12 Works in Applied Phlebotinum

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    Sam puts on Brittany's old Cheerios uniform. Wearing it does things to him...and to everyone who sees him in it.

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    1. A sequel to A Load of Goat's Testicles. 2. A really biased, barely edited ramble about the logistics of Hawt Tardis Console Sex™, sex-aids that are really good for your serotonin levels and how to deal with 'It’s Complicated’ when you don’t have a Facebook (I’m kidding. That’s not in here. Or is it?!).

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    A Surprise Sexswap™ occurs in the midst of a perfectly normal day in Cardiff.

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    Ten years ago, Elim Garak went under deep cover.

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    26/26
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    71
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    A collection of short mashup pieces; multiple 'universes' (AUs or canon) meeting up through various explained or unexplained means. New Additions: Something From Nothing (void!schach Dan, canon Rorschach) and Night of the Living Street PIzza (Possum!schach AU + Zombie AU).

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    5/?
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    In the coming of the new year, the Assassins attempt to consolidate their power in a paranoid Manhattan while Templars recover what they've left behind. At the same time, the Apple falls into the hands of a rogue scientist whose creations may turn the tide in either party's favor.

    --"Surely it was that golden ichor flowed through his veins, because death feared him and disease could never touch him."--

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    4/?
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    Rose has had her pet dog with her for nearly five years, and all that time, she's never once felt less than perfectly safe.
    It's his birthday, and for a pet she thinks of as so much more, she's prepared to make his birthday unforgettable, but instead, he makes it unforgettable for them both.

    [ my take on the reverse werewolves/dogs prompt, with fluffy stuff. find the prompt here http://pinchtheprincess.tumblr.com/post/99787456928/roachpatrol-dajo42-reverse-werewolves]

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    The last member of a doomed spaceship crew, Wikus crash lands on an alien planet.

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    332
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    76
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    With the Omega Lock destroyed, the last of The Thirteen makes a desperate gamble to revive his homeworld.

    Or, in which Alpha Trion and Shockwave end up fucking to save Cybertron. With science.

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    Hundreds of scenarios raced through Steve's mind when he'd been blasted - being turned into something, brainwashing, being reverted back to the way he was before the serum - but none of them involved growing a pair of white feathered wings.

    (In which Steve gets wings, Tony fails at personal space, Clint blames himself, and of course it's all Loki's fault.)

    (NOTE: This fic is being rewritten. See the notes for Chapter 12 for details.)

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    When the Makeover Fairy uses Block and Tease to construct a Nostalgia Clone from Lindsay's DNA, Lindsay finds herself out in the cold--and vowing revenge.

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    Sweden and Denmark wake up genderswapped. Finland has the answer. Denmark is deeply unhappy. Sweden confuses everyone. Norway has no patience for this. And Iceland is not in this story because he has better things to do than get caught up in the drama, seriously, what did you think?

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