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    Aziraphale and Crowley got a bit lost on their way to tea. Luckily, the stalwart officers of the Watch are there to help.

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    The Faceless Man miscalculates, and Peter Grant falls into a river.

    ...well, more onto a river, really. He may have bounced.

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    Recueil de ficlets pour le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork et la République du Peuple de la Rue de la Mélassière. À rallonger chaque année au temps des lilas...
    1ère vignette : L'issue était courue d'avance. 2ème: Police et politique ; au service de la Ville. 3ème: Un symbole si fugace. 4ème : Reg Shoe, Rentrer dans des boîtes. 5ème : Vimes et Keel, La fin du voyage. 6ème : Vimes et Young Sam, Une date mémorable. 7ème : Reg et la république, Tomber dans l'excès inverse ?
    8ème : Guet de jour et guet de nuit.
    9ème : petit Nobby, Sale morpion.
    10ème : Le cimetière des Petits Dieux.

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    Three days after his wedding, Vimes and Lady Sybil attend the funeral of Acting-Constable Cuddy.

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    The hot weather was making the City downright surly. The Thieves Guild decided to get into a spat with the Fools Guild over who held the rights to the game “Got Your Nose”. Small riots had erupted in Short Street after an argument over whether or not it was fair that female dwarves got to wear skirts in this hot weather. Not to mention the usual, standard everyday fare the Watch had to deal with. To top it all off, Carrot sent him home with a binder full of paperwork and the assurance that the Watch would have everything under control while Vimes got things in hand.

    How hard could doing paperwork in bed be?

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    When clerk Sweetpea Hakim makes the impulsive decision to become the city watch's press liaison, she doesn't expect to wind up the avatar to a disgruntled god. Then again, this is Ankh-Morpork, where unfortunately anything is possible.

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    Klatchian coffee has an even bigger sobering effect than an unexpected brown envelope from the tax man. In fact, coffee enthusiasts take the precaution of getting thoroughly drunk before touching the stuff, because Klatchian coffee takes you back through sobriety and, if you are not careful, out the other side, where the mind of a man should not go. – Men At Arms

    Missing scene from Men At Arms, what does Vimes see on the other side?

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    What started as an inability to draw guys for a fanart request has turned into a full blown AU!

    Namely, what if Sybil Ramkin was born Saul Ramkin, and Sam stood for Samantha as opposed to Samuel?

    So. Various incidents in the lives of Sir Saul Ramkin-Vimes, his wife the Commander of the City Watch, Duchess of Ankh, Lady Samantha Vimes, and their daughter, the Honorable Sybil Samantha Ramkin-Vimes.

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    CSI: Ankh-Morpork

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    Сержант Городской Стражи Анк-Морпорка Клинт Бартон постоянно попадает в неловкие ситуации, а Лорд Коулсон, Управляющий Патриция, старается над ним не смеяться.

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    mini recueil de mini fics sur le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork ;
    1ère vignette : L'art et la manière de suicider les gens sans se mettre le Guet à dos (ou pas).
    2ème : L'administration du Guet selon Vimes et Vetinari.
    3ème: Sur le Monde-Rond ça tiendrait avec du scotch...
    4ème : C'est Sergent Côlon, s'il vous plaît !

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    After leaving a mundane position with the Guild of Lawyers, Sam Winchester needs a job. Sam Vimes hires him. Meanwhile, Lord Vetinari has snagged his very own personal Huntsman, for the purposes of defeating an ancient evil that stalks the shadows of Ankh-Morpork. But does Dean believe in angels?

    Fusion AU, takes place in Discworld a year after the events of Thud! Watch out for Thud! spoilers, and possible tiny spoilers through SPN season 10. Updated whenever a new chapter is finished.

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    Nobby thinks Dorfl's Up to Something.

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    Twyla's on the run. Dorfl's on the case.

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    Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.

    But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .

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    Ankh-Morporkian children have been getting kidnapped for ransom, and Vimes still has no idea who is behind it. He can’t help but suspect that he could have solved this case so much faster if he were ten years younger.

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    A story told in Glorious May Twenty-Fifths.

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    There's a king on the throne of Ankh-Morpork, Vetinari is now a "private citizen" (whatever that means), and Ankh-Morpork is up to it's usual antics.

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    Samantha Ramkin-Vimes decided at age 6 she would be an engineer. Here is how she did it.

    My first proper chaptered fanfic. Many thanks to needlessly-spatial on tumblr for kindly beta'ing this.

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