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    Archer and Lana have a conversation while locked in a secure vault.

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    Archer continues to stalk Ray and drags Krieger along for the ride.

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    Love Archer?
    Love the Inquisition?

    Kreiger somehow (don't ask) lands Sterling Archer right outside the gates of Skyhold. Scout Harding stumbles across him and assumes he must be an assassin, he is brought before the Inquisition for judgement. Despite their combined expertise they've never encountered anyone quite like Archer before (has anyone?) and struggle to work out what to do with him...although the Inquisitor has a few ideas.

     (Only rated teen due to some in character swearing and implied sex)

    NOW COMPLETE!!!

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    26
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    2
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    392
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    Archer's felt a little different since almost drowning.

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    1/1
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    Lana loses all inhibition after getting drunk and horny. Archer makes a deal to give her ten orgasms before the sun comes up, and it's his choice how he gets her off. Of course, he makes sure to take care of his own needs as much as he possibly can. [ Wise-cracks, unresolved sexual tension, in-character banter, and immense amounts of smut]

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    2,706
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    Pam is a Deadpool fan girl. She also turns Hydra agents into jelly with the flick of her fabulous wrist.

    Series
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    374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    71
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    Small fic based on Murphy's Cop's Law #36: The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    Alternative Universe

    The series diverges from Book 2 of the Last Air Bender. Jarro, the highly unlucky successor of Avatar Korra, uses timebending, a form of energybending in an attempt to prevent the murder of his elderly great-grandfather Bolin. This takes place after Season 4, where Korra accidentally timebent into the future with Team Avatar and helped Jarro defeated Vaatu again. Jarro dies from cancer, a few weeks before his 36th birthday. He reveals to Bolin only, that Korra dies on her 141st Birthday, 9 months after Jarro's conception, which occurred an hour after Asami succumbed to old age. The setting is the day after Korra and Asami enter the Spirit World.

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    Cheryl's pushy. Pam pushes.

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    1/1
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    4
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    They're fighting for their lives until they aren't, and then they are again. Wit-gathering respites are fleeting. With Veyla ever-clinging at his robes, Snape strives to grok the rippling paradox that drags the three through trials of space and time. Commander Shepard, unphased, defers and holds the line.

    When Veyla steals a lunch bag of cocaine from the Yakuza, there's a showdown at Apache Pawn in Sapulpa, Oklahoma.

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    316
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
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    2
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    21
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    “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” Arthur C. Clarke.

    The world in under attack. Extraterrestrial invaders have come for unknown reasons and have begun a campaign of terror and destruction. With millions of humans devoured, disintegrated, or captured, the fate of humanity teeters precariously. In response to the threat of giants and little green men from beyond the stars, the nations of the world have elected to activate the XCOM Project to study, combat, and attack this extraterrestrial threat.

    Yet to do that they will need leaders, soldiers, scientists, and spies to fight both the aliens and those who would take advantage of the chaos. The XCOM Project will bring together the best humanity has to offer to turn to tide against the invaders. The time to strike back against those who would hunt humanity to extinction is now.

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    2/?
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    Archer/Lana fills for a Tumblr kissing meme.

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    4
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    Takes place during S5. Lana, pregnant and bitchy, attempts to sort through her feelings involving a certain someone. The rest of ISIS attempts (keyword: attempts) to help.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    31
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    3695
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    You aren't just another fling.

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    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Lana was never very good at listening to what she knew was best for her. Pre-S1 fic, a look at how Archer and Lana may have gotten together. Also, spanking kink.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1155
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    Archer takes Pam to rehab after the events of season five, and things between them get a little deeper.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    12
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    437
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    Summary

    A catastrophe occurs.

    Language:
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    10
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    363
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    “Oh, I think he just looked tiny compared to your massive hands. He’s middle-sized.”

    “Middle-sized,” she said.

    “Right.”

    Middle-sized. Archer, have you ever even interacted with a baby before?”

    Language:
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    21
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Based on the second half of Archer:Vice

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    2
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    14
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    The blonde's head could solely nod so much at such an ill prepared beverage as the fog overtook his vision every so often. If only Ray was certain apropos the mad scientist's methods & competences (or simply had not inquired the man about the. . .subject) he could have sworn he wouldn't be in an aberrant position. Little does he know how that intricate mind of his can provide him an exquisite delusion in order to neglect the space revolving around his body.
    (w ow first fanfic, much wtf, amaze)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    240

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