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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    Ich kramte also meine Einkaufsliste hervor und begann sie chronologisch abzuarbeiten. Ich steuerte erst die Abteilung mit den Lebensmitteln an, packte das ein oder andere wichtige Teil zu den Erbsen und kam dann zu den letzten Punkten.

    m: Chronologisch? Was ist das für eine Einkaufsliste? Sind die Sachen nach Verfallsdatum gelistet und danach geht er die durch oder...??? Die Autorin weiß wohl nicht ganz, was das Wort bedeutet?
    z: Wobei wir wieder bei den Fremdwörtern wären... xD Fail.

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    It doesn’t matter how many times they’ve done this—slinking through somewhere off-limits in the dead of night—the rush of the heist never seems to fade. Adrenaline buzzes under Kuroo’s skin as he and his crew slip through the dark, empty hallways of the Tokyo National Museum. Oikawa catches sight of him and laughs. It’s a muted, giddy thing, and Kuroo can’t help but join in. This is his crew, his team, and they’ve just stolen a masterpiece— again.

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    Rick is a lonely, awkward, kinda dorky traffic cop who is divorced from Shane, his first and only relationship. After pulling over a Doritos truck on I-75, Rick finds himself infatuated with the very kind and very good looking truck driver, Daryl Dixon. As they cross paths again, they begin a very satisfying Dom/sub relationship that gives Rick everything he never knew he needed.

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    Tobias Howl and his best-friend Judy Hopps had big dreams. His to be a DJ, hers to be the first bunny cop. As Judy struggles being a simple meter maid, she finds herself on a case to find a missing otter and drags not just Tobias but a certain con artist of a fox along for the ride as well. Forming a very unlikely trio of a wolf, a fox and a little bunny.

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    Remus Lupin is a Real Estate agent trying to sell Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. Sirius Black is the resident ghost making it really hard for Remus.

    Based off Tumblr post:

    Ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

    Real estate agent: chill, its me.

    Ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

    Real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

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    If you had told a 17 year old Nico that he'd meet a stranger by his school who would change his life forever, he would've laughed at you. if you had told him that he'd be thrown into a whole world of supernatural creatures, he would've given you a strange look and backed away. If you had told him that he'd end up dying, or losing his one true love, he would've called the police about a crazy drunk person threatening him.

    Now, he's not so sure.
    Because those sentences pretty much summarized what lay ahead of him.

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    AU

    On the day of the apocalypse, monsters emerged to wipe out humanity, and vampires came in to rule. After two years of fighting, the Japanese Imperial Demon Army had decided to form a peace treaty with the vampire race in order to survive the monstrous Four Horsemen of John.

    Four years after the formation of the treaty, 16 year-old Yuichiro Hyakuya is learning to try to deal with living with the bloodsuckers that had taken his family from him. Under the teaching of his guardian, Guren, he has been able to obtain his own cursed gear to battle monsters. The boy is still bitter about the vampires until he comes across the beautiful prince one night.

    After four years of living as a vampire since the tender age of 12, young vampire prince Mikaela must deal with the idea of humans competing for his hand, as it was discussed with Queen Krul Tepes, his surrogate mother who sired him. However, his fateful night with a human boy might just give him some hope that maybe now he choose hid own fate.

    However, both boys must face the possibility that others will win Mikaela's hand, and Yuichiro must fight tooth and nail for the one he wants the most.

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    The first time Imra Trevelyan meets the fabled Garrett Hawke she is far from being even remotely impressed. Oh sure, he is easy on the eyes with his rugged features, fierce eyes and muscled body, but mentally he appears to have the social skills of a child.

    A snarky, armed and unbelievable child who currently is trying to bring together enough intelligence to form a coherent sentence.

    And failing. Horribly.

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    Facebook posts representing some events in the life of our beloved Hamilton characters.

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    He loved to take pictures, to capture the beauty of something and share it with the world. To examine it forever even if it isn't meant to exist for eternity. Eren wanted people to appreciate the beauty that everything held, even if it was held under the surface. When you photograph a face, you photograph the soul behind it; capturing it in that very picture to keep forever.

    Never did Eren think that just maybe, someone would want to capture him instead.

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    a vaguely chronological look at the many, many years robert and aaron did get to have together after the car crash.

    or, alternatively, snapshots of a life well lived.

     
    #33 - robert could fix a lot of things for his husband, but the one thing he couldn't do was reach into aaron's head and take away the memories of gordon that still surfaced every now and then, threatening to shatter their picture perfect life together.

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    Three months after Bucky moves into the Tower - nine months since Insight - Bucky thinks he is getting a handle on his identity and the world he now lives in. But his mind is a collection of broken glass, and when the hallucination comes Bucky thinks he should really be more surprised.

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    15/?
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    Steve and Tony go through therapy post Civil War.

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    Aaron goes out one night and meets a man in a bar, they went back to his flat and had drunk sex. A few days later, Aaron sees this man again...he is Aarons new Business Studies lecturer. Aaron is crushing like a school girl yet he ignores the feelings and avoids Robert. As much as Robert tries to fight the feelings he has for his student, he can't and tries providing himself with excuses to see Aaron, they can't avoid each other forever.

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    December 4/31: morning ritual

    Bruce always makes breakfast. Always. So what the hell do the Avengers do when Bruce is in the hospital? They mournfully ruin everything.

    Domestic Avengers are domestic.
    This has more angst than anticipated.

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    La Fay Publishing. Or hell as Merlin likes to call it. And on top of all that the witch has decided to make him suffer further by taking on a new client – Arthur Pendragon. Modern AU.

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    Tony doesn't remember Peppers phone number. How can he NOT remember her number?! He is literally a genius, but he's unable to remember a fucking phone number?

    Then again, he does get a new friend out of it.

    Maybe something a little more than a friend?

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    This based off of Kylo's rumored costume change for Episode VIII. Kylo has decided he needs to change up his look and it has caused a furor on the Finalizer. Hux doesn't appreciate the disruption and asks Rey to do something. Things go as well as expected. It's been a long time since I've updated this series so here we go.

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    Based on the song War of Hearts by Ruelle.

    ***

    "“You cannot say we “sealed the deal” in the back of the Impala, Dean.”

    “Oh come on,” Dean laughed, “people will believe that.”

    “That’s what I’m worried about.”"

    ***

    What Dean and Lisa had, wasn't real. The only one who doesn't know that is Lisa. The only solution to that problem? Start "dating" your best friend Castiel. Can they make it through this without possibly ruining their entire friendship? Or will they defy everything and make this work?

    ***

    I'm going to try and update a few times this week to make up for my absence. Please take this as a peace offering :)

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