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    I haven't written anything for this show even though it's literally incredible

    so here's a drabble I wrote into season 4, episode 3: "Legs"

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    What did Cyril and Pam really get up to in his office when Archer was captured by pirates? The world may never know, and they certainly don't. But here's what I think might have happened...

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    Cyril gets tattooed.

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    Cyril and Pam get married and take a cross-country road trip for their honeymoon, but there's plenty to derail them between New York and LA...

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    17,171
    Chapters:
    6/6
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    2
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    81
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    Based on the writing prompt "Hogwarts gets a new teacher: Sterling Archer." A one-shot that turned into a story.

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    5,507
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
    5
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    4
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    53
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    Cyril's feeling sorry for himself. Pam helps out.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    9
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    136
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    Pam organizes a karaoke night for the gang as a team-building exercise. It goes about like you'd expect.

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    1/1
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    2
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    When Archer sees Ivy again on the campus of Country Day Pre-Pre-School, he gets, understandably flustered. But not just because Ivy used to bully him when they were kids.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    219
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    Inspector Gadget's niece, Penny, is all grown up and needs a job. Malory Archer needs a new techie. Mad scientists need love too. Guess what happens.

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    English
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    7,986
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
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    216
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    Stan and Pam meet, uh-oh.

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    345
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    43
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    Post Job-Offer, Lana's found out Cyril's been cheating, she blows off Archer only to rethink that. Because what happiness has playing it safe and being responsible gotten her? So maybe she won't feel better, but at least she can't feel worse. Not when he's doing that thing with his tongue.

    Language:
    English
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    1,089
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    366
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    Love. It's not as easy as you anticipated. That's kind of the Cheryl Tunt guarantee.

    Language:
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    1,519
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    128
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    Of course Lana's heard of Sterling Archer. Her boss' son, the Manwhore of Manhattan. But he's heard of her?

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    520
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    1/1
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    17
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    300
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    AJ is sent to the principal's office for punching a guy who groped her. The principal calls Archer in, which is A Mistake™.

    Language:
    English
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    2,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    560
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    // Working title //

    They had an unspoken connection, built on eye contact and brushes in the hallway. They could make each other blush from opposite ends of the room. Not a word was directly exchanged between them, but Ray still felt he was his closest friend.

    They made eye contact at the pep rally. Ray waved to him with a blue pompom and a smile. Ray could see him blush and look away. "Who is that?" one of the girls asked, quirking an eyebrow at him, her pompomed hand resting on her waist. Ray turned to look at her, heat blossoming across his face.

    "I have no idea..."

    Language:
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    223
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    152
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    Kinda bitter that Abbiejean wasn't in S7 more so here's a quick thing about Archer accidentally on purpose bringing her on a surveillance mission. Spoiler alert: he wears one of those baby pouches.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    498
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    Archer gets shot in the stomach after their cover is blown, leaving Ray to remove the bullet and clean the wound, as well as keep them hidden.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    974
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    Post Deadly Velvet Part II. Lana's not ready for a breakdown.

    Language:
    English
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    923
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    379

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