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    The sequel to "On the Wire".

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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY 5: Tricksters

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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY 4: YOUR KINK

    my kink: nonbinary robots with interchangeable genital attachments

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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY 3: Outdoors/Public Place

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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY TWO: First Time

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    Running. Burning. Where am I? Where am I going?

    I don't know.

    [Finally, something after Shadow. Direct sequel.]

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    “Hal Strider, you are hereby invited to an exclusive viewing of my vajayjay. Feel free to touch the artwork, maybe even stick your dick in it,” He announced, dramatically gesturing with his hand towards his vagina.

    (Or, Hal is a virgin and Davesprite offers to help. nsfw Stridercest week day 2)

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    NSFW STIRDERCEST WEEK DAY 1: Masturbation/Mutual Masturbation

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    Getting a captchalogue code of Dave’s brain was the easy part.

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    Maybe it catches your eye now because you recognise it from experience – the familiarity denotes no mistaking it. It’s a captchalogued brain in a jar, and it looks like unstirred ramen.

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    Making Hal into a nekomimi robot was a bad idea. You see, cats are assholes. Hal, too, is an asshole. When you combine the two, you get an Asshole 2.0, new and improved and ready to make Dirk suffer. The nekomimi robot was a mistake...

    And yet, Dirk doesn't seem to really mind it much.

    (Stridercest Week day 2)

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider is the bane of your existence.
    Your name is Dave Strider and you love to annoy the shit out of this adorable little boy who shares so many of your classes with you.

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    Lil Seb begs Hal to make a body for Hal Jr (and the ability to say more than 4 words), but when pressed for the reason why, his lips are sealed. Hal is a nosy prick and decides to find out the answer himself, by hacking into Dirk's surveillance cameras to spy on them.

    (I'm terrible at titles. Stridercest week day 1 fic)

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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

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    AR: You know what I think, Dirk?

    The words flicker onscreen, Dirk debates force-reprogramming the colour to something less violent. If only, perhaps, to piss AR off. “No.” he lies. “And I don't especially care.” the shades fold with a click and he sets them aside, hand resting atop them for a few long seconds.

    AR: I think.

    Fingers curl.

    AR: You like being sad. You're happiest when you're depressed.

    And perhaps he was in love with his own sadness.

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    Dirk has been avoiding Dave. Dave wants to know why.

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    You're not sure why those four kids are so interesting.

    One boy seems to have taken refuge by keeping his head behind his large backpack (scratch that, HUGE backpack), but not before you saw the flash of buck teeth and glasses.

    The girl next to him must be his sister (same buck teeth), who has taken the liberty of stealing his Mentos out of his bag (you won't tell him).

    Another girl sits in the corner, with short hair cut close to her head. She looks like she would kill you, then finish the sweater she's knitting (she brought knitting needles to camp. Aren't those technically weapons?).

    Finally, the other boy. Obviously Knitting Girl's brother. He wears shades and leans against the wall looking like he owns the place, listening to his cool music (you'll find out later that he's listening to Celine Dion).

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're about to have the summer of a lifetime.

     

    ((Updates every Friday!))

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    What differs a synthetic mind from human reason?

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    There is a beautiful creature, painted in hues of red and orange, crawling across my wall.

    And it's so, so warm.

    [Takes place about a month or so before Fragile.]

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