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    "Тодд мысленно набросал список: ему за тридцать, недавно его уволили с должности клерка, за ним тянется большой дерьмовый след, его сестра в шаге от того, чтобы от него отказаться, он лежит в грязном грузовике под грязным мешком со странным парнем, который ему нравится, но который согласно всем сопливым романтическим законам заслуживает лучшего, а, да, еще у него смертельно опасные глюки и с ним постоянно происходит какая-то странная фигня."

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    2/3
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    A series of fragments detailing Dirk and Todd's return to normalcy - except, for Dirk and Todd, that never existed, so things develop in ways that are unexpected, but certainly not unwelcome.

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    5/?
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    18
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    581
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    Dirk Gently au where Dirk is the local cryptid living in the Seattle wilderness, and Todd is a cryptid hunter who’s looking for his claim to fame. Todd is dead set on capturing and killing Dirk in order to get the media exposure he wants, but changes his mind when Dirk saves him from dying of hypothermia.

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    It has to be impossible, because if Todd isn’t mistaken, there’s a human body attached to the tail, pale and lithe, with definite human arms, and blurry hair rippling over a definite human head.

    It can’t be real. Because there’s no such thing as merpeople. Todd knows, in the same way that every grownup person with an imagination eroded by reality knows that merpeople aren’t real. Neither are unicorns or dragons or fairies. In the same way that 1 plus 1 is always 2, and you inevitably have to pay taxes.

    Jesus, they kept this a well guarded secret.

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    1/6
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    2
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    14
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    loosely inspired by this tumblr post: https://dirkkgently.tumblr.com/post/158837999959/farahs-girlfriend-amanda-will-say-that-she

    i wanted to write a fun lil oneshot about dirk getting high and... this is what i wrote
    whoops sorry it's real angsty

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    “Your mum, she looks so in love,” he murmurs, awestruck.

    “Well, yeah,” Todd shrugs. “I guess most new parents are. I’m sure your mom was the same.”

    “I don’t have pictures of my mother.” Dirk is quiet. “She died when I was three, I believe. I don’t remember her at all.”

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    Dirk likes looking at Todd's family photo album.

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    1/1
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    4
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    Some people like to divide time neatly into past, present and future. But when you have time-traveled on at least two non-consecutive occasions, such distinctions might begin to blur; and when your past crashes uninvited into your present, just as you set out for your future, they just don’t apply anymore.

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    Chapters:
    6/8
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    14
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.

    The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.

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    English
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    49,357
    Chapters:
    12/20
    Comments:
    301
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    295
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    Dirk would never pass up an opportunity to partake in a traditional friendship bonding exercise. Even if he has absolutely no idea how hair works.

    Short, fluffy (and yet slightly angsty 'cause I'm terrible) Dirk & Amanda friendship fic, based on a tumblr prompt from aceabed

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    78
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    “Not now,” he said, feeling an overwhelming pulse of helplessness. It wasn’t fair. He had friends, people who actually cared for him. For the first time in his life he didn't feel alone. Why did it have to be now?

    **This is pretty much canon until we reach the end of season 1, at which point we've gone AU baby!**

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Being dead is bad enough, the last thing that Todd needs is a self-proclaimed holistic detective moving into the house that he's supposed to be haunting. Unfortunately, that's exactly what Todd gets.

    Canon divergence, set about five years earlier than season one.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    117
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    9
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    1008
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    He had a bracelet around his wrist, that Amanda had tied there when they were older than kids, but younger than they were now. He had an earring in one ear, something he never pictured himself with. It was small and shiny and served multiple purposes and god, why was blood so warm? It should be cold, death was cold, why couldn’t blood be cold? There was a gun to his forehead, and he held his arms out on both sides and tried to make himself as best a shield he could.
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    Dirk Gently, minus the sci-fi elements. A lot of assassins and agents and CIA-ish stuff. I thought it would be fun to do something where the government was the main evil, and it turned into this.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    401
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    AU Divergence

    After Amanda and Vogel escapes, she calls Farah and learns some grave news; not only is Dirk Gently missing, but her brother is apparently so as well. Together, the three of them come together to free their family and escape the CIA.

    However, some things are different. Very different. And Amanda needs to come to terms with them before she can move forward. But can she really just forgive and forget?

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    English
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    16,172
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    53
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1081
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    Now does every heartbeat
    Burn white heat in your blood
    I hope it doesn't matter
    I hope we swim up out of this flood

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    Dirk knocks on Todd’s door at odd hours to ask his opinion on manatees and monsoons. Dirk steals his pizza from the delivery guy. Dirk does everything he can to irritate Todd’s few precious hours away from work. He suffers through it until the day that Dirk breaks into his apartment through the window while he’s in the shower.

    Dirk spends a while too long staring at Todd’s naked torso before Todd throws the closest thing to hand at him, which turns out to be a shoe. Dirk yelps and drops the cereal he was stealing out of Todd’s cupboard, and protests all the way out of the apartment before Todd finally shuts the door on him.

    He buys better locks the next day. He doesn’t see Dirk for 2 weeks.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    20
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    3
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    107
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    Slipping into their lives might've been the easiest thing Amanda has ever done.

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    1/1
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    2
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "In those late hours, he does a lot of thinking. Maybe it's the false sense of being alone, maybe it's the reassurance of the cover of darkness to keep his secrets from spilling into daylight, or maybe it's just what nights were made to do.

     

     

     

    And like all lonely and sad people, Todd turns on the radio, lets the music softly fill in the background, chase away the unnerving silence. But it hasn't always been like this, he used to, not like, but tolerate the quiet. Maybe, because it used to be always so loud inside his head, the quietness was a rare reprive."

     

     

    or, the road so far, traveling becomes a game of waiting, and Todd finds solace in the night hours.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    Set some point after the finale, whether the last 10 minutes happened or not is up to you. One shot about Farah and Amanda living together with the rowdy 3. Based on the prompt “Play with my hair.” “No I’m tired.” “Babe please, I’ll sleep after I swear.”

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    English
    Words:
    880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    44
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    I wanted to write a one shot where Todd hears the confrontation between Dirk and Riggins but then it just kinda kept going.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,358
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    431
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    Stuck in a college town with nothing to do, Amanda jumps at the chance to join punk band Rowdy Three on their tour across America as their replacement drummer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,689
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    204

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