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After a girl finishes, in her opinion, the saddest book ever her mother gives her a set of books...The Twilight Saga. After laughing her way through like three chapters she has an idea. That something as stupid as sparkling vampires can't be made up, and to prove her theroy she must POKE ONE. Join her and her best friend and her handy taser gun as she goes on her quest to POKE A SPARKLEPIRE! (THIS IS ONE OF MY WORKS FROM FANFICTION.NET I JUST THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WOULD APPRECIATE IT BETTER)
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Purgatory and Pancakes by china_shop for mergatrude
due South, Canadian Actor RPF, Fandom RPF
1 May 2008
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In which I attempt to repair the llama.
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In which Hugh slashes mergatrude and me.
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"The llama is a Lateral Love-triangle Adjustment Module Animatronic," I explain. "She should be able to simplify matters."
Fraser exchanges a glance with Dief, and then gets to his feet. "How?"
"Um, I'm not entirely sure," I tell him. "She wasn't very clear on the specifics. At least, she may have been, but I'm not very fluent in camelid."Series
- Part 2 of To Each, His Own
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In which Fraser and Ray ask Callum and Hugh a favor by china_shop
due South, Canadian Actor RPF, Fandom RPF
3 Dec 2007
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"So, ladies," says Hugh, lighting two cigarettes and handing one to Callum, "what can we do you for?"
Fraser sits up slightly straighter. "Actually, we have a favour to ask."Series
- Part 1 of To Each, His Own
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This is the way we celebrate: not with a bang but with a snore by china_shop for mergatrude, sageness
Fandom RPF
12 Nov 2007
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Sage and I stagger down the B Deck looking for you. We're both wiped from three weeks of modding the hell out of DS Match, and Sage looks like I feel -- like she could use a drink, some cheesecake, another drink, a nap, and then maybe a drink.
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Other!me rolls her eyes. "You are to me what Callum is to Ray. By which I mean, you think you're realer than me." She pokes me in the solar plexus. "But you're not."
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No One Could Blame You For Walking Away by china_shop, mergatrude for mergatrude
due South, Canadian Actor RPF, Fandom RPF, Hard Core Logo (1996), Wilby Wonderful (2004), Battlestar Galactica (2003), Stargate Atlantis, Labyrinth (1986), Supernatural
8 Oct 2006
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I've been putting off rescuing the llama as long as I can, trying to convince you that's she's not missing, I've just internalised her. But I can't avoid the vehicle deck any longer. It's not just Albuquerque anymore. You're down there, apparently under some kind of spell, and I have to stop you before you vanish completely.
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- Part 3 of Vehicle Deck series
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A Tale of Inconceivable High-Falutin’ Higgledy-Piggledy Doom by china_shop for sageness
due South, Canadian Actor RPF, Fandom RPF, Hard Core Logo (1996)
6 Jul 2006
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"Okay," says Sage, summing up the situation. "We're being held hostage by alien eugenicist hijackers who want us to provide them with future sons-in-law fathered by Ray Kowalski."
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- Part 1 of Vehicle Deck series
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"It's just that some of the AUs are more plausible than others," you conclude triumphantly.
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The Curious Incident of the Yoga in the Afternoon by china_shop for woolly_socks
due South, Canadian Actor RPF, Fandom RPF
5 May 2006
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I pat you. "It's okay. It's the cruiseliner. We're Mary-Sues. We're going to be super-bendy and co-ordinated."
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Sous-chef Callum comes out of the cold store with his arms full of spinach or bok choy or some other green leafy thing, and he's chewing gum and smiling to himself like he's got a secret, and we both kind of slide off the counter helplessly because he is just. that. hot.
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"Three castaways." Fraser's posture's all straight and businesslike now. "We'd better tell the captain."
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"Time zones?" Fraser asks, his face turning serious. "You may be meddling in forces far beyond your control. You do realize it isn't safe to--"
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Callum and Hugh are stretched out lazily in adjacent deck chairs, wearing t-shirts and shorts, both barefoot, both with sunglasses. Hands tangled together loosely.
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We make random strangers have sex with each other, oh, no problem! But what if our internet associates don't want to go on a cruise?! OMG!?
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With a graceful shrug, Ray turns to you and slides an arm around your waist, scooping up your other hand and leading you to the centre of the dance floor.
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I perch myself on the corner of the couch, and wonder a tad anxiously whether this is angry!violent!irritable!Ray or amused-with-the-world!slightly-confused!good-humored!Ray. Or, uh, slutty!Ray.
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Oh, fine. Go make out with fireman!Ray and leave me lying around unconscious. See if I care.
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We need disguises! Shall we dress up as Mounties? If we did, would Fraser arrest us?