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    hoseok just got dumped and now a clearly under aged bartender is refusing to serve him a much needed round of shots.

    ("can you do this teenage angst thing some other time? my ex just walked in with his new boyfriend and i could really use some liquid cowardice."

    the kid narrows his eyes in the direction hoseok had nodded toward. "seokjin hyung's your ex?")

    hoseok nods. "you know him?"

    "yeah," jeongguk glares at hoseok and begins stepping away, definitely refusing to serve him any drink at all. "he dumped me for you.")

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    13/?
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    1415
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    Harry gives Draco some much needed lovin' <3

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    546
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    In which Daniel stumbles across a small stray dog in an alleyway one dark night, only to find a small human male, naked and asleep on top of him the next morning,with Seongwoo screaming on top of his lungs in the bed next to them.

    EDIT!!

    or
    A OngNielWink werewolf AU no one asked for.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    43
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    260
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3624
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    Collection of 250 words drabbles, mostly unconnected, centering on Les Inseparables and a few other familiar faces. I'm trying for some happier ones but I don't think I'm well suited to them...
    #1 - Dog - Because being accepted into The Musketeers is not the same as being accepted BY The Musketeers
    #2 - Letter - Because a letter, however happy the words, is not always reassuring
    #3 - Splinter - Because sometimes 'Ow' is not enough and you need to shout at /someone/
    #4 - Cliffhanger - Because I really needed to throw someone off a cliff today.
    #5 - Drunk - Tag S1E08 - Because finally earning his commission was not the solution to all his worries d'Artagnan had hoped.
    #6 - Invitation - Because Athos looks so lonely, Aramis wants to be friends with everyone, and Marsac wasn't always a bad friend.
    #7 - Rescue - Because musketeers do not accept their own weakness lightly, but sometimes they really should.
    #8 - Failure - Because in some things, failure is the only option Aramis and Porthos will let Athos have.
    #9 onwards - because I've run out of space to do descriptions here.

    Language:
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    10,017
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    5849
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    Dropping out of college after two years and an unpleasant break-up, Vera needs a change – so when she gets an opportunity to spend some time in US, she doesn’t hesitate and grab it firmly. She wasn’t sure what she expected when she decided to do so, but gaining a friend whose middle name should be tornado and meeting this blind guy, who comes to a gym after hours, wasn’t on her list. To be honest, an encounter with a masked vigilante wasn’t there either.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    36
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    Batman has had enough of not being prepared for whatever Joker has planned for gotham city, and not being able to save the countless lives being lost to this cruel city. Therefore, Bruce goes undercover, working for the Joker. His plan seemed pretty simple at first. Get in the team, remain as low as possible, and don't attract the Joker's attention. Unlucky for him, for once you've caught the Joker's interest, there is no losing it.

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    5,844
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    337
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    Robbie is volunteered by the kids to take Sportacus to the dentist after he gets knocked in the mouth.

    Language:
    English
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    1,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    27
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    A box, a girl, a cat, a curse, and a boy ill-prepared to deal with any of it. A story told in perfect drabbles of 100 words each. Updates daily.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,700
    Chapters:
    137/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1209
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    After Sam takes him to get an anti-possession tattoo, Cas becomes slightly addicted to the joy of getting tattoos. Dean takes great pleasure in seeing them, and loves knowing that Cas has something to be passionate about, but what happens when the thing he's passionate about is actually Dean?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    57
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    Sometimes it's the most inconvenient situations that can lead to the strangest and most interesting friendships.

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    1/1
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    Everyone was needed to evacuate the building because the fire alarm went off at 3 in the morning, and Hong Jisoo grudgingly walks out of the apartment complex to the evening air. Jisoo couldn't help but laugh at that one guy who comes out butt naked and embarrassed. But Jisoo is a 'saint', so he offers his jacket to the butt naked guy, not expecting him to have a huge impact to his everyday life.

    Aka Seokmin makes a fool of himself and Jisoo loves it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    504
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    Ever since Jimin had met Yoongi, Hoseoks brother, he'd be lying if he'd said he hadn't developed a crush on him.

    Language:
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    1,108
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    71
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    Cats tend to bring their kills to the people they love, and X6 finds out he isn't that different from a cat after all. A few anonymous kills later, and he accidentally becomes a honorary railroad agent.

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    1,568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
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    24
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    About a unit of FBI Agents who have to work almost around the clock. Where some can't see family or friends often, this gang of highly specialized spies find comfort in one another to form as much of a tight-knit bond that a bunch of secret agents can.

    Language:
    English
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    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    21
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    Jungkook decides to interview six strangers for his creative writing assignment (“write a piece on the hardships of another”—cheesy as hell).
    Overkill? Maybe.
    But everyone has a story, and writing the stories of his peers seems more interesting than rehashing the whole “my parents worked hard for me to get where I am” thing.
    Besides, Jungkook has always been a try-hard.
    (College AU based on “Humans of New York.” No romantic ships unless you squint.)

    Language:
    English
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    1,337
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
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    “All I did was-“

    “Screw with 4 guys, fuck around with 2 girls, break into the library to watch anime you hadn’t seen and hijack Mr. Cracker Munchkin’s bicycle because you lost your wallet? Care to elaborate at what point exactly, did these actions of yours even involve the concept of an idea, Hanamaki?”

    Language:
    English
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    7,497
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    280
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    Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, broken things just can't be put back together....
     

     

    (You should read the first work of this series, otherwise you won't understand what's going on)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,115
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    535
    Kudos:
    576
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    11541
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    The Earth stands on the brink of destruction. The spiteful fallen angel Yohane amasses her legion of demons and spawns of darkness, bent on total world domination. In this dark hour, three ordinary high school students bearing the power of the heavens face this threat head-on to bring peace to the world.

    Except this summary gets thrown out the window the moment you read it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,102
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    114
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    Papyrus is quite pleased to be part of a cooking competition where he can show off his skills – only his opponents are paying for him to wear a catsuit and cook with aluminum foil utensils?
    This is a work of fiction created for @undertailfanficcontest starring Papyrus in the humor category! And let me tell you, this was the first time I’ve ever lowered my word count on purpose.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    26
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    In which Taehyung summons a demon by accident - "It wasn't an accident! I totally meant to!" "You had no idea what you were doing Tae" - Jin can't believe he was overpowered by the tragic combination of bad luck, marbles and pink chalk- Pink! That was no colour for a demon (sadly) - and Jimin wants him to leave almost as much as Jin wants to go home (except that actually... maybe... just possibly he doesn't)
    Jin and Jimin may be a match made in hell, but when it comes to demons, that might just be a good thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,977
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    142

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