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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    Dave Strider wants to prove he's fine. There's nothing wrong with him. So he goes to a group therapy recommended by his friend Rose, where he meets his new bug in a jar.

    Karkat Vantas is convinced by his friend Kanaya to seek out help, but the more sessions he goes to the shittier he feels. That is, until he meets someone different.

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    It's amazing how one little bug in the code can screw so much up. But when it comes to Karkat and Sollux, screwing up is just another way of making things right.

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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    racism /ˈrāˌsizəm/ noun "the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races."

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    Just some Dave x Karkat Oneshots.

    All characters (and Homestuck) belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

    Some of the oneshots take place in an AU (12th Perigee's Eve, "D-Stri", It must be fate, and Alternian Voyager). The following take place post-retcon in the canon universe (may or may not have a few subtle alterations or fanon details depending on fic): Flood, Out of The Closet, Never Enough Time, and Event Horizon. Flood, Never Enough Time, and Event Horizon take place post-new universe (game win)

    Each oneshot has a different concept that is mentioned in the chapter summary, as it's kind of hard to cover each fic here seperately (considering that they deal with multiple universes, and multiple points in the post-retcon timeline.)

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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing just one more player. He gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    Kanaya Maryam, recently recruited into the Alternian Navy as Bonecutter, finds herself bunking with a diseased mutant with some serious issues, and she finds herself wondering if she's strong and smart enough to solve all of them.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and hell if it isn't excessive effort to get through each day. But, hey. Them's the breaks, and you've learned to deal with it over the years.

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    3/?
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    Today is the day, you think. Eighteenth year of your miserable life begun just a few minutes ago and you still cannot sleep. It's midnight and it's too quiet to be normal.

    Exiting your apartment seemed to have been a good idea, but it turned out to be the opposite. There was no sound at all. Either you are dreaming or something is seriously wrong. Like… for example, this creepy weird horned guy (seriously horns, wtf, why would you cosplay at night, that makes no sense?) who is holding some sort of weird cupcake-like device in the middle of your roof and looking at you like you have grown another head.

    Until you see a black shadow with… wait, is that a fucking chainsaw?
    While you were wondering that, you, Dave Strider, just realized that you may have gone to the wrong place at a very wrong time, as you fall down and everything fades to black.

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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    Dream-sharing. A highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams and unearth their deepest secrets and memories. And the Strider-Lalondes are the best in the business.

    Until Dirk Strider gets his fool ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden. To save him, it's going to take a team of the world's most talented dreamers to save him.

    Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the l8est and gr8est agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind, it's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

    Oh Orpheus, sing to me all night...

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    -Kissing on stage has no meaning

    Oh poor little thing. When he said that, little did he know that his drama teacher shipped him wih Dave and even smaller did he know that his drama teacher would do anything to make his ship sail.

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    Karkat Vantas was a mutant. Rejected by the universe for his cherry blood, he searched for a way, any way, to show everyone that he was worth noticing. He thought the invasion would be the perfect opportunity. He would kill some humans, get some glory, and prove himself to be more than a freak. What could go wrong?

    Dave Strider was just a teenager. With an abusive brother and not much else, he kept himself moving, leaping from one distraction to the next. He just wanted something to change.

    They would both get what they wanted, but in a way neither of them would have ever seen coming.

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    Twenty years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays and Thursdays.

    Act 1 in progress.

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    You're walking home from school one day, when you find someone unexpected...
    A Karkat Vantas/Reader Fanfic.

    This fanfiction takes place in an au where the events of homestuck never happened. This is my first time in years attempting to write a fanfic, and I'd really appreciate it if you gave it a chance! :D

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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

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    Last morning you fell asleep without sopor, and you had some pretty fucked-up daymares. How precisely that led you to be standing inside Vriska’s respiteblock in the middle of the day, you’re not sure.

    There’s a thumbprint pad to unlock the door and numerous booby traps, just like all the nicer blocks on this transport ship, but you would make a very poor legislacerator if you couldn’t sniff out a few hidden sensors. Seems like they’re more concealed than usual—either she’s picked up some useful skills at the officer’s training academy or she’s threatened one of the lowblood technicians into rigging up a better system. (You briefly consider resetting a few of them to do something amusing and only somewhat physically damaging to whatever semi-innocent troll walked by, but your bloodpusher just wasn’t in it.)

     

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    ((AU where something very, very different happens during the retcon and the Game is almost-but-not-quite undone. Longass Vriska/Terezi moiraillegiance angsty fluffy fic with a crapton of plot. Updates Sundays.))

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    When Jane Crocker meets her favorite author, things go better than expected.
    Much better.
    Now, Jane is slowly coming out of her shell, becoming the "real" her.
    But, what if she doesn't like who the real her is?

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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    9/?
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