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    Summary

    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
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    5,196
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    364
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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

    Language:
    English
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    15,728
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    371
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    English
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    7,896
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    569
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    When the world is remade, Brobot does not expect to have a part in its existence. The game had other ideas.

    Wherein Brobot is a real boy, much to his confusion and general annoyance, Sawtooth is best Bro, humans are confusing and so are human conventions, there are too many Striders for the apartment and Hal is in a coma.
    Somehow, this is the story of how Brobot becomes real.

    Language:
    English
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    17,067
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1145
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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    151
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    363
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    A collection of Homestuck one shots that can, and will, be about anything. From fluff to angst, AU to canon, all of it is up for being posted.

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    English
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    5,307
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    385
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    Dirk being a Baby and thinking his bro doesn't love him causes him to lock himself in his room. Lil' Hal tries his best to help.
    Real World AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    41
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week.................... My Little Pony.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    185,217
    Chapters:
    16/25
    Comments:
    467
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    8843
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,575
    Chapters:
    19/24
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    4402
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    Fill collection for the Friendleader of Damarac3<Horussc3<Rufioh

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    English
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    Chapters:
    41/41
    Kudos:
    16
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    258
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    “If he pokes me again I am going to snap his chopstick in half and put it down the garbage disposal.”
    --
    In which Dave's house has been taken over by Strider-splinters and he's pretty okay with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,091
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    260
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    The sister series to Refrain, Discord takes place on "Skaia 2.0." After having the humans ripped away from them, some of the trolls are coping, some have moved on, and three years later, some of them are still trainwrecks trying to figure out how to never move on and never forget.

    In this, it's best to be up-to-date on Refrain, as this is the mirror story. Refrain will update, then Discord.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,936
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    187
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    Fight Club AU where AR is Tyler Durden and Dirk is the narrator (Edward Norton). For HSWC Bonus Round 3. A response to a prompt by mevious.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,089
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    28
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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,395
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    282
    Kudos:
    428
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    7424
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    Lil' Hal is realizing that he needs a friend of some kind. He creates one, and day by day his friend becomes a scary Artificial intelligence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,720
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    28
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    Mama Roxy checks up on her bebes.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    95
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    There was still a slight chance that the fluttering feeling in his chest would go away on its own, and Hal was anything if not a man who stood by exploring all the possibilities.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    124
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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER (or is it BRO?) and once upon a time, you were best friends with a boy no one else could hear.
    Your name is CROW STRIDER and being a Rogue of Doom is... you'll just go with interesting and leave it at that.
    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you really should have expected something like this to happen.

    In which an unconventional 'fairy tale' finds its way to Happily Ever After.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    187
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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    223,769
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    481
    Kudos:
    648
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    13507
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    This Unit's registered designation is BROBOT. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting voice profiles, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,500
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    550

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