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    AJ is sent to the principal's office for punching a guy who groped her. The principal calls Archer in, which is A Mistake™.

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    // Working title //

    They had an unspoken connection, built on eye contact and brushes in the hallway. They could make each other blush from opposite ends of the room. Not a word was directly exchanged between them, but Ray still felt he was his closest friend.

    They made eye contact at the pep rally. Ray waved to him with a blue pompom and a smile. Ray could see him blush and look away. "Who is that?" one of the girls asked, quirking an eyebrow at him, her pompomed hand resting on her waist. Ray turned to look at her, heat blossoming across his face.

    "I have no idea..."

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    Kinda bitter that Abbiejean wasn't in S7 more so here's a quick thing about Archer accidentally on purpose bringing her on a surveillance mission. Spoiler alert: he wears one of those baby pouches.

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    Archer gets shot in the stomach after their cover is blown, leaving Ray to remove the bullet and clean the wound, as well as keep them hidden.

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    Post Deadly Velvet Part II. Lana's not ready for a breakdown.

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    100 themes challenge #4. "Dark"

    Krieger's mind is a scary place. Sometimes he even scares himself.

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    100 themes...#3. Light

    Just when it seems like the end, there's hope...wearing a bustier and some hot spandex.

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    100 themes #2- Love. Decided to do something unconventional.

    All Malory Archer wants is someone to understand her, to love her.

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    Archer 100 themes- 1. Introduction.. Decided there isn't enough good Archer Fanfiction.

    At first she was just a rival and a Conquest. At first he was Her boss' Jackass son, and a pretty decent spy.

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    Sequel to "Dukes and double Dukes!"
    This is gonna be my first time trying to write some smutty stuff. Please be patient
    I will try to finish it quickly

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    “It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.” Han attempted in pointing a finger toward Luke, however, under his heavily influenced state, Han ended up sticking his finger straight into Luke’s mouth.
    Edit 5.29.16: I spelled my own title wrong omfg fixed some typos too!

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    Luke tells (or, er, shows) Archer how he feels. It goes better than either of them expects...

    ...until it doesn't.

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    Couldn't have been exactly easy for Barry the Shithead Cyborg Dylan to chloroform Malory, kidnap her, and get her underground. Let's explore.

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    Ray Gillette has had his fair share of injuries, setbacks, and oppression; but this takes the goddamn cake.
    (Set during season 7, between some major missions or whatnot)

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    Lana was conscious, but she wasn't awake; her body was alive, each sensation a rippling impression of color across her muscles. She blinked, a soft red flickering across her vision as she both saw and felt the motion of her eyelids closing. Her hand lifted to her lips, arm blazing a brilliant yellow with the movement, and she took a luxurious drag from a dying cigarette.

    All characters, locations and scenarios were pulled out of a hat to create this story, which was written in 30 minutes or less.

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    Ray finds himself in the Imaginarium of Doctor Krieger once more. Cyril pays him a few visits. Set between Season 6 and Season 7.

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    Flight delays mean Lana is just tired.
    Really short piece, no plot, basically just don't want it sitting around on my computer.

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    Throughout her illustrious career, Malory Archer has made numerous enemies (once as a field agent and as former director of ISIS).
    The list of suspects begin to outnumber their allies will Sterling Archer and fellow agents be able to rescue her....at all?

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