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    A collection of Homestuck one shots that can, and will, be about anything. From fluff to angst, AU to canon, all of it is up for being posted.

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    English
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    7,438
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    494
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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

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    English
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    541
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    40
    Hits:
    887
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    Need a bit of a break from demon nonsense. (Please)

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    English
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    4,029
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    2/?
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    5
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    189
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    The sister series to Refrain, Discord takes place on "Skaia 2.0." After having the humans ripped away from them, some of the trolls are coping, some have moved on, and three years later, some of them are still trainwrecks trying to figure out how to never move on and never forget.

    In this, it's best to be up-to-date on Refrain, as this is the mirror story. Refrain will update, then Discord.

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    English
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    10,348
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    253
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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

    Language:
    English
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    98,994
    Chapters:
    19/21
    Comments:
    324
    Kudos:
    547
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    8969
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    In Skaia's fair kingdom, a ruler did appear, born with a secret power so great, alone he stayed in fear.
    Although the force was hidden, one day, he let it go, and all the land was covered in eternal ice and snow.
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    "So you're not scared?"
    "He's my bro; he would never hurt me."
    -

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    English
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    2,403
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    430
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    It’s almost comical at times, the lengths they go to in order to justify the continuation of their fractured existences.

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    English
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    433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    54
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're gone. You're the only one left.

    The player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    English
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    8,431
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1221
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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    English
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    38,839
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1621
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,145
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    785
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week there's something strange in the neighborhood, so John dials the Ghostbusters

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    207,860
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    554
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    11886
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    There's a club near Hal that does kink nights. The next on is ageplay, specifically the teenage years. He's intrigued, to say the least.

    There is literally nothing about this that connects to the main comic except certain character relations.

    Language:
    English
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    9,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    277
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    Dave, otherwise known as Subject DS12-395, has escaped from confinement and has made his new home in Seattle. He doesn't do much, just watch people from the trees, at least until somebody sees him.

    [Now on hiatus]

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,935
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    8010
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    This Unit's registered designation is STRIFE-BOT_111 [BROBOT]. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting profile data, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,458
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1050
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    That which is broken can be put back together, but they'll never truly be the same again.

    Twenty children (and that's what they were, are, will be) played a game and won a universe. They won 'Life' and 'Normal', but the shadows are always filled with terrifying things. The 'Boggart Incidents' threatened to destabilize their shaky equilibrium not only within themselves but without.

    Everyone just wants to feel safe in the dark.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,775
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3610
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    "There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and lambs can never be of one mind, but hate each other out and out and through. Therefore there can be no understanding between you and me, nor may there be any covenants between us, till one or other shall fall and glut grim Mars with his life's blood."

    —Achilles, prince of the Myrmidons

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    English
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    3,173
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2148
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    It's hard looking at the chances at being with him. I guess that's why I never told him. I guess I didn't need to though. Probabilities and statistics can be wrong.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    64
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    Dirk’s only ever seen photos of Jake English before. He thought the boy was mildly attractive--model material, sure, but nothing special. No alluring mystique, but enough enthusiasm to make up for it on an amateur level.
    In real life, he is perfect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    814
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    Life, for you, has taken on a new meaning. This is all in stark contrast with what you’d been living; where things were gray, now they are orange. There are now things in this world that keep you grounded, and at the core of your existence, you exist because he exists, and because in the beat of his heart, you find a reassurance language and code could never parse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,559
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    5453

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