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    This is an AU based on the incredible movie "Sliding Doors", starring Gwyneth Paltrow and John Hannah. If you've never seen it, GO DO IT NOW. The script is phenomenal. THE CHARACTER DEATH IS ONLY KINDA SORTA. Anyway, Patrick is the Gwyneth character whose life splits into two realities. In one, he gets home in time to catch his boyfriend, Gabe, cheating on him with his ex-girlfriend, and leaves to find a new life and new love via a chance encounter with charming smartass Pete (this will be in italics). In the other, Patrick is none the wiser and stays with Gabe while the proverbial slow boil happens around him. Can destiny be averted, or is it just delayed for a while?

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    English
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    6/?
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    4
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    1
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    My insides are copper; I'd kill to make them gold.

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    5/5
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    In which Pete Wentz (son of Morpheus and chronic insomniac) is a washed up kid from Chicago who's been running since he hit the ground, and he wants to go home but he doesn't. Then he starts meeting people. And they seem alright, except when they punch him in the fucking guts.

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    10,473
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    1/2
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    5
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    10
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    104
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    Patrick doesn't understand why Pete is ignoring him after Patrick told him how he felt. Pete was totally fine with it. right? As Patrick begins to realize he isn't happy, his life spirals out of control.
    (Sorry, bad at summaries)

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    English
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    4,618
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    9
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    753
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    pete doesn't know how to feel about the divorce, so he goes to see the one person who is always there for him

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    1/1
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    1
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    18
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    2
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    250
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    Patrick knows this is wrong why is he still here?

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    356
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    1/1
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    12
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    1
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    282
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    "Fuck you," he breathes out as he arches up. His ribs poke out, one, two, three, caging in his bitch cold heart.

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    1/1
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    46
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    4
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    878
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    In which Chicago Wentz has a mommy, a daddy, and a Patrick.

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    4,327
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    1/1
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    2
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    528
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    How much can change after a month away from college? Drama follows the boys of suite L325 into their spring semester of freshmen year: Gerard and Ray’s rocky and sometimes odd relationship could work to Frank’s advantage if a figure from his past hadn’t shown up to rehash nightmares. Mikey and Pete prove to have a self-destructive relationship while at the same time being easily distracted from each other. And a third band appears to contend with rivals My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy. It’s time for the bands to fight for the coveted spot of main stage opening act for the college’s annual arts festival in April, while some boys fight for coveted spots in the lives of past and future lovers.

    (Or: the one where things get dark and lots of sex is being had.)

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    English
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    49,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    1
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    Patrick's gotta keep quiet.

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    287
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    24
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    1
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    587
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    In this story (the bastard lovechild of The Borrowers and Honey, I Blew Up the Kids), Ryan has to deal with his deep-seated fear of Discovery by humans in an entirely unexpected way. While trying - and failing - to rein in Brendon's irrepressible adventurous streak, Ryan discovers the dread dangers of maverick human scientists. And cupcakes.

    Written for the Bandom Big Bang in June 2009.

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    English
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    22,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    Pete and Patrick. Pete and Ashlee. Pete and Patrick and Ashlee...and a baby.

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    11
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Even more than Patricia doesn’t care about the usual underage groupies Pete dates, she doesn’t care about Ashlee Simpson, pop princess. But it turns out that Ashlee's a lot cooler than Patricia had expected and things rapidly get very complicated.

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    1/1
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    6
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    831
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    Nous touns ceux qui nous chasser. [We kill those who hunt us.]

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    15,118
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    4/4
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    13
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    4
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    ”We don’t have irreconcilable differences, do we, Mikeyway?”

    Mikey laughs on the other end of the line. ”Hello to you too, Pete.”

    Language:
    English
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    1,266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    534
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    Pete Wentz was never a famous bassist, or a musician at all.

    Pete Wentz is a world-renowned 29 year old American soccer player, married to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and father of their son, Bronx, as well a widely known philanthropist, writer, and poet. He has a dog named Hemingway, has homes in both Chicago and Los Angeles, and runs a successful journal-slash-blog.

    (He also may or may not have been in love with Patrick Stump for eight years and counting.)

    (Who may or may not hate his entire being.)

    Series
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    English
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    31,087
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1520
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    Pete hires Patrick to be Bronx's nanny.

    Language:
    English
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    4,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1573
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    (everything i do is judged
    and they mostly get it wrong, but oh well
    'cause the bathroom mirror has not budged
    and the woman who lives there can tell
    the truth from the stuff that they say
    and she looks me in the eye
    and says, would you prefer the easy way?
    no? well okay then, don't cry.)

    Language:
    English
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    15,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    91
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    In a tiny faculty on the other side of the world, new hire and freshly minted PhD Ryan Ross finds a staff full of expats. Over the course of a year, this staff do their jobs - teaching recalcitrant students, managing research, sleeping through meetings - whilst also trying to have that strange mythical thing called a real life.

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    English
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    32,400
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    2
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    225
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    (Also know as Where Patrick Stump Can Fix Everything With the Power of His Hugs. And Yelling. But That's Just at Pete.)

    Daddy's been acting weird ever since Mommy left and Bronx isn't too sure what to do.

    So he calls his Uncle Patrick.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    854

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