1 - 20 of 46 Works found in Argus Filch/Severus Snape
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In which Severus discovers the power of sixteen and sex.
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- Part 3 of Black and White and Red All Over
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In which Sirius spends entirely too much time imagining what sort of terrible things Filch is doing to Severus Snape.
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- Part 2 of Black and White and Red All Over
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In which Severus is a sound sleeper and Argus wants points for attendance.
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- Part 1 of Black and White and Red All Over
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A restricted spell goes awry, and Severus Snape is left scrambling to cover his tracks. Meanwhile, Argus Filch turns out to be surprisingly good with small children, the nature of time is proven to be fiddly and anyone's guess, and (at least one) Severus gets a second chance at life.
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Severus Sentius Princeps finds satisfaction in his patron's house, in a manner unbefitting a Roman citizen.
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Did you ever notice in that "pyjama party" scene in GoF how quickly Snape and Filch both made it to the scene, and how near-by Snape's quarters seemed to be? Um…yeah.
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Snape is determined that Harry won't suffer as he did. But that's just the start.
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Cambridge student Severus Snape had a plan for his first time. Shagging the plumber didn't figure into it.
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"He told Mr. Filch he was a virgin..."
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Despite his aspirations and pretensions, there is only one place in the castle where Severus feels right.
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In which Albus Dumbledore makes an error, Severus Snape is certainly not married, and Argus Filch is the happiest man in the world.
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"The world, as Argus Filch saw it, could be divided into two distinct groups: those who existed to cause him trouble and those who didn't."
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How do you think a former Death Eater and a Squib spend their free evenings at Hogwarts? (A story in seven chapters for the seven books + prologue.)
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Argus Filch is called stalker by the students because when he catches them shagging he doesn't make his presence known and waits instead until they notice him on their own. Argus Filch's difference from the rest of the Hogwarts population however doesn't lie just in the fact that he is a squib and thus no one has any idea that not one pair of students has yet aroused him. But that is about to change... or what occurred behind the troubles with Fluffy and the Philosopher's Stone.
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There are strange goings on at Hogwarts. Smut, humor, and a side of Hagrid.
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V dalším pokračování mojí minisérie o Snapeovi a Filchovi se Snape konečně odhodlá přesunout jejich vztah do ložnice.
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Po Poskokovi a Snílkovi se přesouváme do další knihy a Snape se musí vyrovnat s tím, že Filchovi zkameněla paní Norrisová. (Původně to měla být legrační povídka, ve které Snape Filchovi pořídí plyšovou kočku... bohužel ho to ani nenapadlo.)
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Pokračování Poskoka, ve kterém Snape Filche využil k ukojení své momentální potřeby. Filch se samosebou potřebuje ukájet taky - akorát si na to musí vystačit sám.
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Jak tvrdí moje oblíbená Rex Luscus, do Harryho Pottera je potřeba dopsat všechen ten sex, co se odehrává, když se Harry nedívá. Vizte tedy, jaký hrozný pohled by se Harrymu v prvním ročníku naskytl, kdyby si pro zabavenou knížku přišel do sborovny o chvíli později.
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Prof. Longbottom deals with Argus Filch's possessions after the caretaker passes away.