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    For Dirk Week 2017 Day 4: Sad

    You don't feel lonely anymore.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    1: Amputation, Davesprite/Hal
    2. Decapitation, Dirk/His Own Gross Kinks
    3. Piercing/Bodymods, Bro/Grandpa
    4. Masks/Covered Mouth/Covered Eyes, Kankri and Karkat
    5. Surgery, Dirk Jake and Hal
    6. Stitches, Kurloz/Cronus
    7. Sollux/...Bees?
    8. Cyborg, Equius/Tavros

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    English
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    17,711
    Chapters:
    8/30
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1233
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    English
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    71,458
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    321
    Kudos:
    432
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    7543
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    Day 2 of Dirk Week: Happy

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    45
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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK DAY 6: Dom/sub

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    English
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    2,982
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    169
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    - Слушай, ни за что не поверю, что у тебя нет других дел, кроме как лезть мне под руку и донимать тупыми вопросами. Займись чем-нибудь полезным. Научись готовить.

    Language:
    Русский
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    1,646
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    12
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    TG: thats a fucking depressing joke btw
    TG: i mean even discounting the whole
    TG: dude named dave killing an evil supercomputer
    TG: thing

    in which hal and davesprite meet, become friends, and become family

    Language:
    English
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    6,967
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    252
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    You never wanted to work at Starbucks, but it lead to you meeting Hal- the jackass.

    Language:
    English
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    1,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    72
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    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,901
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2958
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    Two thousand years after the Sufferer freed humanity from enslavement by trollkind, the 8 Guardians are a mix of scientists, teachers, assassins, terrorists, and extremely successful anti psionics officers. After volunteering for a program to genetically engineer humans with psionic proficiency, each has joint ownership of the Kids with the human military.

    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. Manipulated on all sides into cooperating with terrorists and trolls, he may well tear a hole in Order at the cost of his own mind.

    Language:
    English
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    42,019
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    164
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    AR wants a body. Dirk’s going to take some convincing.

    Language:
    English
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    17,342
    Chapters:
    5/9
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1375
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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
    ~
    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    English
    Words:
    24,847
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1005
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    “Don’t worry,” he says. “It’s a relatively small surgery, and after running some calculations your chances of surviving are close to 100%.” Your eyes widen.

    “Surgery?”

    “Surgery, definition: A treatment on the body by incision or manipulation; an operation. The treatment here is for your incompatibility.”
    (Thanks to DraconicPenartastic for writing this with me!)

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    English
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    91
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and for the past sixteen years you've been living alone above the ocean. Today, you were supposed to play a game with your friends that would've changed everything. You would've met your bro, Roxy would've met her mom, and you both would've met your best friends.

    Instead, you wake up alone on a busy street.

    Language:
    English
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    12,137
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    559
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    What differs a synthetic mind from human reason?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,163
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    240
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    It's been so long since you had a proper body. The fact that this one is Dirk's is just a benefit. (Thanks to DraconicPenartastic for writing this with me!)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    375
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    101
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    The sequel to "On the Wire".

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,275
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    100
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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY 5: Tricksters

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    334
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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY 4: YOUR KINK

    my kink: nonbinary robots with interchangeable genital attachments

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    351
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    NSFW STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017 DAY 3: Outdoors/Public Place

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    337

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