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    Hal's attempt to help Dirk not run himself into the ground results in a confusing conversation. Hal looks to Roxy for aid. Following her advice leads to an impromptu confession. Takes place way before Remember To Say Please And Thank You.

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    A podfic of CurlicueCal's Stay Lost on Our Way Home

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    2/9
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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

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    41/?
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    247
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    146
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    16
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

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    16/?
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    112
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    16
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    Dirk isn't always at his most eloquent, or polite, when he wakes up in the morning. Hal knows how to coax a few nice words from his lips, though.

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    13
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    3
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    The kingdom of Prospit is dying. Just what lengths is Jake willing to go to make sure his country doesn`t perish?

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    16/?
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    156
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    13
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're taking a jump to the left, doing pelvic trusts and getting weirded out by the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    English
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    22/?
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    374
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    79
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    Scrapping in space and staying a step or two ahead of the law, the kids and their guardians find an old derelict floating near the Fringe of Alternian space. What they find inside will challenge their troll business-partners in ways that they could never imagine. (Containing one deranged no longer empress, clones, space opera, multiple non-embodied intelligences, biowire, and lots and lots of bodies!)

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    3/?
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    15
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    5
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    "Well shit... What are we going to do with them? We can't raise two little kids.." I tell him, gazing at Hal and Dylan playing in the yard. "I know we can't. But we have to try. Do you not see? It's them, man. It's actually fucking them."

    It's been 5 years since SBURB ended. Earth has been restored, and everything is back to normal. Except the ones who played. Their lives are forever changed. Their guardians are gone, still, and so now each other the kids live with their counterpart; Dave and Dirk, Jane and John, Rose and Roxy, and Jade and Jake.

    It's also been 5 years since Lil Hal went berserk. Dirk made the colossal mistake of giving Hal a body. he improved and built upon himself until he was a mega machine. Hal destroyed everything, but the kids prevailed. Davesprite had been supposedly killed long before the uprising of Lil Hal.

    Now they're both back as humans, and Dirk and Dave have to raise them.

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    2/?
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    10
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    18
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    2
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    "I'm not him. Im nothing like him."
    Snip. Another chunk of your pale blonde hair falls to the floor. You finish trimming your hipster swirl into a nice, normal short haired style. You quickly apply the bright orange dye into your pale blonde hair. Once it sets, you rinse your hair out in the shower aNd quickly dry it. It's bright ginger. Your grin just widens. You gel it up into a quiff, beaming into the mirror. "I'm Dylan. Not Dave."

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    2/?
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    9
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    AR: You know what I think, Dirk?

    The words flicker onscreen, Dirk debates force-reprogramming the colour to something less violent. If only, perhaps, to piss AR off. “No.” he lies. “And I don't especially care.” the shades fold with a click and he sets them aside, hand resting atop them for a few long seconds.

    AR: I think.

    Fingers curl.

    AR: You like being sad. You're happiest when you're depressed.

    And perhaps he was in love with his own sadness.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    49
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    66
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    8
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    56
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    79
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    2
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    "This is the final, you are the failing. This is the retro, you are the out of style. This is the grinding, you are the decay. This is the funeral, you are the casket." It's Primetime, and Dave Strider plans to make a performance for his audience.

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    A brief synopsis on Dirk and Rufioh's past relationship.

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    1/1
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    You were always confused about human emotions. Especially love. Never understood it.

    Until you fell in love with this dumb boy.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that you're a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, they just moved in and you don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    25
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    Following the revelations of Dave and Dirk's heart-to-heart, what exactly is a leftover half-Strider supposed to think?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    1
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    (Origin story for AR in Mortior's Endangered)

    You are not human. You are so much more than that.

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    Sorrow :(

    Crack fic written at 1 am by four teenagers. Good luck.

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    English
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    4/?
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    18
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    11
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    1
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
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    109,846
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    146
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    145
    Bookmarks:
    26
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