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    Steve Rogers has no idea why he wants to hang out with this guy. He's not sure how Natasha has put up with him for so long.
    Bucky Barnes has no idea why there are so many rules to all this nerd stuff. Natasha always makes it look so easy.

    In which Steve works at a comic book shop, Bucky is a football player, Clint is either the worst or best Dungeon Master in the world, and Natasha puts up with a lot.

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    Frank has been in love with Gerard for years, but Gerard’s never noticed. No, instead Gerard tries setting up his roommate with dates, unaware that Frank wants no one but him. Frank settles with the fact that Gerard will never love him back, so he sets out to forget him. Everyone knows that Frank’s in love except for Gerard, but he certainly does notice it when Frank falls for someone else.

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    23/?
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    A text conversation with Carlos spirals out of control when SIRI decides that she wants her voice to be heard.

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    Mesdames et Messieurs, les Maîtres de la Keyblade.

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    Sometimes Klavier overdoes it, and his little forehead has to help him out.
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    In which Apollo is a socially akward chicken nugget and Klav ruins everything. Also Edgeworth is there

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    Being an assistant manager for the schools play production is a fun role to have. Of course, who wouldn't love having power over people? Arthur Kirkland loved this role, everyone who wasn't a higher position of power on set obeyed him. Everyone, except the new Freshman who was rumored to be more than just a stage lackey.

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    Kuroko s not feeling well and visits the doctor, the answer he get's it's not what he expected and he should have warned the others...

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    Everyone accidentally get's pregnant...

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    'Michael was panting, his cheeks flaming as red as the flyaway hair sticking to his forehead. He seemed to be attempting to sweat all of his face paint off which was gross as fuck but Calum looked gorgeous and there was black lipstick smeared everywhere and Michael had never had hot zombie-actor-sex in the backseat of his car before but he was so down, he swears.'

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    “Any idea why Rodney’s been slamming things around all day?” John slid into the chair next to Elizabeth, “Or why he’s been yelling at his minions more than usual?”
    “I’d better go finish-” D tried to stand.
    “Sit,” Elizabeth ordered, “Would you like to answer the Colonel’s question, Dr. Vaughn?”
    “Not particularly, ma’am,” D shook her head.
    “What happened?” John looked between them.
    “D,” Elizabeth raised an eyebrow.
    D smiled politely, “He’s an egotistical jackass with poor social skills?”
    Elizabeth gave D a hard stare.
    “It was suggested to me,” D stated flatly, “that I should find a healthier outlet for my anger than the last method I employed. I was annoyed with Dr. McKay so I decided to get even with him in a non-violent manner. I wrote my report on the MTI in three different languages, knowing that he didn’t understand any of them.”
    “And?” Elizabeth prompted.
    “And when he came to confront me about it,” D continued her recitation, “I antagonized him further by being deliberately obtuse in my responses. Also, before I left I insulted his ego by implying he wouldn’t understand the words in the report anyway.”
    “Yeah,” John drawled, “That’d do it.”

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    25/?
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    If you asked her now, she wouldn’t be able to tell you what came over her on that afternoon. The impulse, of course, is easy enough to explain – a mental image of it had materialized on more than one occasion. But what had actually propelled her to act? What made Molly Hooper, during a criminal investigation, smack Sherlock Holmes’s bum? She just doesn’t know. Of course, no one is complaining about the chain reaction that followed. So the question’s hardly relevant.

    A Sherlolly origins story, set post Series Three.

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    Suga woke up to a hard-on and someone kissing his neck.
    Daichi, most likely. Hopefully.

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    “Do you remember how we used to make paper flowers when we were kids?” she was desperate not to sound desperate.
    "No," he did remembe

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    Rin made the mistake to befriend not just one merman, but two.

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    Why does Halloween have to be just for kids? The Adults want in on the action, the sweet action, that is, before they go to the Adult All Nighter at the Hokage Tower.
    Slight YAOI
    One-Shot,
    No Like No Read

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    Submitted to the Sherlolly Cafe Awards 2014. Prompt SC4: Molly finds Sherlock reading one of her romance novels.

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    Maria and Steve watch Hope dance in Coppelia. (An oversimplification, but you know I suck at summaries.)

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    Clearly not an actual fanfic story but hopefully a humorous take on writing/ reading fanfic. This is just a short, fun list of things I've learned - it started as a joke with Kenyancougar but I couldn't resist completing (with her assistance) and sharing it! BTW, there are no actual characters included but I listed Olicity anyway as I adore them and it does contain references!

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    2/?
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    Bucky’s therapist suggested doing something that would make him feel alive. Wearing panties makes Bucky feel alive.

    Steve doesn’t know that.

    Bucky doesn’t know that Steve doesn’t know that.

     

     

    "When you were panties- they, um, they make me want to ride you." Steve blurts out.

    Stark drops his popcorn bowl.

    "Ride me where?" Bucky looks very very confused.

    Steve throws up his hands. “It makes me want to ride your dick, you oblivious idiot!”

    Bucky blinks. Blinks again and then keeps blinking.

      "Oh my god, you broke him." Stark sounds entirely too gleeful.

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    Eren woke up one day to find himself trapped on an island in the middle of nowhere, with no sign of refuge.
    He joins a group of people who, like him, awoke one day to find themselves stranded.
    Everyone is a little weird, with their questionable back stories and strange personalities.
    Eren isn't quite sure how they will manage to co-exist, let alone survive together on this island, when their very different personalities clash every second of every day, but they all have something in common.

     

    They were all brought here for a reason.

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    When Alpha Wade Wilson refuses to help Omega Peter Parker through his heat, Peter turns to his fellow omega Bucky Barnes for a helping hand. Alpha Steve kindly offers to take up snack and guard duty while his pregnant mate helps Peter through his heat. Smut ensues.

    Note. Steve doesn't get it on with Peter, he just provides support while Bucky does all the work. Peter is grateful.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    120
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    23
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