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    Lana's grandmother's 90th birthday is coming up and she's screwed if she doesn't find a date for the party. Archer volunteers. Against her better judgment, Lana agrees. Pre-season four confession, but after "Stage Two." Archer/Lana angst and UST.

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    There's a first time for everything.

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    Murdoc, Todd, and Archer all stare at the massive screen. Noodle and Kwong were in very close proximity of each other with flushed faces and giggly smiles...and a few roaming hands in places that had the four men's eyes wide.

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    Even Archers can feel a Christmas whim every ten or so years.

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    After an accident in Kreiger's lab, Archer and Ray switch bodies. So naturally the first thing Archer wonders is what it would be like to have sex with himself.

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    AJ's family is a little unconventional, but it works pretty well for her.

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    Abbiejean runs away from the Agency in LA on her eighteenth birthday. She calls her old friends up to help her go get the bounty hunter certificate she was training for for several years. Fearless and unafraid to die, AJ skillfully completes bounty after bounty, even with Archer tailing her every damn move like a rampaging tornado of fatherly anger. She does her job believing this would be the life she'd know forever... until the government began to notice her almost unnatural fighting ability and talent in collecting criminals. Slater and Agent Holly are called in and forced to kidnap her for a special program that involves a chair & a wedge through her fragile mind. A/N: Trigger warning. I'm sadly not joking in some of these chapters. (Personally, I have a lot to get off my own plate, but I'll just let Abbiejean keep me distracted.)

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    Five minutes in an alternate scene from the White Elephant montage.

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    Just what it says on the tin!

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    Sterling and Lana are called off to a mysterious European government to act as a go-between for Malory, with Abbiejean in tow.

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    My favorite fictional characters ever are all the main focus of this story. I have tried to do the impossible and make them all the main character of this story. To find out more you'll have to read it ;) Hope you enjoy

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    I haven't written anything for this show even though it's literally incredible

    so here's a drabble I wrote into season 4, episode 3: "Legs"

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    What did Cyril and Pam really get up to in his office when Archer was captured by pirates? The world may never know, and they certainly don't. But here's what I think might have happened...

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    Cyril gets tattooed.

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    Cyril and Pam get married and take a cross-country road trip for their honeymoon, but there's plenty to derail them between New York and LA...

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    Based on the writing prompt "Hogwarts gets a new teacher: Sterling Archer." A one-shot that turned into a story.

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    Cyril's feeling sorry for himself. Pam helps out.

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    Pam organizes a karaoke night for the gang as a team-building exercise. It goes about like you'd expect.

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    When Archer sees Ivy again on the campus of Country Day Pre-Pre-School, he gets, understandably flustered. But not just because Ivy used to bully him when they were kids.

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    Inspector Gadget's niece, Penny, is all grown up and needs a job. Malory Archer needs a new techie. Mad scientists need love too. Guess what happens.

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