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    “It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.” Han attempted in pointing a finger toward Luke, however, under his heavily influenced state, Han ended up sticking his finger straight into Luke’s mouth.

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    Luke tells (or, er, shows) Archer how he feels. It goes better than either of them expects...

    ...until it doesn't.

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    Couldn't have been exactly easy for Barry the Shithead Cyborg Dylan to chloroform Malory, kidnap her, and get her underground. Let's explore.

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    Ray Gillette has had his fair share of injuries, setbacks, and oppression; but this takes the goddamn cake.
    (Set during season 7, between some major missions or whatnot)

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    3/?
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    Lana was conscious, but she wasn't awake; her body was alive, each sensation a rippling impression of color across her muscles. She blinked, a soft red flickering across her vision as she both saw and felt the motion of her eyelids closing. Her hand lifted to her lips, arm blazing a brilliant yellow with the movement, and she took a luxurious drag from a dying cigarette.

    All characters, locations and scenarios were pulled out of a hat to create this story, which was written in 30 minutes or less.

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    Ray finds himself in the Imaginarium of Doctor Krieger once more. Cyril pays him a few visits. Set between Season 6 and Season 7.

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    Flight delays mean Lana is just tired.
    Really short piece, no plot, basically just don't want it sitting around on my computer.

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    Sequel to "Dukes and double Dukes!"
    This is gonna be my first time trying to write some smutty stuff. Please be patient
    I will try to finish it quickly

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    1/?
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    Throughout her illustrious career, Malory Archer has made numerous enemies (once as a field agent and as former director of ISIS).
    The list of suspects begin to outnumber their allies will Sterling Archer and fellow agents be able to rescue her....at all?

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    Archer...drunk...I have no idea where this is going. Literally. Archer just kinda writes himself, i just do the typing, y'know, cause he's a cartoon.

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    Archer and Lana pose as an engaged couple at a wedding expo. What could possibly go wrong?

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    International Spies do not get sick! Well....maybe just this once.....

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    A series of drabbles involving Archer.

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    Malory is dying, and Sterling doesn't know how to cope.

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    Slater really would have preferred a team of CIA operatives.

    Holly tries his best to console him.

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    Everything goes wrong on car chases - that's kind of a given. Archer and Cyril get some awkward bonding done while waiting for an extraction. (8. Action: character must drive a car)

    Series
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    Little something for The Figgis.

    Never expanded on because lost interest: lazze.

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    Archer makes the ultimate sacrifice for the woman he loves.

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    Archer pops the question

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    LOST: Ocelot, semi-tame, answers to Asshole. DO NOT TOUCH / WILL BITE!

    Less about Babou, more about the complete shambles that masquerades as a spy organisation. (7. Pet)

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