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    A series of ficlets which explores moments in the character's lives as they would have been if they'd been born the opposite sex. Little less "magic spell", little more philosophical haecceity. Yes, I intend to do every major "Teen Wolf" character. Possibly some minor ones, as well... assuming people express an interest.

    NEW: boy!Allison gets introduced to the family business (the "Kate's a crazy aunt" edition).

    Now with bonus FANTASY CASTING!

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    3,208
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    7/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1628
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    Author's Summary: "Stiles stares at him for a long moment, and he really can't puzzle her out. "Did you forget your own birthday?" she demands."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
    Hits:
    196
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    In which Thor gets a bit handsy when drunk, and Loki has problems with intimacy. Pre-any-movies. Also they're both girls because I wasn't in the mood to write dudeslash \o/

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    7,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    356
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    Sheriff Stilinksi is attacked one night, and ends up in a coma. Stiles moves to the Hale house for the rest of her senior year, determined to find the person responsible. Derek is awkward and doesn’t know how to handle teenage girls, and Stiles can’t stop thinking that if she had taken that bite, she could have saved her father.

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    12,506
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    905
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    Charlotte and Erik meet as teenagers and fall in love, but Charlotte finds it frustrating that Erik won't sleep with her.

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    2,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1064
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    When the levee breaks, mama you got to move... (or, the one where Toni is in hiding from everyone and kinda sucks at it, Steve and Bucky are cops, Peter Parker is the best ever and ain't nobody got love for Obadiah (as it should be))

    Words:
    4,024
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    860
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    Loki is smitten the first time he meets Thora Odinsdottir, but has enough experience to see that there's something cracked and fragile about her. This makes him hold back from showing his affections until Thora's life explodes, making it necessary for their circle of friends to step in and for Loki to finally admit and act on how deep his feelings for Thora really go.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    624
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    "But for some reason, when Stiles sees Derek talking to Lydia, the two of them painfully good-looking, all she can think about is that her hair is in a messy ponytail and there's pizza sauce on the hem of her t-shirt. It's not like she wants to go on a montage out of a '90s teen film and come out like Rachel Leigh Cook on a staircase, but Stiles maybe thinks she doesn't want to look like the homeless one in the pack."

    Series
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    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    393
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    Her hands looked massive in the keeper's gloves, swallowing Andres' completely. They shook, she grinned, and Andres felt it go through him like lightning. Her face was not at all forbidding, then.

    Andres' high school football team needs a keeper. Victoria Valdes is a force of nature who happens to play in goal.

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    1/1
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    3
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    57
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    Gee doesn't think it's at all fair of Frank to just waltz in one day with brand new candy-corn-colored ink splashed all over her fucking gorgeous guitarist hands, bouncing around like an overexcited puppy on crack and insisting on showing her new art to anyone who comes within a fifty foot radius of her. Gee hates her, she hates her, she hates her. And also wants to fuck her brains out, but mostly just hates her.

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    1,995
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Stephanie Rogers isn't happy to be in the 21st century, but she's even less thrilled to be on a team with Antonia Stark who seems as spoiled and self-centered as people come. She and Tony do their best to ignore each other, until their mutual insomnia causes them to bond over the new American pastime: late night television watching. Eventual Steph/Tony.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3891
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    Dani Briere really shouldn't let a 20-year-old buy her a drink. For a start, it's not legal in New York.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    87
    Hits:
    732
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    Bobbi Ryan gets an Indiana Jane Halloween costume. Maybe Getzy would be into tying her up with her own whip? Damn right he would.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    409
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    The last time he let orders take precedent over his emotions where Toni was concerned, he handed over the War Machine to Justin Hammer and wound up hacked by a psychotic Russian scientist.

    The time before that, she was missing for three months in Afghanistan and had to fly out of a terrorist cell's hideout using a suit she made in a cave with a box of scraps.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    527
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    She doesn't need your love, but you're gonna want her anyways.

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    1,022
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    144
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    Written for the virginity/celibacy square at kink_bingo's April 2012 "gift baskets" challenge.

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    563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    140
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    Around about the time Phillipa Jane told her middle-school teacher that Phil wasn’t a nickname, it was her name and not a difficult one to remember, she picked up a reputation. That hasn’t really gone away. [Always-female!Coulson/Clint]

    Words:
    7,910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    3999
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    The year Sidonie Crosby started playing in the QJMHL was the year Jess quit figure skating, and the moment she realised that skating could still be her life – that she could go all the way in hockey if she wanted to.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Hits:
    512
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    It is late and Tom is Sean-sitting.

    Series
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    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142
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    Written for the thegameison_sh Community Challenge: Out of the ordinary. Could be no more than 750 words when I entered it, but this is the full version and much longer than the requisite 750 words.

    Genderbend of John into Joan. Joan decides to have a girl day and Mycroft comes to unexpectedly make it complicated and she manages to stun Sherlock speechless.

    Series
    Words:
    1,862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    751

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