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    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly.

    Disclaimer: We own nothing and make no money off of this. All characters, fandoms, quotes, and references belong to their creators. We're only borrowing them! However, we do own Cats are Weird, Snooky, Stanley, Camel, Foofy, Camel's mom, Anna, Miranda, Elaine, Anna the Elf, and all other original characters AND the storyline. Thanks!

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    Artemis Fowl II has been living among the People for almost a decade now, and things are going well. The love of his life is in his arms each night, he has a career that is both fulfilling financially and intellectually, and he's got more friends than he ever imagined he'd have.

    What's he going to do when he faces one threat he'd never thought he'd ever face? What's he going to do when his past comes surging up and turns his own mind against him?

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    This is inspired by Kitsune Heart's Living Universe stories, and is basically "The Atlantis Complex" set in THAT continuity.

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    "Ah--where was I--weeping angels." The Doctor whirled to face Clara, eyes frighteningly wide. "I've found a cluster of them. All looking in different directions. But they're not moving. They haven't moved in… three days."

    "Alright, so… what's unusual about that? I've seen them, they're like statues."

    "Ssh! No, listen! They're inside a mansion. A human, Earth mansion. And none of them. Are. Moving. Do you understand what that means? Maybe--maybe there's something worse than a weeping angel, something that can…can harness it's energy, or stop it, *kill* it."

    "And they're out there?"

    "Yes." His eyes glittered. "I've known about it for centuries, but I've never looked."

    Clara stared absently at his tie. She'd never known him to be afraid. He was too curious. "Are we going out there?"

    The Doctor nodded. They pushed the doors open together, emerging into a well-furnished bedroom.

    "Don't blink," said a young, disembodied voice with an Irish accent. "It's time for a little experiment..."

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    Artemis Fowl the second had been collecting information for his 'plan' of kidnapping a fairy—a letter from an owl, though, momentarily halted his research. After much thought, it was decided. He would attend Hogwarts, a school that apparantly taught magic. It's not to make more friends; he has both a plan and a motive at hand. The poor wizards and witches will never know what hit them. AU. 1st year.

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    Artemis was born a girl, and his father despaired. A girl could never run the family business. At the age of four, she had already begun to prove him wrong. An AU where Artemis was always a girl and Holly was always a boy.

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    The unofficial ninth book in the Artemis Fowl series - post-reset, human society is settling back down, and an organization called Knighthood is becoming increasingly troublesome. Rumors of another forgotten fairy family are bubbling up. To top things off, Butler discovers he has a son...who is one of the dragons that Knighthood is trying to capture. Also Root and Vinyaya are still alive. Implied Root/Vinyaya. I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t self-insert.

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    War has come between the humans and the fairies. Artemis never kidnaps Holly, and at the tender age of fifteen is working for the government, keeping the fairy race away from humanity. Yet, fate still dictates a certain chance meeting. AU Hartemis

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    Artemis always knew this day would come. He had tried to deny it on multiple occasions, but it had always been there. Always been an inescapable fact. And as he stood on the edge of the gravesite, the freshly turned earth under his shiny dress shoes, he felt something pass through him that he hadn't been expecting. Regret.

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    Artemis got a glimpse of the future, but of all the things he expected to see, himself, Artemis Fowl II, heir to a criminal empire and the only human on Earth who knows that fairies are real - or he used to be, anyway - kissing someone.

    (Knowledge of ARAGO is not necessary to read.)

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    In the weeks leading up to the release of the seventh Artemis Fowl book, "The Atlantis Complex," Eoin Colfer teased fans with promises of a "Big Reveal." Kitsune Heart proposed a contest to write the best fic explaining what that "Big Reveal" would. These are the entries, all recorded as podfics.

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    My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want the most to say.

    Podfic of "Things Best Left Unsaid" by Kitsune Heart

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    Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp.

    Podfic of "Like I Like My Coffee" by Kitsune Heart.

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    Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?

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    That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.

    Podfic of "Zeno's Paradox" by Kitsune Heart.

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    Artemis discovers a few things that should have been obvious, and wonders why he didn’t realize it sooner.

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    I'll be reposting this work after it undergoes heavy revision and work. I'll leave this one up for several months before I delete it properly

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    What if Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson, Danny Fenton, and Harry Potter are brothers? Now they're all going to Hogwarts! And Edward Elric is also going to Hogwarts, what happens when an amateur alchemist from Amerstris is there? What happens is humor and drama.

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    Oneshots, stories, drabbles and excerpts that never went anywhere, were abandoned, or that I lost interest in. Time was spent creating them, on my part, however, so I give what there is of them to you. Enjoy.

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    Artemis Fowl in the biggest dilemma of his life. The fairies or his own species? Set after TLG humans captured and interrogated a fairy. In knowledge of this, the fairies decided to strike first out of fear of the upcoming war. Watching powerless his world around him to crumble A.F. II now official heir has to decide who to side with in this war of species! What will be his choice?

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    Artemis Fowl is the ice and he’s the fire, he’s deadly and cold and cruel and…delicate. But it doesn’t really matter because she exists only for one person and she wants to burn. Set during Artemis’s memory lost and what happens if Opal returned later than expected.

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