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    Takes place after the fanfiction "Nicotine" and the side fanfiction (that isn't directly apart of the timeline), "Teeth".

    Dirk Strider has defied the high powers that have sought out to end his life. They kidnapped him, burnt him, threw him in prison, took away everything he loved, and then did it all over again until there wasn't an inch of him that they didn't shatter. After escaping the wrongful imprisonment for the murder of Nathanial Morris, he is now finally... a free man.

    But who knew free would be so problematic. Though he survived, he's still trying to put his life back together and he only knows how by pushing the people he loves away now he won't drag them down with him. He's utterly convinced himself that he's better off alone, away from the war he knows that is soon coming, and unwilling to cause anymore anguish that he's sure will come in his wake. The nightmares keep coming though, and he's forced to pay a visit to the woman known as the Handmaiden to find out where his destiny truly lies. In this reality to die as a coward, or the Game's to die as a hero.

    Read the third and possibly final installment of the "Burn My Lungs & Curse My Eyes" series.

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    5/?
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    11
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    1
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    In 201X, the first child had fallen into that cave. Following the events of the first child and Asriel, six more children entered the cave quickly one after the other, fleeing the surface in whatever direction they could and losing their souls to Asgore. It was four hundred years before the Underground saw another human being.

    in 2424, Roxy Lalonde went exploring on what land remains after the Condesce melted the world's ice caps. She found a cave.

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    2/?
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    10
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    28
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    4
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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    26
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    You will be able to see the world in full color once you meet your soulmate but until then, you can only see the world in the eye color of your soulmate. However, you can alter the color your soulmate can see, for example, by wearing contact lenses. Like if you wear blue contact lenses, your soulmate sees the world in blue, purple makes them see the world in purple and etc. And you realize each day/week you get to see the world in a different color because your soulmate is being all cute and would want you to see every color there is and they probably have a huge collection of contact lenses by the time you both meet. You really can't wait to meet them, whoever they are, since you know that contact lenses are a huge pain to put in, it's why you just wear glasses.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    4
    Kudos:
    61
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    7
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    394
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    This story is Inspired by the Endangered fanfic, it is a great story and i just wanted to make a story for it with John and Karkat.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    2
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    266
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    1/1
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    3
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    –Or rather closet. Hal finally gets a body, but there's something wrong with it. Or, as he firmly believes, something wrong with him. There isn't much the droid can do but push himself- and Dirk- to get to a solution. However, the black and white truths Hal is facing may be more gray than he thinks.

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    3/?
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    18
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    4
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    Here, by the edge of the ocean that fed you and cradled you and damn near killed you on more than one occasion, you finally feel at home on the land.

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    716
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
    Kudos:
    40
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    226
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    This story takes place in the mid 19th century. A time where there were the common folk, the wealthy, and the royalty. Here in Skaia, we follow the tragic Death of the Four, a tale where 4 deaths occurred, around the same time, in the exact place. It is the beginning of a tragic tale. And I'm just putting this as Teen and Up because there may be some descriptive deaths and dead body descriptions.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    With the lack of supply and population of humanity, all it's resources are put in and depended on one and possibly the last generation of human children. They are tested for their knowledge and their strength, agility and creativity.

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    1/?
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're observing the questionable horror brought about by the Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    850
    Kudos:
    440
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    91
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    What would you give to be with someone you loved? Dirk Strider is willing to lay down anything in this AU for even a ghost of a chance for the one he's fallen so hard for. But how can death do them apart of one of them is already dead? As the story goes on, so do the limits of what he's willing to do.

    Language:
    English
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    6,870
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    325
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    When you refuse someone something they dearly want, you have to be ready to face down the consequences.

    Or, this is surprisingly light for the tags and the summary, believe it or not.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    385
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    In the crowd alone/And every second passing reminds me I'm not whole/Bright lights and city sounds are ringing like a drone/Unknown, unknown

     

    The first time you were five.

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    Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back.

    Language:
    English
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    76,368
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    419
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    6104
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    Roxy/Auto-Responder – "Does this unit have a soul?" -Legion, Mass Effect 3

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    5
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    27
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    What does the ocean hold? Being a veteran diver, I have a better understanding of the type of answers that question can elicit. But if you asked me that question before my most recent diving expedition, there's no way I would have said anything about finding artificial intelligence harbored in a pair of shades. It's possible, though, and that's exactly where my story starts. Fair warning, though, it's one hell of a ride.

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    English
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    4,164
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    7
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    Language:
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    906
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    40
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    You try to open your eyes, stretch your limbs, taste the salt air of your apartment. You can't. You can't feel anything.

    You can't see.

    You aren't breathing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,497
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1687
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    Collection of short one-shots with various pairings; Strider-centric.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,518
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1405

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