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    Dream-sharing. A highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams and unearth their deepest secrets and memories. And the Strider-Lalondes are the best in the business.

    Until Dirk Strider gets his fool ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden. To save him, it's going to take a team of the world's most talented dreamers to save him.

    Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the l8est and gr8est agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind, it's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

     

    Oh Orpheus, sing to me all night...

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    For once, Dave is having a pretty good night. Alternatively, Karkat is not.

    Directly fallows Not Listening.

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    1/1
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    here have some bollocks i found on my old pc

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    [Superhero/Villain AU - DirkJake]

    The Prince of Heart had a mission: kill the Page of Hope, avenge the Knight.

    --

    Dirk Strider knew what his job entailed, and he was okay with it, until of course he found out the true identity of his target.

    He didn't think it was fair, but he knew nothing was fair in love and war.

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    20/?
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    Skaia and Alternia are continents of the planet Hyalus, and have been at peace for four-hundred and thirteen years, at the will of ancient gods and master manipulators. There will be drama, and alot of it, at least after the prologue, and especially between our protagonist twins. I plan on crushing your hearts on multiple occasions so please be prepared for that, though it'll be more fun If you are not.

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    4/?
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    11
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    3
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    1: Amputation, Davesprite/Hal
    2. Decapitation, Dirk/His Own Gross Kinks
    3. Piercing/Bodymods, Bro/Grandpa
    4. Masks/Covered Mouth/Covered Eyes, Kankri and Karkat
    5. Surgery, Dirk Jake and Hal

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    5/30
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    10
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    34
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    2
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    Equius is sent to the Furthest Ring and stripped of everything that made him who he was. As he struggles to let go of his old values and past mistakes, he must learn to embrace his aspect and avoid becoming one with the villain his sacrifice was supposed to prevent.

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    1/?
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    1
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    1
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    Two dimensions, both flourishing with beings of their own kind. However, when a key--a simple object, one used daily--slips into the hands of one whom it shouldn't belong to...well, all hell breaks loose.

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    Upped the rating again because THESE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY AND FLUFFY BUT APPARENTLY I'M JUST INCAPABLE OF WRITING COMFORT WITHOUT STRESSING THE HURT. Also swears. And the occasional sexual reference (Bro's Former day job; Davesprite's brainvomit innapro-jokes.)

    Someday! When I figure out how to write fluff without violence and swearing and innuendo, I'll go back and insert some between these heavier chapters. I hate when authors do that, but I get it now.

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    3/?
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    A young male who has probably never been exposed to a lot of bacteria and sickness in his life due to living alone in the middle of the ocean discovers influenza.

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    7/?
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    6
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    Dirk loses his memory as a side effect from sburb. He loses who he is, the experiences he had, and the love he shared. Everything that made up his soul. And more importantly, his heart.

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    June Crocker esta enamorado de los hermanos gemelos Dirk y Hal.
    Pero ha perdido la cabeza.
    Algo se ha roto en su interior.
    Así que June idea un plan para ser quien se quede con el corazón de Dirk, aun si por ello debe sacrificar a unos cuantos más.

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    Español
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    1/?
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    The new kid in Dirk Strider’s class is an asshole. Hal Lalonde is too snarky for his own good, he flirts with the teacher, and he’s totally copying the shades.

    And apparently, he’s a robot.

    This is going to be a very interesting school year.

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    2/?
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    AR: You know what I think, Dirk?

    The words flicker onscreen, Dirk debates force-reprogramming the colour to something less violent. If only, perhaps, to piss AR off. “No.” he lies. “And I don't especially care.” the shades fold with a click and he sets them aside, hand resting atop them for a few long seconds.

    AR: I think.

    Fingers curl.

    AR: You like being sad. You're happiest when you're depressed.

    And perhaps he was in love with his own sadness.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    What Jane had said, actually, was, “They’re a bit of a hard case, but they only act impossible. Dirk’s really a big pussycat if you dig deep enough. And his shadow is quite sweet, behind the noise. Most people don’t tolerate them well, but you’ve got a leg up there. I’m sure you’ll get on swimmingly! Try not to break each other.”

    ...She seemed to think as this resonance thing was some work of fate or suchlike, Gamzee said. That whole soulstruck deal as you hear about.

    Kurloz prickled with protective resentment, all curly briars in Gamzee’s head. Motherfuckers better keep to their place, all I have to say.

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    His parents are dead.
    His brother doesn't give a flying fuck about him.
    His android lives only to pester him until he's driven almost batshit crazy.
    He's alone.
    He's broken.
    He's trying.

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    1/?
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    3
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    You will be able to see the world in full color once you meet your soulmate but until then, you can only see the world in the eye color of your soulmate. However, you can alter the color your soulmate can see, for example, by wearing contact lenses. Like if you wear blue contact lenses, your soulmate sees the world in blue, purple makes them see the world in purple and etc. And you realize each day/week you get to see the world in a different color because your soulmate is being all cute and would want you to see every color there is and they probably have a huge collection of contact lenses by the time you both meet. You really can't wait to meet them, whoever they are, since you know that contact lenses are a huge pain to put in, it's why you just wear glasses.

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    10/?
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    12
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    Hal and Roxy have some fun with the toys Dirk's left strewn around the lab.

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    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    110
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    26
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