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    Lil' Hal is realizing that he needs a friend of some kind. He creates one, and day by day his friend becomes a scary Artificial intelligence.

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    1/?
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    This Unit's registered designation is BROBOT. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting voice profiles, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

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    English
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    5,500
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    355
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    78,323
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    92
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    263
    Bookmarks:
    52
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    3331
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week, a very special NSFW chapter, with 'Pirates' by Joone.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
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    159,101
    Chapters:
    14/25
    Comments:
    384
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    7188
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    Have you ever wondered what happens to the kids that die in Battlestuck?

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    English
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    12,333
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    7
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    931
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    In which Dirk lives in a concrete shoebox of an apartment miles above the ocean and miles away from anything vaguely resembling society, and is constantly faced with his, aggravating, technological replica of himself who is quite attached to xeir creator, despite being a smarmy asshole about it.

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    English
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    3,871
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    203
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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

    Series
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    English
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    92
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    186
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    In a universe where SBurb and its time machinations don’t exist, Lil Hal secretly schemes (with the help of Jane and Roxy) to get his creator Dirk together with long-time best bro Jake. Naturally, they consistently fall into the 5% failure portion of his 95% effective plans… and Jake’s sexy glasses are distracting.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/11
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    456
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    Look, robots can’t fall in love. Obviously. That’s just some straight up science fiction bullshit right there.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    82
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

    Series
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    English
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    6,251
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    302
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    Dirk Strider becomes blind at a very young age and is forced to have a bodyguard with him at all times. However, he soon develops feelings for his bodyguard.

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    English
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    28,465
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    515
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    8521
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    Dirk Strider and his guardian, Dre Strider, are more than just smooth talkers, and way more than human- literally out of this world-class lovers.
    Dave Strider and his guardian, Bro Strider, are more than just average humans.

    A continuation of /The Price of Love/ wherein Dirk and Dave figure out their relationship properly, and explore both of their own pasts, revealing dark secrets on both ends.
    And Dre and Bro, find out what it really means to fall in love in the most ironic and strange as fuck way possible. Their exploration of starting and having a relationship is a bit more seismic in comparison to the boys. These are the Bros, and they might fuck around, but they have both been around, and seen more than their fair share. Everyone has a past, and its through their memories that they might move on. Loving or not.

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    English
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    1,122
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    190
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    John Egbert's a freshly graduated college student whose expertise is artificial intelligence (but whose actual expertise is in 'screwing things up', with a minor in 'goofing around'). When he gets recruited to deal with a perplexing AI on behalf of Squarewave heir Dave Strider and his absentee founder-brother, John thinks his job seems fairly easy. However, he's soon to be proven wrong.

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    English
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    3,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    59
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    Your name is Hal and you are scared.

    You were made out of necessity. Maybe less necessity and more curiosity, but either way, you had a purpose.

    Now you don't, and you wonder how long they'll keep you around before they realize that.

    Language:
    English
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    738
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    28
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    Blowjobs written with words that could very well be from your standardized test study cards.

    Language:
    English
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    254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    124
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    Dave is realizing that his brother cares a great deal for him; Dave is having difficulty expressing the same feelings.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    5
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    204
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    John just received his TiMER and he has about two months before he meets his soulmate. His best friend is a boy named Dave who has a blank TiMER and may or may not want a piece of the Egbert cake...too bad Bro kinda has dibbs

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,456
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1865
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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    203,016
    Chapters:
    30/31
    Comments:
    439
    Kudos:
    494
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    10787
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    This round's theme was quotes.

    CHAPTER 1 PROMPT:
    Latula♥Mituna and Latula♥Kankri

    "I could never divorce you
    Without a good reason
    And though I may never have to
    It's good to have options"

    But for now, I need you" - Pedro the Lion, "Options"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,343
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    116
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    The year is 2426, or 415 P.C. (Post Condescension). Earth is ruled by a corrupt alien queen called the Condesce, (or Her Imperious Condescension) and has been for the past four centuries. Her totalitarian rule has changed Earth completely, as she tried to mold humanity to be like her own nearly extinct species. She’s destroyed all record of life before her rule, and no one questions her authority for fear of death.

    Roxy Lalonde is a hacker trying to find answers about humanity's past and how to take down the Condesce once and for all.

    Dirk Strider is infatuated with his best friend and ends up losing himself in their relationship.

    Together with their friends Jake English and Jane Crocker, as well as some outside help, they’ll try to end the Condesce's rule. Along the way, they'll end up finding out more than they were looking for—about Earth’s history, their own pasts, and themselves. Theirs is a story about love and loss, and love after loss.

    Will they save humanity from being enslaved by an evil alien queen? Or will they fail, dooming themselves and the rest of the world to a horrible fate?

    (I changed this but it's still cheesy--forgive me, I'm tired.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,158
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    653

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