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    It`s based to a joke I once found, so I`m trying my version of it. Take it or leave it, here it comes!

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    "Magic exists to serve man, and never to rule over him. Foul and corrupt are they who have taken His gift, and turned it against His children. They shall be named Maleficar, accursed ones. They shall find no rest in this world, or Beyond." Anders knew the verse. Every mage did. But Anders was a runner. He ran from the Circle. He ran from the Templars. He ran from relationships. So what did he care? He was never going to rest anyway.

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    "They used to know better. Salt and circles and holy water and runes. And now? Nothing... Are they really this stupid?"
    "I believe 'ignorant' is the word you're looking for, sir..."

    When Loki unwittingly summons a demon, the dark entity suddenly in possession of Loki's soul is pretty sure he can just have his way with the foolish mortal. Turns out the demon is both absolutely right - and completely wrong.

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    'What happened to all the healers in Dragon Age Inquisition', you might ask. That's a very good question… This is my short response for the prompt 'Y U No Heal' over at Dragonage Kink Meme.

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    Team Free Will starts their hunt for the Horsemen's rings and begin gathering allies to their side. The final battle is coming and everything is going to be put on the line.

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    Kuroko's not feeling well and visits the doctor, the answer he get's it's not what he expected and he should have warned the others...

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    Everyone accidentally get's pregnant...

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    Eren and Levi are two very different mermaids.
    Eren, a part of a tropical, shallow-water pod, is naturally curious and can't understand how deeper dwelling mermaids could stand to spend their lives down where the ocean is cold and dark, fearing the surface. To him, coexisting with the humans comes naturally and is merely another danger of living.
    Levi, one such deeper dwelling mermaid, has spent his entire life in deep waters, defending himself against the bigger, more dangerous creatures of the sea in order to stay far away from the surface and the filthy humans that inhabit it. He has no desire to 'explore' and views anything human-related with scorn, unlike his pod-mate Hanji.
    A series of events due to said pod-mate brings them together and changes their lives forever.

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    Patrick is drunk and needs a ride home,so he decides to text Gerard at ass o'clock in the morning.

    Warning: horribly used puns

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    “Any idea why Rodney’s been slamming things around all day?” John slid into the chair next to Elizabeth, “Or why he’s been yelling at his minions more than usual?”
    “I’d better go finish-” D tried to stand.
    “Sit,” Elizabeth ordered.
    “What happened?” John looked between them.
    “D,” Elizabeth raised an eyebrow.
    D smiled politely, “He’s an egotistical jackass with poor social skills?”
    Elizabeth gave D a hard stare.
    “It was suggested to me,” D stated flatly, “that I should find a healthier outlet for my anger than the last method I employed. I was annoyed with Dr. McKay so I decided to get even with him in a non-violent manner. I wrote my report on the MTI in three different languages, knowing that he didn’t understand any of them.”
    “And?” Elizabeth prompted.
    “And when he came to confront me about it,” D continued her recitation, “I antagonized him further by being deliberately obtuse in my responses. Also, before I left I insulted his ego by implying he wouldn’t understand the words in the report anyway.”
    “Yeah,” John drawled, “That’d do it.”

    First Great Edit of 2015 now complete. All chapters updated.

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    Blair explains the dangers of surfing to Jim.
    Written for Sentinel Thursday challenge #399 - white out

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    Angel was supposed to just make some posters for the swim club ... How he ended up joining is beyond him!

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    They brushed all paper work, pages and pages of slanted hand writing, journals, knick knacks, books, postal cards and letters. So many letters addressed to no one. Some old, some new. They ran through it all never letting others touch such precious things but it didn’t seat well, with them it didn’t--

    It hurt.

    God above it hurt so much.

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    They are leaving Merlin's office when Roxy says: “Those two would make a lovely couple.” And Eggsy falls over his feet.

    Despite his better judgement Eggsy investigates.

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    The heat, the moves, everything collided. Dark red and navy blue met again and again on the court. Trying to beat the other without leaving bruises, to make up the time they had lost in those months.

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    [Sequel to Decipher the Past]

    After the events in Decipher the Past, Hiro Hamada didn't think his life was ever going to be easy. From Mochi scratching his arms to nightmares plugging his mind, he still had minor challenges to face in his life now. But with Tadashi back and by his side once more, he guessed things weren't that bad after all.

    A series of one-shots after Decipher the Past.

    [Hiro/Tadashi deep brotherly bond]

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    “Won’t you join us?” Kisumi whispered in Makoto’s ear, “I saw the way you looked at little Rinrin over there… Why don't we share?” and slowly, those familiar fingers started unbuckling his belt.

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    An angry Regina does things to Emma, an AWARE Regina does too.

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    Nico Di Angelo, gay sex god, comes to camp Half-Blood(an order from Aphrodite.) He doesn't want to go but after meeting a certain son of Poseidon make him change hid mind? We're they literally made for each other? Why did Aphrodite send him in the first place?

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    How many people does it take to make a knight?

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    What is a Choptree? Where did it come from? Wait until America tells a story about a tree made in USA.

     

    Warning: I do not intend to make fun of anyone! This has some humor in it. Finally if you look at some stores you will find some things were made in China and Japan and other countries but rarely USA. This is meant as a joke, nothing more nothing less.

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