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    Summary

    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,429
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1265
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    Sorrow :(

    Crack fic written at 1 am by four teenagers. Good luck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,876
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    143
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    Everything is new, and you understand none of it. All the research you've done is seemingly worthless, no textbook can teach you what it's like to feel, and you despise feeling so weak about it all. However, Jake stands in front of you, real, solid, in person, so that has to count for something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,532
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    932
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,846
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3930
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    Hal decides that he wants to go to the mall - Dave and Dirk are inclined to agree.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    29
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    "I'm not him. Im nothing like him."
    Snip. Another chunk of your pale blonde hair falls to the floor. You finish trimming your hipster swirl into a nice, normal short haired style. You quickly apply the bright orange dye into your pale blonde hair. Once it sets, you rinse your hair out in the shower aNd quickly dry it. It's bright ginger. Your grin just widens. You gel it up into a quiff, beaming into the mirror. "I'm Dylan. Not Dave."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    26
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    The kingdom of Prospit is dying. Just what lengths is Jake willing to go to make sure his country doesn`t perish?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,809
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1128
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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,126
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    706
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    Summary

    Hal likes to stay up, but jeez do his brothers look comfortable and fuck it, he's joining them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    "It's our birthday tomorrow."

    "We're going to be eighteen."

    "We should run away."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    822
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    43
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    Summary

    Now chatting with a live representative.
    TT: hey, babygirl. you can call me bro. i'll be taking care of you this evening.
    TT: you got some tenacity, hacking straight into my network.
    TT: i'm not charging for this, i'm too invested in the story.

    Jade finds credentials to hack Bro's network in the source code for one of his ironically-run websites. It lands her right in a live sex chat. Might as well take advantage of it, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,394
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    1448
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    AR wants a body. Dirk’s not keen on the idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,045
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    245
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    Six years ago Dave Strider found out his cousin and aunt hadn’t bothered to mention that his Bro hadn’t died in a skateboarding trick gone horribly wrong, even though that made perfect sense because his Bro would never have fucked up a skateboarding trick anyway, but the point of this was that Dave had been lied to his entire life, or at least kept in the dark about a major part of his life.

     

    In which Dave Strider is the Bro Who Lived.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    Summary

    He's not even an impressive specimen of the overall fragile human race, but he is yours, and you shall forever possess every atom, every emotion, everything he is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    174
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    Post-Apocalypse AU where Earth is trying to recover and Dirk is a lonely person who knows how to build robots, and finally builds someone he can live with, meanwhile Jake and Jade just have high hopes for their future because they want to live.

    In short: Dirk becomes a robot's dad, Jake and Jade need a fri end

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,629
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    192
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    Summary

    Short tiny scenes that are too small to really count as fics on their own. Will be updated whenever there's a new one, in no real order.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,238
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    318
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    You watch in horror as the other boy falls off the edge of the lone apartment building, surrounded by the ocean and void of any other human being. You, apparently, are not human, and you realize this as your body whirs in response to your distress. You hear a shout, a cry for help, just before the loud splash sounds, and you move before even a second thought. You throw yourself over, landing feet first into the ocean, but the salt doesn't hurt your eyes, and you don't feel very much pain from the fall.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,988
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    98
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    Summary

    A whole bunch of drabble requests for some really chill people
    First drabble: Dave and Rose
    Second drabble: Davesprite/AR
    Third drabble: Sollux and Terezi

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,444
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    52
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    Summary

    Caliborn said: [...]or alternatively JakeHal with 36 or 3

    "I wish I could hate you."
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    unknown jakehal kismesissitude leads into flushed crushes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    30
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    Summary

    You were always confused about human emotions. Especially love. Never understood it.

    Until you fell in love with this dumb boy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    52

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