire village for their 'Training Exercise,' the three lords are brought to a small mountain known as Ebott.
Things, predictably, do not go to plan, and in the process of fleeing a bandit attack, the trio find their way into a familiar cave with a familiar hole in the ground.So begins a brand new, familiar-yet-not Tale- One that shall turn the tides of the future of Fodlan...
(No Undertale knowledge is required in order to read this fic)
[Hey! Just popping this here to inform y'all that this fic is NOT dead, despite what the time since last being updated has been. It's just been real difficult to find time to write recently, but soon I'll be getting back on the grind! Thanks for sticking with me so long!]