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    The Game has finally been won. That doesn't mean it's over, though. The Universe Tadpole is taking its sweet time growing up, there are some loose ends that need tying, and questions left unanswered.

    Besides, there's also a debt to repay, and a self-sacrificing pain-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn before he ends up in afterlife jail or some shit. You know, the usual stuff.

    The usual stuff that, of course, manages to open up an even BIGGER can of worms than Bec Noir, the Batterwitch, and the Saw-obsessed shit-talking alien brat turned universe-destroying timelord with a billiard ball themed leprechaun gang combined.

    No one is surprised by this.

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    It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.

    This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?

    It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.

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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider and you deal with your problems in the worst way possible. The worst way possible has blue eyes, dark hair, and never locks his damn window. Anybody could climb in. Anybody, like you for instance.
    Luckily he was waiting for you.
    He always is.

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    Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    They haven’t touched in some time.
    Not like this.
    Not since Hal started looking at Dave, five foot eight and eclectic music taste and a smile like whiplash, like he hung the moon and stars.
    Not since Dirk started looking at evaluations of the Turing test and the Dartmouth proposal at five in the morning, burning through his early morning classes with red text and red miles behind his eyelids.

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    Sawtooth smooths out his suspicions about Lil' Hal Jr. with a short game of Twenty Questions with AR.

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    Darcy Lewis has secrets, its time one of them is found out.

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    You find yourself reliving the worst moment of your life.

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    Brobot is dying. In his final moments, someone comes to him.

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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

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    22/?
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    hal asks (commands) dirk to make love to him. for science

    the dirk/jake/hal is only referenced, this is dirk/hal first and foremost

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    Ну и что? Джон, ты влюбился в этого гребаного идиота, мы поняли это еще в блядском марте, помнишь? Любовь не ждет. Она здесь и сейчас, и ты, блядь, должен идти в ее объятия, когда она зовет, потому что, если ты проебешь этот шанс, второго не будет.
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    История, разворачивающаяся на протяжении многих лет: о первом увлечении, влюбленности и взрослении, и обо всех радостях и печалях, которые они приносят.

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    34/?
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    What would you do, If you only had one chance?

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    The Saturday that Jane arrived at Dirk’s house completely unannounced in nothing but a plain white sundress and a bittersweet expression on her pudgy face, Dirk had the gut feeling that something was shifting in the universe. Maybe, he thought at the time, he should contact Jade about it. Instead, he invited her in.
    Little did he know, it would turn his usual schedule on its proverbial head.

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    Hal makes an attempt at revealing his 'greatest' project success: Lil' Hal Jr., to his fellow robots. It doesn't go well at all.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    It's a pretty lonely world when your only companion is an A.I. reflection of yourself and your only remaining family has abandoned you.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    28
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    6
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    set in a high fantasy AU with magic and constructs.

    prompt : how differently would Dirk and Jakes relationship be if dirk was the one isolated from human contact (not counting the ghost if his twin Hal) and Jake was the one living in a village filled with people.

    well, not normal people but we'll get to that.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    2
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