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    The powers of Saints, Angels, and Demons are commonplace in Nakoma's world. In the face of the coming Apocalypse, she has been trusted with the greatest task of her time: collect the Seven Deadly Sins, forge them into an ancient blade to protect humanity.

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    There are two simultaneous themes in this story:

    1.) Dean, Sam, Cas and Mary are living in the bunker, trying to create some semblance of 'normal'. The shell-shock is palpable, but they're Winchesters...they're coping. Sort of.
    Mary is coming to terms with the loss of both her husband and the last 33 yrs of her little boys' lives.
    Dean and Sam are dealing with...well, we all know what they've been through. 'Dealing' is probably a strong word.
    Castiel is quietly struggling. He won't talk about it. Surprise.
    2.) When an unknown and insurmountable force threatens to fling Cas to the furthest reaches of space and time, an ancient spell to tether his grace to a human soul is the only way to save him. The tether will require close proximity and, eventually, constant physical contact.
    Guess who draws the short straw?

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    Jessica was once an Divine Angel of the Lord himself. But after getting kicked out of Heaven for the sin of Lust, and trying to help Lucifier and Satan rebel against Heaven.

    She's cast out from his light and heads to Hell. But even there she doesn't fit in and instead heads to the human world. Here she explores, travels and most importantly, fucks anything she finds attractive or desirable.

    Along with fighting demons from Hell from time-to-time, as well as some pesky Angels, whom she "punishes".

    WARNING: If your deeply religious, then you might want to skip this. Jessica isn't the nicest Angel anymore.

    This story may offend ALL religions. Viewer discretion is advised.

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    This is the story that was never meant to be told.

    Adam Winchester is getting his second chance to cause some damage. Or save the world. Maybe.

    Adam's mother abandones him to be raised as a Winchester and this one action changes the entire course of Adam's life.

    It's Adam's turn to make all the wrong choices. It's his turn to fight. To suffer. To sacrifice. To fall in love with an Angel against his will.

    This is the story of Adam Winchester. The forgotten brother. The one without a purpose. The Winchester who doesn't have a destiny.

    Yet.

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    Alexandra Singer has had a very long year and things don't seem to be slowing down. Castiel, in a last ditch effort to defeat Raphael, took in all the souls from Purgatory. Alex, her dad Bobby, and the Winchesters watched on as Castiel vanquished Raphael and sent the King of Hell Crowley running for the hills. The feeling of victory is short lived as it becomes obvious that Castiel has been corrupted by the souls he consumed. Now Alex is faced with a rogue Angel who thinks he's god, a best friend with all hell breaking loose in his head, and a man she loves that is too broken to love her back. All a day in the life of a hunter. Alex will need to use all her strength to hold her family together and face a whole new evil that none of them have ever seen... and maybe find a way to mend her & Dean's broken hearts.

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    Charlie hears about a bar that might just be their kind of weird and makes Cas take them all there. Only half of them make it through the door, and no one gets to drink. Also, Cas gets yelled at.

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    Everyone is born with a mark upon their wrist that forms over time to reveal the name of their soulmate. To Sam's dismay his is nothing but odd, indecipherable marks instead of a name. But he isn't alone in feeling like a freak. His brother also has a defective mark. Through a series of strange events and close encounters of the angel-kind they find out that their marks are actually Enochian.

    Heaven is experimenting with allowing angels to have human soulmates but they didn't think it was important enough to let the humans know. The angels participating are released from Heaven to find their other half, many of them stalking their unsuspecting humans for lack of understanding human etiquette or romance. The angels will have to come to the ultimate decision to remain angels in Heaven or fall for their soulmates.

    You can find the accompanying artwork by Nonexistenz here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12750198

    Special thank you to my betas: Emblue_Sparks, naruhearts and ComposerGhost.

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    "As long as I'm around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you."

    Isabella Earp is a fourteen year old, fun-loving, average teenage girl.

    At the age of three, her mother was murdered. Since then she's lived with her legal guardians, never knowing her real dad or the truth behind her mother's old life that led, eventually, to her murder.

