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    Adam really can't afford two cats.

    He already has Sam, his big black crossbreed, to look after but he can't say no to the tiny ginger kitten he's named Gabriel.

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    Sherlock Holmes is a reluctant racehorse. John Watson is a broken police horse from New York City.

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    35/?
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    Poor, bedraggled Sam, lost and hungry, runs into an unexpected precise, blue-eyed feline. Who promptly rearranges the world so that everyone, including both their owners, have sufficient cuddles.

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    A series of only loosely connected drabbles and ficlets about Jim Moriarty written one a day on each day in May. These are not beta read and written the day they are posted, so I apologize now for any grammar mistakes. Tags for characters, pairings, and other things will be added along the way. Warnings do not necessarily apply to each section.

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    7/31
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    9
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    2
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    Sequel to http://archiveofourown.org/works/392543/chapters/644632 , but i dont think it's compulsory to read it before reading this. Ashley finally accepts her cat, but her brother is here to spoil her peace. Adam and Tommy have to do something fast in order to save her, and Sauli gets mixed up in this whole mess and something happens to him.

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    Adam's cat mate is Tommy, but Adam's human loves Sauli. When they find out Ashley is a were hunter and will do anything to kill Adam and Tommy, Sauli has to do something to save them. But things get complicated. Ashley finds out something about herself that makes her hesitate. And she's not sure if she can accept it.

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    4
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    1
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    Gerti is an old television box with the flaps cut like wings, and Martin and Douglas are a 7yr old Arthur's pet cats. Series of oneshots.

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    1/?
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    11
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    3
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    Dean has always been a stubborn cat.

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    The reef known as North Yellow Coral --one of the biggest reefs in the world-- was the home base of the extraordinary sea creatures known as the Jaw-vengers, protectors of the oceans.

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    Written for a prompt on the kink meme.

    It is then that John notices the most majestic moose in the history of moose. The moose has scraggly grey hair, stubby antlers, and deep red eyes. It shuffles along, staring at plants as if to determine how tasty they are, unaware of the deadly hunter creeping up on it.
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    Sometimes puppy love isn't just a figurative term.

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    Pure and unadulterated crack. In an alternate universe where scientists have discovered a way to mix human and animal genes together to make wacky hybrids to sell to people as pets, John is a hedgehog-human-hybrid who is adopted at the animal shelter after being rescued by an abusive owner. His new owner is none other than the great Sherlock Holmes himself. Although the road starts off rocky, they form the ultimate tag team that rivals even the classic Shaggy and Scooby.
    I took a completely ridiculous idea and somehow managed to write a completely serious and somewhat dramatic story about it. But of course there is still plenty of comedy in it. I don't think it's possible to write about such a topic and not have it be the tiniest bit funny.

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    2/?
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    Steve loves his sword, and his sword loves him back.

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    Gather 'round, children, and let me tell you
    The once promising story of the Winchester bulls...

    Or: in which Dean and Sam are bulls, Castiel is a pony, and the entirety of Supernatural to the beginning of Season 7 takes place on a farm.

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    In the spirit of Never Enough Crack AUs...

    Phil is a rock, Clint is a lichen. They're remarkably good conversationalists.

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    39
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    405
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    Dogs are simple: all they want is to love and be loved. Cats are more complicated. And also crazy.

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    4
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    There are two cats that live just at the edge of a forest in Britain. Their names are most definitely not Merlin and Arthur. That would be just silly; cats don’t have names.

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    Phil is a dung beetle. Clint is a butterfly. The author is bizarre.

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    21
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    31
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    3
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    556
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    In which Frank!bat flees a storm, faces intruders, undergoes puzzling nuzzles, and ultimately discovers a family of bats as weird as he is...

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    13
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