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    After a particularly bad day during which Stiles gets scratched by an alpha werewolf and pulls an unconscious Derek from a freezing river in the middle of the night, Stiles laments out loud that he wishes could just walk away from the supernatural world but he can't because he knows too much. In a bizarre stroke of luck, Derek happens to be awake for that bit and takes Stiles' memories of the supernatural.

    The next morning, Stiles wakes up naked in a strange man's bed with no clue of how he got there. All he knows is that there's something very wrong with him; particularly his memory because the more he tries to remember, the more he realizes that he has huge empty spaces in his memory of the past year.

    This is a story about Stiles trying to get his memories back, rediscovering the supernatural, and falling in love (and lust) with two people way too old for him.

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    3/?
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    The third day brings in the moving trucks and. . . Stiles Stilinski.

    Derek should not be surprised how fast news circulate in this small town.

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    3/?
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    Art for Free Condoms With Purchase by Dragon_Temeraire.

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    Derek, Awkward. Emotionally constipated. Always kind of angry. CEO of 'Hale and Sons'. Stiles. understanding. Efficient. Takes no shit. Head of Human Resources for 'Hale and Sons'

    Derek's trying to navigate his unexpected life. Throwing Stiles into that might just help.

    (will try and updated monthly)

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    3/?
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    5
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    43
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    17
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    1411
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    Sometimes, when Derek gets off work early, there’s a pleasant surprise waiting for him.

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    When John Stilinski sees Derek, he almost turns on his heels and calls in a dead body. The man is nearly skeletal, laying on the bed with his bare frame on display, horrible scars running across his skin. He'd have to revisit the conversation with Stiles about werewolves not scarring, because that was some contradicting evidence right there.

    After affirming the man had a beating heart, he draped him in a bed sheet and hauled his unnaturally light body to his car. Since he couldn't be demanding answers from an unconscious person, he would just have to interrogate his own son.

    And put Derek Hale both under his protection, and on a goddamn suicide watch.

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    5/?
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    596
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    160
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    7981
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    The alpha pack is in town, and they’re not too happy with the way things are in Beacon Hills. Stiles may have to choose between his life and his pack.

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    English
    Words:
    119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    718
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    Five times Stiles asked the wrong person for advice on Jackson's birthday and one time he asked the right person.

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    1/1
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    203
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    2037
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    Derek is an ace guy working at a sex shop, and he has a bit of a crush on one of the regulars (who he might have come out to, oops).

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    90
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    5911
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    Throughout the short months Derek has been spending at the Stilinski Orphanage, he's come to a few conclusions. One, for the Stilinski's, bullying is a zero tolerance thing. There are hundreds of kids staying under their roof and they want things to be peaceful.

    Of course, with that many children in one place, with different backgrounds and ethnicities, not everyone follows this rule. The thing is that because the Stilinski Orphanage is actually very popular and well respected, kids circle in and out in a decently fast cycle. Enforcing the strict no bullying rule isn't always as effective, and so sometimes, these bullies get called to the headmaster's office and then transferred to another orphanage, in a place that's far, far away from Beacon Hills.

    Except Derek knows better.

    He's pretty sure the Stilinskis eat the 'transferred' bullies. Not that he really cares.

    --
    Happy Early Halloween!

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    Derek likes kissing Stiles, honestly he does. Until he doesn't.

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    Derek Hale wakes up on his thirteenth birthday to discover his father's mythical ancestry has a sick sense of humor. At the age of 13, Derek becomes a fairy godmother. He makes due with what was dealt to him and at the age of 28 decides to get a tattoo and goes to a tattoo shop owned by ... Scott McCall. The connection is instant that, as they get to know each other, blossoms.

    [aka this is the fluffiest fluff to ever fluff according to a friend of mine]

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    Comments:
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    424
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    So I got this idea from a text I saw on Tumblr. The text simply said: "How u mad at me cause my dick small." And for some reason I just thought of Sterek.

    OR

    Stiles sends nudes, and Asexual Derek is not happy about this.

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    7
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    3027
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    Scott loves Allison. Allison loves Scott. Scott likes Isaac. Isaac likes Scott. Allison likes Isaac. Isaac likes Allison. It really shouldn't be that complicated.

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    Derek is asexual, Stiles is not. They make it work.

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    "Speaking of Derek," Erica says, leaning forward interestedly. "What about him? You've been together, what, five years now?"

    "Nearly seven."

    "Shit, really? Well, he's obviously the longest relationship you've ever had - was it a shock when your desperate, wanton lust for each other started to die down?"

    Stiles laughs. "Erica, Derek and I don't have sex."

    "Yeah, pull the other one."

    "We don't!"

    Stiles has never seen so many jaws drop at once. "What?"

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    The problem with having your soulmate's first words to you tattooed on your arm is knowing your whole life that you're fated to be with a jerk. It's enough to make Stiles want to date other people ... which is how he winds up dating his soulmate's nephew.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    1333
    Hits:
    72746
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    The Hale family in Beacon Hills is famous for two things.

    1. They were the biggest werewolf pack in the area.
    2. They had the largest percentage of littles and caregivers in one family, probably in over a hundred years, and even a hundred years ago, they had a lot.

    They had the best daycare center around.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    7382
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    [tw poly week - quote/song lyrics]
     
    “So let me get this straight,” she starts. “You, Allison, Derek, Scott, and Lydia all went around kissing each other?”

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    9
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    809
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    [tw poly week - alternate universe + ace character]

     

     

    Stiles is excited for his twenty first birthday, but even more than that, he's excited to celebrate it with his partners, his pack.

    Also his friends are jerks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1137

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