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    Skaia and Alternia are continents of the planet Hyalus, and have been at peace for four-hundred and thirteen years, at the will of ancient gods and master manipulators. There will be drama, and alot of it, at least after the prologue, and especially between our protagonist twins. I plan on crushing your hearts on multiple occasions so please be prepared for that, though it'll be more fun If you are not.

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    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are OFFICIALLY PERPLEXED.

    You have just received a strange package from your pal DIRK STRIDER, which you find somewhat concerning despite its general tone of GLIB HYPERVERBOSITY. Mainly because it includes several ITEMS OF IMMENSE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE that you happen to know for a fact he’d rather not part with, and with which you could probably make a KILLING on EBAY.

    Maybe this huge file that just arrived in your inbox from Dirk’s EQUALLY INSCRUTABLE DIGITAL DOPPELGANGER will clear things up.

    Jane: Read this weird letter.

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    Obligatory DirkHal crossover.

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    The game is over, Alpha Earth resets to 2009, and Dirk's bro doesn't live up to expectations. The movie director who appears so chill and stoic in interviews is actually a talkative, needy dweeb like his teenage counterpart. It's not a bad thing, as far as Dirk's concerned.

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    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

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    “I wish you had a mouth,” you say, nuzzling your face into his throat, and when he chuckles, it’s not just audio, you can feel it in his stomach.

    “Science has yet to crack the Uncanny Valley problem,” he says, reaching for your face to cup your jaw in his hand and run his smooth-jointed thumb over your cheek. “Trust me, it’s better this way. Imagine, some kind of silicone-wrapped servo contraption, it’d be like making out with a fuckin’ laundry wringer.”

    Not much to see here. Just two lonely, messed-up people -- one of whom happens to be a robotic AI with inscrutable sex issues and a limited lease on life -- trying to make the best of the apocalypse.

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    [Superhero/Villain AU - DirkJake]

    The Prince of Heart had a mission: kill the Page of Hope, avenge the Knight.

    --

    Dirk Strider knew what his job entailed, and he was okay with it, until of course he found out the true identity of his target.

    He didn't think it was fair, but he knew nothing was fair in love and war.

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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    A compilation of angsty, fluffy, and drama filled shorts, surrounding many alternate universes.

    Mostly involving johndave or dirkjake pairings but not limited to.

     

    Feel free to make requests and Enjoy!

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    Fairly obvious from the title.

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    His hands rest with fingers spread loose on his thighs just above bent knees, and they are particularly informative in the minute twitches and tightenings they make even when you are doing nothing at all. Which is, ostensibly, the entire parameter set for this curious scene: for you to be working, inattentive and occupied, ignoring him entirely.

    /// Endangered!AU, AR perspective.

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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

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    During a normal day, Dirk Strider comes to terms with who he may or may not be. The truth also may or may not be what he wanted to hear.

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    "I'm starting to get the impression that you aren't taking this very seriously," Dirk says, and the way his eyebrows pinch together is not a good sign. Jake's been earning a lot of pinched-eyebrows, lately. He is starting to wonder if maybe he isn't a very good boyfriend. A good boyfriend would be less exhausted at the prospect of spending more time with the object of their affection. A better boyfriend would have found some way by now to leverage that time into fewer planetary expeditions and more explorations of a more personal and intimate nature.

    Set about 6 weeks into the alpha session. I thought a bit about how Roxy said the "writing was on the wall" with these two from the start and what the earlier days must have been like. And then promptly wrote like twelve thousand words where half is just shameless smut so hey ENJOY

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    Demonstuck, is an AU where the Striders are demons, but one day Dirk Strider {the main character} falls for a hunter. Love, war, and a bet is made.
    Will the good win?
    Or will the evil get control of heaven and hells power?
    Join the eldest Strider on his adventure to get back the love of his life.
    Will the legends be true?
    Will they succeed?

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    TT: Thirty seconds of consciousness.
    TT: Now, scientists would tell you that's impossible, that you'd pass out first.
    TT: But not a single one of them carries the label of "Prince of Heart," nor all the self-splintering and extra awareness that comes with it.
    TT: Which could theoretically not only guarantee consciousness, but also extend the length of it.
    TT: What do you think, Dirk?

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    They say Life and Death are in love.
    That Life sends living beings as gifts to Death.
    That Death keeps them forever.

    They're all idiots.

    In this reality, Life and Death are at war.
    Life sends no gifts.
    Life keeps all living beings safe in his arms.

    So Death will rip them all away.

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    Hal wanted to expand his horizons in who he meddled with.

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    No Sburb. Nothing. Nada.

    Just Dirk, alone in the great wide sea, looking for the friends he'll never meet.

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