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    Relationships can be just a tumultuous as the ocean, Hal knows it well. But they're just as easily unhinged by their own force as they are built back up.

    And it only takes a moment to break something down and a lifetime to fix it.

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    A Homestuck AU (big shock) that takes place in the future (bigger shock)! Involves all the Kids and Beta Trolls. In short, they all work for a space company that discovers a new planet in which they will explore. The actual "story" starts several chapters in, but it's recommend to read each one to know the character's back-story and drive. I'm going update constantly (or try to, at least) every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Please message any suggestions or complaints, and I really hope you enjoy it! (Umm, the copyright thing kinda confused me, so overall heads up: I'm not Andrew Hussie, so I own nothing of Homestuck, though I will claim the plot-structure in this story as my own. I think that works?)

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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    This is for a friend of mine-- ask-thisadventurer.tumblr.com -- who was upset when I saw a post talking about a need of fanfics so I asked what ships and the ones were given and I apologize for any ooc ness of Hal or anyone really.

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    After winning the game and receiving the reward of a new universe untouched by the tragedies the game caused in any way, the post-scratch kids are now living together in current day Houston, Texas. Through trials and tribulations, they have rekindled old relationships, claimed a dwelling of their own and have gone great lengths to make sure the future is theirs to do with as they will. Though outside forces are making sure this doesn't happen. On a triple date between the girls and Jake and Dirk to a local club, things get out of hand and arguments ensue. Unfortunately, no one would have guessed that the next morning Dirk would wake up naked and alone in a tub filled with ice. Nor that he would be zip tied and missing a few organs.

    Find out what happens when Dirk's mental strength is strained and Jake's love for him is tested...
    While a killer, sharpens his knife behind them both.

    Based on the series, "My Clarity" though not apart of the direct storyline.
    Does have a happy ending though some chapters are extremely violent. Please read at your own risk.
    There may multiple endings depending on the amount of readers there are.

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    You really like your job in SSCAIA. Combining magic and technology has been a hobby of your since you learned how to use a screwdriver and write a rune. The fact that this is exactly the sort of place you've spent half your life carefully keeping Bec a secret from is…not important, because these subjects are all monsters. Not like your dog!

    You still haven't told anyone about him though. Not anything that would suggest he isn't a perfectly ordinary dog, living with John's father while you all bunk at this secret research facility. And there's no reason for that to change!

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    Somewhere between the third and fourth episode of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding on the tiny motel tv screen you realize, you've lost all control of your life. This un-planned, highly immediate road trip with Dirk being the primary cause...among other things.

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    The world is black white and nuances of grey, until you find your 'so called' soulmate. Then you start seeing these things called 'blue' or 'red'. Some believe it, some don't.

    John Egbert does.
    Dave Strider does not.

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    Dirk Strider never really planned on going to college, but when he receives a scholarship for a famous school, his older bro makes him go. Of course, he's honestly not the happiest about being forced to go to a college that will probably only tell him things that he already knows about drawing, but he decides to at least pretend to be happy about going for Dave, his younger brother who's currently in high school. If only Dirk knew that he would meet someone as special as Jake English at college, then maybe he would've been a little more enthusiastic about leaving.

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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you don’t do much anymore.

     

    In which Dirk blames himself for the fallout of his friendgroup, blames himself for causing everyone problems and thinks about how Roxy is the best thing in his life.

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    This is a gift for Mortior and anyone else who's irritated with my blog's font, or prefers Ao3.

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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're entering the animes with Princess Mononoke

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    Dirk and Hal get a bit frisky when coming back from the pool at the resort they're staying at.

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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

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    A collection of Homestuck one shots that can, and will, be about anything. From fluff to angst, AU to canon, all of it is up for being posted.

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    Need a bit of a break from demon nonsense. (Please)

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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

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    The sister series to Refrain, Discord takes place on "Skaia 2.0." After having the humans ripped away from them, some of the trolls are coping, some have moved on, and three years later, some of them are still trainwrecks trying to figure out how to never move on and never forget.

    In this, it's best to be up-to-date on Refrain, as this is the mirror story. Refrain will update, then Discord.

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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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