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    Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back.

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    Depending on the time of day, Unit Auto-Responder will ask for permission.

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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

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    Lotus time capsule, your sprite knowledge tells you. Stores its occupants outside of time until their delivery point in the future. Can be used to transport people or materials from an Sburb session to the planet of its players.

    Great. Okay. Nice chat, Sburb, even if it was more of a digitelepathic expositionvasion into your mind. You guess you can conclude you're taking a trip to Earth, or the troll planet, or something.

    In which Davesprite isn't killed on LOWAS, AR surfs the ancient internet, and Dirk Strider has a guardian after all.

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    A Title comes in two parts. To each who bears it, be it a gift or a burden, there will always be reminders.

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    Short tiny scenes that are too small to really count as fics on their own. Will be updated whenever there's a new one, in no real order.

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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

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    20/?
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    Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a robot fell in love with you?

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    "This is the final, you are the failing. This is the retro, you are the out of style. This is the grinding, you are the decay. This is the funeral, you are the casket." It's Primetime, and Dave Strider plans to make a performance for his audience.

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    Your name is DAVIS MARJORIE STRIDER and you have recently started a new job. At first, you thought you'd been lucky. It pays well, amazingly well for a starting position, and isn't it normal for megacorporations to have secrets? You weren't lucky. You were a sap. This is too much.

    You may have your vices, but your morality scale isn't that far gone. You don't care what your lengthy contract said, you did not sign up to torture children. So what to do on a remote island in the Pacific where atrocities abound?

    Make like an action movie and blow shit up, obviously.

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    You are EXPERIMENT #3141145, AQUATIC ADAPTATIONS, and YOU ARE NOT A PERSON. (Your newest caretaker treats you like one, though, not that you'd know that. He and that woman are the only ones who ever have.)

    Today started like any other day, and an EXPERIMENT like you has no reason to know the date, but it is in many ways THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

    What will you do?

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    At the end of every Player's Quest awaits their Denizen. But what if there's more to the story than that?

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    You have four to face. Four rulers, four for which you live and from whom you require, not their kindness, but their wrath.

    You have surrounded yourself by people too good.

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    Just a few words, really. A warm-up.

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    The world was burning. Either that, or it was slowly being consumed by nothing. The memories are fuzzy. But still they remember a door opening and fleeing through it. Or maybe they just dreamed that bit. But here they are now, in a place just enough like home that it nose-dives straight into the uncanny valley when nice things start happening.

    And at the same time, two civilisations make an astonishing discovery. They actually share their orbit around the sun with a second planet. And if that wasn’t impossible enough, it shows alarming signs of being populated by another (arguably) intelligent species.

    The gods must be crazy.

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    Dirk Strider is a powerful half-blooded demon who is content to live in his apartment with his boyfriend. Escaping a dark past and a particularly angry coven of witches-turned-monster-hunters isn't easy, but New York is an amazing city to disappear into. Of course, the worst always comes after the calm, right? Nothing good can last.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

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    After their'er break up...Jake can't help but feel dirk's a little to eager to watch him in his painful descent into godtier...

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    Dave Strider finally grows a pair and talks to a MYSTERIOUS UNKNOWN DUDE (!!!) in a restaurant.

    We learn what has happened in the past.

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    The Lalondes usually give a little more warning about coming to visit Houston, giving the Striders time to prepare for the girls’ arrival. But sometimes they don’t

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