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    After Archer pulls another on the job screwup, Malory can't imagine anything that would make her more furious. That is, until the two of them try to ride down in the elevator and they find themselve trapped in there together. But there's nothing like being locked in a room together to make a dysfunctional family hash out their issues. Takes place during season 4.

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    Achtung: Spoiler Staffel 5! Sterling Archer muss ständig an seinen Kuss mit Ramon denken. "Warum hat er das nur getan?" "Wie konnte er mich so belügen?" "Hat er etwa gar keine Gefühle für mich?" "Aber warum hat er mich dann darum gebeten, ihn zu küssen?" Das alles sind Fragen, die sich Sterling Archer stellt, aber er findet einfach keine Antwort darauf. Seine Gedanken kreisen immer mehr um den Kubaner, er kriegt ihn nicht mehr aus seinem Kopf. Doch was soll er nur tun? Ramon ist weg und er wird ihn vermutlich nie wieder sehen...

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    Nach seiner Lähmung kann Ray Gillette endlich seine Beine wieder spüren. Das hat er Dr. Krieger zu verdanken, der ihn allerdings auch kurz darauf dabei hilft, die erste Erektion wieder zubekommen...

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    Alternative Universe

    The series diverges from Book 2 of the Last Air Bender. Jarro, the highly unlucky successor of Avatar Korra, uses timebending, a form of energybending in an attempt to prevent the murder of his elderly great-grandfather Bolin. Each chapter takes place during Korra's youth and early adulthood. The first takes place after Sterling Archer from the TV series Archer accidentally transports his girlfriend, their child and two of their coworkers to first the Buffyverse, then the Avatarverse. The second chapter and subsequent chapters takes place after Season 4, where Korra accidentally timebent into the future with Team Avatar and helped Jarro defeated Vaatu again. Jarro dies from cancer, a few weeks before his 36th birthday. He reveals to Bolin only, that Korra dies on her 141st Birthday, 9 months after Jarro's conception, which occurred an hour after Asami succumbed to old age. The setting is the day after Korra and Asami enter the Spirit World. The ISIS crew deal with their new lives.

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    Krieger decides to experiment with oviposition; things go smoother than expected.

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    Donatello is fascinated by his human friend's hands, and everything they're attached to.

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    The ISIS crew has always had a certain reputations with the way they accomplish their missions, though it usually ends in a disaster, Archer and the crew usually do what they needed to do. However, as the CIA hired a group of certain indivisuals to help aid them, things get a little sticky.

    OCs based off my and friends' Online Characters in GTA Online.

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    You live like that, you live with ghosts.

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    Archer and Lana have a conversation while locked in a secure vault.

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    Archer continues to stalk Ray and drags Krieger along for the ride.

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    Love Archer?
    Love the Inquisition?

    Kreiger somehow (don't ask) lands Sterling Archer right outside the gates of Skyhold. Scout Harding stumbles across him and assumes he must be an assassin, he is brought before the Inquisition for judgement. Despite their combined expertise they've never encountered anyone quite like Archer before (has anyone?) and struggle to work out what to do with him...although the Inquisitor has a few ideas.

     (Only rated teen due to some in character swearing and implied sex)

    NOW COMPLETE!!!

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    Archer's felt a little different since almost drowning.

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    Lana loses all inhibition after getting drunk and horny. Archer makes a deal to give her ten orgasms before the sun comes up, and it's his choice how he gets her off. Of course, he makes sure to take care of his own needs as much as he possibly can. [ Wise-cracks, unresolved sexual tension, in-character banter, and immense amounts of smut]

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    Pam is a Deadpool fan girl. She also turns Hydra agents into jelly with the flick of her fabulous wrist.

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    Small fic based on Murphy's Cop's Law #36: The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.

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    Cheryl's pushy. Pam pushes.

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    They're fighting for their lives until they aren't, and then they are again. Wit-gathering respites are fleeting. With Veyla ever-clinging at his robes, Snape strives to grok the rippling paradox that drags the three through trials of space and time. Commander Shepard, unphased, defers and holds the line.

    When Veyla steals a lunch bag of cocaine from the Yakuza, there's a showdown at Apache Pawn in Sapulpa, Oklahoma.

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    “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” Arthur C. Clarke.

    The world in under attack. Extraterrestrial invaders have come for unknown reasons and have begun a campaign of terror and destruction. With millions of humans devoured, disintegrated, or captured, the fate of humanity teeters precariously. In response to the threat of giants and little green men from beyond the stars, the nations of the world have elected to activate the XCOM Project to study, combat, and attack this extraterrestrial threat.

    Yet to do that they will need leaders, soldiers, scientists, and spies to fight both the aliens and those who would take advantage of the chaos. The XCOM Project will bring together the best humanity has to offer to turn to tide against the invaders. The time to strike back against those who would hunt humanity to extinction is now.

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    Archer/Lana fills for a Tumblr kissing meme.

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