    After Isabella's legal guardians are brutally murdered, and with nobody to go to, she finds her mother's journal containing information that would change her normal life forever.

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    What if the third Holmes instead of being a psychopath instead had run away to America to fight monsters and had gotten herself an angel boyfriend, Gabriel? What would she do after his death? (BTW Mary did die, but Eurus storyline, didn't happen.) Connected to an upcoming Gabriel fic, not sure where this is in the timeline since I'll be bringing him back, but yeah. Look or that, later, a lot later.

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    A witch's curse causes all the memories Naomi erased to start coming back to Castiel. But perhaps some things are better left forgotten…

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    When an angel gives everything up for the love of a human and is rejected, she was not expecting to be saved by a misfit demon who hated himself and hated being evil. He brings her back to his apartment and they begin a whirlwind adventure together. Just as things begin to settle down, a familiar face comes crashing into their lives hell-bent on turning them upside down.

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    In a world where demons try to survive and there is forbideen love

    Two demons of a forbidden families from a friendship that leads to heartbreaks and deaths

    Can the son of the Black Demon, find his way through darkness?
    And make everyone see who he truly is?

    Or will the gaurdians vanquish him into dispear.

    Through darkness and sadness two young demons embark on a quest of freedom...

     

    //I suck at summaries but please read/comment/ and enjoy!

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    Set during season 12.

    Cas comes home after looking for Kelly, without success. Dean waits for him, welcomes him back and convinces him to stay, but all three notice soon that some things are still haunting them. Together they have to come to terms with the past, make plans for Lucifer's son, and deal with the unexpected that their lives throw at them.

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    Castiel hadn't expected to be captured and given to Naomi for recalibration but the second he'd stepped foot back in Heaven that's exactly what had happened. Now after a week of Naomi digging around in his head Castiel finally realized exactly how Naomi planned to punish him for turning his back on his fellow angels.

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    Inspired by the prompt: "You're scared of haunted houses and Halloween attractions and I don't even know you but your friends left you behind (what dicks) so I'm gonna hold your hand and get you through this, alright?"

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    Castiel is human, in the bunker long-term, and messing up all the careful work Dean has done to keep his feelings buried. But their rapidly changing relationship isn't all they have to worry about. Things are getting complicated.
    Follows directly on from my previous fic 'Escalation'. Set suring S9, canon-divergent.

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    Your name is Joanna Beth Harvelle. You are looking for your mother Ellen, your father Bill, and your best friend Ash. You’re dead, Jo, and you are not in Hell.

    Thank the goddamn Lord.

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    Sometimes Dean wished he could just get in Baby and drive into the sunset. However, duty and family always call him back.

    The Angels have fallen. Sam is hurting from the aborted ritual. Cas is human. Crowley is, well sort of half-human, half-demon. Kevin isn't eating or sleeping. And seriously, Death just pulled up to the Bunker? It's definitely not Dean's day.

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    After Jess's tenth birthday party, Dean is forced to breakdown and explain the Winchester line of work to his son and niece. Dean and Sam answer their children's questions during a weekend away - only to return home and be reminded that hunters are never safe.

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    Dean Winchester had never known anything else. Growing up as a Man of Letters just as his father and grandfather did before him, Dean was aware from a young age the responsibilities shouldered both by himself and his brother, each destined to one day become the vessels to archangels, and fulfil a prophecy as old as Creation itself. He isn’t happy about it, but then who would be? His father is consumed by the loss of his wife, and Sam is a willing participant in preparations for the oncoming Apocalypse, thrilled by the power of the demon blood that Dean is certain must be corrupting him far deeper than anyone can know.

    And then there’s the angel. Captured in Maine on the 23rd April 1901, the dazzling and beautiful Castiel influences three generations of Winchesters, and in perhaps unlikely circumstances, alters the path of each of their fates.

    Legacies is told from Henry, John and Dean’s POVs, and runs canon-adjacent to seasons 1-5, telling an alternate timeline story where, ultimately, fate is unavoidable no matter how stark the changes. More importantly it is a romance with a moral, that attraction is rarely ever just skin deep, and that when it comes right down to it? Love is love.

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