2 Works in America (Hetalia)/Various
America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.
Devastated by a seemingly endless war, Alfred visits the home of Ivan, pleading for the Russian's help. But, what will he be asked for in return? Mostly RussiaxAmerica, but definitely lots of other US pairings.