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    ***SERIOUS SELF HARM WARNING***
    Like its completely all about self harm sorry

    Vent Homestuck Fic about sad Dirk

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    “I was informed that you were dead,” he says instead. The years have not been unkind to him, but Dirk is coiled tight and tense, anger and loss and years in which he changed etched into his skin.
    “As was the rest of Derse, as has become apparent.” Dirk steps into the workshop unbidden, and Hal does not protest it, even though it sets him on edge. This was, after all, once his space. But it is Hal’s now, and there is a part of him that wants Dirk to see that.

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    Dirk/Hal, Alpha/Beta/Omega

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    If you looked at his facebook profile, under relationship, it'd say "it's complicated". i didn't know if that meant with me or himself.

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    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

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    “Hal, listen,” there was a quiet sigh and a momentary pause before orange hues met his own red, and while Dirk’s face gave away nothing, those eyes told a different story.

    A story he didn’t want to read.

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    They haven’t touched in some time.
    Not like this.
    Not since Hal started looking at Dave, five foot eight and eclectic music taste and a smile like whiplash, like he hung the moon and stars.
    Not since Dirk started looking at evaluations of the Turing test and the Dartmouth proposal at five in the morning, burning through his early morning classes with red text and red miles behind his eyelids.

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    hal asks (commands) dirk to make love to him. for science

    the dirk/jake/hal is only referenced, this is dirk/hal first and foremost

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    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are OFFICIALLY PERPLEXED.

    You have just received a strange package from your pal DIRK STRIDER, which you find somewhat concerning despite its general tone of GLIB HYPERVERBOSITY. Mainly because it includes several ITEMS OF IMMENSE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE that you happen to know for a fact he’d rather not part with, and with which you could probably make a KILLING on EBAY.

    Maybe this huge file that just arrived in your inbox from Dirk’s EQUALLY INSCRUTABLE DIGITAL DOPPELGANGER will clear things up.

    Jane: Read this weird letter.

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    13/?
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    “What all manner of dealing you thinking at?” Gamzee’s eyes stayed hungry on Dirk.

    “Oh.” Dirk blinked. He looked from Hal to Kurloz and back to Gamzee, brows quirking together in a problem-solving face. “Haven’t really needed to do a four-way shadow kink negotiation before. Hm."

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    Dirk's a boy, Hal's an android shark. This is a joke that went too far.

    Dirk isn't relaxed, even when on vacation, but Hal decides to push him into a slightly questionable zone to help him out with his problem.

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    You are cool and collected as always, the thrill settling deep in your bones like it’s sated a hunger, a knot finally untangled; Dirk is similar, shaded eyes hooded, face impassive, but the tense set of his shoulders and the slight curl of his mouth betrays him; and Hal, Hal’s jittery and bright with a near manic grin stretching his lips, stray splatters of blood painting his face like another set of freckles, his hands tucked into his pockets so his fingers don’t shake with residual excitement.

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    A Dirk and Hal sidefic set the night before chapter 25 of MC Escher. Comprises the free will section: >Dave: Be Dirk fourteen hours ago

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    It's over, isn't it?
    Why do you remember?
    Why does it feel like your heart has been ripped out of your chest?

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    The universe ended.
    Even yet so, you still feel you should belong to him.
    Not even the end of the world can change the ownership between you.
    It feels like it should bother you, but it doesn't.
    Maybe it's part of why you missed him so bad.....

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    With eyes narrowed and head slanted an inch too far, he tells you that maybe, at times, you should turn and look the other way.
     

    (Or; Dirk inevitably gets fucked (up) by both everything, and nothing at the same time.)

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    hal and dirk play with piss

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    “A.I. don’t have emotions”

    How many times did he heard those words already?
    Never enough to convince himself,
    never enough to stop caring.
    Because he did, he cared for what he said, for what he thought about him.
    And at that point was useless to say that those thoughts were never positive ones.

    How could they be anything but angry remarks when Dirk Strider was incapable of loving himself?

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    You name is Dirk Strider and you have always been Dirk Strider. This wasn't a concept that would have ever been debated before in your life, but today that concept seems to be crumbling. You are Dirk Strider. What would it even mean to be someone else?

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    Hal’s relationship with Dirk is deteriorating for reasons unknown, until he discovers a secret that destroys it entirely. It will take a disaster to show him that even the widest rifts can mend, and that there might have been something more to Dirk’s misguided intentions.

    The story of an android and his creator, as they approach the events of Sburb.

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