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    For months, Regina has tried to find a way to save Emma. Tasked with delivering yet another hope speech, as the Dark One refuses to listen to anyone else, she realizes she has none to give and Emma finally opens up.

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    29/30
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    714
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    How Daichi sends the wrong message to the right person.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    "Kid leaned back against his pillows and threw his arms over his head with a dramatic groan. “Did you see his aaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss?”

    “Yes, Captain, I saw his ass; it’s very nice. I’m not sure how much he appreciated your grabbing it, though.”

    “I couldn’t heeeeeeeelp it. Did you see how long his fingers are? And his innnnnnk? Probably he’s the one, Killer.”

    “Probably your brain is bleeding, you idiot,” Killer retorted."

     

    Killer has to take Kid to the ER and things take an interesting turn.

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    10/?
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    11
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    Nick and Judy are drawn into an investigation of one of Zootopia’s fiercest crime families. Through action and mystery, their skills will be put to the test. Plus Wildehopps. Now rated E for all the reasons.

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    44,494
    Chapters:
    11/12
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    91
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    134
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    4215
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    Amrita Pearson's life is turned upside down when her mother dies. Not only does she lose the only parent she has ever known but she also finds out that she is Tony Stark's long lost sister. How will she cope with this giant revelation? and how will she navigate the tension between the avengers after their civil war?

    (Sorry I am absolutely terrible at summaries)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    This is a compilation of one-shots based on the Ensemble Stars characters and set in the week before Christmas. Every chapter is an independent story so you can read any of them regardless the other ones. All the main characters appear in one or more stories. All 36.
    The cast of each one-shot is in the first line of each chapter.

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    English
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    4,628
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    4
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    17
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    Check individual chapters for summaries.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    "Hold my son for a moment," says the Viktor Nikiforov, live in the flesh, sweaty and panting.

    "Wha—" Yuuri can't even begin to comprehend what's going on before Viktor is gone, and there's a child in his arms.

    (in which yuuri is a simple barista, viktor is a famous movie star, and yuri is an 8 year old kid stuck in the middle of it.)

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    English
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    39,725
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    1
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    2004
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    6554
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    1382
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    “I just can’t stop thinking that someone must’ve followed us,” Simon whispered. “You know, like some FBI shit or something.”

    Raphael shot him a disbelieving look.

    “You never know,” Simon insisted, eyes trailing across the room once more. “Look, he looks like a fucking spy, doesn’t he?” Simon subtly inclined his head to the right, where a middle aged man was reading a newspaper and occasionally sipping his coffee while leaning against the wall.

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    Chapters:
    13/19
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    151
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    27
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    "I think I should go or else he's going to kill me," Oikawa said with a sigh and ran his fingers through his mussed up hair, "But I absolutely wouldn't mind seeing you later again." He winked at him, and Kageyama felt like the protagonist of some bad American romcom movie, but he couldn't deny that it was somehow attractive nevertheless.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
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    71
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    7
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    Aaron goes out one night and meets a man in a bar, they went back to his flat and had drunk sex. A few days later, Aaron sees this man again...he is Aarons new Business Studies lecturer. Aaron is crushing like a school girl yet he ignores the feelings and avoids Robert. As much as Robert tries to fight the feelings he has for his student, he can't and tries providing himself with excuses to see Aaron, they can't avoid each other forever.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    351
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    14
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    Thrown into a world I know everything about, obviously it’s my destiny to save everyone. Unfortunately for me, real life is not as easy as it seems. With no combat abilities and little-to-no real-life skills, how on earth can I make a difference in this story?

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    English
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    20,677
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    26
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    3
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    327
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    Sherlock decides to take John's advice.

    Thanks goes to my friend and beta, Phoenix_Rose.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    80
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    2
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    eomma: namjoon honey

    Dad: Yes hyung?

    eomma: why is the sink on fire

    Dad: um

    JimJims: oooooooooooooh joonies in troubleeee

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    52,846
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
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    155
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    24
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    2215
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    'Silently, he prayed that no one would come to fill the empty room next to his. He entertained the thought of them converting it into another utility space, perhaps a convenient spot for another copier or scanner.'

    In which Francis occupies the office next to Arthur, and the two engage each other in fascinating ways.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    Grisha left for the Ackerman house

    With his son and a case of medical supplies.

    When he gets back he'll be crushed like a mouse

    Because his wife is in for a very nasty surprise.

    Or:

    A short poem about what happens when Grisha is forced to tell Carla that their son just murdered two guys and coerced a little girl to help him kill the third shortly before he adopted said little girl and brought her back to live with them as one big happy murderous family.

    Needless to say, it doesn't go well for him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Anna:
    Shitty situations happen to people all the time. What for? Hell. It could be to set us up to be in just the right place at just the right time. Fate? I mean... maybe being beaten down long enough eventually pushes you to going through with those wild ideas that normally would have made you blush with horror for just thinking about it. Like say... Inviting a totally gorgeous stranger in an airport, who also happens to get delayed on their flight, to share a hotel room with you for the night..
    Hypothetically.

    I still fucking hate flying. (But I have an idea how to let off some pent up steam.. )

     

    I swear though, if you were in my shoes...

    God.

    ...Am I really going to do this?

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    23,920
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    243
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    The first time Imra Trevelyan meets the fabled Garrett Hawke she is far from being even remotely impressed. Oh sure, he is easy on the eyes with his rugged features, fierce eyes and muscled body, but mentally he appears to have the social skills of a child.

    A snarky, armed and unbelievable child who currently is trying to bring together enough intelligence to form a coherent sentence.

    And failing. Horribly.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
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    5
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    The thing is… Their plans have a history of not going accordingly so when they finally do, maybe they build a confidence a bit too quickly. Breaking Magnus out turns out to be indeed a formality. Selling the ruby, too. So what could possibly go wrong now?

    In which our team of misfits has to deal with the consequences of messing with a dangerous man and again, everything goes according to plan. Or not.

    Part two of The Avengers Initiative. This will make no sense at all if you haven't read part one.

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    English
    Words:
    94,925
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    780
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    1092
    Bookmarks:
    151
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