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    Love Archer?
    Love the Inquisition?

    Kreiger somehow (don't ask) lands Sterling Archer right outside the gates of Skyhold. Scout Harding stumbles across him and assumes he must be an assassin, he is brought before the Inquisition for judgement. Despite their combined expertise they've never encountered anyone quite like Archer before (has anyone?) and struggle to work out what to do with him...although the Inquisitor has a few ideas.

     

    (Only rated teen due to some in character swearing and flirting)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,850
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    197
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    Cheryl's pushy. Pam pushes.

    Language:
    English
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    2,187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    They're fighting for their lives until they aren't, and then they are again. Wit-gathering respites are fleeting. With Veyla ever-clinging at his robes, Snape strives to grok the rippling paradox that drags the three through trials of space and time. Commander Shepard, unphased, defers and holds the line.

    When Veyla steals a lunch bag of cocaine from the Yakuza, there's a showdown at Apache Pawn in Sapulpa, Oklahoma.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    316
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    16
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    “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” Arthur C. Clarke.

    The world in under attack. Extraterrestrial invaders have come for unknown reasons and have begun a campaign of terror and destruction. With millions of humans devoured, disintegrated, or captured, the fate of humanity teeters precariously. In response to the threat of giants and little green men from beyond the stars, the nations of the world have elected to activate the XCOM Project to study, combat, and attack this extraterrestrial threat.

    Yet to do that they will need leaders, soldiers, scientists, and spies to fight both the aliens and those who would take advantage of the chaos. The XCOM Project will bring together the best humanity has to offer to turn to tide against the invaders. The time to strike back against those who would hunt humanity to extinction is now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,435
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    1645
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    Archer/Lana fills for a Tumblr kissing meme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    302
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    Takes place during S5. Lana, pregnant and bitchy, attempts to sort through her feelings involving a certain someone. The rest of ISIS attempts (keyword: attempts) to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,265
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3490
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    You aren't just another fling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    517
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    Lana was never very good at listening to what she knew was best for her. Pre-S1 fic, a look at how Archer and Lana may have gotten together. Also, spanking kink.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    976
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    Archer takes Pam to rehab after the events of season five, and things between them get a little deeper.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,283
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    393
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    A catastrophe occurs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    335
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    “Oh, I think he just looked tiny compared to your massive hands. He’s middle-sized.”

    “Middle-sized,” she said.

    “Right.”

    Middle-sized. Archer, have you ever even interacted with a baby before?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,891
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    788
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    Based on the second half of Archer:Vice

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    704
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    377
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    The blonde's head could solely nod so much at such an ill prepared beverage as the fog overtook his vision every so often. If only Ray was certain apropos the mad scientist's methods & competences (or simply had not inquired the man about the. . .subject) he could have sworn he wouldn't be in an aberrant position. Little does he know how that intricate mind of his can provide him an exquisite delusion in order to neglect the space revolving around his body.
    (w ow first fanfic, much wtf, amaze)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    191
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    Sequel to Additions. Lana and Archer make some choices. So does Malory. Pure fluff and also character development and also angst.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    990
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    Archer's plans for a night alone with Lana are changed by parenthood...though some things to remain the same.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    503
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    The world's most dangerous spy in the world's most dangerous city, what could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,375
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    964
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    Everything has to end some time and really, it's amazing she even got six months of mat leave because ISIS (read: Mallory) doesn't really believe in workers' rights. So here she is, Lana Kane, new mother and super spy, on her first day back and she's ready. Seriously, she could kick some ass right now. If she had to. Wouldn't even be hard. [Phrasing!] Except it's her first day back to being a super spy and she's a new mom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    430
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    “Lana, she tortured it out of me! I had no choice but to tell! She just had, like, women’s intuition or whatever, she could tell by my rosy paternal glow of fatherly pride!”

    Sterling Archer and Lana Kane are going to be parents again. Shameless, pandering domestic fluff.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1154
  19. Tags
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    Lana dies. Kinda.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,745
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    791
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    You were thinking that
    Running for it
    Would make a good story
    I was thinking you were crazy as hell
    And you were so
    Innocent
    But you were stealing my heart
    I fell in love in the back of a cop car

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    181

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