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    Samus Aran is pissed. Livid. Furious.

    Her reputation's just been ruined by one of her closest friends. What's a badass bounty hunter supposed to do to make sure nobody ever talks about her behind her back again?

    The answer: Get even, no matter what.

    But her blind rage might just be a mask... and John-117 is the only person who can help her see that.
    Too bad he's the one in her crosshairs.

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    "Hey, man!" it chirped. "Long time no see!"

    The girl blinked slowly. "Um, hello?"

    "What's up with the cold shoulder, dude? Don't you recognize me?"

    "Uh…"

    "C'mon, Shadow. Don't tell me you're having one of your bouts of amnesia again. You really need to have that looked into."

    "I have no idea who you are," Ryuko said flatly. "And I really don't think I'm anybody named Shadow. I'm Ryuko Matoi, and I'm from-"

    "Aw man! You think you're a Japanese android this time! That's crazy. Well, I guess I'll have to jog your memory. I'm Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog."

    ***

    After the bizarre occurrences of the last round, Holly's distrust for Twilight reaches a boiling point, and the team splits once again. Holly attempts to chase down Twilight in the largest round yet, while Holly's mysterious doppelganger begins to make its own moves. Meanwhile, Hermione Granger, an elite agent of the Illuminati, encounters her own problems...

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    "Are you coming or not?"

    "I thought you worked alone."

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    A collection of sometimes (but not always) related drabbles from my own little version of the Artemis Fowl verse. More tags/warnings will be added as chapters are posted. Rating may go up in later chapters.

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    Or as Artemis likes to call it, an exercise in reading people.

    Or as Holly likes to call it, an exercise in tolerating Artemis.

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    Title isn't 100% related to story. When Artemis was revived, he wasn't strictly the same.

    Originally posted on and moved from ff.net

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    Nine months after the events in the last guardian, Artemis ponders his actions of forcing his soul into this clone body.

    Originally posted on and moved from ff.net.

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    When you make a decision you cant help but wonder if it was right or wrong, after her actions in the last guardian, Holly finds herself wondering the same thing. (Moved from ff.net - This was my first fic ever and had many mistakes. I've edited it slightly - mostly the bits that made me really cringe, but kept most the same.)

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    Artemis never thought coming back to life would be so confusing. He'd felt like he was flailing just trying to walk a straight line right now, sometimes it's like his brain started shouting that nothing was real.

    Butler and Angeline have a solution to help out, but Artemis is more than reluctant.

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    Mikasa stood, sheathing her swords, and looking across the city. She gave a short sigh.

    "This is Shinganshima. This was my world."

    "Is that so?" said Holly, lifting herself off the ground. No sooner had she finished standing than she found another sword at her throat.

    "I'm not letting you get away that easily. You're behind this somehow," said Mikasa with quite a bit of certainty.

    Holly rolled her eyes. "I'm behind this? What makes you think that?"

    "Because you are a small titan."
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    Holly follows the directions of the thing in the room and records Katniss' story, but sharing it causes the tribute to distrust her friend. As another large-scale round begins, both are forced into uneasy alliances. And what exactly does Twilight Sparkle want from the elf?

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    "It was customary to eat poultry on Coalition Day, a holiday that could be traced back to more than two hundred years ago. Older fairies had said that it was initially called Friendship Day, until humans moved to change its name. The story behind the occasion, they said, was the unlikely alliance between a fairy and a human."

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    The White Council meddles in Fowler affairs.

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    Domovoi Butler peut enfin respirer, et profite d'un moment de calme au manoir.

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    It was all because of the kiss by the ape cage.

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    Holly Short receives an unusual request from the creature in the dark room, and the Master of Games reveals the next challenge- a bloody game of keep-away over a seemingly insignificant ring. Katniss must face up to her inner demons, and a mysterious visitor from her past.

    And why on Earth is there a purple unicorn talking about friendship and magic?

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    Artemis and Holly discuss love and its repercussions. Set in a high fantasy AU where Artemis is a master necromancer and Holly is still that crazy girly captain, except she’s also an elf ranger.

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    After defying the Master of Games, Holly Short and Katniss Everdeen ponder what will happen next. The answer: A brutal new objective based challenge. Teams are formed, and it becomes obvious that more and more fighters understand the Combat's true nature.

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    What might have happened instead of Artemis Fowl book 6, if it'd happened in the Marvel Universe. Megalomaniacs ahoy!

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    When a Great Old One is mortally wounded, he summons warriors from a multitude of universes to do battle with each other so their anger will strengthen him. We follow Holly Short, a character from the Artemis Fowl universe, as the Grand Combat begins. But the Nexus of Carcosa has many surprises in store.

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    Based on the song Sugar We're Going Down Swinging by Fall Out Boy. Where Minerva is heartless and Artemis' heart has grown too much.

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