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    Undercover/business/friends first AU/ a little OOC

    Emma Swan and Killian Jones are rival executives at their Fortune 500 company, with Emma in New York and Killian in London, England. They begin a friendship over email (blind to the other's appearance) that is promising, but it all ends when someone is stealing intellectual property from the company (and something more deadly then this) and Emma has to go undercover and work for Killian without revealing her identity, as the prime suspect is Killian Jones and Emma Swan herself.

    Can Emma balance her double identity? When will Killian figure it all out?
    Oh yeah- and will Gold murder them both before they can figure out what they have on him?
    How much longer until I have to change the rating?

    REALLY HARD TO EXPLAIN- Please just give it a try.....I PROMISE MORE FUN THAN IT SOUNDS

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    24/?
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    Derek Hale is in love with the autumn aroma given off by Stiles. He'll do anything to get to that fresh-smelling kid. Or at least, that's what he'd like to think.

    Meanwhile, Stiles is a pushover stuck in a relationship with a neurotic beast who gives no regard to manners or being human. And he really, really sucks at confrontation. Which is exactly why he gets Derek involved... For better or worse.

    ***Extreme Malia Bashing- You've Been Warned***

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    4
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    Levi, the hottest and the most sought actor in his generation who, not only can act but can also sing making women, young and old, swoon over him. He’s also Jean Kirschstein’s, a newbie in the singing industry who got famous overnight, self-proclaimed rival in the looks, singing and popularity department.

    And then there’s Eren who’s a devoted fan who would do anything to please his ‘prince charming’.

    P.S.
    Eren may or may not like fairy tales.

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    48/?
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    Morgens in der Schwarzwohnung um halb acht....

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    A 12 Chapter Series in which a financially strained Dean and Cas set out to make a few extra Euros in tips by filming watersports and omorashi porn and uploading it online.

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    Chapters:
    10/13
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    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    ANBU must be prepared for death at all times, and Sakura would never live it down if she died a virgin. Ino and Sakura devise a to-do list – the kind that would make even Kakashi blush.

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    4/?
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    10
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    Levi hated Mondays.
    He hated Psychiatric wards too. He also hated the fact that he didn't check the date on his milk this morning, because he's been hallucinating all day. He hated the dirty, barefooted brunet brat and his stupid sparkly eyes that couldn't seem to settle on one color. He hated the way his fingers fit in-between the boy's own like pieces of a puzzle. He hated the warmth the boy gave off then they touched, and the way he blushed like the naïve little shit he was. And he definitely hated the way that twig of a boy easily solidified Levi's sexual preference.
    Oh yeah.
    Can't forget that one other thing. Something about the brat being a genetically engineered weapon of mass destruction and shit?
    Yeah, that thing.
    Damn, He was so sure that milk still had a week left.

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    Based on Tumblr user korrakun's post, "my favorite college experience is when i had a 7 am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing"

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    1/1
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    11
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    What if instead of four little male turtles, Splinter also took care of a female human? Something like an Alternate Universe deal with a great big story! Hope you like it :3 btw, do not own the TMNT. Inspired by the 2014 TMNT movie. Don't be afraid to comment and tell me where I'm doing well or horribly! This is my first big story!

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    When Sheild apprehends two teenage threats, interesting events ensue. The teens are very young Clint and Natasha. Having worked together their entire lives, they are both very nervous about finally trusting people. However the Avengers are determined to make them feel loved. With an Evil Barney a REALLY Nice Loki Darcy on caffeine and a TON of hurt and even more comfort....I have no idea why I wrote this? Please read it and comment the beginning is horrible but it got better. I don't know what's wrong with me? BUT I HAVE NO REGRETS!!!!!!!!! Right?

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    53/?
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    Danny ist zu Besuch bei Lord Sinclair - ihre Freizeitgestaltung ist sehr "englisch".

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    You have been connected to a random online member. Why don’t you introduce yourself?
    The University of Trost recently started a new program to connect freshmen online to each other along with older students by launching an online chat system. Students are able log in with a school-issued student number and identify themselves by their year and field of study. They can then specify who they wish to be connected with.

    Eren Jaeger is a freshmen at the school who was actually excited by the idea and logs on nearly immediately. Levi, on the other hand, is a senior who was forced to mentor a freshman student.

    A story told almost completely in instant messages, texts, and dialogues. Experimental.

    Updates at least once daily (hopefully). Short chapters.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    22
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    Harry isn’t one for parties. He isn’t one for people, either. Or alcohol. So, stood awkwardly against a wall at a university frat party is not how he wanted to spend his Friday evening. Louis, however, had no problem downing shots at the impromptu bar and dancing with any remotely attractive guy willingly. So, a game of 7 Minutes of Heaven with a curly haired lad that tasted of peppermint was just how he wanted to spend his Friday evening.

    All rights to @cuddle.me.stylinson™ © 2014

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    1/?
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    2
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    1
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    ‘’What is it?’’ Levi asks, and he might as well need Botox to even out the wrinkles shaping on his forehead because of how much he has been scowling lately. He just wants to fix Eren since the latter has been out of control the last couple of days, and even knocked over a vase yesterday in a frenzy.

    ‘’I think Eren’s preparing for a heat period...’’ Hange suggests, looking immensely fascinated.

    Something blanks out in Levi’s brain. ‘’A heat,’’ he repeats. ‘’What the fuck is that?’’

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    21
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    A collection of the short ficlets I wrote on tumblr. TBC

     

    BIG December 20th update

    Chapter 15: Charles raids the wrong wardrobe.
    Chapter 16: Old Dudes In Love! And Sudoku.
    Chapter 17: More Kurt/Logan.
    Chapter 18: Erik has a little surprise for Charles and Logan.
    Chapter 19: College dorm shenanigans (or: Don't put your limbs in there, Sean).
    Chapter 20: Morning Fluff
    Chapter 21: Erik doesn't take the ending of Firefly too well.

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    21/?
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    3
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    Anna is completing her training to join the army of Arendelle. With a war lurking in the corner, she'll soon find herself serving under the General Elsa Arendelle's command.

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    It all started with Tywin trying to convince his King that a match between his daughter and the Prince was desirable and rewarding. Yet it somehow degenerated into a shipping war.

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    3,349
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    50
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    What are the chances that Santa Claus is real? What are the chances that he would catch Santa Claus fall off his roof, sprain his leg, and watch him talk to a fucking snow globe? There is no logical explanation. Neither logic or the laws of Physics apply to Santa's Workshop, after all.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    Korra and Asami hang out in the spirit world together or whatever

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    They say love is blind, but Frank's taking that to a more literal sense. So many people try to distance themselves from being called normal, but that's really all Frank wants. He's sick of being different. He's also sick of being alone, but he's made himself comfortable with it. To be blind is to be alone. Or at least he'd had every intention to be alone until he met Gerard. All Frank wants is to be normal, but it's Gerard who wants to make him see that he's far from it. Frank can't see with his eyes, but with his heart he sees Gerard, and he sees the beauty there.

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    English
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    88,288
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    671
    Kudos:
    479
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    5703

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