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    Or Aquarius. The undine male looked like an Aquarius.

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    In which Cosette encounters a booby in the Ménagerie of the Jardin des Plantes, and Valjean is relieved. (Knowledge of Aubrey-Maturin canon not required.)

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    The companions of Dragon Age are all kittens and nobody can resist the adorableness of a kitten. Anders is the most adorable ginger kitty you've ever seen and Fenris is practically Grumpy!Cat but with white fur and blue eyes so it takes everyone by surprise when he manages to scowl so menacingly. Everyone else seems to take on a form of their own.

    They are 'Dragon Hunters', Anders is the only one who can sort-of-kind-of-read (He's like Dori from Finding Nemo in that area) and Varric goes around telling marvellous tales of Dragons from aviary picture books, so they tend to get Dragons and Birds mixed up and this is just a completely random set of their kitten adventures BUT MY HEAD TELLS ME ANGST AHEAD AND THERE IS NO REAL PLOT. THIS IS COMPLETE CRACK YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

    This is to combat my writer's block because what better to combat writer's block THAN WITH CRACK!

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    5/?
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    It can't be Castiel. It's too small.

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    AU story about Eurovision 2013 where all the entrants are birds. It's the final of the annual Eurovision Birdsong Contest and it seems like nothing can go wrong... or can it?

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    An AU where the Avengers are not a superhero team, but rather a group of cats that Phil Coulson owns and brings in to the SHIELD offices.

    Kinkmeme prompt here.

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    9/?
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    85
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    You haven't been telling me much of anything. Will you tell me meow?

    --

    A fic requested by a friend; dedicated to Maki

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    3/?
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    13
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    4
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    723
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    Prompt Fill to this:
    I've seen plenty of AU's in which Erik is a shark, but WHY CAN'T WE HAVE SOMETHING ABOUT CHARLES BEING A LAB RAT? AN ACTUAL LAB RAT?

    In another person's famous words: Yes, we can!

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    if harry and louis were cats louis would be the white pretty specifically breeded cat that the owners give fancy food to and a special bed with jewels on the sides and harry would be the stray that ran in and he would be brown-haired and happy about life and wanting to play with louis and louis would hiss and tip over the glass of water and run away so it looked like harry did it but at night louis would climb down from his pretty bed and go to harry’s cardboard box and snuggle

    (credit to stylinist on tumblr, she wrote a version of this as well, check it out yo !)
    (also, this isn't how i originally planned it. it was supposed to be much better - but i lost the original and sort of got lazy when i rewrote. oh well.)

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    Ficlets written for three-sentence ficlet memes, cleaned up to be, uh, more than three sentences but with readable punctuation. An assortment of bizarre AUs, random pairings, and kinks.

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    2,043
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    1
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    8
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    22
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    An AU where the Avengers are all drug dogs owned by Phil.

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    3/3
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    20
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    20
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    Raven's handicapped corgi Charles has a bad habit of finding stray kittens and bringing them home with him. One day, instead of finding an adorable kitten, Charles befriends a rough-and-tumble alley cat. Hank is not amused.

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    14
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    Once upon a time there a prince named Blaine. Except he wasn’t a prince, he was a puppy.

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    The little off-the-cuff things I sometimes write on Tumblr, collected together. Mostly Cherik but with a few other things thrown in.

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    20/?
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    12
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    5
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    John and Sherlock are going to a public school together. They are both meant to take part during the preparations and performances of the soon coming sommer-festival. And though it seems, as if Sherlock is very pleased to help out in the choir, his primal ambitions may not be honorable at all. But in the end, there is his mother, who knows exactly how to discipline her youngest son just right.

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    An AU in which Teddy's a dog, one lucky dog adopted by the Kaplan family.

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    9/?
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    Stiles should've known that it was only a matter of time before he went to the next level and adopted an honest to god wolf. It's like the slippery slope of dog ownership.

    Well, at least he's got a co-parent for his pups.

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    5/?
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    Naruto was just spending time with his best friend when he fell down a fox hole into the demon world! Things only got weirder after that because he became their king as he unwittingly was next in line to rule the kingdom! Oh, but that's not all! He also got an unwanted harem of crazy demons that can't decide whether they want to be with him or eat him!

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    All they wanted was some food and they heard this place was good, not some ass to throw them out.

    “Assholes” Grantaire said again louder as Enjolras with his hand on the small of his back lightly pushed him out the door “I think we should R, fuck him and his non-Hybrid asshole of a restaurant and all that goes with it” Éponine said as she balled her hands into fists.

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    A series of ficlets from either tumblr or livejournal. More to be added later, obviously.

    1 - for ninemoons42 - if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me? a modern non-powered au
    2 - for clarounette - an au of the proper care of actors
    3 - for kageillusionz - a modern non-powered au with the joys of fandom
    4 - for cesare - a modern au on love and death
    5 - for hiyashi - an au of how things might have been
    6 - for aesc - charles is a magical dragon
    7 - for ninemoons42 - Charlotte manages to turn Erik on in unexpected ways
    8 - for listerinezero - camp isn't how Erik pictured it.
    9 - for icecreamwolf - Erik's got a thing for going commando
    10 - for ninemoons42 - Little Charles has a nightmare and his robot nanny, David is there to help.
    11 - for #xmentales - Erik's got a way with French that's making Charles work extra hard to respect boundaries
    12 - for baehj2915 - Emma's life at the ASPCA gets more interesting when Charles and Erik arrive.
    13 - for Helens78 - Raven dislikes how much Charles talks about his wants until a man appears at Charles' side on night at the bar.

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    3,612
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    4
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    893

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