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Classy illustrated hooker pamplets. If interested, contact James T. Kirk at ENT Video.
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There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.
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A certain god from the Askewniverse overhears a certain conversation held by Buffy, Spike and Joyce and decides to have some fun!
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- Part 4 of Job Opportunities for Buffy
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There are three things that Silent Bob knows about Jay that most people wouldn't believe.
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The moral of the story: Wisconsin sucks. (Pre-Dogma)
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The history of Silent Bob's coat. Written for the 3 year anniversary of the Jay and Silent Bob yahoo!group.
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Jay thinks about Bob. A 300 word drabble written for the 3 year anniversary of the Jay and Silent Bob yahoo!group.
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Silent Bob angsts about Jay. Circa Chasing Amy.
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- Part 2 of Jewel Vignettes
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Silent Bob crushes on Jay, but isn't sure where they stand anymore. Circa Mallrats.
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- Part 1 of Jewel Vignettes
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Something strange shows up in front of the QuickStop.
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Azrael talking shit.
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Wisconsin, and they don't have the right peices for sex.
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Loki passes time by discussing The Matrix with a priest while waiting for the bus.
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Five Things Bethany Sloane Never Told Anyone (And One She Did) by Carmarthen
Dogma (1999), Askewniverse
11 May 2011
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The title is pretty self-explanatory
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Exactly what it says on the tin. (A PWP involving alcohol and kissing. And then more than kissing. I know she said "making out" but they kept going, and I'm not going to stop them. XD)
From the prompt: "Drunk on eggnog & making out"Series
- Part 3 of Advent Challenge 2010
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Remus' Kinky Dimension-Hopping Adventure by violet_quill
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Quantum Leap, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Incredibles (2004), Sahara (2005), E.R., Lost, Three Musketeers - All Media Types, Sex and the City (TV), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dogma (1999), Charlie's Angels (2000), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Frasier, Women of the Otherworld - Kelley Armstrong, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter - Laurell K. Hamilton, Ocean's Eleven (2001), House M.D.
22 Nov 2010
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Remus has tried everything to get Sirius back. His last resort is a witch who happens to be an expert on alternate dimensions. The only catch is that in order to jump to the next dimension, he has to have sex with a specific person in the one he's in. (Think: Quantum Leap meets Sliders, but with sex. Chapters are split and labeled by crossover fandom.)
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Once upon a time, there lived a handsome prince in a faraway land called New Jersey. His name was Jay and his hair was a lustrous gold. His speech was extraordinarily vulgar and caused maidens to blush.
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J. Crew Guy's Twelve by j_crew_guy
X-Men Movieverse, Dawn of the Dead (2004), Naruto, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, Hikaru no Go, The Truth About Cats & Dogs, National Treasure (2004), Askewniverse, Mutant X, The Brotherhood, Power Rangers Lost Galaxy, MST3K
5 Sep 2010
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Twelve fandoms, twelve drabbles (a few of them are double drabbles), twelve takes on the "secret admirer" theme.
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Jay and Silent Bob interpret "straight", "only" and "straight only" in seventeen different ways.
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Electrical storms and potheads don't mix. Or y'know, the title.
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