19 Works in Amy Sedaris

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    "Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything." - Stephen Colbert

    They all thought Stephen was the more stable one. The more well rounded human being. Obviously all the quirks and all the slightly troubling signs he gave were just part of the character. Stephen the person was fine. Jon the person? Less so.
    They were all wrong.

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    1
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    Light-spirited bdsm (doesn't even merit caps) and the beginnings of an utterly consensual "non-con" scene. This is, at its heart, a total fluff piece. Just... a fluff piece about negotiating kinky-sex tendencies when they're not exactly complementary.

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    It's 1999 and Jon will do anything to impress his new boss.

    (A/N I have decided to post the rest of the chapters all at the same time so it may be a while until an update occurs. Thanks.)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
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    40
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    2
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    411
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    "That was my first kiss," Stephen whispers after a long pause, and she looks at him with wide eyes and laughs, and laughs, and laughs.

    A look at the relationships Stephen's had over the years.

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    2
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    48
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    4
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    533
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    “Cosa?!” Amy lo sta fissando con gli occhi spalancati, le braccia sollevate mentre si sta rifacendo la coda e un ciuffo di capelli che le scivola davanti agli occhi; lo riporta indietro e con pochi gesti veloci finisce la sua operazione. “Che vuol dire che Stephen non viene perché deve leggere?”
    Paul si stringe nelle spalle. “È quello che ha detto.”
    “Okay, andiamo a prenderlo a casa!”

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    Language:
    Italiano
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    Wherein our favorite newsies work the overnight shift of a 24-hour big box store.

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    1/1
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    13
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    3
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    385
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    It's the summer before college and Stephen Colbert is about to change Jon’s life

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    28
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    Prompt: Something with Jon being very protective of Anderson. Could be platonic or not.

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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    593
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    In which Paul is totally not a serial killer.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    128
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    1950s New York. Jon and Stephen have their own tv show and have their hands full with a circus-like cast and crew, not to mention a watchful network. Who the hell's got time to fall in love?

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    Stephen thinks about Amy.

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    English
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    370
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    4
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    The last year of high school always means talking about the future. Even when some people still have another year left after this. Stephen and Jon need to talk about themselves ... but Jimmy needs to be there, too. Janeane hasn't thought much about talking, but Denis has. And who knows what Amy and Paul are up to.

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    English
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    24,468
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    629
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    You can't chose who you love, but you can chose who you marry.

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    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    When dining with an eccentric commedienne, vocabularly is key.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Stephen’s future looks bleak, admittedly, but Amy and Paul are there to shine a light and make things look a little brighter.

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    English
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    2,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    753
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    Getting dumped by both his partners and trying to stay friends with them while spending weeks on the road together has won Stephen the Life Sucks Sweepstakes, until Steve becomes his new roommate.

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    2
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    Really, Jon and Stephen were never expecting a cantankerous inter-dimensional vortex to open up on the other side of the office water cooler. What they find in the alternate universe on the other side of the vortex is even less expected…

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
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    From the prompt by sirdrakesheir at FNFF: The one where Amy and Paul adopt a stray Stephen, get high, have sex, fall in love, and have some good times until Amy gets pregnant and everything falls apart horribly.

    This is that one

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    English
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    9,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    158
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    Stephen's never intended to be in the closet.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    413

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