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    A series of one-shots, attempting to write a transformers story for every kink on the kink bingo dreamwidth.

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    51/?
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    You are lying on the floor, and every part of you is in pain. Your walking cane fell out of your hand, and you don't know where it is in this sea of Legos that you are lying in.
    You are Sollux Captor.
    You feel around near your feet for the mysterious object that you tripped over, and eventually lay your hand on your brother's four wheeled device.

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    Right as you’re finally wading into the delicious, warm water you hear a choking noise behind you. Curiously, you look behind you to the sight of Nepeta’s face flushed a shockingly strong olive color and Jade undressing herself to reveal… nothing underneath. Oh. Oh wow. What are those nubs? Why is there hair down there? And more importantly, why is Jade *so glubbing toned*?
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    TROLL GOOGLE HISTORY LOG

    TROLL GOOGL---E )(OW DO I KNOW IF MY FRIEND IS PAL--E FLIRTING WITH M-E

    TROLL GOOGL-E )(OW ABOUT ASH-EN FLIRTING

    TROLL GOOGL-E W)(Y AR-E ALI-ENS SO )(OT

    W)(AT AR-E )(UMAN NUDITY CUSTOMS

    W)(AT AR-E T)(OSE CHEST NUBS FOR TROLL GOOGL-E

    W)(Y IS T)(-ER-E *)(AIR* DOWN T)(-ER-E??

    )(OW QUICKLY CAN P-EOPLE VACILLAT-E TROLL GOOGL-E

    TROLL GOOGL---E ANSW---ER M---E!!

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    "Fef," he said, pleadingly. And that was all he said. He cleared his throat, as if the words were caught in it.

    Feferi's smile faltered for a second, long enough for Sollux to step forward with a growl.

    "Fuck off, Eridan." he said, voice low and threatening. "I don't care what Kanaya says, you can't make up for what you did. It doesn't matter how many half assed apologies you make."

    --

    Sburb is over. All the dead trolls are returned to the new world. Eridan is working to make amends, and seek forgiveness.

    Sollux has no intention of granting it.

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    Dave Strider has been forced into a marriage that he doesn't even want to be a part of, but he's so afraid of what'll happen if he doesn't go through with it. When he decides to practice so that he doesn't mess up, he realizes he's done something very, VERY dangerous.

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    6/?
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    5
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    34/?
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    5/?
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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    24/?
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    Once upon a time, some alien mobsters adopted some babies. This, for some reason, made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo Bearded Wizard Slash on board FUCK PARADOX SPACE IN EVERY SINGLE BLACK HOLE: THE MOVIE --

    TT: This shall serve as a repository for my magnum opus.
    TT: I tease. This is a chronicle of my early days of trollhood.
    TG: yes plz tell us everything about you playing ye olde alien trouser flute

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] banned turntechGodhead [TG] from memo Bearded Wizard Slash --

    TT: I would never dare to steal the thunder from your own memo, dear brother.
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    Collection of logs to bridge the first week after Covalent.
    1) Rose & various; Feferi
    2) Dirk & Tavros, Dirk & Dave
    3) Jade & Gamzee
    4) Roxy & Eridan
    5) Dirk & Roxy & ??

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    1/1
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    Three sweeps after the end of the game, Terezi finally gets to the Legislacerator academy. She didn't know how she expected it to go, but not like that.

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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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    1/1
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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

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    Français
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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    11
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    • Part 1 of 2x2
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    English
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    100,128
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    711
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    Basically, this is a ton of drabbles that feature Irony/Ireney in multiple fandoms for no reason other than I have no other way to get these out of my head.

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    2/?
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    Compared to the absolute certainty of violent death at your heels, the large probability of an even more gruesome death is practically comforting.

    Karkat's having a bad night. Eridan's having a bad sweep. Maybe they can help each other out.

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    English
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    10,774
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    He's obnoxious and loud and you hate him. She's crazy and annoying and you hate her. She's kinda pretty, though.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,712
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    391
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    A two part Vantas x reader threesome fic. Being auspice to Kankri and Karkat is mentally wearing you down. Fortunately there is one auspice trick that you were not previously aware of to lift all your moods.

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    English
    Words:
    1,816
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1789

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