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    Cheryl needs a lift, and it's not like they don't have a working relationship. They just don't have any other kind of relationship, which is fine by both of them.

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    Hermione raises her hand again. "Yes, Kelly Kiss-Ass?" Archer asks, sarcastically.

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    "Lana and I are being held hostage by ISIS. And no, it's not our ISIS. It's the other ISIS. The one that probably stands for... um... Irritating Shitheads In.... Syria... or something."

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    Lana has a very important question to Ray.
    This is un-beta'd
    Drabble idea I had to write down.
    I am addicted to writing about this fools

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    A mission goes wrong, as per the norm. For a prompt challenge. (5. Action: character must have a drink. )

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    Ray caught Pam and Archer and Archer has to stop him from telling everyone.

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    Ray talks Archer through a mission. Mostly an excuse to practice dialogue.

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    Pam calls the only other person who doesn't think it was an electric wang fiasco. They work their way through it.

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    “You all just want an excuse to eat cake, don’t you.”
    “What tipped you off?”

    The gang bakes a goddamn cake.

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    Poker night exists in a bubble, so nobody really minds getting a little personal.

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    Cyril is being a big baby about everything, and Ray is pretty done with things like intimacy - but he's in a good mood, so if a freebie will shut him up, it's not a huge price to pay. (Very brief mention of past canon skeeviness, but if you're in the Archer section at all you probably know what you're doing.)

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    How a shit-faced Lana and a determined Mallory develop a plan to get Lana pregnant and Mallory a grandchild... basically a fan theory of the idea of AJ

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    Malory's brilliant idea to smooth relations between England and America involves planting Team Archer on a BBC newscast to deliver coded messages that are designed to boost morale. Unfortunately Archer feels left out of the proceedings when Pam and Lana are named the anchors and does everything he can to sneak his way onto the airwaves - to the disgust of Brits everywhere.

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    Being friends with benefits with Cheryl can be exciting. And dangerous. And then exciting again...

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    Archer doesn't remember his father. But sometimes he has these little flashes - little memories - of a man and a meeting in a fancy restaurant.

    Oh, and Woodhouse was there.

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    The gang begrudgingly obliges Cyril's wish for gaming on his birthday, which in turn leads them into a real life-or-death situation when Cyril messes things up.

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    Set right after Pipeline Fever (in S2).... Lana goes back for Archer after leaving him in the swamp. Probably a few chapters cause I'm Sterling/Lana trash....

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    Archer's fucked up missions before. He fucks this one up too.

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    Ray Gillette decides to sue ISIS for disability discrimination.

    He hires Nelson & Murdock.

    It does not go well.

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    Until after you meet Tiffy, your sister is your whole world.

     

     

    Cecil Tunt, before he was her gross brother.

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