19 Works in Amanda Palmer (Musician)

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    Ryan never knows when he's going to hear it, whether Spencer is going to give someone the word right away or wait almost the full week before handing it out. He doesn't know how many people will get it, or who they'll be, or where they'll use it.

    All Ryan knows is that when someone says the word, he drops to his knees and obeys.

    A podfic of Sex Scenes Your New Boyfriend's Too Vanilla To Read About, written by jedusaur

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    Gabe quickly rearranges his expression into his most winning smile, but the mortal must have seen the surprise flicker across his face. He takes a long look at her, searching for some tell-tale scrap of Otherness draped around her shoulders, woven through her hair, glinting in her eyes or shining out of her smile. He doesn't find anything, but he's been wrong before.

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    "Not finding a body could mean more than one thing, in their line of work."

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    Gabe quickly rearranges his expression into his most winning smile, but the mortal must have seen the surprise flicker across his face. He takes a long look at her, searching for some tell-tale scrap of Otherness draped around her shoulders, woven through her hair, glinting in her eyes or shining out of her smile. He doesn't find anything, but he's been wrong before.

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    Amanda hears the news on Sunday, but she doesn't hold her breath. She won't believe it until she's seen it for herself. Not until she's seen them lowering Emilie's body into the ground, not until she's seen the dirt falling on the coffin lid. Not until she's felt the tombstone cool and sure under her fingers.

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    Amanda hears the news on Sunday, but she doesn't hold her breath. She won't believe it until she's seen it for herself. Not until she's seen them lowering Emilie's body into the ground, not until she's seen the dirt falling on the coffin lid. Not until she's felt the tombstone cool and sure under her fingers.

     

    (Also, a bonus companion mix.)

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    "Eight years ago," Amanda begins, "Dr. Monae and myself began work on the ArchAndroid project. By the time they were ready, we'd designed and tested everything, right down to the cybernetics and the synthetic organs. Two months ago, we switched them on for the first time." Frank, Gerard, Ray, and Mikey are the ArchAndroids. Frank's got a faulty personality circuit, Gerard's primary memory chip is kind of temperamental, there's a bug somewhere in Mikey's speech protocol, and Ray's anger response lags like a motherfucker. They're also the world's most potty-mouthed robots, although with any luck there won't be any occasion for the world's press to find out about that. Written for Bandom Reverse Big Bang @ livejournal.

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    "It's okay," says Alicia. "I've got a secret weapon against stress."

    "What, like a standing massage appointment or something?" Amanda would love to get professional massages every week, but sadly she's a destitute student and that shit is expensive.

    "Not... exactly."

    Alicia looks speculative, like she's deciding whether or not to say something, and that just piques Amanda's interest. Nobody sticks with grad school this long without a strong urge to stick their nose everywhere it will fit.

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    They tell the world that they're dating, which should probably be some kind of grand romantic gesture, but nobody's surprised. He makes Amanda hold his hand in public, and she pulls him into corners and kisses him with teeth, and he's having trouble meeting deadlines.

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    Amanda Fucking Palmer does not use any juvenile, cowardly, paranoid code names over the wavelengths, fuck you very much.

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    Ryan never knows when he's going to hear it, whether Spencer is going to give someone the word right away or wait almost the full week before handing it out. He doesn't know how many people will get it, or who they'll be, or where they'll use it.

    All Ryan knows is that when someone says the word, he drops to his knees and obeys.

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    "Most of us are pretty chill. It's not like this is one of those maximum-security prisons full of murderers and crack whores. Well," he amended, "Ryan's a little bit of a crack whore."

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    This is what happened the time Fueled By Semen's main stars decided to compete for a million pageviews.

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    Gerard Way is the most awkward vampire ever, he lives in a world where vampires and Others where outed as being real about 50 years ago. The only thing he wants to do is work in a record store and keep his head down, but his friends are very good at getting into trouble and dragging him along. On the one hand, a forbidden love might re-spark war between Vampires and Elves, on the other someone he cares for is in danger from their own kind.

    In the middle of all these messes, a human boy is busy trying to steal his heart.

    Can't a vampire just spend his time locked in his room reading comics, and cuddling his chinchilla?

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    It makes sense that the limbic system would be the last to go. Things draw to a close for The Astronaut.

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    They were supposed to save the world. All they got was front row seats to watch the fucking thing burn.

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    It was no surprise it was an American who first set foot on the moon; when we ran out of 'west', we started migrating up and out. Amanda mourns the loss of her love, the Astronaut.

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    A spectre, a murder, a decision, assorted fruit. This is what happens when Amanda Palmer shows up in your town.

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    Two people meet on a train and nobody knows where they're going, and both of them remember what they've done.

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