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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

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    English
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    27,532
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    853
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,608
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    836
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    Sorrow :(

    Crack fic written at 1 am by four teenagers. Good luck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,487
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    115
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    AR wants a body. Dirk’s not keen on the idea.

    Language:
    English
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    6,045
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    206
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    Six years ago Dave Strider found out his cousin and aunt hadn’t bothered to mention that his Bro hadn’t died in a skateboarding trick gone horribly wrong, even though that made perfect sense because his Bro would never have fucked up a skateboarding trick anyway, but the point of this was that Dave had been lied to his entire life, or at least kept in the dark about a major part of his life.

     

    In which Dave Strider is the Bro Who Lived.

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    English
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    2,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    12
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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,198
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    656
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    The kingdom of Prospit is dying. Just what lengths is Jake willing to go to make sure his country doesn`t perish?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,474
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    985
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    He's not even an impressive specimen of the overall fragile human race, but he is yours, and you shall forever possess every atom, every emotion, everything he is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    146
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    Post-Apocalypse AU where Earth is trying to recover and Dirk is a lonely person who knows how to build robots, and finally builds someone he can live with, meanwhile Jake and Jade just have high hopes for their future because they want to live.

    In short: Dirk becomes a robot's dad, Jake and Jade need a fri end

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,629
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    188
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    Short tiny scenes that are too small to really count as fics on their own. Will be updated whenever there's a new one, in no real order.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,238
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    310
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    You watch in horror as the other boy falls off the edge of the lone apartment building, surrounded by the ocean and void of any other human being. You, apparently, are not human, and you realize this as your body whirs in response to your distress. You hear a shout, a cry for help, just before the loud splash sounds, and you move before even a second thought. You throw yourself over, landing feet first into the ocean, but the salt doesn't hurt your eyes, and you don't feel very much pain from the fall.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,988
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    82
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    A whole bunch of drabble requests for some really chill people
    First drabble: Dave and Rose
    Second drabble: Davesprite/AR
    Third drabble: Sollux and Terezi

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,444
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    40
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    Caliborn said: [...]or alternatively JakeHal with 36 or 3

    "I wish I could hate you."
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    unknown jakehal kismesissitude leads into flushed crushes.

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    English
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    1,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    24
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    You were always confused about human emotions. Especially love. Never understood it.

    Until you fell in love with this dumb boy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    45
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    When Dirk finally makes it back into his session, he is horrified to find no trace of his friends and their respective planets left in shambles. Everything is terrifyingly silent, and he thinks that maybe he is the only person left in all of the universe, save for the inky, tentacled gods dwelling in the Furthest Ring and the countless splinters and copies of himself. The worst part is not that he couldn't be there to help, or even to die alongside his friends; it's that he knows he can't do anything to fix this. ( S: Game Over fic, in which Hal had never been prototyped.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,874
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    42
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    Scrapping in space and staying a step or two ahead of the law, the kids and their guardians find an old derelict floating near the Fringe of Alternian space. What they find inside will challenge their troll business-partners in ways that they could never imagine. (Containing one deranged no longer empress, clones, space opera, multiple non-embodied intelligences, biowire, and lots and lots of bodies!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,336
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    83
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    "This is the final, you are the failing. This is the retro, you are the out of style. This is the grinding, you are the decay. This is the funeral, you are the casket." It's Primetime, and Dave Strider plans to make a performance for his audience.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,592
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    972
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    You're the only two students in detention, and you know he's here for beating someone up for the umpteenth time this semester alone. He grins, that grin that you can't keep out of your mind and, God above, do you hate him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,051
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    204
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    dirk♠♥hal

    In the fair city undersea, things aren't quite what they used to be. Rapture is dying, and so are the people within it, at an alarming rate as well, ever since the riots of 1958. In other words, Dirk Strider and Hal Marius are stuck in a city that's quickly falling apart, and escape seems to be the only viable, if not most difficult option.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,292
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    94
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    Bro Strider is a robot built for Dirk Strider to be a companion. Hal fucks around and Bro gets emotions. You can brobably guess where it's going.
    (Bro falls in sweet yaois for Dirk.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,674
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    63

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