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    AR wants a body. Dirk’s going to take some convincing.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    366
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    Thomas and the other Architects opened the way, and Sam and Jo were the first to emerge.

    But they weren't the only ones.

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    English
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    2/2
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    What happens when someone is tasked with teaching someone about humanity? They cant. How do you explain to someone how to exist. Especially when that person is Dirk Strider who just got ditched by his brother for music school, and is still living off years old science fair reward cash. When someone who is called a robot has to teach an actual robot how to be human, nothing goes smoothly.

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    English
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    1,363
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    33
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    Karkat Vantas is a fairly well known Let's Player on Youtube, though not really well known to the point of certain other Youtubers (none of which we will name.)

    Dave Strider is a makeup artist on Youtube, and has no idea why he, as a boy who can barely tolerate light as is, chose this line of work.

    Both of them are broke, and Karkat just happens to have a spare room.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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    English
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    6,682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    288
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    Dirk Strider becomes blind at a very young age and is forced to have a bodyguard with him at all times. However, he soon develops feelings for his bodyguard.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    722
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    11650
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    The kingdom of Prospit is dying. Just what lengths is Jake willing to go to make sure his country doesn`t perish?

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    English
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    31,015
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2559
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    Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back.

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    English
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    49,412
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    4573
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    After watching Jurassic World with Jake, Dirk decides to build him a motorcycle for his birthday.
    Great idea, right?
    Wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    13,133
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    45
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

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    English
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    121,724
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4561
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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that you're a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, they just moved in and you don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    20,067
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4542
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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

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    English
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    97,474
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    345
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3215
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    A podfic of CurlicueCal's Stay Lost on Our Way Home

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    English
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    45
    Chapters:
    4/9
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    58
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
    Words:
    8,490
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1431
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    Your favorite place on the ship is a small wing of the upper deck dining hall called a “coffee shop.” You don’t really know much about it, actually, except for the little things you hear now and then. Coffee is a drink from a planet called Earth, as is the alien chained to the counter, who calls itself a “human.” You only know that much because you overheard it say so to an angry highblood once.

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    English
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    48,299
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1486
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

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    English
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    21,892
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1595
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    Illustrations for CurlicueCal's "Let's Be Outcasts". Posted on Tumblr here.

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    89
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    Illustrations for CurlicueCal's "Stay Lost on Our Way Home". Originally posted on Tumblr.

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    7
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    56
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    A series of snapshots of a Strilonde family reunion. In this universe, Rose, Roxy, Dave, Dirk, and Hal are all siblings, but are separated. The Strilonde sprites are their cousins. Mom and Bro are both the beta versions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    420
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    151
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    AR: You know what I think, Dirk?

    The words flicker onscreen, Dirk debates force-reprogramming the colour to something less violent. If only, perhaps, to piss AR off. “No.” he lies. “And I don't especially care.” the shades fold with a click and he sets them aside, hand resting atop them for a few long seconds.

    AR: I think.

    Fingers curl.

    AR: You like being sad. You're happiest when you're depressed.

    And perhaps he was in love with his own sadness.

    Language:
    English
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    19,270
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    683
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're gone. You're the only one left.

    The player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,064
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2265

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