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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    This is Liz's birthday present which she requested a scene between Rimmer and kryten. Part of episode 2 of my series. Please see my wattpad (same name as my A03) for 'Two Rimmer's' for my episode.

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    Arnold Rimmer faces his demons after the events in Siliconia.

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    Mild spoilers for Siliconia Red Dwarf XII

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    Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

    This story is a work in progress. Your comments, reviews, and opinions would be deeply appreciated! :)

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    Set during and after series XI - After eighteen months of being gone, a familiar face suddenly comes back into the Dwarfer's lives. As time goes by Rimmer begins to remember past events involving Aria, which drudges up both good and bad memories.

    On top of it all, they crash land onto a strange, alien infested planet and have to save the entire galaxy from total obliteration.

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    Why would Rimmer suddenly refuse to sleep in his bunk?
    (Set directly after Cured.)

    --- Spoilers for Red Dwarf XII Cured!! ---

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    Will Lister and Rimmer get their shit together to face the sexual chemistry between them? And with the arrival of Nirvanah Crane, does it even matter anymore?

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    SO SMEGGING HYPED YOU GUYS/GIRLS/NON-BINARY IT IS MERE HOURS AWAY NOW AAAARGH

    ~based on a discussion had a while ago about whether or not it was necessary or politically correct to emphasise Lister’s accent through phonetic spelling (TL;DR - very good points made on classism, racism, etc), combined with a pun from the Goodness Gracious Me live show~

    Barely beta'd, slammed out whilst watching cartoons because why not.

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    It's blue, because of course it smegging is.

    An introspective Rimmer contemplates life through the medium of poorly-made jewellery.

    (Written to celebrate the doubtless delight that will be series XII. Rimmer/Lister established.)

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    What's a guy to do when Hitler likes them just a little bit too much?

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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    Rimmer leaves Red Dwarf and finds himself on an artificial world called Genesis - his only companion is the planet's caretaker, Exuberant Witness.

    Dedicated to Paul C. Giachetti. He was my long term beta for Holoman. Without him, I don’t think it would’ve been as great as it is and these side stories, even Fragments, wouldn’t exist.

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    “Told you I'd be back for breakfast,” comes the trademark Ace drawl before the Rimmer's familiar nasal voice rings out. “Oh sod it, yes it's me.”

    “Goal-post Head?” the Cat stares between Lister and Rimmer. “I thought he – you - were dead?”

    “I lied,” Rimmer says bluntly. “Look do you think we could talk about this later? It's just that it's a very long story and I've just dodged three smegging simulant warships to get here.”

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    Rimmer has an authority kink, and other obvious things.

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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    An ever-growing collection of various short ficlets I've written based on prompts.

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    Within deep space, Samus Aran receives a distress call from a mining ship called Red Dwarf. After hearing that there is life on bored, she makes her way to their ship. Question is, will she tolerate them enough to assist them?

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    How would life on Red Dwarf be different if Arnold Rimmer had come back as a ghost rather than as a soft-light hologram? Hardly different at all, it turns out. Written for Halloween (but very early because I'm going to be busy in October.)

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    Rimmer decides to give his younger self some different advice which doesn't change anything like he assumed.

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    A hundred years was not enough time. Forever wasn't too much to ask, was it?

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