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    Lil' Hal is realizing that he needs a friend of some kind. He creates one, and day by day his friend becomes a scary Artificial intelligence.

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    English
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    2,720
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    21
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
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    3,094
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    8
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    165
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    Mama Roxy checks up on her bebes.

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    English
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    829
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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    67
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    Have you ever wondered what happens to the kids that die in Battlestuck?

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    English
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    13,173
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    978
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    There was still a slight chance that the fluttering feeling in his chest would go away on its own, and Hal was anything if not a man who stood by exploring all the possibilities.

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    English
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    1,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    74
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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER (or is it BRO?) and once upon a time, you were best friends with a boy no one else could hear.
    Your name is CROW STRIDER and being a Rogue of Doom is... you'll just go with interesting and leave it at that.
    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you really should have expected something like this to happen.

    In which an unconventional 'fairy tale' finds its way to Happily Ever After.

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    English
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    1,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    7
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    117
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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

    Language:
    English
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    223,769
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    473
    Kudos:
    599
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    12478
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    This Unit's registered designation is BROBOT. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting voice profiles, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusii, bleeding, feeling tired, all things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,500
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    446
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    78,323
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    93
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    283
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    3679
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week, a very special NSFW chapter, with 'Pirates' by Joone.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    English
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    159,101
    Chapters:
    14/25
    Comments:
    397
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    7572
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    In which Dirk lives in a concrete shoebox of an apartment miles above the ocean and miles away from anything vaguely resembling society, and is constantly faced with his, aggravating, technological replica of himself who is quite attached to xeir creator, despite being a smarmy asshole about it.

    Language:
    English
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    3,871
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    220
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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

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    English
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    92
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    21
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    237
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    In a universe where SBurb and its time machinations don’t exist, Lil Hal secretly schemes (with the help of Jane and Roxy) to get his creator Dirk together with long-time best bro Jake. Naturally, they consistently fall into the 5% failure portion of his 95% effective plans… and Jake’s sexy glasses are distracting.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/11
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    461
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    Look, robots can’t fall in love. Obviously. That’s just some straight up science fiction bullshit right there.

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    English
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    1/1
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    115
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER, and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're all gone now.

    The Player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

    Series
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    English
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    6,252
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    347
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    Dirk Strider becomes blind at a very young age and is forced to have a bodyguard with him at all times. However, he soon develops feelings for his bodyguard.

    Language:
    English
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    28,465
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    134
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    522
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    8631
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    Dirk Strider and his guardian, Dre Strider, are more than just smooth talkers, and way more than human- literally out of this world-class lovers.
    Dave Strider and his guardian, Bro Strider, are more than just average humans.

    A continuation of /The Price of Love/ wherein Dirk and Dave figure out their relationship properly, and explore both of their own pasts, revealing dark secrets on both ends.
    And Dre and Bro, find out what it really means to fall in love in the most ironic and strange as fuck way possible. Their exploration of starting and having a relationship is a bit more seismic in comparison to the boys. These are the Bros, and they might fuck around, but they have both been around, and seen more than their fair share. Everyone has a past, and its through their memories that they might move on. Loving or not.

    Series
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    English
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    1,122
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    207
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    John Egbert's a freshly graduated college student whose expertise is artificial intelligence (but whose actual expertise is in 'screwing things up', with a minor in 'goofing around'). When he gets recruited to deal with a perplexing AI on behalf of Squarewave heir Dave Strider and his absentee founder-brother, John thinks his job seems fairly easy. However, he's soon to be proven wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    3,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
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    Your name is Hal and you are scared.

    You were made out of necessity. Maybe less necessity and more curiosity, but either way, you had a purpose.

    Now you don't, and you wonder how long they'll keep you around before they realize that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    738
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    37
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    Blowjobs written with words that could very well be from your standardized test study cards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    150

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