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    Patrick's gotta keep quiet.

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    In this story (the bastard lovechild of The Borrowers and Honey, I Blew Up the Kids), Ryan has to deal with his deep-seated fear of Discovery by humans in an entirely unexpected way. While trying - and failing - to rein in Brendon's irrepressible adventurous streak, Ryan discovers the dread dangers of maverick human scientists. And cupcakes.

    Written for the Bandom Big Bang in June 2009.

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    Pete and Patrick. Pete and Ashlee. Pete and Patrick and Ashlee...and a baby.

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    Even more than Patricia doesn’t care about the usual underage groupies Pete dates, she doesn’t care about Ashlee Simpson, pop princess. But it turns out that Ashlee's a lot cooler than Patricia had expected and things rapidly get very complicated.

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    Nous touns ceux qui nous chasser. [We kill those who hunt us.]

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    ”We don’t have irreconcilable differences, do we, Mikeyway?”

    Mikey laughs on the other end of the line. ”Hello to you too, Pete.”

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    Pete Wentz was never a famous bassist, or a musician at all.

    Pete Wentz is a world-renowned 29 year old American soccer player, married to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and father of their son, Bronx, as well a widely known philanthropist, writer, and poet. He has a dog named Hemingway, has homes in both Chicago and Los Angeles, and runs a successful journal-slash-blog.

    (He also may or may not have been in love with Patrick Stump for eight years and counting.)

    (Who may or may not hate his entire being.)

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    Pete hires Patrick to be Bronx's nanny.

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    After the Mighty Fall, Pete was alone. Alone, alone, alone. He couldn’t even be alone together with his best friends, because they were God knows where and Pete didn’t know which was up, let alone where the road was. He prayed—and he doesn’t pray much—that someone, anyone, out there was watching them and was going to send an angel or something to them… even if rock ‘n roll was once called the music of the devil.

    He rolled his eyes at lyrics he’d once thought clever.

    I thought of angels, choking on their halos—

    What irony—you need an angel, and they probably weren’t listening because he talked shit about them in one of his—their—songs. Go figure. He would have laughed bitterly, but his mouth still tasted like blood and his throat felt like Death Valley in the middle of summertime.

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    (everything i do is judged
    and they mostly get it wrong, but oh well
    'cause the bathroom mirror has not budged
    and the woman who lives there can tell
    the truth from the stuff that they say
    and she looks me in the eye
    and says, would you prefer the easy way?
    no? well okay then, don't cry.)

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    In a tiny faculty on the other side of the world, new hire and freshly minted PhD Ryan Ross finds a staff full of expats. Over the course of a year, this staff do their jobs - teaching recalcitrant students, managing research, sleeping through meetings - whilst also trying to have that strange mythical thing called a real life.

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    (Also know as Where Patrick Stump Can Fix Everything With the Power of His Hugs. And Yelling. But That's Just at Pete.)

    Daddy's been acting weird ever since Mommy left and Bronx isn't too sure what to do.

    So he calls his Uncle Patrick.

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    But the thing is Patrick is a good liar.

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    [Sequel to A Much Needed Tryst] Why is Pete being so nice to Jessy now? "If that's what you want baby..."

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    I, in some way, knew he never loved me. I mean, of course, he said he did. He told me every day, but he didn’t love me like that. He didn’t love me like he loved her. Maybe he thought he could, that is, love me, because of who I was. It had been one-sided, and I knew that from the start.

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    you dragged us here, or we dragged you. probably a bit of both. thank you.

    Pete and Patrick in fifteen hundred words.

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    Ashlee's dating Pete, and sets out to friendship-seduce the rest of the band.

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    Ashlee doesn't have any excuse; she just can't stand being in this stupid marriage for one more second.

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    "Do you, um." Joe's fingers curl in the hair at the nape of Patrick's neck, comforting. "Do you want to get a test?" No, Patrick does not want to get a test. Getting a test implies that he thinks he's pregnant, and he's sixteen and a dude and, oh god, there's a good chance that he's with child. Joe manages to keep his commentary to himself when Patrick pukes again.

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    "I'm really sorry that I fucked up," Pete says, teeth together in a forced grin as they chatter in the cold, and his hand trails down Patrick's arm, his shoulder, his side. "I wish that I was a grown-up, and I wish I could've gotten my shit together for you."

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