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    In the Shire, hobbits say: “What lovely weather we're having.” They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffle pointedly, which roughly translates to: “This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host.”
    And I think that's beautiful.

    (Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette; the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing; and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face while the Company unintentionally sexually propositions him and challenges him to pie-eating contests to the death.

    Actions speak louder than words.)

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    Every member of the Fellowship has had to make some sacrifices on their journey, but good friends make sacrifices easier to bear.

    Not intended to be shippy, but I suppose this could be read as early Legolas/Gimli or even Legolas/Aragorn if you like.

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    Some of you listening to this probably know who I am, but for those of you who don’t, I’ll introduce myself. My name is Ray Narvaez Jr. For those of you who don’t know, I play video games for a living, or at least I used to before everything got fucked. How exactly did everything get fucked, you ask? Well that is a long story my friend. Actually it’s the story I’m supposed to you while I’m here. So here it is I guess, the story of how Rooster Teeth and a good number of its employees, my friends, met their end.

     

    Or. the time the RT staff participated in the Office Life of Mutual Killing

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    Bucky has a fear of heights. Clint is surprisingly helpful.

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    Béa Scheffer a 14 ans quand elle entre sur un coup de tête dans le cercle de contact des futurs Mangemorts. Elle, elle était juste jalouse de Lily et des Maraudeurs. Elle voulais juste donner un sens à sa vie... Mais qui aurait cru que cela aboutirait à ça.

    XxXxX

    "De toute façon" il argumente, en regardant par la fenêtre " C'était la meilleure chose à faire. Nous sommes dans le bon camp. Le camp des gagnant. " Il me tourne le dos, et je ne vois pas sa réaction lorsque je lui répond:

    "Parce qu'on va gagner ?"

    Mon ton n'indique pas vraiment si c'est là une question ou une affirmation.

    Comme quoi, les âmes tordues et désespérées se reconnaissent entre elles, et le monde tourne réellement autour de Lily Evans.

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    Che le tenebre siano intorno a te o nel tuo cuore, finirai col perderti per sempre se deciderai di voltare le spalle alla luce.

    Storia slash, di ambientazione soft fantasy. C'è un po' di umorismo (o almeno, le perfidie di un certo stregone biondo), un po' di romanticismo, e una buona dose di angst nel progredire della trama. Due coppie molto diverse tra loro, con la sfortuna di essere capitate in mano mia.

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    The Hawke family was used to life throwing hardship their way. Facing a Darkspawn army, fighting for life and freedom, meeting dangerous witches, it was all just life as usual. Sekhmet would fight to protect them even with her last breath. She had made a promise to Papa and she intended on keeping it, it was the least she could do after what she had done.

    Will Sekhmet and Anders save each other, or destroy each other?

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    A Baby Regal/Gold fic! Nightmares and a sudden accident have Regina spending Halloween with Rumple and Belle and guess who gets talked into taking her trick-or-treating? Get ready for a spooktastic crazy Halloween, dearies! AU, Rumbelle, Gold Standard universe.

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    Unlike the Batgirls, the Ex-Robins (and Robin) don't get along. Like, at all. After a call from a fed up and very determined Oracle, Bruce knew that something had to be done. The good news is, Oracle sent him a complete teamwork program list that could be applied to solve the tension between the Robins and allow positive interaction. The bad news? Bruce has to facilitate the entire whole-day session.
    Its like the Goddamned Batman didn't have enough on his plate already.

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    Twitter is one of the most popular web sites on the internet. For Louis Tomlinson its an outlet for people to publicly kiss his ass, crazy and obsessed fans to stalk him for a simple follow on a daily basis whenever he tweets and various people he doesn't know re-tweeting and favorite whatever random thing he says in the thousands. Sounds great right?

    Wrong, he was so over it.

    For once he wanted to know what people really thought of him. Why not walk among the fans? So on a whim he created a sass account and from then on the truth about himself from the fans was revealed. Good as well as the bad.

    One fan, or so he thought she was had gotten on his nerves. He tapped the follow button and the fun ensued.

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    After a bloody altercation at school, the courts sentence Sasuke to one hundred hours of community service. Sasuke takes employment at Saint Magdalene's soup kitchen, where he meets a headstrong vagrant who will change the course of his life.

    Updated every Saturday.

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    After numerous failed attempts to become popular, Thomas and Newt are mistakenly outed as a gay couple, which launches them to instant celebrity status. Seduced by their newfound fame, Thomas and Newt decide to fake their relationship to win homecoming kings.

    Things were going perfectly as planned, but then one of them fell for the other.

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    watch the trailer made by our wonderful friend, charlie: here

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    Perhaps in some other world, some other time, Light's demonic blood would have remained dormant and he would have never known the power that was his true birthright. Light is acting strangely so L moves in for a closer look-bad move. Light x L Yaoi.

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    29/?
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    From a Tumblr prompt for a Kidnap AU Angsty, with smut.

     

    Mindy and Danny are kidnapped. Time setting: Season 1, before either doctor became tolerable to the other.

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    AU. What if Cloud grew up not adoring Sephiroth? What if he didn't even grow up in Nibelheim? What if Aerith knew everything concerning her lineage? What if they knew all the secrets behind Shinra before they got involved? And who is this great lady they seem to talk about so much?What would happen if Hiro ended up working with Hojo a Cloud enters Shinra?
    The Turks have got their work cut out for them, so do those at SOLDIER. They have a spy on the inside, it couldn't be the scrawny new Turk, not experienced enough. Definetly not Aerith, she's being watched 24/7. It couldn't be Hojo's new assisstant, he's booked his workhours are all over the place,if not them than who?
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    Having her bakery on the block adjacent to that stupid floral shop had always been so frustrating for Emma Swan. It was just her luck that the place's owner, an arrogant Irishman named Killian Jones, thrived on pressing her buttons and making life as a small business owner so complicated. So what will happen when two stubborn people unexpectedly start mixing business with pleasure? Here's my take on this whole Killian!Florist AU idea with a couple of added twists. Rated M for sweet, sugary, and sexy themes :]

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    Taking a job as a mall elf was bad enough without a certain former rival to torment him.

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    "Life: You go to school in the hopes of getting a job that pays well and then you work until you die. And after? I didn't even make it through school- I kinda skipped over all that stuff and went straight to death. Never would I have guessed that after death comes dragons and magic, though." This fic features some explicit torture, gore, violence, crude language, a dash of romance, and humor. OC-centric with alternating POVs after chapter twenty-one.

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    64/?
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    It's been years since that night. At Aveline and Donnic's wedding, old feelings between Hawke and Fenris are stirred up.

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