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    When Archer sees Ivy again on the campus of Country Day Pre-Pre-School, he gets, understandably flustered. But not just because Ivy used to bully him when they were kids.

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    Inspector Gadget's niece, Penny, is all grown up and needs a job. Malory Archer needs a new techie. Mad scientists need love too. Guess what happens.

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    So Sterling finally met his dad, that's good...right?

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    Stan and Pam meet, uh-oh.

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    Post Job-Offer, Lana's found out Cyril's been cheating, she blows off Archer only to rethink that. Because what happiness has playing it safe and being responsible gotten her? So maybe she won't feel better, but at least she can't feel worse. Not when he's doing that thing with his tongue.

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    Love. It's not as easy as you anticipated. That's kind of the Cheryl Tunt guarantee.

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    Of course Lana's heard of Sterling Archer. Her boss' son, the Manwhore of Manhattan. But he's heard of her?

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    AJ is sent to the principal's office for punching a guy who groped her. The principal calls Archer in, which is A Mistake™.

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    // Working title //

    They had an unspoken connection, built on eye contact and brushes in the hallway. They could make each other blush from opposite ends of the room. Not a word was directly exchanged between them, but Ray still felt he was his closest friend.

    They made eye contact at the pep rally. Ray waved to him with a blue pompom and a smile. Ray could see him blush and look away. "Who is that?" one of the girls asked, quirking an eyebrow at him, her pompomed hand resting on her waist. Ray turned to look at her, heat blossoming across his face.

    "I have no idea..."

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    Kinda bitter that Abbiejean wasn't in S7 more so here's a quick thing about Archer accidentally on purpose bringing her on a surveillance mission. Spoiler alert: he wears one of those baby pouches.

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    Archer gets shot in the stomach after their cover is blown, leaving Ray to remove the bullet and clean the wound, as well as keep them hidden.

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    Post Deadly Velvet Part II. Lana's not ready for a breakdown.

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    100 themes challenge #4. "Dark"

    Krieger's mind is a scary place. Sometimes he even scares himself.

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    100 themes...#3. Light

    Just when it seems like the end, there's hope...wearing a bustier and some hot spandex.

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    100 themes #2- Love. Decided to do something unconventional.

    All Malory Archer wants is someone to understand her, to love her.

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    Archer 100 themes- 1. Introduction.. Decided there isn't enough good Archer Fanfiction.

    At first she was just a rival and a Conquest. At first he was Her boss' Jackass son, and a pretty decent spy.

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    Sequel to "Dukes and double Dukes!"

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    “It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.” Han attempted in pointing a finger toward Luke, however, under his heavily influenced state, Han ended up sticking his finger straight into Luke’s mouth.
    Edit 5.29.16: I spelled my own title wrong omfg fixed some typos too!

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