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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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An AU in which the trolls are victims of a mysterious curse which transforms them into terrible beasts. Along the way they meet a few new, yet oddly familiar, friends.
Includes illustrations for nearly every chapter.
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It's hard, going blind and trying to adjust.
It's hard. But one person understands.
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"You hear about these things happening, like rips in paradox space caused by the personification of the cosmos reaching out and righting itself," explained Roxy. "Which is a lot of bullshit, actually. If this cage is our cosmic destiny then I want the fuck out."
Dirk, Jane, Roxy, and Jake are captured by slavers on Alternia. The situation, surprisingly, gets worse from there.
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This isn't a thing Equius does; surrendering to impulses is for other people. He has always been one to measure, to strategize, to rein himself in as best he can. It was a necessity. Even his liaisons to satisfy the drones were more matters of negotiation and restraint than unbridled passion, adequate but not exceptional.
But as Strider follows him out of the hangar and down the corridor, it's all Equius can do not to turn on him, not to attack him right there, not to pin him to the wall with hands around his throat and knee between his thighs.
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In Which a Troll Boy Has Difficulty Classifying His Concupiscent Feelings for a Troll Girl, Resulting in a Situation Reminiscent of a Human Romantic Comedy with Hatred Overtones, Including Themes of Diversity, Inclusiveness, and Ultimately Acceptance. by seerofbread (zopponde)
Homestuck
11 May 2012
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Fill for kink meme-requested Karkat/Vriska redrom with drama. Collegestuck but not humanstuck.
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Terezi Pyrope is a young Neophyte Legislacerator looking to lease an administrative assistant who can handle working with her and her team. Who she finds is Dave Strider, an alien from a recently conquered world.
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Kismeses make better nurses than most humans might expect. It doesn't do to let your rival get killed, at least not by someone who isn't you.
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Dirk does not get enough warning to get the heck out of Dodge.
(A contra legem pre story.)
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It could've been a big story - the story of the princess and the commoner! Could've been, if you'd thought about it that way at all. But mostly she was just Aradia, and you like her enough that you don't really care.
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- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 191
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In which Gamzee has always understood his duty as a highblood, Karkat becomes the top threshecutioner, Eridan hides his moirail from the dangers of the world, and Vriska finds it hard to let go of the past.
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You've slid, finally, to the frayed and rotting end of your already short rope. It was only a matter of time, you assure yourself.
Your luck up to this point has been capricious but, at least, loyal.
But it has finally run out.
If you were one to pray, you would pray that at least it's not the culling ditch you end up in.
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- Part 1 of Blackbird
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Whatever Karkat expected to happen if someone ever discovered his blood, it was not this. In fact, "get kidnapped by juggalo to be used as paint can" featured pretty far down the list.
Written for a prompt on Homesmut.
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In which a semi-unified humanity encounters trolls for the first time, John and Dave are space pilots, I am terrible with descriptive and narrative text, so there will be a lot of dialogue, and I steal blatantly from "Enemy Mine", "Darmok" (TNG), and pretty much the last two seasons of DS9. Oh, and there will be relationships and characters not flagged yet. I mean, you make an AU, you might as well drag in reinterpretations of the whole cast to fit your own personal preferences, right?
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- Part 1 of The Troll War
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Miserable lives meet miserable ends.
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Karkat's a big stupid romantic, and romance is a language: sloppier than anything Sollux has ever programmed, but it still has its own grammar and its own important commands. This scar-trading ritual thing means, believe that I'm sticking around.
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CT: D --> I stopped you from getting killed in that e%treme roleplaying game
CT: D --> I pulled strings after the debacle with that seditious messaging board
CT: D --> And yet you actually see fit to heed the advice of those subversives
CT: D --> That radical artistic mob you're in cahoots with
CT: D --> They have planted this 100rid notion into your pan
CT: D --> And you have let it grow
CT: D --> I admit I am at fault for not taking a%ion sooner
CT: D --> I have done my best to support you but now you have gone too far
CT: D --> This scheme will be the death of you -
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After a day full of tiring public appearances, mating season stress and the insinuation that they might want to consider a quadrant swap, Nepeta and Equius decide to get absolutely shitfaced blotto.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
[Given up on this one, I'm afraid. If you want to read the jokes and ideas that did make it to page, feel free to read on. An extended write-up is on chapter 3 covering the content I wasn't able to produce through to the ending.]
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Gamzee decides to help Aradia get revenge against Vriska. It will be a contest of ghosts and chucklevoodoo versus manipul8ion.
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- Part 1 of Up the Revolution
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Karkat accidental finds out how Tavros makes a living and survives.