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    Drabbles about BTS.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    16/30
    Comments:
    6
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    11
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    1
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    326
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    All couples have their moments, even if they do find happiness in each other. And, truth was told, some couples are just luckier than others.

    Language:
    English
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    8,536
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    5
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    547
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    Kakashi and Iruka are under the impression their arrangement is purely physical. No emotional ties; it could make things messier. However, their time is spent hiding and dodging their friends who keep interrupting their super-secret-sex-times more than not.

    Language:
    English
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    30,258
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1829
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    Tony doesn't remember Peppers phone number. How can he NOT remember her number?! He is literally a genius, but he's unable to remember a fucking phone number?

    Then again, he does get a new friend out of it.

    Maybe something a little more than a friend?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,643
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3100
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    Chat want to reveal himself but ladybug refuses to let him. He want's to marry her and start a family so now she's caught in three relationships. One with her boyfriend one with her superhero partner, and one with a friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,364
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4017
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    Youtubers!AU. Eren's POV:
    I couldn't believe the email i got, it wasn't any kind of an email, it was from my idol.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,850
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1926
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    Good People have Good Sex.

    Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,727
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    10234
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    Alec doesn’t have anger issues, he just... doesn’t know how to express himself all that well. So he breaks walls, slams doors then one day he even broke someone’s jaw. Seriously, that guy had it coming. Who brakes on a green light? His rim meet my bumper so my fist meets his face. Magnus is a psychotherapist and he’s a really fabulous one if he does say so himself. He’s had multiple success, amazing clients then enters Alec; a hard ass with a great ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,011
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    609
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    In an Alpha/Beta/Omega world, certain couples have children that closely resembles them.

    Out of those families, stands out a particular group who shittalks about themselves.

    NOTE: This will just mainly be shitposts and quotes. c':

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    493
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    303
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    Jisoo-centric drabbles and oneshots from my tumblr, named after food for some reason. Requests can be made at eggshua.tumblr.com.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    768
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53
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    Either this was very real Role-playing, or this was the war, and by the reactions and expression on the couple in the room… this wasn’t a game. But… that couldn’t be. It was impossible, preposterous nonsense that still hadn’t been reached in their science and technology yet. It was beyond what they had.

    “What year is it…” he still questioned out of the need for an answer and confirmation that this was an idiotic thought, because it was. The soldier turned to gaze at him, trying to seem less dangerous so he’d answer. He still seemed understandably hesitant and reluctant, but he opened and closed his mouth, like a fish out of water, a few stutters of words and letters, and then-

    “1943,”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    17,895
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    710
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    “Shindo!”
    “Yes sir?” Mika responded.
    “I’m putting you on the case. Don’t disappoint me, I’m counting on you.”
    “I won’t let you down sir!”
    “I won’t let you down sir” Yuu mimicked next to him.
    Mika rolled his eyes but didn't respond. He was too excited to pay attention to the raven-haired idiot.
    “Also, I’m assigning Amane as your partner. He needs the experience.”
    Mika was too caught up in his own thoughts to realise what Guren had just said until he heard Yuu stand up and yell “What? You can’t be serious!”
    He froze
    Wait... what?

     

    or, Mika and Yuu are cops and get assigned as partners to take down a notorious wanted criminal. Problem is, they cannot stand to be in the same room as each other, let alone work together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,814
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    You never wanted to be an assassin but they threatened you with your family; holding their lives in front of you and dangling it, mocking you. You were the best in your gang, you made Syndicate the top of the food chain. No mob would have the right mind to mess with your gang but what happens when you were assigned to infiltrate your rival gang BTS. Their friendliness and goofy personalities are worming their way into your cold heart, treating you as a person. Shit no no no stop thinking like that! You would have to eventually kill them!

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    English
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    5,256
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    99
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    Dean słyszy podejrzaną rozmowę dochodzącą z pokoju Sama i Lucyfera.
    Czyli dlaczego Dean Winchester jest gumowym uchem.

    Series
    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    36
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    A couple of centuries after Arthur's death, Merlin is desperate to believe that Arthur has reincarnated...as a donkey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    898
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    122
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    Sam signs Dean up for GISHWHES without his knowledge, Dean goes along with it to make his brother happy and ends up finding something really worthwhile along the way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,585
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    adjusting the new catheter after switching it out, taehyung states casually: "you can think of me as just as much his nurse as i am yours. how are feeling?"

    jimin stares down at the bed where yoongi lies still and comatose, waits for the corner of his mouth to quirk up, for the cameras to come out, for it all to be one big joke. "i was just calculating how much time i need to spend here so i don't feel guilty all week.... and now I need to double it, because i can't believe i just said that."

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    English
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    7,364
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    thanks to early exposure to the music of the beach boys and the righteous brothers, jeongguk had grown up believing that love felt like flying. that it was becoming a superhero without the trouble of falling into a bat of toxic waste or getting bitten by radioactive spiders. he wishes he could go back in time and beat the shit out of brian wilson because love is actually a chainsaw that fucks you gently.

    or

    taehyung steps back, truly astonished at the revelation and shakes his head in disbelief. "love triangles are so 90s."

    [spin off of finger cuffs, should probably read that one first ]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,173
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    With the scourge breaking out, the Healing church combats the spreading sickness with fierce hunters who move like mist through the night. As the blood sickness spirals beyond the control of the church, and even the hunters themselves begin to feel it's affects, the life of a Hunter of Hunters is about to become very busy.

    In the darkest of nights, it can be hard to tell who is friend and who is not.

    * * *

    I needed somewhere to put this, so I'll update it whenever I can. This fic focuses mostly on Eileen the Crow in the earlier days of the scourge, many years in the past. She will be romantically paired with a female hunter. I might bend some of the lore a bit to suit my story, so if anything I've mentioned so far bothers you, feel free to just keep scrolling on by. I plan for this fic to be rated Explicit, and there will be lots of blood, gruesome fights, and graphic imagery, so beware. I'll update the tags as I go along.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,833
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    14
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    When Regina lost the woman she loved, she cast a curse that sent those of the Enchanted Forest to a land without magic where she adopted her son. She told him stories each night about an Evil Queen and her Black Knight, and after confessing his adoption to him, Henry came up with an idea that he hoped would bring the smile back to his mother's face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,023
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    35

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