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    “Yes. I was on my way to the doughnut shop, when I found myself in a different shop. And I saw this and thought that it would look really nice with your others. I mean, I’ve never really asked, but it seems like you collect them so,” Dirk had pulled out the small rainbow heart and held it out to Todd. Dirk wasn’t sure what he had expected when he handed Todd the toy, certainly not for Todd to jump backwards like Dirk had just shoved a cross in the face of a vampire.

    “Is that a squeaky toy?” Todd shouted. His eyes had gone wide and Dirk realized that Todd’s breathing had increased. How could the toy have given Todd a panic attack?

    “I, well, yes. You collect them don’t you?"

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    Farah sighed. “This sounds… this sounds pretty implausible, but it also sounds like exactly the sort of thing Patrick believed in.”

    Both of them gawked at her. Even Dirk seemed surprised that anyone believed in his flighty life philosophy.

    “What? What do you mean?”

    “Patrick was obsessed with the force. He said he was part of an organization that took special interest in people who exhibited force-like abilities, so they could be studied. Force abilities hadn’t been displayed in anyone born in the past hundred years outside of the organization, and that fascinated him. Even after he left and became part of the resistance, the concept of the force enthralled him.”

    Todd was about to reply to what Farah had said when he saw the expression on Dirk’s face– he was pale, much paler than usual, and he looked drawn into himself like he’d just remembered something important and terrifying. The expression scared him.

    a Star Wars AU will a little less force and a little more mystery than originally intended.

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    Sam and Dean investigate a series of weird murders involving evisceration and fish. However, the murders are just the beginning, and they are not prepared for what accompanies a certain holistic detective.

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    Snuggles and conversation about the vulnerable sides of the leader of the Rowdy 3 and her second in command.

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    There’s only two real money making opportunities now. Chemical engineering, and hard drugs. As Dirk did not consider himself intelligent enough to aid in the forced evolution of biochemical warfare, he had settled for turning the brains of the nation into pop rocks.

    Essentially, Dirk is a drug dealer, and a good one at that. Farah is his business partner. Dirk was hella more tortured than canonically accurate by the CIA, Farah's gf tina is a police officer but totally gives no fucks about the wayward politics of the law, she just want to help people, and Farah gives her drugs. Oh, btw dirk is a janitor at the weapons place so he can accidentally throw out important plans and such.

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    Snapshots of Amanda and the Rowdy 3.

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    Amanda has a nightmare.

    Martin and Vogel are there to help her through it.

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    "It's very easy to act like a jerk, and then say, 'Well, I'm a jerk so that's that.' But it's not like... being a bloody werewolf, is it?"

    The werewolf AU that no one asked for. Takes place during 1.05 "Very Erectus."

    Please note the rating jump, however, the porny bits are easily avoided if that's not your cup of tea. More info on what to skip can be found in author's note of explicit chapters.

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    Tired of living a boring life, Amanda seeks to find adventure in the four men who frequent her job. Little does she know it will be more than she bargains for.

    (Aka Coffee Shop!AU we all know and love)

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    From: d.gentl@springnews.org
    To: k.adams@springnews.org
    Subject: I Have A Question

    Can I play minesweeper when I'm not working?

    k.adams: Shouldn’t you be investigating?
    d.gentl: So...is that a no?

     

    (Almost An Attachments AU)

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    Amanda wants to go see a show in a biker bar and things get Rowdy when a biker tries is rude to the Beast (Aka Rainbow Monster)

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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus).
    Some are gen & some include a relationship (Todd/Dirk & side pairings so far) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    Valentine's day is when you make sure the person special to you knows that they are. In which Martin is surprisingly sneaky and Amanda gets the best kind of surprise.

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    Todd Brotzman always thought his life was boring. Nothing exceptionally good ever happened, but nothing exceptionally bad ever happened either.

    But now that Dirk Gently and his array of colorful jackets have invaded it, Todd thinks his life is about to become both exceptionally good and bad.

    An AU where Dirk and Todd meet when Dirk, who’s on a case, is staying at the hotel Todd works at. No holistic stuff, but Dirk is still quirky and weird and unconventional.

    No pararibulitis, Amanda only has agoraphobia and Todd works a shitty job because his family has always been poor.

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    Even laundry day has its share of surprises for the Rowdy 3.

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    Todd is woken up by a punk band in his basement.

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    The Rowdy 3 are taken by Blackwing once again and it's up to Amanda to find them. Without Wakti Wapnasi's help this time things go wrong and she finds herself in a strange place called Purgatory and the only person who can help her is a crazy demon with Martin's face who calls himself 'Bobo Del Rey' (Wynonna Earp x Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Crossover fic)

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    "A fork.” Todd says, because that's what it is. He's holding a fork.

    “Ah, but this is not just any old fork. No.” Dirk says, and grins. “Watch this.” He pulls at the end with the prongs and the rest of it begins to get longer until he's holding a fork that's about twenty three inches long.

    “It's an…extendable fork.” He says, because there's really nothing else to say.

    “Yes. Spot on. Nice detecting Todd.” Dirk looks delighted, waving the extended fork around with wild abandon. “Anyway, I have a hunch it will be useful in the future so I bought it while in line at the chemist.”

     

     

    (In which Todd and Dirk and Farah try to settle into every day life and manage to do a spectacularly bad job at it)

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    Amanda is moving into the Rowdy 3's van. That means her stuff needs to be packed.
    Yeah...

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    Farah studies hard, gets good grades, and tries to make her father proud at the expense of her social life. Amanda nearly dropped out of school when she developed pararibulitis and now she goes out drinking with a gang in their stolen van.

    Welcome to the high school AU nobody asked for.

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