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    The Doctor wasn't even aware that the Alternian Troll existed any longer until he runs into Karkat Vantas, left alone in a lab on a meteor with only the dead for company. Knowing how hard it is to be the last one of your kind, the Doctor takes the boy with him.

    Taken out of the game's playing field changes everything. Dream bubbles are still a thing but everything else... Thank God he's in the same reality as the Kids! But if someone is taken out of a doomed timeline, are they still doomed?

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    12/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    44
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    8
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    The game has been beaten. Lord English has been slain. Many have died because of Sburb. But life goes on. A new universe has been created for all the players, everywhere. Even some who never played live there. But this isn't about them.

    John Egbert and Karkat Vantas live together there, as well. John goes to University. Karkat works as a mechanic.

    Only one question remains: What now?

    (I will add more tags/warnings/characters/relationships/ect. if/when they apply. Also, when I write John, he tends to come out as the male version of "Mary Sue".)

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    12/12
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    18
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    12
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    414
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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
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    253
    Kudos:
    834
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    281
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    31056
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    After some unfortunate news, Dave's ashenmates try to cheer him up.

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    595
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    1/1
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    3
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    77
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    Tavros starts a snowball fight with Eridan, and Terezi finishes it.

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    617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    51
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    Having too much free time Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week: Equius admires Schwarzenegger in Terminator

    Previous movies:
    Con Air
    Ghost Rider
    Harry Potter
    The Shining
    The Room
    Tangled
    Jackass

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    88,762
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    188
    Kudos:
    89
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    11
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    2731
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    After the game, the trolls and cherubs are randomly assigned to one of the four households back on Earth. With hard feelings everywhere, and a new planet where humans and trolls co-exist to explore, where do the villains fit in? Caliborn, who mourns his lost opportunity to become Lord English. Aranea Serket, who has to ask herself if she was actually trying to help, or just help herself. Damara Megido, who appears to hate everyone who tries to open up to her. Kurloz Makara, who is still willing to follow his false deities to the grave, dragging his quadrants down with him. And Gamzee Makara, who in all his capricious clown foolery, still remains a mystery, even to the ones who used to (and perhaps still do) love him.

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    35,028
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    2940
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    Meenah finds out an unpleasant secret about her auspisticized rival.

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    329
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    1/1
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    3
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    99
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    Relationships are hard. Being a teenager is hard. And conrolling hormones is damn near impossible when you cant get away from thirteen other people in the same situation.

    Contains much pornography, many surprising relationship developments, many more unsurprising relationship developments, and some more porn. Canon-typical levels of violence and murder. Assume canon up until the end of act 5. Please, also assume that every chapter Eridan is in might squick you out.

    Chapters are titled with whichever character's POV they are written in however I like. Chapters are somewhat nonlinear.

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    30,251
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    2804
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    Damara's auspistice and rival drag her to the midnight premiere of a human movie and ask her to behave.

    I am very determined to bring more ashen romance stories into this world, this isn't the last you'll see of this.

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    467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
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    83
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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    13,060
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    429
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    KANAYA: What Ever Happened To Your Concern For Terezi And Gamzee
    KANAYA: Were All My Lessons In Auspisticism For Nothing??
    ROSE: I tried!
    ROSE: I tried, Kakaka.
    ROSE: But aushitspitschism... or whatever...
    ROSE: Is's
    ROSE: It sactually REALLY HARD!

    The tale of the failed romance that was Gamzee♣Rose♣Terezi

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    2
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    The game was finally won, but as a stipulation, everyone has lost memories of their respective world and lives. No quadrants, no hemospectrum, no ancestors, no game. The three Vantas boys wake up, dazed, in a dark cave with no idea how they got there or why they share the same last name.

    Now they're on a mission to retrieve their memories.

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    12,151
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1179
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    John, Dave, and Karkat get into relationships based on magic hypnosis (consensual) and troll pheromones (not so much). Then they act surprised when there are problems. Features slow relationship-building; a lot of confusion on John's part about his post-hypnosis sexuality; and shirtless cuddle-papping pile scenes.

    It's going to be pretty funny when they figure out about the pheromones.

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    47,620
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    7470
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    Alternatively: how Eridan followed exactly none of the advice given to him

    (prompt for kinkmeme)

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    2
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    4
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    "After being stuck in the same body as that pissblooded fuckface, I guess becoming kismesises was inevitable.
    Feferi offered to auspiticize, but I haven’t decided if I wanted her to formally be our auspistice. I haven’t decided if that was wise or not. We saw Sol in the dream bubbles sometimes, with us being dead and all. It was my fault she was dead and it was my fault that I was dead so I guess I kinda deserved that one."

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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    1
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    45
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    Before the scratch, Karkat was known as the Pitiable. He was culled by the highblood known as the High Rapso Al-Giedi, of the purple caste, and the capricorn sub-caste, as a gift from the Empress, Her Imperial Compassion. Born and raised as a hivetroll, he eventually grew up to be one of the most influential men in the revolution against the Beforus Empire.

    Karkat and Meenah discover the Pitiable's old letters to his grubmother, the Counture, and decide to brush up on some Beforus history, if only to cure their boredom.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    31
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    6
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    After the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, Kankri uneasily prepares for the arrival of his offspring.

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    8,216
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    422
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    It isn't like he stopped being the leader just because the enemy was fought and defeated. Then again they have too many leaders and too little to do, and it's bound to turn into a catastrophe sooner or later.

    Especially when you forget that not everything is finished after all.

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    8,585
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    539
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    When Gamzee is in need of a swimming teacher, Feferi is more than happy to help her friend. But will the two trolls find more than friendship on the horizon, or will stray emotions pull them both under? [Gamzee x Feferi] Rated M.

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    15,939
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    834

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