6 Works in Assassin John

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    “My high school reunion is on,” John tells Molly. There’s a short pause as she processes this.

    “That sounds like fun,” she offers. “Do you want to go?”

    “Oh yes, because that couldn’t possibly go badly. ‘Hello, I’m John Watson, I’m a professional killer.’ ”

    A Grosse Pointe Blank AU.

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    This is a fill for this prompt, found here.

    "Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured.

    Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he's brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee?

    Cue the weirdest courtship ever. Like, dates being crashed by Russian assassins, epic gunfights in the middle of London, Lestrade and the Yard going WTF, Mycroft questioning his brother's taste in men, etc."

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    John's greatest worry is not the wrath of the international agency of assassins that he's just ditched. It's not that he can't stay in one city for too long or that he must always pay in cash to avoid a trail. It's not the fact that he's in love with the world's only consulting detective (or that the mad nutter loves him back). No, John's greatest worry is the appearance of Sebastian Moran.

    Part 2 of Cicatrix. Work was accidentally deleted and has now been re-posted.

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    10/10
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    3
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    As Sherlock traverses the globe to burn what remains of Moriarty, John turns away from his past life and begins a new one. Desperate to break out of his best friend's coffin, John Watson, soldier, becomes John Watson, assassin and Sherlock Holmes is next on his list.

    Part 1 of the Cicatrix series.

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    4
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    115
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    When Sherlock Holmes came back from the dead, he was prepared for a lot of things.

    He wasn't prepared for this.

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    4/?
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    52
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    10
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    2012
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    Sebastian's gotten himself injured, leaving Jim without a hit man temporarily. Sebastian suggests they look up an old friend of his to replace him in the meantime.

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    76
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    7
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