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    Trolls are not humans. They don't think. They are tools.
    We use trolls because they make good weapons. Their freakish reproduction system is perfect for telling which one's will be good for fighting, and which are only good for making more trolls.
    They cannot speak.
    They cannot think.
    They do not feel.

    This is what you've been told since your first day on the job, and honestly?
    It's all a load of bullshit.

     

    An AU where everything is terrible and no one is happy, ever.
    This fic is NOT for the faint of heart.
    You have been warned.

    --ON HIATUS--

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    Twelve trolls. Twelve future diaries. One survivor.

    The Lord of Time and Space is decaying, and only one may take his throne. One who is ruthless and cunning, one who can stand the bloodshed. Karkat Vantas isn't so sure he's up to the task.

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    4/?
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you NEVER though he'd be your SOULMATE.

    (Based off of the movie TiMER. Watch here ==> http://www.solarmovie.so/link/play/870262/ )

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    'You're just about to get up out of your chair and leave when she prances on in, apologising quietly as she sits across the table. This is certainly not who you were expecting at all. Across from you, all smiles and cheery attitude is the child prodigy, Aradia Megido. Well, she's a child in your books, anyway.'
    Aradia turns up at an arts meeting at the local highschool and it really all just goes downhill for her from there.

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    AU. The Arx, the largest tree on Alternia, serves as a palace for the high bloods, and as a prison for the low bloods. Karkat sneaks in to save a friend.

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    No SGRUB AU, post successful coup, in which no one is infallible, Sollux Captor fucks up royally, being an Empress sucks and Feferi Peixes makes peace with these facts.

    Features Feferi "Come Hell Or High Water" Peixes, Eridan "Why Am I Even Here?" Ampora, Karkat "Do What I Must" Vantas, Aradia "I Know Something You Don't" Megido, Kanaya "I Am The Last Sane Troll In This Ship" Maryam, Terezi "Why The Fuck Not?" Pyrope, Gamzee "For The Lulz" Makara, Sollux "Oh Shit" Captor, Nepeta "I Know How This Works" Leijon, Garfit "Shut Up" Imoogi, Aideen "Fuck You" Wukong, Agness "Why Me?" Syzygy, the rest of the Imoogi clade and a very, very wise Psiioniic.

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    Wherein I transplant Homestuck characters into the setting of Wind Waker. On Dave Strider's birthday, John's sister is kidnapped by a horrorterror, and the two join up with a band of pirates to get her back, setting sail for adventure across an endless ocean. Can they face down the terror of the Great Sea, the dark lordling Caliborn?

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    13/?
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    Aradia knows how to make an entrance.

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    Twelve new kids enter a high school and everyone introduces themselves to each other.

    Of course, friendships are made, and eventually relationships. Eridan and Tavros, though, aren't going to have it easy.

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    After the game, the humans were given the prize, becoming deities over a new, almost medieval Alternia. The trolls were sent down to this new Alternia with no recollection of the game or the old Alternia.

    Although when tension brews in Alternia when worship of The Knight is forbidden due to finding out he was a mutant, Karkat becomes a fugitive, and he embarks on a mission to find the gods, to find his destiny.

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    Homestuck characters in which I put in different situations for different ships, which they either get heartbroken, confessed to or confess to someone, or just fuck. Sllllllllllllllllllllllllowly will be updated when I have ideas. Heh.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you think something might be wrong with you.

    You're not sure exactly when it started. It was little things, at first, things that happened to everybody except they happened to you a lot more. Picking things up without remembering why, walking into rooms without even realizing it. Saying one thing when you meant to say another. Little things. But you've noticed that now it's not so easy to play off any more.

    Fuck.

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    Karkat has DID. The other Trolls are his alters. Things continue from there.

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    An anniversary, a birthday, a fight, and a scene of humanstucks. Not in that order.

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    Dave knows just what to do to entertain himself when things are a bit too quiet, and he's managed to rope Karkat, John, and Sollux into coming along. But just what has he actually gotten them involved in? Just a little breaking and entering, theft of personal effects from some of the most powerful women in the universe, as well as the usual brand of silliness and shenanigans we've come to expect from the former Team Adorabloodthirsty...so go ahead and skip over this; but i guess you'll miss... the panty raid... ;)

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    Jane never predicted this. After receiving the letters, she planned to have a safe and productive time studying at the academy with John; to graduate and get a stable job, and maybe even have a family.

    She didn't plan to get involved with a dangerous rebel army. She didn't plan to fall in love with their rebel prince. And she definitely did not plan to lead an army to war against the most powerful force ruling the city.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    ==>KARKAT: Feel inferior.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you don't do inferior. You are the THRESHECUTIONER CONSORT and a LIMEBLOOD, so all in all, you have nothing much to complain about.

    ==>OTHER KARKAT: Feel inferior.
    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and your perfect self just walked into the room. You would feel inferior but right now you might need to STRIFE.

    In Which A Large Rock Bearing A Laboratory, Several Young Trolls And Two Aliens Appears In The Flight Path Of An Unconventional Threshecutioner Crew Ship Whereupon The Crew Discover That The Trolls Are Alternate Versions Of Their Hatchmates, Including One Resentful And Also Rude Copy Of The Threshecutioner Captain Himself.

    Underage for meteor trolls and kids being about 8 sweeps (17.3 years) and Other Karkat being 11.5 sweeps (about 25 years).

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