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    Horuss Zahhak has come of age and must now move to live with his ancestor and begin his studies to become a proper troll. Rufioh Nitram is a runaway caring for a gaggle of wrigglers and attempting to keep up a failing matespritship. Horuss is a troll of nobility. Rufioh is an outcast.

    But they find each other regardless and nothing stays the same.

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    20/?
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    Roxy Lalonde has a fantasy about a strange girl, only to meet her the same day and continue to choke on her water.

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    Karkat's 'bundle of joy' sparks a whole slew of emotional conflict among his group of friends, making some of them confront their own problems. Now having to deal with even more emotional baggage and going through the miracles of life Karkat feels like he stepped right into a Soap Opera, or what like to call SoapOperastuck.

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    3/?
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    After the death of Redglare, Mindfang makes a discovery of a young grub named Terezi. Instead of leaving the troll to die she takes her back to her ship and raises her along with Vriska. Even though there are good times and bad times on the ship, the young teal blood wonders what really happened to her own ancestor. Things get rough over the sweeps as Terezi starts questioning everything and soon makes a dangerous decision to commit mutiny once discovering the truth.

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    8/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and today is your seventeenth birthday.
    And as much as your dad means well he can really mess things up sometimes.

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    13/?
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    Jesus how did this happen?

    Seriously, how?
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    Dave and Dirk fall into a situation and do not know how to handle it.
    This situation is called love and it's seriously wrecking them.
    Hard core.
    How are 'psychopaths' supposed to deal with this?
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    In this world Trolls and Human share a world. There ain't no 'humanstuck' because I really don't like humanstuck.
    Like... At all.

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    2/?
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    And then there was Davesprite, although most people called him 'Sprite to avoid confusion (and the assholes (like Makara) called him by other soda brands (like Faygo.)). Legend goes that his oldest brother couldn't think right and added the name of his current favorite soda to the end of his twin's name. Davesprite believed it; Bro named his favorite hump-toy Althea, so why couldn't Davesprite be his legal name? And of course if it wasn't his legal name, he would do anything to find out what it was.

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    1/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    Now with 8tracks! : http://8tracks.com/raddestfennec/if-you-love-me#smart_id=dj:11801939

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    77
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    8
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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    6/?
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    You felt sick to your stomach. you felt sick and wrong and guilty. who the fuck feels guilty for being in love?

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    1/?
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    So first fic ive ever posted, sorry if it sucks. Dave is in a terrible car accident on his first day if First Grade, leaving him without his loving parents and in the care of his older brother. Dirk is forced to quit high school and abandon all hopes of college. More then anything Dirk wants to keep his little brother, at any cost. Dave, bullied constantly for his albinism and is constantly alone at home with his brother working so hard, makes an unlikely friend and his world starts looking up. Bleh summaries also suck.

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    4/?
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    Karkat is trying to relax at the beach when he sees someone jump off a cliff. He rescues the boy, but he has no recollection of his past. Now he must create a new life for himself with nothing to go on. There is some romance, but it's not the main focus of the story.

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    2/?
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    A week seems to go by in a flash.

    What about a week in Sollux Captor's life?

    With all the drama, he doesn't think that a week can be any longer.

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    4/?
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    Dave Strider's pretty content with his boring minimum-wage life working at the comically godawful SkaiaMall, but everything goes haywire when he falls hard for a cute prank shop cashier named John. Unfortunately, it's nigh-impossible to keep a secret crush on the down-low when everybody in the goddamn place runs their own personal rumor mill. And it's even more difficult to play it cool when you're swooning too hard to think straight.

    Goddammit, this is some straight-up romcom bullshit.

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    7/?
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    "I told you to fucking lock your computer you dickshit."

    "I did, you dweeb! It was like fort freaking knox!"

    "No it wasn't," you say. You probably shouldn't interfere though, he looks pretty angry. The other guy just looks like he's about had it.

    The desktop of the computer you just hacked keeps the incredibly bright ROLAL sign you posted.

    You should probably stop signing your work.

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    3/5
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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    9/?
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    10
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    16
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    75
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    13
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    In which Karkat Vantas and John Egbert had once been best friends, until the day that Karkat had completely disappeared.

    Now he's back, and John doesn't know what to do.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    47
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    8
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    381
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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    1/?
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