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    Also known as the (mis)Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon (the first in a trilogy!) Crackfic but the kind with effort put into it, not a sloppy oneshot that reads like the author was high

    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProductions' Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three (in the works since 2012), and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist. Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show!

    As seen on scatteredplotpress.wordpress.com

    Oh, and fyi, we swear kind of a lot in this.So if that bothers you, send us a message or comment and we'll see about putting out a censored version if there's interest

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    28/?
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    Artemis Fowl II receives a letter with no return address, which tells him to go all the way to a camp in New York, just because they say it's where he belongs. The 12 gold coins don't help his curiosity, and neither does the secretive attitude his parents assumed upon seeing the letter. Curiosity usually ends up killing the cat, and its no different for the Fowl scion either.

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    10/?
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    30
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    6
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    An experiment gone wrong has Artemis falling into a world inhabited by incredible creatures known as Pokémon, and where the main pastime is Pokémon battling. Landing a gig as a research intern for one Professor Sycamore, Artemis shall journey across the Kalos region in search of a way back home. But what is this Team Flare nonsense all about?

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    3/?
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    19
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    2
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    At the tender age of 8, Artemis vowed to never let his emotions get away from him, to never feel so much he would put people in danger. To never use his powers if not absolutely necessary. And so he did, banishing his emotions from his heart and incasing himself in armor made of ice.

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    3/?
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    27
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    49
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    9
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    420
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    There is no rational, scientific explanation for why Artemis begins to remember.

    Or: Holly is the last puzzle piece to fall into place.
    Post-series coda for Artemis’s birthday (1 September), and some closure.

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    1/1
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    34
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    11
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    Trouble didn't always hate Artemis this much, did he? Maybe a date with a colleague was a bad idea. Set before TAC.

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    1/1
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    Years in the future, an elf and human are reminded of who they are to each other. Subtle A/H

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    The concept of Old Souls is widely known, even if not many people believe it. Artemis and Ciel are too alike, it can't be a coincidence. What happens when Sebastian finds out about the similarities?

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    Holly had an awful Quidditch practice and Artemis gets to hear about it. (I'm not shipping them, this is a platonic fic.)

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    3
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    Artemis was found in the garden. Limp. Sick. There is no mark of physical harm . . . so what happened to him? And why was he attacked? (This is written as if The Last Guardian never happened (by which I mean never written, I changed a few things that were explained in there, so this is something of an AU.)

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    55
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    6
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    Before their stories began, Artemis Fowl and Richard Gansey spent countless hours researching online. It was only a matter of time before their paths crossed.

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    1/1
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    3
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    The Districts struggle, not just to survive, but also to hide their secrets. Magic (and things far more dangerous) lurk at the edges of Panem. Werewolves, wizards, spies, and even a Holmes just try to keep their heads down. But this year, Artemis Fowl has a plan. A plan for this year's Reaping that may finally push the Districts to rebel. A plan that will bring all of their secrets to light. Of course, the Capital didn't survive the Dark Days by looking pretty. The secret to their victory still waits undiscovered and threatens to turn these Games into the final nail in 24 coffins.

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    54/54
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    61
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    60
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    11
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    After the techno-crash of 2012, fairy and human criminals have been working in conjunction at a rate that is increasing drastically. In order to combat this new threat to both human and faeries alike, a special task force comprised of none other than Holly Short, Mulch Diggums, Foaly, the Butler siblings, and Artemis Fowl himself, is assembled along with a new recruit to provide assistance on the human front. The newcomer, biologist Leigh Hardy, is ready and raring to go, but has a secret she's desperate to keep. Will the team be better for it, or will her reckless behavior throw Artemis and the gang in peril?

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    4/?
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    artemis visits his older brother and gets sick.

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    2/?
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    (Based off a recurring headcanon of a trans boy Arty)

    AU in which Artemis was assigned female at birth but realized throughout the years he actually felt like a boy inside. Props to Butler for being Artemis' Actual Father™ and Juliet for being a cute lil cupcake of anger. Artemis Senior being a jackass, what's new? Sadness, angst and self acceptance.

    This is my first published fic in ages and my first on AO3 ever so please be kind?

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    5,235
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    1/1
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    8
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    31
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    6
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    189
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    When he wakes up two weeks after his return to feel the dual pressure of the magic behind his mismatched eyes and the knowledge he's going to be responsible for the twins' amusement today, he almost wants to feign continued fatigue from his adventures. He may yet learn to love his brothers, but for now… for now he just wants to rest.

    He forces himself to his feet anyway.

    Artemis and Holly deal with the fallout after their time in Limbo. AU from the end of TLC.

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    1/1
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    14
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    1
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    Monty goes undercover to prevent the kidnapping of a young girl. Little does he know that Artemis Fowl would show up and ruin everything.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    2
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    The words hang awkward and heavy in the air and he feels Holly stiffen up, even from across the room. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

    Two years later and Artemis is making his way slowly, slowly through life and his ambiguous relationship with the illustrious Holly Short.

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    18,149
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    34
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    115
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    14
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    In a routine magical scan, the People stumble upon something shocking- the existence of magical humans, and schools built to teach them.

    Good thing they have fourteen-year-old Artemis as an ally- bored and still posessing magic he stole in the time tunnel four months ago- to send into Hogwarts as the most conspicuous unofficial secret agent ever.

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    English
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    10,143
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1418

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