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    After the war, Severus and Argus realize that perhaps they're not quite as different as they thought.

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    Filch despises the snooty magical kids who crawl over his clean castle - until one day, he meets a boy who treats him with respect.

    Mr Filch, sir.

    Oh yes, he could get used to that...

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    What could be more beautiful than a marriage out of love? One out of spite, of course.

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    История, в которой Альбус Дамблдор совершает ошибку, Северус Снейп вне всяких сомнений не женат, а Аргус Филч — счастливейший человек на земле.

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    When an illicit book comes into his life by chance, seventeen-year-old Severus Snape discovers sex magic (or the next best thing to it). He embarks on an experiment (for entirely academic purposes), enlisting the caretaker as an unsuspecting but eager test subject (for purely pragmatic reasons), only to find the results more interesting than even he hypothesized.

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    Professor Snape and Mr. Filch discover a few common interests. Short, no plot to speak of, and no, there will not be a sequel. Extra points if you figure out the title.

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    Argus Filch doesn't like people. Or magic. Or mop buckets.

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    Severus认为毅力是一种美德。

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    与Filch所预想的不同,Severus从不允许剧透糟蹋掉一个好故事。

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    单单是当楼长并不难,但是处理好跟Filch的关系又是另一回事了。

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    Severus认为,除非人人都成天琢磨着搞场谋杀,他们就不会对这档子事大惊小怪。

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    Severus通晓圣布鲁特斯问题少年安全中心的所有捷径,其中一些纯粹由他一手发掘。

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    "This isn't so much an arrangement as it is...a state of affairs." A slice of life from Severus's first year teaching.

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    Severus considers the virtue of perseverance.

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    After Voldemort's first defeat, Snape's grief and guilt are overwhelming, and he starts thinking about ending it all. But there's someone in the castle who's been watching Snape since he was a child, someone determined to put him back together again.

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    ...“So that is why the very same February morning saw a large, rangy old tabby cat pad along the dungeon corridors with a piece of contraband between her pointy teeth...”

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    Breaking Filch is a foregone conclusion, but Severus has never let knowing the ending put him off a good story.

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    Based on the scene in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone where Snape is dressing the Cerebus bite wound in the Staff Room. Cracky porn ensues. Don't judge me for this, Snargus is real

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    The broom cupboard was the only place they fit – spine to sternum, back to chest, Snape to Filch.

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    Being made prefect was easy enough, but now there is the matter of what to do with Mr. Filch.

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