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    Your name is JADE HARLEY and you really wish DAVESPRITE would WAKE UP.
    Your name is (not) DAVE STRIDER and you are supposed to be DEAD right now.

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    5,487
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    7/?
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    2
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    14
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    You have watched him grow from an infant to a man.
    You have watched him raise his own infant into a youth.
    You have watched him in a drowned world.
    You have watched him die.

    In which a once-doomed puppet comes to life.

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    1/1
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    11
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    Having too much free time Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week: Equius admires Schwarzenegger in Terminator

    Previous movies:
    Con Air
    Ghost Rider
    Harry Potter
    The Shining
    The Room
    Tangled
    Jackass

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    88,762
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    186
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    89
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    11
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    2639
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    Very short fics written for a tumblr askmeme. See tags and chapter titles for details.

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    609
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    104
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    AR doesn't have a good grasp on human emotions when he's first made, but Dirk is certainly teaching him how to hate.

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    813
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    1/1
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    14
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    1,328
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    1/?
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    2
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    16
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    You've won. Lord English has been defeated. All that's left is to hang around in the Medium and wait for the Universe Tadpole to mature.

    Except... well, there are some loose ends to tie up. Debts to repay. Sacrificial pains-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn. You know, the usual stuff.

    (You refuse to leave him behind.)

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    13,879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    294
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    Jake English attempts to write fanfiction for his Avatar OC. It doesn't turn out very well.

    (Spoiler: Dirk commandeers it from him.)

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    5,936
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    732
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    Wherein Hal has the hormones of a thirteen year old, and decided to enlist Brobot's help. Then they fight, and Hal realizes that he fucked up. Bad.

    This is the aftermath.

    Based on a series of tumblr posts by monoscribbles.

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    4,912
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    218
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    When the world is remade, Brobot does not expect to have a part in its existence. The game had other ideas.

    Wherein Brobot is a real boy, much to his confusion and general annoyance, Sawtooth is best Bro, humans are confusing and so are human conventions, there are too many Striders for the apartment and Hal is in a coma.
    Somehow, this is the story of how Brobot becomes real.

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    10,413
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    348
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    In a universe where SBurb and its time machinations don’t exist, Lil Hal secretly schemes (with the help of Jane and Roxy) to get his creator Dirk together with long-time best bro Jake. Naturally, they consistently fall into the 5% failure portion of his 95% effective plans… and Jake’s sexy glasses are distracting.

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    5,778
    Chapters:
    3/11
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    218
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    Dave, otherwise known as Subject DS12-395, has escaped from confinement and has made his new home in Seattle. He doesn't do much, just watch people from the trees, at least until somebody sees him.

    [Now on hiatus]

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    36,675
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    6244
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    Dirk and Hal are twins, Dave is a bigshot director passing through their small town. Dirk gets interested.
    Hal is jealous of Dirk's crush, and so he makes a bet. (The bet being that Dirk cant get into Dave's pants.) Because he knows it's pre unlikely some punk ass teenager is gonna bag a celebrity
    But then, oh shit he might actually have a chance, so Hal tries to sabotage stuff.

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    2/?
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    141
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    Jade and Sollux find an old friend while infiltrating Mindfang's ship.

    A version of him, anyway.

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    294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    86
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    Life as second-in-line for the throne of the Kingdom of Light isn't easy.
    Your name is Jake English, Page of Prospit, and although born with a gleaming silver spoon in your mouth, this by no means brings alleviation to your existence. You have little breathing room, confined to strict protocols and harsh battle trainings to keep you on your toes so that when you finally collide with the loathsome, violet clad Derse scum, they'll at last regret murdering some of the only family you have left.
    Lately, everyone close to you has been disappearing into secrecy in favor of their more important business and positions than the one you hold, and you wonder just how needed you are, anyway.
    But from the pit of your loneliest times comes forth Dirk, a perfect angel sent in to you as your light in your darkness, whose lowly peasant of Prospit status makes your veiled moonlight meetings all the more thrilling. Intriguingly enigmatic, quick thinking, and exceptionally skilled, he's everything you could ask for and more.
    Although, strangely enough, you don't recall ever seeing a boy as golden-haired and triangularly-spectacled distinctive as Dirk anywhere in Prospit.
    Oh well. Maybe you just need to get out more.

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    43,970
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    53
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    133
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3017
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    You grow up being told that you are a genius.

    A story about a boy, his friends, and missed opportunities.

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    1,774
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    185
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    This is a thing i'm gonna be working on for a bit. everything else is a surprise ;).

    Words:
    687
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    262
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    Dave's good friend Houdini has been temporarily evicted from his place in the classroom and needs a home until the end of the semester. The twins are pretty good about hiding stuff from Bro so this one little snake shouldn't be that hard. Right?

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    3,454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    661
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    1,055
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    1/1
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    2
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    57
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    In which two teenaged goddesses hide red feelings beneath black actions worthy of an Egbert. Contains at least one explosion, several heart-to-heart conversations, multiple typos, two hacks, and a prank war inadvertently started by an omnipotent god-dog.

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    1,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    128

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