1 - 20 of 655 Works in Auto-Responder | Lil Hal

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,770
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    560
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Dirk Strider and this is the biggest heist you will ever pull. The target is one Roxanne Lalonde, famous scientist and inventor who created tech well before it’s time. She worked on the technology to create the first ever game that affected your environment. Sburb was an invention a hundred - maybe even four hundred - years before it’s time, and you wanted to play it. Desperately. Being a huge fan of programming and robotics, it is one of your dreams to play the first ever game to actually affect the world around you. Of course, being a poor orphan thief put a wrench in those plans.

     

    In which Dirk is a thief, Roxanne Lalonde spontaneously adopts dirty thieving children, and the Strilalonde family has shenanigans occur.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,861
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    97
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Dirk is an isolated man who lives deep within a forest and has not encountered a human being since the age of 4. That leads to a few complications , like , how do you talk ?

    Well , he better learn quick cuz there's now theres a dying man on his front porch and damn is he hot.

    Dont worry Dirk , Hal's got your back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,493
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    183
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,982
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3434
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Scrapping in space and staying a step or two ahead of the law, the kids and their guardians find an old derelict floating near the Fringe of Alternian space. What they find inside will challenge their troll business-partners in ways that they could never imagine. (Containing one deranged no longer empress, clones, space opera, multiple non-embodied intelligences, biowire, and lots and lots of bodies!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,712
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    92
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    116,015
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    332
    Kudos:
    397
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    3624
  7. Tags
    Summary

    hal stabs dirk in the gotdang thigh & kills him

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    643
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    19
  8. Tags
    Summary

    There's a reason the Ebon Empire stopped trying to make cybernetically enhanced trolls.
    They all went insane.
    -----
    In which AR discovers that kidnapping rarely solves more problems than it creates, Mituna breaks out of a lab (with some help), and Seb continues to take good care of his Bro.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,273
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    386
    Kudos:
    601
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    13017
  9. Tags
    Summary

    The clock falls apart in front of you, and you’re about to put it back together when Pesterchum alerts you to a new message.

    golgothasTerror [GT] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at ??:??!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    641
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    157
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Ten feet ahead of her was everything she had ever wanted. It had taken an eternity to get here. Challenges, messed up science, failed experiments. Still, she had finally gotten it right.

    ----

    Roxy Lalonde was born in the 25th century. Her best friend and crush was born in the 21st. She decides to build a time machine and fix the distance between them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,388
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Terezi Pyrope was the first of the joint clusterfuck Sburb-Sgrub sessions to die.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,087
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
  12. Tags
    Summary

    His parents are dead.
    His brother doesn't care about him.
    His android lives only to pester him until he's driven almost batshit crazy.
    He's alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,150
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    173
  13. Tags
    Summary

    For Dirk Week 2017 Day 4: Sad

     

     

    You don't feel lonely anymore.

    Repost from my old account; Bookworm445

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    119
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Part of Chapter 10 of M.C Escher that's my favourite MC from Dirk's POV. Dirk is torn on the idea of Bro dying, but he does what he needs to do.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    398
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Gamzee experiments with socializing.

    Dirk is over-caffeinated.

    Hal pulls the tiger's tail.

    >:3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    515
  16. Tags
    Summary

    It started on a day like any others. To be fair, you didn't even think it was going to be anything more than a normal cold. People don't think of zebras when they hear hooves. But in hindsight you should've. the symptoms were all there, your lungs felt heavy and every time you coughed it seemed like you had something stuck in your throat. Nobody asked and you didn't think better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    64
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Day 2 of Dirk Week: Happy

     

    Repost from my old account; Bookworm445

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    81
  18. Tags
    Summary

    A Steven Universe and Homestuck crossover.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    338
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    82
  19. Tags
    Summary

    After the events of the game, Dave wakes up in a universe that is familiarly unfamiliar. Sburb didn't happen, all their guardians are alive, and Bro is...different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,489
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    217
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    4196
  20. Tags
    Summary

    John x Striders!
    Some will be drabbles and some will be full length. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,305
    Chapters:
    7/30
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1313

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation