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    Summary

    Flight delays mean Lana is just tired.
    Really short piece, no plot, basically just don't want it sitting around on my computer.

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    397
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    2
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    Sequel to "Dukes and double Dukes!"
    This is gonna be my first time trying to write some smutty stuff. Please be patient
    I will try to finish it quickly

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    English
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    879
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    8
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    Throughout her illustrious career, Malory Archer has made numerous enemies (once as a field agent and as former director of ISIS).
    The list of suspects begin to outnumber their allies will Sterling Archer and fellow agents be able to rescue her....at all?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Archer...drunk...I have no idea where this is going. Literally. Archer just kinda writes himself, i just do the typing, y'know, cause he's a cartoon.

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    1/1
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    Archer and Lana pose as an engaged couple at a wedding expo. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
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    2,250
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    1/1
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    2
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    17
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    1
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    539
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    International Spies do not get sick! Well....maybe just this once.....

    Language:
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    1,242
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    14
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    1
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    A series of drabbles involving Archer.

    Language:
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    728
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    21
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    Malory is dying, and Sterling doesn't know how to cope.

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    486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    1
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    Slater really would have preferred a team of CIA operatives.

    Holly tries his best to console him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    Everything goes wrong on car chases - that's kind of a given. Archer and Cyril get some awkward bonding done while waiting for an extraction. (8. Action: character must drive a car)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    214
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    Little something for The Figgis.

    Never expanded on because lost interest: lazze.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    223
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    Archer makes the ultimate sacrifice for the woman he loves.

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    English
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    596
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    Archer pops the question

    Language:
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    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    20
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    1
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    276
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    LOST: Ocelot, semi-tame, answers to Asshole. DO NOT TOUCH / WILL BITE!

    Less about Babou, more about the complete shambles that masquerades as a spy organisation. (7. Pet)

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    117
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    Cheryl needs a lift, and it's not like they don't have a working relationship. They just don't have any other kind of relationship, which is fine by both of them.

    Series
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    English
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    3,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    197
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    Hermione raises her hand again. "Yes, Kelly Kiss-Ass?" Archer asks, sarcastically.

    Language:
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    446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
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    1
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    173
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    "Lana and I are being held hostage by ISIS. And no, it's not our ISIS. It's the other ISIS. The one that probably stands for... um... Irritating Shitheads In.... Syria... or something."

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    1
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    Lana has a very important question to Ray.
    This is un-beta'd
    Drabble idea I had to write down.
    I am addicted to writing about this fools

    Language:
    English
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    255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    285
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    A mission goes wrong, as per the norm. For a prompt challenge. (5. Action: character must have a drink. )

    Series
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    5
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    97
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    Ray caught Pam and Archer and Archer has to stop him from telling everyone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    631

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