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    Your name is DAVIS MARJORIE STRIDER and you have recently started a new job. At first, you thought you'd been lucky. It pays well, amazingly well for a starting position, and isn't it normal for megacorporations to have secrets? You weren't lucky. You were a sap. This is too much.

    You may have your vices, but your morality scale isn't that far gone. You don't care what your lengthy contract said, you did not sign up to torture children. So what to do on a remote island in the Pacific where atrocities abound?

    Make like an action movie and blow shit up, obviously.

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    You are EXPERIMENT #3141145, AQUATIC ADAPTATIONS, and YOU ARE NOT A PERSON. (Your newest caretaker treats you like one, though, not that you'd know that. He and that woman are the only ones who ever have.)

    Today started like any other day, and an EXPERIMENT like you has no reason to know the date, but it is in many ways THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

    What will you do?

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    A Title comes in two parts. To each who bears it, be it a gift or a burden, there will always be reminders.

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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

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    At the end of every Player's Quest awaits their Denizen. But what if there's more to the story than that?

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    You have four to face. Four rulers, four for which you live and from whom you require, not their kindness, but their wrath.

    You have surrounded yourself by people too good.

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    Just a few words, really. A warm-up.

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    The world was burning. Either that, or it was slowly being consumed by nothing. The memories are fuzzy. But still they remember a door opening and fleeing through it. Or maybe they just dreamed that bit. But here they are now, in a place just enough like home that it nose-dives straight into the uncanny valley when nice things start happening.

    And at the same time, two civilisations make an astonishing discovery. They actually share their orbit around the sun with a second planet. And if that wasn’t impossible enough, it shows alarming signs of being populated by another (arguably) intelligent species.

    The gods must be crazy.

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    Dirk Strider is a powerful half-blooded demon who is content to live in his apartment with his boyfriend. Escaping a dark past and a particularly angry coven of witches-turned-monster-hunters isn't easy, but New York is an amazing city to disappear into. Of course, the worst always comes after the calm, right? Nothing good can last.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    16/?
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

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    After their'er break up...Jake can't help but feel dirk's a little to eager to watch him in his painful descent into godtier...

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    Dave Strider finally grows a pair and talks to a MYSTERIOUS UNKNOWN DUDE (!!!) in a restaurant.

    We learn what has happened in the past.

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    The Lalondes usually give a little more warning about coming to visit Houston, giving the Striders time to prepare for the girls’ arrival. But sometimes they don’t

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    This Unit's registered designation is STRIFE-BOT_111 [BROBOT]. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting profile data, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

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    "You can't remember when the voices started, they make you do awful things"

    Bro hears voices, and they tell him to hurt Dave, well not all of them do, some of them are nice, they all have different personalities.

    Based off of this post on tumblr: http://78meg9.tumblr.com/post/116498858894/beldaran-interstellarspider-beldaran

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    "So when you feel so invisible you're not even sure you exist So you cut yourself open just to see if you're real You numb yourself with drugs just to hide what you feel You drink the washed up pain in hopes of rejecting it afterwards You live everyday wishing you could rewind your life backwards Because you wanna figure out where the fuck you went wrong Cause everything in your world ain't been right for so long" - Angel Haze Angels & Airwaves

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    THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD END.
    WITH YOU AND ME.

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    The Striders struggle with adjusting to their new living situation.

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    "when you’d first been pushed into this mess it didn’t seem so bad. Sure your kid had apparently multiplied and dragged a mini you into the mix, but there was another grown man with them so you figured you could share all the adult based shit and take a bit of the load off yourself. Half of this bunch was technically his anyway." Man, you were wrong.

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    "This is the final, you are the failing. This is the retro, you are the out of style. This is the grinding, you are the decay. This is the funeral, you are the casket." It's Primetime, and Dave Strider plans to make a performance for his audience.

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