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    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

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    Your name is Detective Karkat Vantas and you're transferred to the White Collar Crimes division in Houston Texas where you find many old friends who are apparently now your new colleagues. They inform you of a douchefuck Hacker called Di-Stri, who works alongside another hacker that goes by Rox on the Rocks. They seem like assholes and you really don't want anything to do with them.

    Your name is Dirk Strider and the new detective on your case is hot as fuck.

    (specific porn chapters are in notes)

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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    Conversations from the Alpha Kids' void session. Four teens (and one pair of sentient shades) trying and failing to figure out what the hell to do with the game and with each other, fucking up time and time again in a session that's going nowhere.

    Features time-travel memo shenanigans, death-defying dadhunts, extremely awkward movie nights, Erisolsprite's endless suffering, and the Mohs Scale of Dude Hardness. Not necessarily in that order.

    Adapted from a draft written in mid-2014. Originally intended as a Dirk/Jake relationship study, and while that's still definitely the main focus, it pulls in Jane and Roxy as well from Chapter 4 onwards. I love 'em (and the Alpha Kid dynamics) too much to leave 'em out.

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    Eridan is ready to see people again. Dirk would rather have him to himself.

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    ***SERIOUS SELF HARM WARNING***
    Like its completely all about self harm sorry

    Vent Homestuck Fic about sad Dirk

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    Dirk Strider is the First Prince of his Kingdom, and next in line to the throne. With the human population dwindling away to nothing, and his older brothers madness growing stronger everyday, he struggles to find the will to go on, A sudden event brings everything on its head and his people are panicking. With very few to trust and nowhere to go, Dirk must make decisions that could lead to the downfall of his Kingdom and the loss of his friends, All he wishes is for his younger brother Dave to be safe, falling in love was not part of the plan.

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    4/?
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    There are many things that John Egbert did not know.
    He didn’t know anything about programming, robotics, or generally anything having to do with a computer. As far as he knew, it was all magic.
    John also knew nothing about the specific type of computer he had received for his fifteenth birthday. It was a model 4.13 NerveTap Virtual Reality Headgear, and his equal excitement and confusion upon receiving it was shared with a host of other 15-year-olds across the globe.
    But in minutes since its arrival, John deduced the first item of knowledge about his new VR headset. He would finally be able to see his closest friends face-to-face.

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    Rose left her brother years ago, with her twin's help. She's hoped to see him, and known that she might never be able to.

    The hope's about to be realized, though.

    Sequel to Blood Dragon. Will probably be retitled at some point, because the one it has now sucks. Feel free to leave any suggestions in the comments!

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    6/?
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    35/?
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    Equius, after an inevitably disappointing fight with his latest battle robots, is pestered by one of the humans. One of the sort of humans. Oh, fiddlesticks, he means the--

    TT: You sure are keeping this sexy piece of coding waiting.

    TT: The ‘don’t call them for three days’ thing is cliche and tacky.

    TT: And you don’t have the sheer Strider gonads to pull cliche and tacky off ironically.

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    This goes with Changelings and Children but it's also just. Dave being a good big bro and Dirk and Hal being cute kids.

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    “I was informed that you were dead,” he says instead. The years have not been unkind to him, but Dirk is coiled tight and tense, anger and loss and years in which he changed etched into his skin.
    “As was the rest of Derse, as has become apparent.” Dirk steps into the workshop unbidden, and Hal does not protest it, even though it sets him on edge. This was, after all, once his space. But it is Hal’s now, and there is a part of him that wants Dirk to see that.

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    In which Dirk's Bro is a workaholic who's pulled one all-nighter too many and an android named K4RK4T decides he needs an intervention. Arguments, poetry, socializing and possibly romance ensue.

    A side fic for Safety Dance, based off of Mortior's fan fic Endangered.

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    Dirk's sixteen and doing something that is inadvisable for most teenagers to do; namely, removing his younger brother from their older brother's "care." Honestly, though, it needs to be done.

    Please check the tags before reading! I don't think I'll be putting anything graphic in, but I will update the tags if that changes!

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    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. A way out is offered, if only he is willing to dance with trolls and consort with enemies of the State.

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    6/?
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    You slightly underestimated how long this trip was going to last.

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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

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    12/?
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    Comprises the free will section ==> Be Tavros in chapter 34 of MC Escher

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    Dirk/Hal, Alpha/Beta/Omega

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    1/?
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    10
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    2
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