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    Twenty years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays and Thursdays.

    Act 1 in progress.

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    Skaia and Alternia are continents of the planet Hyalus, and have been at peace for four-hundred and thirteen years, at the will of ancient gods and master manipulators. There will be drama, and alot of it, at least after the prologue, and especially between our protagonist twins. I plan on crushing your hearts on multiple occasions so please be prepared for that, though it'll be more fun If you are not.

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    Last morning you fell asleep without sopor, and you had some pretty fucked-up daymares. How precisely that led you to be standing inside Vriska’s respiteblock in the middle of the day, you’re not sure.

    There’s a thumbprint pad to unlock the door and numerous booby traps, just like all the nicer blocks on this transport ship, but you would make a very poor legislacerator if you couldn’t sniff out a few hidden sensors. Seems like they’re more concealed than usual—either she’s picked up some useful skills at the officer’s training academy or she’s threatened one of the lowblood technicians into rigging up a better system. (You briefly consider resetting a few of them to do something amusing and only somewhat physically damaging to whatever semi-innocent troll walked by, but your bloodpusher just wasn’t in it.)

     

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    ((AU where something very, very different happens during the retcon and the Game is almost-but-not-quite undone. Longass Vriska/Terezi moiraillegiance angsty fluffy fic with a crapton of plot. Updates Sundays.))

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    Even though he came before,
    now he is here no more
    For the low the world is pain,
    but soon nothing will ever be the same.
    When everything is said and done,
    In the night The Redeemer will come.

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    Karkat Vantas has been trying to live under the radar his entire life to avoid being culled on the spot, but when faced with death, disappearance, and a bunch of prophetic nonsense from multiple sources he must step out of the shadows to take on more than he ever bargained for.

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    Karkat Vantas, singular red-blooded mutant, works aboard Her Imperious Condescension's foremost breeding ship, the Hestia.

    And boy, does he hate his job.

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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    Karkat Vantas was a mutant. Rejected by the universe for his cherry blood, he searched for a way, any way, to show everyone that he was worth noticing. He thought the invasion would be the perfect opportunity. He would kill some humans, get some glory, and prove himself to be more than a freak. What could go wrong?

    Dave Strider was just a teenager. With an abusive brother and not much else, he kept himself moving, leaping from one distraction to the next. He just wanted something to change.

    They would both get what they wanted, but in a way neither of them would have ever seen coming.

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    At the age of ten, John knew aliens existed.
    At the age of thirteen, John is kidnapped by said aliens.
    Now, at the age of sixteen, John wonders if he's in love with said aliens.

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    And this is a secret. Sometimes, she looks at you. Your stare is potent, and has the tendency to make someone's hair stand on edge and see who is it that is looking at them. So you look at her and wish wish wish that she will feel that and come walking up to the bar to talk to you. Don't you? Maybe you don't — she might be everything you hate in the female sex, and that thought is terrifying. You want her to stay right where she is and never speak your name.

    You would give up every worldly possession to have her look at you. God tips his hat, and she does.

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    When Jake is still young, he falls in love with his childhood best friend, Dirk.
    When Jake founds out that Dirk's leaving, he promises himself that he won't fall in love with any other person but Dirk.
    When Jake meets Dirk again after so many years, he keeps his promise and falls in love with Dirk all over again.
    When Jake sees Dirk's bruises and scars inflicted by his abusive boyfriend, he falls in love even more.

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    When Dave Strider moves from Texas to cold, rainy Washington, he isn't that bothered. He had some people he wanted to leave behind at his old middle school anyway. And it's a pleasant surprise when he discovers that the friends he's made over Pesterchum turn out to go to the same new high school as him. There's even a stranger in a loose sweater and skater skirt shouting about social justice who turns his head. But Dave's been hiding something from his friends: he has ulcerative colitis, which means "painful inflamed large intestine" and is about as fun as it sounds. And it is a lot harder to be cool when your own body won't work right.

    I'm not going to be super graphic in my descriptions of Dave's illness, but a warning before you open this: colitis involves being physically sick, and not of the "throwing up" brand. So again, I won't be getting too graphic, but it's going to be present and some element of detail is unavoidable.

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    In Dirk Strider, you found somebody you could relate to. He, just like you, clearly didn’t belong here.

    The first time you tried to talk to him, you’d failed to capture his interest. You'd pulled out some tragically weak conversation starter, something about the weather, and Dirk had shrugged, mumbled something and returned to what he was doing. It was a failure of a first attempt.

    The second time also did not go as expected, but in a very different kind of way. It started with Dirk straight out asking you what your “deal” was and ended with your shorts around your ankles in the second floor supply closet, your shaking hand pressed over your mouth.

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    Dirk Strider is a ghost. Somehow Jake English can see him. Shit happens. They are not the main focus of the story, except the kind of are? I dunno, it's equally spread between all the other characters, except not really. Like I said before though, shit happens.

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    On Alternia, war is being waged; The Alternian Empire, a civilization of cultural and spiritual diversity ruled through conspiracy and tyranny, tries to maintain power as they battle rebel forces. The self-proclaimed Alternian Republic wishes to make troll society a beacon of democracy and unity—by any means necessary. Lines are drawn and sides chosen as 12 friends become divided by the call of battle.

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    You are alone. No family. No home. Two sweeps in the Empress's dungeon is more than enough to strip hope from you. The destruction of your entire motherfucking caste is just the last little bit. Being prettied up and given away to some freakblood Emperor, for insult or for sabotage, it's just one more indignity to bear. It seems there's nothing left for you but to wait for the next blow to fall.

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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    “This is so fucked up,” You can’t help but whisper and she looks at you.
    “I know,” Is all she says as she swiftly sinks down on you with a moan.

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    A Dave x Rose oneshot
    Spoilers, they have sex.

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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

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    Intergalactic war breaks out between the Heiress's camp and the Empress, but Karkat's assigned to guard a xenoologic facility on some out-of-the-way planet with no sentient life to speak of.

    That is, until he finds out it speaks for itself.

    Stuck with an injured alien on his couch and his friends scattered across the galaxy, Karkat reaches out to an unexpected source of help: the girl who had an awkward crush on him four, five sweeps ago, and her startlingly impressive survival skills under fire.

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