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    The guardians find out what the kids have been up to and lay down the law.

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    Wednesday: April 1, 2015

    It's April Fool's Day for these fools, you know what that means, IT'S JANE AND JOHN'S DAY!

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    Incredibly indulgent OTP ficlet. A sort of AU of the Game Over timeline, where Hal/AR was prototyped with brobot instead of Equius and Dirk learns to love himself.

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    Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.

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    The world was burning. Either that, or it was slowly being consumed by nothing. The memories are fuzzy. But still they remember a door opening and fleeing through it. Or maybe they just dreamed that bit. But here they are now, in a place just enough like home that it nose-dives straight into the uncanny valley when nice things start happening.

    And at the same time, two civilisations make an astonishing discovery. They actually share their orbit around the sun with a second planet. And if that wasn’t impossible enough, it shows alarming signs of being populated by another (arguably) intelligent species.

    The gods must be crazy.

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    24/?
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    13
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    The birth of an artificial intelligence requires a lot of caffeine, late nights, persistence, and a duck. Dirk works hard to bring Hal into existence for a school project, but the little program is destined to become to much more.

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    It’s more than a little strange considering you know basically everything about her and now you realize that she only knows bits and pieces about your life outside that office. At this point you should just ask her to find another therapist if it makes her uncomfortable to know about you. You're friends now, it’s happened.

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    After Cancer's big reveal, the group begins to fraction. Rose desperately scrambles to keep everyone together.

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    The job you took this time was pretty simple. Basic operation: find the target - some dude with a bucktoothed grin and a pair of wings grafted to his spine. Then kill him, dispose of the body, report back to HQ, and make sure you get paid this time. Maybe even get paid extra - HQ has this thing about mutants and they get that super villain gleam in their eyes when they hear of a dead one.

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    5/?
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    Short tiny scenes that are too small to really count as fics on their own. Will be updated whenever there's a new one, in no real order.

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    3/?
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    It isn’t because he doesn’t want to; more because then he would have to choose it.

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    Dave is oblivious, Rose is devious, and Dirk is a mess.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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    You wish you didn't feel this way. You shouldn't be this way, and there's nothing you can do.

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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

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    Hal is an android built by Bro, he has been active for two years now and most of the media has had their fill of him. He doesn't make as many public appearances as he used to, but that's okay. He loves being home with his creator and wants nothing more then to be human.
    Other people have plans for him though, and it's a race against a mysterious man who seems to know everything about him. He needs to find somewhere safe to go, but when he's wounded and scared from an attempted execution, who can he trust?
    Hal finds out that not all humans are assholes and not all angels have wings.

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    "This is the final, you are the failing. This is the retro, you are the out of style. This is the grinding, you are the decay. This is the funeral, you are the casket." It's Primetime, and Dave Strider plans to make a performance for his audience.

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    2/?
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    Jake and his grandma live in a suburban home together. All is well and good with the two until Jake goes out to get food. When he returns he finds his grandmother at gunpoint and murdered right before his eyes. Jake finds the man and kills him, and is sent to prison where he meets Dirk, is shrink. They bond and Jake his sentenced to death.
    Dirk does some stupid things to help.

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    TT: Hello, Dirk.
    TT: I know you aren’t going to respond.
    TT: And that’s completely understandable.
    TT: However.
    TT: I feel like I may owe you an apology.

    In which an AI gets into a fight with his creator over pressing issues.

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    1/?
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    2
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    Dirkhal fic based off the quote
    "My dear girl, is it that you are so lonely that you had to create all this?”
    -Mark Z danielwinski.
    Also the very hungry caterpillar

    Language:
    English
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    641
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    1/1
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    10
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