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    Although Patrick's first year at Hogwarts starts with the worst (and over six hours!) train ride of his life, his years at Hogwarts will probably the best of his life. Well some at least. Not all. But his first at least.

    Basically follows Patrick through his time at Hogwarts. Just like the Harry Potter books did with Harry Potter, but much shorter, and much more boring, because seriously... Patrick's life just isn't as interesting at Harry's. At least not in the 'There's a creepy dude who killed my family and now desperately tries to kill me'-way. Maybe in others.

    I'm sorry about the title. I couldn't decide what to pick, so I just took the lamest. This sounds very much like this will be very smutty. It won't be. Sorry for any misunderstandings.

    And now please a slow clap for the worlds worst summary. I am still talking right. I will stop now.

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    Snart was probably just messing with him, right?

    Barry needed a Daddy?

    Really?

    The whole idea was just ridiculous.

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    2/?
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    In the second half of my Surrogates series, Jessica and Natalie try to adjust to their current situations and try to push on as best they can
    (Set in the Bay universe without a specific timeline. Obviously not canon)

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    13/?
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    Sherlock and Victor have been together for six years (since they were bloody fourteen) when they break up. Sherlock needs a place to go, and since he doesn’t want to tell his parents he broke up with their favourite in-law, the only solution seems like getting a flat share. The cheapest solution is a shabby flat, close to his uni and already inhabited by four other broke students. Among them there’s the charming John Watson, and it’s love at first sight. But is it wise getting together with your fresh new roommate? And living together this early isn’t like skipping seven relationship steps all at once?

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    [ PREV. TITLE: It Might Be a Bit Awkward ]
    After a year that he spent in America Kyungsoo returns with a bag full of One Direction posters and a broken heart.
    But instead of spending the following weeks eating ice cream and watching hospital dramas, he finds himself planning a break-in, and going on dates with a not-really-broke-but-he-doesn't-know-better singer. Crack.

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    6/7
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    You ( READER~) are a female college student. You have a very dark history ( No spoilers :3 )
    Your some freaky-deaky who enjoys the dark side ( not star wars. ) and revels in the thought of blood and gore. Though it can freak you out, the general concept intrigues you.
    Your going to become a botanist with a side hobby of artistry. Everyone hates your damn guts because you freaking em out with your deaky.
    With nobody in your life as you begin your second year at college, your life is about to take so many weird steps, turns, and throttles you will be on your @ss asking where you were when you havent even left the room you were in.

    You meet with the known Undertale monster gang, slowly and surely. Things happen that will change your college life. LITERALLY.

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    12/?
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    Wren Shepard wakes up after two years dead, surrounded by Cerberus assholes. In true Shepard style, she carries on despite all odds, or maybe because of them. She's given a life she didn't ask for, reunited with her ship and her pilot, but she wants the one thing she can't have: to not have been brought back at all.

    Lots of FemShep angst. As it stands, this is a standard retelling of paraged ME2 with slow burn Shakarian. This will devolve into AU at some point when Shepard has had enough with Cerberus and the Alliance. Fic will contain depictions of consensual, ethical polyamory. Combinations will remain to be seen. There will be no cheating or sneaking around here. Never fear, there will be smut! and giggles.

    Work and chapter titles are from the poem "The Night Dances" by Sylvia Plath

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    "so how do you know papyrus?"

    Too embarrassed to admit that you were a party crasher there for free food, you blurted the first thing that came to mind, "Oh, I'm, um, I'm dating his brother! But enough about me, how do you know Papyrus?"

    The skeleton snickered, "oh, you didn't know? i'm the brother."

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Two bickering billionaires out of commission, a plan from CEO's Potts and Fox involving the great outdoors of Montana, two weeks off... what could possibly go wrong?

    Oh, right - everything.

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    Ella Enchanted AU. Frerard. Gerard’s life conforms around a curse that orders his obedience. He soon finds himself thrust into the position of protecting the Prince, a well-meaning man named Frank, who just so happens to be falling in love with Gerard.

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    18/?
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    When Kyle decides to get the seniors together and put on a student-made talent show, Tweek has a surprise for Craig.

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    Missing her interview for a position in the IT department of QC, Felicity Smoak meets Oliver Queen, son of the CEO and future CEO himself. Only Oliver doesn’t take the company as seriously as he should and after yet another fiasco with his assistant, his mother decides to take matter into her own hands and select one with more qualifications than long legs and deep cleavage. In an effort to get her off his back, he pretends he already hired one: the blonde nerdy girl he met a few minutes ago.

    Or when Arrow and Ugly Betty crash in my head (except we all know Felicity could never be ugly). It is mostly Arrow, I borrow a few plot ideas/characters from Ugly Betty.

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    It's an old saying.

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    Sometimes life can be a bitch and when that happens, you need good friends more than ever. Because, you know, it's always darkest when you're alone.

    AU. Set in cold and dark streets where people survive on whatever they have and fight to thrive, where crime and violence becomes part of everyday life, and where everyone has their baggage to carry.

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    When Tsukishima becomes Kuroo's new roommate, certain pieces fall into place that neither of them expected. Bokuto drives them insane with his parties, and an old love of Kuroo may still exist in the depths of his heart. In which this follows their misadventures living together, they learn just how important darkness and light are to each other.
    "I'm the darkness of the night. But you're the moon. You're the light."

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    ‘This was like the whole ‘meet-cute’ thing in a film, Ashton realised suddenly. This was how they'd met… with a dramatic rainy night and a motorbike accident, and sparkling blue eyes that were deep enough to fall into.
    “You’re the guy who called the ambulance,” the stranger said and his pale face was beautiful beneath his soft blond hair. “Thanks for that. You know, you’re a lot prettier than I remember."
    Ashton’s heart tried to beat right out of his chest.
    “Not being covered in blood suits you,” Ashton said stupidly.’

    Luke crashes into Ashton's life like a shooting star and maybe things don't feel so dark anymore.

    Based on “Planetary (GO!)” by My Chemical Romance.

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    Levi is Trost's strongest soldier, he's Captain of the Special Ops Squad and he's also the only chance Trost has to end their long war with Maria. Eren is Maria's Prince, he's beloved and respected by all of his people, he's also the only hope Maria has to survive their long struggle against Trost.

    What neither of them expected was an arranged marriage to try and solve all their problems. Fun fact: it doesn't.

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    125,112
    Chapters:
    32/?
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    Zuko runs back into the Gaang at the Western Air Temple, and must regain their trust even after breaking Sokka's heart in Ba Sing Se. The presence of 4 of Sokka's exes doesn't simplify the matter.

    Sequel to "Of Love, Unintentional Threesomes, and Sokka"

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    (Soulmates!au where the position of the person in sex is also determined)

     

    Jongin was put into a position he never thought he would be.

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    1/?
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    At first, Jimmy decides to take a couple of day offs from fighting crime in the city but unexpected things happen overtime.

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