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    "So a retired spy, a rogue spy, and a cyborg walk into a bar..."

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    What happens when Lana tries Archer-izing a mission?

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    Post Blood-Test: Ray feels guilty and helps Cyril get home safe after he's been doped up and drained of a litre of blood. Things get a little weird in Cyril's bathtub.

    Series
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    Drabbles and one-shots, loosely linked together, in celebration of the gayer side of the world's best bisexual secret agent.

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    9/?
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    13
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    1
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    Years before losing each other at the B&B in Vermont, Sterling Archer and Lucas Troy undergo espionage training to hone their spycraft skills. Sterling remains blissfully unaware of Lucas' feelings, and the two find themselves in a difficult situation.

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    5/?
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    The Archer AU nobody ever asked for.

    In case you're unfamiliar with Archer (seriously, go watch it, it's hilarious), think James Bond, except all of the spy agents are barely functioning alcoholics who all sleep with each other.

    **I missed the 1K word target by a wide mile -- I swear I tried but I couldn't stop!**

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    40
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    2
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    In Sterling Archer's world of international espionage and penetrating workplace drama,
    Trust is hard to come by, but
    It's supposed to be hard
    Slipping in undercover
    Ready to shoot off into the sunset and
    Work hard all night
    Dominating the evildoers and
    Fingering the perpetrators
    Archer might be a screw-up, but
    He's never a jerk off.
    And we like his spunk.

    Wait. Are we still doing "phrasing?"
    DAMMIT, MOTHER!!

    Music by Ivy Levan

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    3
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    Calling Malory from a weekend away, Archer and Lana have news Malory doesn't know how to respond to.

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    1/1
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    12
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    263
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    Abbiejean runs away from the Agency in LA on her eighteenth birthday. She calls her old friends up to help her go get the bounty hunter certificate she was training for for several years. Fearless and unafraid to die, AJ skillfully completes bounty after bounty, even with Archer tailing her every damn move like a rampaging tornado of fatherly anger. She does her job believing this would be the life she'd know forever... until the government began to notice her almost unnatural fighting ability and talent in collecting criminals. Slater and Agent Holly are called in and forced to kidnap her for a special program that involves a chair & a wedge through her fragile mind. A/N: Trigger warning. I'm sadly not joking in some of these chapters. (Personally, I have a lot going on in my life currently, but I'll just let Abbiejean keep me distracted.)

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    Lana's grandmother's 90th birthday is coming up and she's screwed if she doesn't find a date for the party. Archer volunteers. Against her better judgment, Lana agrees. Pre-season four confession, but after "Stage Two." Archer/Lana angst and UST.

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    1/1
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    3
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    There's a first time for everything.

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    1
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    Murdoc, Todd, and Archer all stare at the massive screen. Noodle and Kwong were in very close proximity of each other with flushed faces and giggly smiles...and a few roaming hands in places that had the four men's eyes wide.

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    Even Archers can feel a Christmas whim every ten or so years.

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    17
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    After an accident in Kreiger's lab, Archer and Ray switch bodies. So naturally the first thing Archer wonders is what it would be like to have sex with himself.

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    48
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    4
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    AJ's family is a little unconventional, but it works pretty well for her.

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    Five minutes in an alternate scene from the White Elephant montage.

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    Just what it says on the tin!

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    Sterling and Lana are called off to a mysterious European government to act as a go-between for Malory, with Abbiejean in tow.

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    1/1
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    17
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    2
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    My favorite fictional characters ever are all the main focus of this story. I have tried to do the impossible and make them all the main character of this story. To find out more you'll have to read it ;) Hope you enjoy

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    1/?
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    I haven't written anything for this show even though it's literally incredible

    so here's a drabble I wrote into season 4, episode 3: "Legs"

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