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The indescribable energies from the home dimension of unknowable beings of nonlinear existence.
An intrusion from the last reality that applies an impossibly subjective measurement to your life.
Methods for achieving godhood(ies) have come a long way since getting shot with a poisoned arrow and rising to Mount Olympus on the smoke of your funeral pyre.
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- Part 6 of The Troll War
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Dirk spends a week with his friends, gets incredibly sun-burnt, unwillingly becomes a relationship therapist, feels homesick, and deals with his jealous needy spoiled asshole of a brother.
And also has wild crazy cybersex with him.
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- Part 2 of The Bucket List
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Jane has made an unintentional discovery, regarding her best friend's feelings, and doesn't know how to take the information.
The Auto-Responder probably isn't the best person for talking about it, but he's better than no one.- Words:
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The course of evolution of any species can change very rapidly when any gifted individual can alter their entire species' genome.
(Occurs between the main sequence and prologue/epilogue of Progression - mostly)
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- Part 7 of The Troll War
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You're happy for Jake. You're happy for Jane; god knows the poor girl has been obviously smitten for ages. And you made the choice to be unapproachable yourself. You had priorities, right? They were just so much easier to have when you were a few hundred years apart.
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Roxy builds her own Auto-Responder, and shapes it in her image. This is either the best idea, or the worst.
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Dirk finally gets up the guts to tell Jake how he feels.
*Trigger for cutting*
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Collection of 100-word drabbles for a prompt table. Each chapter title will list the prompt, characters, pairings, warnings.
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Dirk's making his move on Jake. Roxy's devastated. She turns to the AR for comfort, finding more in him than just simple friendship.
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We are all the children of light and the children of the day. We are not of the night nor of darkness. Therefore, let us not sleep as do others, but let us watch. We are to be watchmen in these end-times. — Missy Elliott
Everyone thinks Her Imperious Condescension is the final boss. This is the story about how wrong they are.
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When Dirk left for Jake's island in September 2011, he was pretty psyched to finally meet up with his best bro. And then Jake was 'casually' asking him whether he'd ever kissed a bloke before and suddenly everything was super terrible. In which Jake is a doofus, Jane isn't altruistic (but totally is), Roxy wines *whines *okay both, Dirk is not cute and he's not confused either, he totally knows exactly what's going on, yeah, and all four of them are nothing more than big secret weirdos deep down. Mild AU.
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Their hearts are breaking all around you, they're destroying themselves, and you can't do shit to stop anything. After all, you're only glasses.
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Karkat Vantas is an unwilling exile from the distant Troll Empire. Lost at sea, he ends up shipwrecked on the shores of an unfamiliar island kingdom. There, he meets John Egbert, an annoying human who shares more in common with him than he initially suspects. All is not well, however, and unseen forces threaten to throw the land into chaos.
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Lazarus Phenomenon by LightDescending for Participants of Eastereggstuck, RhayFalkCross
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
4 May 2012
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"I can't help but wonder,
Will you recognize my face?
I hope so...
Here it's perfectly dark."
- Lazarus Phenomenon, Bike for Three!A chance encounter on an airplane, along with an uninvited vision, leads Rose and Dave to share a hotel room for a week's span while they untangle a mystery: the memories that don't make sense, the frightening sense that they aren't who they think they are, and most disturbingly the illogical connections of thier work to an impending threat which cannot be stopped - and indeed, is already here.
(This was initially meant to be a drabble)
Post-Scratch fic written after a prompt request that simply asked for Derscest. I've done my best. -
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Dirk's crush comes to stay. Dave feels a sense of déjà vu. Jake is caught between the two brothers.
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TT: Hey, it’s me again.
TT: You there?
TT: Listen, now is as good a time as any to play out one of your explorer fantasies, swoop in with your heroic overtures and rescue the shit out of the damsel in distress.
TT: I will be the damsel, it'll be me.
TT: Reversely, if you are caught up in a distressing situation of your own, I am more than happy to lend my aid.Dirk travels to LOMAX to retrieve Jake.
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A smattering of elemental strategy.
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[TT]: I propose a bet.
[TG]: youre gonna lose
[TT]: Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions. I am willing to bet that you have a better chance at seducing John's father than you do at seducing John himself.
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It means that, every time he comes, she's continually a little more drunk than she usually is. It means that he gets more worried and she gets more torn and the whole thing is doomed to fall to pieces.
Roxy/AR, kind of crappy and unedited.