19 Works found in Ashlee Simpson/Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz

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    It's Frank's senior year, and it seems like he's constantly having new experiences, at least half of which come as a complete surprise to him. He falls in love, comes out, and has sex, not necessarily in that order.

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    2
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    6
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    1
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    316
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    When Ray Toro -a Normal destined to stay on Earth for the rest of his life- finds out that the government has sold him to an Other without so much as asking, he is highly unimpressed. He quickly changes to agreeable once he finds out that before he can be married, he must visit each other territory, and learn as much as he can from the Specials there. Surely eight weeks of real living is worth the end price, right?

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    3
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    Brendon is surrounded by vampires. And not in a sexy or dangerous way, more like a “nobody else gets up before six in the evening so I have to do all the errands and yard work myself” way.

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    2/2
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    16
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    3
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    551
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    Shut up and eat what my hot wife baked you, Stump. (or: PG brownie porn.)

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    1/1
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    7
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    166
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    Pete and Patrick. Pete and Ashlee. Pete and Patrick and Ashlee...and a baby.

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    1/1
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    2
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    13
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    2
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    153
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    Whatever happened to the fifth Killjoy?

    Honestly, Bob feels kind of sorry for the poor guys working him over, because he knows that when they go back in to report their progress, they’re going to get some kind of talking-to for not giving one hundred and ten percent. He’ll cheerfully trade a couple of bruises and loose teeth for his autonomy.

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    9
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    2
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    155
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    Space opera AU! Bob is a cargo pilot on a secret mission. Mikey is an escaped prisoner with no memory of who he is or where he came from. Together, they travel the galaxy in search of Mikey's identity ... but perhaps identity is less what you remember and more what you do when your back's against the wall.

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    32,426
    Chapters:
    5/5
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    2
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    556
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    210
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    A snapshot of a birthday gift. (Male top/female bottom, if that squicks you.)

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    475
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    1/1
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    4
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    1
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    361
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    Brian buys and sells unicorns and bicorns for the titled and wealthy. When Bob's stepfather defaults on a debt he owes Brian, he uses Bob as barter to pay the debt off. Brian and Bob agree that their arrangement will be a marriage on paper only, that Bob will run Brian's stables and the relationship will remain strictly professional. But despite Bob's trust issues and Brian's propensity for drinking a lot instead of dealing with how he feels, their mutual affection for Brian's horses breaks down the walls between them. With a little help from Brian's friends and his possessed house, they begin to fall in love.

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    56,133
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    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    54
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3173
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    See, this is why Patrick doesn't like to get crazy-drunk.

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    1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    127
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    They thought they were being sneaky, the two of them.

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    1
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    128
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    Patrick peered at her over the top of his magazine. "I think we just have different definitions of fun," he said.

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    780
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    1/1
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    1
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    129
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    121
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    "Pete wants to see us sleeping together."

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    1/1
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    3
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    3
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    2
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    201
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    Love and relationships like a complicated dance.

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    2
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    101
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    The most hilarious thing about the entire situation is that the tabloids almost got it right. Although, Joe Simpson wasn't worried about Pete maybe being bisexual, he was pissed about Pete actually being bisexual, and Ashlee wanting to bring Patrick home for Christmas dinner, too.

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    2,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    52

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