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Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
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Pretend that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are some letters a few characters might send to him with their Christmas wishes.
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Crack ficlets for the funny list of things NOT to do at Hogwarts.
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A restricted spell goes awry, and Severus Snape is left scrambling to cover his tracks. Meanwhile, Argus Filch turns out to be surprisingly good with small children, the nature of time is proven to be fiddly and anyone's guess, and (at least one) Severus gets a second chance at life.
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"It began, like so many Hogwarts traditions before it, as a joke."
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An angry Argus Filch stumbles into Dumbledore's shower and lets off some steam.
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In the aftermath of the battle, Argus does the only thing he can.
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Fred and George are seeking a special book to help them in their creation of a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes treat. Madam Irma Pince, the Hogwarts Librarian, thwarts them at every turn.
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Tom Riddle and Argus Filch: Most recent correspondence as seized by the Ministry of Magic.
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Argus makes amends for playing hooky.
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- Part 3 of Hard Men
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Severus Sentius Princeps finds satisfaction in his patron's house, in a manner unbefitting a Roman citizen.
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A young Argus Filch is caught out after curfew.
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- Part 2 of Hard Men
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Mrs Norris is "just an intelligent (and unpleasant) cat" (JKR), an ordinary cat, and Harry is the Hogwarts' assistant caretaker. Sort of. The Headmistress has a murder on her hands, and will call on anyone she can to solve it.
(So there's your warning: post-canon canon character death.)
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Filch catches Remus out after hours.
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Snape decides to branch out a bit on his upcoming assignment.
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'Deathly Hallows' Gap-filler. We all know what Ron, Hermione and Harry were doing during the events of the seventh book; this is the story of the second Dumbledore's Army, led by Neville, Ginny, Luna and Seamus, and the resistance against Snape and the Carrows.
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Harry Potter Drabbles - Gen by Celandine
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Pirates of the Caribbean
21 Jul 2011
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Drabbles with a variety of non-pairing-related situations in the Harry Potter-verse.
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Did you ever notice in that "pyjama party" scene in GoF how quickly Snape and Filch both made it to the scene, and how near-by Snape's quarters seemed to be? Um…yeah.
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When the Hogwarts house-elves are felled by a virus, the students find out that outward appearances can be deceiving. Octuple-drabble.
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A few years after the War, Severus returns to Hogwarts to teach. But he finds that his job isn't quite what he expected it to be.
With grateful thanks to my wonderful alpha/beta team, Annie Talbot, Machshefa, and Subversa. And also, of course, to JKR the owner of the characters and many of the settings I have reimagined for this story. Anything you do not recogniise from the books is mine, as is the story - however, I still don't make money from it!
This is a WIP and as such I have no idea how many chapters there will be. 20 is just a random number I picked. Updates will not be swift in coming - life is busy.