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    Dirk doesn't really enjoy his birthday under normal circumstances, let alone when his friends have encouraged the whole new universe gang to get together out in the woods for a shindig. Hal takes him aside for a breather after demands that Dirk give a speech leave him feeling disconnected and depressed. Roxy runs interference, shenanigans ensue.

     

    *Sexy* shenanigans.

    Takes place after Remember To Say Please And Thank You

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    8/?
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    It’s more than a little strange considering you know basically everything about her and now you realize that she only knows bits and pieces about your life outside that office. At this point you should just ask her to find another therapist if it makes her uncomfortable to know about you. You're friends now, it’s happened.

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    9/?
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    John x Striders!
    Some will be drabbles and some will be full length. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    6/30
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    32
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    2
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    I like you.
    Had anyone ever said that to him?

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    1/1
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    6
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    10
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    Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back.

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    14/?
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    After the events of the game, Dave wakes up in a universe that is familiarly unfamiliar. Sburb didn't happen, all their guardians are alive, and Bro is...different.

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    14/?
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    What if Person of Interest happened, but all of the main characters were Homestuck characters? Dirk Strider, a mysterious computer programmer, sets out to save humans from themselves one by one under an extremely good assumed name. He's aided by Jake English, an ex-CIA operative assumed dead who wants to make up for the sins of his past. Together they fight crime. And there are like one literal thousand other people that either need saving or are trying to kill them.

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    There's a reason the Ebon Empire stopped trying to make cybernetically enhanced trolls.
    They all went insane.
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    In which AR discovers that kidnapping rarely solves more problems than it creates, Mituna breaks out of a lab (with some help), and Seb continues to take good care of his Bro.

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    11/?
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    sometimes when you propose a new idea in the bedroom, it works out better than expected? (results may vary.)

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    1
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    22/?
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    5
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    The dead trolls, Davesprite, Hal and the dead Vriska killed by Terezi are all alive again. And human. While the winners of the game are well into their new lives on Earth C, everyone else was thrown into yet another Sburb session. The Gamma universe, to be exact, with the aid of Davesprite's mostly intact memory and the also alive again dancestors, there mission is to come out with all of them alive this time

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    11/?
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    4
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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

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    7/?
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    Jake finds himself as a page boy for the King of Derse where he completely makes a fool of himself. His is trying to get back to his family but has grown a liking to the family. However, unexpected things are happening the people and world around him and he can't figure out how or why. He doesn't realize that he has become a root of so many problems until he gets mixed into the wrong business of everything.

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    "Humanity must tread carefully as we usher in the age of AI, lest we replace ourselves with an immortal race of metallic fuck gods. Robots can fuck all day and fuck all night without getting tired, and look jacked as hell without ever hitting the gym. It's up to whether artificial intelligence fucks for mankind, or fucks against it." - Ray Kurzweil

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    The game is over, Alpha Earth resets to 2009, and Dirk's bro doesn't live up to expectations. The movie director who appears so chill and stoic in interviews is actually a talkative, needy dweeb like his teenage counterpart. It's not a bad thing, as far as Dirk's concerned.

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    A crossover fic between Homestuck and Stardew Valley. Dirk Strider and Shane fall in love.

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    1/2
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    8
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    4
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    86
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    You the reader are a rebellious young twenty one year old, stranded on a strange island with no memory of how you ended up there are forced to adapt to your current situation and stay alive of this strange island full of strange beasts. Luckily you are taken under the care of a loving companion though, you aren't expecting the two of you to run into another human let along a sexy and sweet gentlemen who calls himself Jake English. Do you fall in love or do you walk away from the amazing man?

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    2/?
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    17
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    219
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    For the Sunguard Site Write challenge, once again I'm editing and posting my entries (this time from February) over March. I've got a new fandom I've embraced and a new OTP to write stuff about, so please enjoy. I will again post the finale story once it's completed and edited, closer to the end of March.
    __
    Once again, big thanks to all my friends and readers on tumblr, I love you.

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    "Nothing’s Fair in Love and War...and V8" is a hella rad tale of heroes and stupidity, narrated by everyone’s favorite pair of scalene triangles, the Auto-Responder, broadcasting live from Jane’s computer!

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    This is basically just a crack summary of "Nothing's Fair in Love and War" in celebration of the one year anniversary of the first chapter, so you may want to read that before venturing into the second level of hell...

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    3
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    2
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    40

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