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    Sherlock/Archer crossover

    Sterling Archer and Sherlock Holmes have always been unwitting rivals in a petty competition between their mothers.

    Whose son would have the better career in the clandestine arts?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,283
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    405
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    Sterling Archer, callsign "Ocelot," is the best at Top Gun.

    At least until Dutch Dylan shows up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,438
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    Harry gets partnered with newly transferred Auror Pam Poovey, and together, they're assigned to investigate a possible illegal potions ring.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,878
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    163
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    Set immediately after Archer S8E6, Waxing Gibbous.

    Barry Dylan has got the whole gang cornered in Len Trexler's bloody mansion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    246
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    We can't always just cleverly bicker and make pop culture references all the time, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    457
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    Cyril and Ray sit down at the same bar by chance, and the night unfolds before them.

    (Set in S8: Dreamland.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    122
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    Drabbles and one-shots, loosely linked together, in celebration of the gayer side of the world's best bisexual secret agent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,236
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1537
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    Somewhere in the South Pole...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    652
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    Post-Tragical History. It's a day of fuck-ups for Cyril, beginning with the whole Spelvin fiasco and ending with an ill-advised conversation with his dad. One would think Cyril could manage to arrange a simple booty call but even that proves too much. Nevertheless, the results prove fruitful - much like an endless parade of cocktails with booze-soaked coworkers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,641
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    202
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    "So a retired spy, a rogue spy, and a cyborg walk into a bar..."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,208
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    565
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    At nineteen years old, Penny Stuart thinks that her cousin Abbiejean is maybe the most mature member of the Archer clan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    213
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    Арчер всегда получает то, что хочет.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    9,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    123
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    What happens when Lana tries Archer-izing a mission?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    340
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    Post Blood-Test: Ray feels guilty and helps Cyril get home safe after he's been doped up and drained of a litre of blood. Things get a little weird in Cyril's bathtub.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    255
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    Years before losing each other at the B&B in Vermont, Sterling Archer and Lucas Troy undergo espionage training to hone their spycraft skills. Sterling remains blissfully unaware of Lucas' feelings, and the two find themselves in a difficult situation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,332
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    917
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    The Archer AU nobody ever asked for.

    In case you're unfamiliar with Archer (seriously, go watch it, it's hilarious), think James Bond, except all of the spy agents are barely functioning alcoholics who all sleep with each other.

    **I missed the 1K word target by a wide mile -- I swear I tried but I couldn't stop!**

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    452
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    In Sterling Archer's world of international espionage and penetrating workplace drama,
    Trust is hard to come by, but
    It's supposed to be hard
    Slipping in undercover
    Ready to shoot off into the sunset and
    Work hard all night
    Dominating the evildoers and
    Fingering the perpetrators
    Archer might be a screw-up, but
    He's never a jerk off.
    And we like his spunk.

    Wait. Are we still doing "phrasing?"
    DAMMIT, MOTHER!!

    Music by Ivy Levan

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    120
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    Calling Malory from a weekend away, Archer and Lana have news Malory doesn't know how to respond to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    531
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    Abbiejean runs away from the Agency in LA on her eighteenth birthday. She calls her old friends up to help her go get the bounty hunter certificate she was training for for several years. Fearless and unafraid to die, AJ skillfully completes bounty after bounty, even with Archer tailing her every damn move like a rampaging tornado of fatherly anger. She does her job believing this would be the life she'd know forever... until the government began to notice her almost unnatural fighting ability and talent in collecting criminals. Slater and Agent Holly are called in and forced to kidnap her for a special program that involves a chair & a wedge through her fragile mind. A/N: Trigger warning. I'm sadly not joking in some of these chapters. (Personally, I have a lot going on in my life currently, but I'll just let Abbiejean keep me distracted.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,380
    Chapters:
    3/15
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    339
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    Lana's grandmother's 90th birthday is coming up and she's screwed if she doesn't find a date for the party. Archer volunteers. Against her better judgment, Lana agrees. Pre-season four confession, but after "Stage Two." Archer/Lana angst and UST.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    583

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