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    John just received his TiMER and he has about two months before he meets his soulmate. His best friend is a boy named Dave who has a blank TiMER and may or may not want a piece of the Egbert cake...too bad Bro kinda has dibbs

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    English
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    7/?
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    19
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    66
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    6
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    1588
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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    English
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    62,327
    Chapters:
    15/?
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    75
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    211
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    46
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    2476
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    You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

    Language:
    English
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    203,016
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    401
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    447
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    9674
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    This round's theme was quotes.

    CHAPTER 1 PROMPT:
    Latula♥Mituna and Latula♥Kankri

    "I could never divorce you
    Without a good reason
    And though I may never have to
    It's good to have options"

    But for now, I need you" - Pedro the Lion, "Options"

    Series
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    English
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    4,343
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    1
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    4
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    1
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    76
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    In a universe where SBurb and its time machinations don’t exist, Lil Hal secretly schemes (with the help of Jane and Roxy) to get his creator Dirk together with long-time best bro Jake. Naturally, they consistently fall into the 5% failure portion of his 95% effective plans… and Jake’s sexy glasses are distracting.

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    English
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    7,745
    Chapters:
    4/11
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    370
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    The year is 2426, or 415 P.C. (Post Condescension). Earth is ruled by a corrupt alien queen called the Condesce, (or Her Imperious Condescension) and has been for the past four centuries. Her totalitarian rule has changed Earth completely, as she tried to mold humanity to be like her own nearly extinct species. She’s destroyed all record of life before her rule, and no one questions her authority for fear of death.

    Roxy Lalonde is a hacker trying to find answers about humanity's past and how to take down the Condesce once and for all.

    Dirk Strider is infatuated with his best friend and ends up losing himself in their relationship.

    Together with their friends Jake English and Jane Crocker, as well as some outside help, they’ll try to end the Condesce's rule. Along the way, they'll end up finding out more than they were looking for—about Earth’s history, their own pasts, and themselves. Theirs is a story about love and loss, and love after loss.

    Will they save humanity from being enslaved by an evil alien queen? Or will they fail, dooming themselves and the rest of the world to a horrible fate?

    (I changed this but it's still cheesy--forgive me, I'm tired.)

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    English
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    14,158
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    15
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    632
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    Have you ever wondered what happens to the kids that die in Battlestuck?

    Language:
    English
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    11,338
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    852
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    All my written fills for the fifth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of quotes, both real and fake, attributed to real people, fictional sources, or song lyrics.

    Language:
    English
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    10,795
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    1
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    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    289
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    TG: oh my god bro
    TG: i didnt want to believe it but this confirms it
    TG: youre actually fucking whipped
    TG: whipped like heavy cream
    TG: whipped like i cant believe its not butter
    TG: whipped like the chocolate in a mars bar
    TG: i cant believe you youre a disgrace to striders everywhere

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    308
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    a poetic tribute to dirk strider and all his pieces.

    Series
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    English
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    213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    29
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    Having too much free time Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week, we blur the lines of reality in Black Swan

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    12/25
    Comments:
    323
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    6184
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you have an abundance of problems and a lack of people to help you deal with them. You have systematically destroyed each of your most important relationships, though you had quite a bit of help from the people you knew and you'd like to think if you went to talk to a therapist about it they would say you were just responding the only way you knew how. You are an artist and an alcoholic, though the second title belongs more to your former flatmate than to anyone else. You don't talk about your Bro. You broke your own heart and Jane's heart, but never Jake's. Currently, the closest thing you have to a friend is your reflection, who you have taken to calling Hal. Most of your time is spent either reminiscing or being angry. This is an account of both what you have done, and what you will do.

    Language:
    English
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    4,702
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100
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    The theme this round was tropes!

    Vriska/Equius
    Slap-Slap-Kiss

    (( I managed to make this one 888 words and I'm so proud of it ))

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,824
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    334
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    Following the cliche guidelines of most fics ever, John Egbert goes for a peaceful movie-watching time with the Strider brothers, but gets the horrifyingly unexpected.

    Language:
    English
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    4,347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    63
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    The first time you felt his heartbeat, you thought your own would stop.

    Language:
    English
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    853
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    157
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    Dirk is planning to retire his auto-responder. AR doesn't take it well.

    Language:
    English
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    1,776
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    157
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    Language:
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    501
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    1/1
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    9
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    1
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    181
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    Now, you’re watching him struggle to keep his eyes open.

    Language:
    English
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    1,128
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    244
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    Fill collection for the Friendleader of Damarac3<Horussc3<Rufioh

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,129
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    137
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    Hal has just been transferred into a new model of android body, and it has a few features he wasn't expecting.

    Language:
    English
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    1,946
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    231

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