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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    • Part 1 of 2x2
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    19/?
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    363
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    88
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    Jake overhears some things that he doesn't like.

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    1/1
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    1
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    The game was finally won, but as a stipulation, everyone has lost memories of their respective world and lives. No quadrants, no hemospectrum, no ancestors, no game. The three Vantas boys wake up, dazed, in a dark cave with no idea how they got there or why they share the same last name.

    Now they're on a mission to retrieve their memories.

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    16,517
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1708
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    The auspistice of a kismessisitude as fiery as the one between Terezi and Vriska needs to be tough, strict and not afraid to be cruel to be kind. It's a good thing they've got Jade, for them and the world.

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    4,864
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    2
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    414
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    Als0 Kn0wn As: A Ridicul0us H0m3s=uck Fanfic=i0n I D3cid3d W0uld B3 My Firs= 0n3 0n A03
    Pr3==y much, b3caus3 fanfic=i0n, all pl0= g03s =0 h3ll & l3av3s a bundl3 0f c0nfusi0n and drama in i='s wak3
    Wan= a b3==3r summary?????????????
    W3ll, sur3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    L0L N0P3!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3

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    3,274
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    2/?
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    11,956
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    11/?
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    14
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    25
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    8
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    834
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    Upon investigating an abandoned mining colony Tavros and Vriska find themselves trapped inside a mine shaft. They are not alone, something or someone is following them and as they travel further and further in search of industrial cutting tools to cut their way out of the cave they keep encountering the same word over and over. CALIBORN.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    95
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    Terezi, Tavros, and Dave make some agreements regarding auspisticisms, as well as clear up some misconceptions.

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    1/1
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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    53,032
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    569
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    Having too much free time Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week, we blur the lines of reality in Black Swan

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    Chapters:
    12/25
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    316
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    6037
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    I am very, very sorry.

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    1/1
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    This crack ship was my very first ashen fic. I wrote this two years ago, in about two days, while I struggled with writing anything original, or even anything else fannish. I should have realized my calling then, but alas, it took me much longer.

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    1/1
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    Gamzee is confused about his feelings and he asks Karkat for help.

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    382
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    1/1
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    6
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    Rose has been supervising Dirk and Dave in the hot sun, and she needs some food and cold water.

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    1/1
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    5
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    They won the game, won their planet back, and then things were fine. Or at least, things seemed fine long enough to trick everyone into thinking that they were...

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    85,487
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Comments:
    152
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    205
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    6948
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    Karkat Vantas does not like company. Unfortunately for him, he can't seem to get rid of the strange alien girl he finds on his doorstep. It's only because of her blood color though, he wouldn't actually take care of her because he cared about her or anything. Not at all.
    Especially when she starts attracting the attention of genocidal trolls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,967
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    38
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1167
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    Calliope and Jane have had a fight.

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    1/1
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    2
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    57
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    John accidentally offers to auspisticize Karkat and Feferi.

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    1/1
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    1
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    17
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    The concept is simple; the quadrants weren't just an imperative part of troll society but also an integral part of its military. Hence it became a military standard for all ships to be comprised of almost exclusively friendship groups with the highest blood caste operating as captain. These are the adventures of a certain group of friends.

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    7,147
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    3
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    328
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    It doesn't matter what you do, in the end we are all slaves to our blood.

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    1,987
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    55

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