10 Works in Auto-Responder/Jake English
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"You have to disassociate during the act. You have to separate your mind from your body, from your rational process of thought, or else you will be smacked with the realization that the thing inside you is something else, something that's not supposed to be there. Something that is not cells, but circuitry."
Jake reflects on the nature of his relationship with HAL.
- Words:
- 530
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 92
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A collection of all the drabbles or short fics that I've written but that I don't feel are strong enough or long enough to stand on their own. Contains smut, fluff, drama, all kinds of things. Mostly Dave/John or Dirk/Jake.
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hollow /ˈhɒloʊ/ n. without real or significant worth; meaningless
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- Part 1 of Androidstuck
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A series of conversations between Jake English and Dirk Strider. WIP.
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Your name is Dirk Strider and you just broke your best bro's heart.
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Jake is confused by AR's sexy new look. A look at the perils and pleasures of dating a computer program.
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Strider's Auto Responder hacks into Jake's skulltop for a bit of fun.
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Your name is DS'S CHAT CLIENT AUTO-RESPONDER. For given values of existence that specifically include qualifying as 'sentient', you are five months, one week, three days, 14 hours, 51 minutes and 19 seconds old.
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25 different kinky Homestuck drabbles, each focusing on one (or more) different pairing. Written for Kink Bingo's December minichallenge. Contains spoilers up to Act 6 Act 1.
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"There are three governing principles at work within the core logical constraints of Strider's auto-responder. First, that DS is an inimitably rad bro of incomparable measure. Second, that all arguments may contain fallacies and it is necessary to know which response is best, not which response is right. And last, that Jake English is the dreamiest individual to ever fry a circuitboard."
Unfortunately, it is a lonely prospect, being in love with mister English when the auto-responder can no more convey its feelings than it can convince Jake English of its arguable humanity.