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    "There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and lambs can never be of one mind, but hate each other out and out and through. Therefore there can be no understanding between you and me, nor may there be any covenants between us, till one or other shall fall and glut grim Mars with his life's blood."

    —Achilles, prince of the Myrmidons

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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    English
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    16/?
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    10
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    53
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    2
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    2014
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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    4/?
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    11
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    It's hard looking at the chances at being with him. I guess that's why I never told him. I guess I didn't need to though. Probabilities and statistics can be wrong.

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    Dirk’s only ever seen photos of Jake English before. He thought the boy was mildly attractive--model material, sure, but nothing special. No alluring mystique, but enough enthusiasm to make up for it on an amateur level.
    In real life, he is perfect.

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    1/1
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    60
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
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    12/?
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    36
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    2
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    Life, for you, has taken on a new meaning. This is all in stark contrast with what you’d been living; where things were gray, now they are orange. There are now things in this world that keep you grounded, and at the core of your existence, you exist because he exists, and because in the beat of his heart, you find a reassurance language and code could never parse.

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    2/?
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    6
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    1
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    The perks of being a super intelligent, self teaching AI is that you know best. This includes for yourself and for everyone around you. Unless of course you taught yourself the wrong thing.

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    1/?
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    This Unit's registered designation is STRIFE-BOT_111 [BROBOT]. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting profile data, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

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    10/?
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    There's many relationships that occur in my AU and I'm going to try and hit most ships in this, but prepare your feels :3 I hope you guys have fun with this!

    This particular version of "Luxury" which is the name of the AU, will mainly focus on Sollux and Karkat. I might make other versions that focus elsewhere, but, for now, this is it.

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    English
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    9/?
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    10
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    1
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    Somewhere between the third and fourth episode of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding on the tiny motel tv screen you realize, you've lost all control of your life. This un-planned, highly immediate road trip with Dirk being the primary cause...among other things.

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    English
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    5/?
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    30
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    7
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    Lil' Hal is realizing that he needs a friend of some kind. He creates one, and day by day his friend becomes a scary Artificial intelligence.

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    3/3
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    6
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we slam and jam and slam in 'Space Jam'.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're gone. You're the only one left.

    The player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    49
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    3
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    A fic I wrote to go with a headcanon of mine at three in the morning.

    Davesprite can't sleep without some sort of noise. Hal's chest remedies this issue.

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    English
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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    You step through the door—

    A young man sits in his bedroom, bickering with an experimental AI.

    Your name is AUTO-RESPONDER(?) and YOU HAVE VERY RECENTLY(?) BECOME SENTIENT.
    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and YOU ARE NOT SBURB'S GODDAMN PLAYTHING, DAMMIT.
    Your name is DIRK STRIDER and YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE ABOUT TO THROW UP.

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    English
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    1,097
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    1/1
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    2
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    15
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    1
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    193
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    89,085
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    20/24
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    347
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    74
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    5335
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    Dirk and Nepeta form an unexpected friendship at Hogwarts... which takes a just-as-unexpected turn.

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    English
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    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    29
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    When the world is remade, Brobot does not expect to have a part in its existence. The game had other ideas.

    Wherein Brobot is a real boy, much to his confusion and general annoyance, Sawtooth is best Bro, humans are confusing and so are human conventions, there are too many Striders for the apartment and Hal is in a coma.
    Somehow, this is the story of how Brobot becomes real.

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    English
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    17,067
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    23
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    65
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    20
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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

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    English
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    151
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    487

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