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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    English
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    142,039
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    553
    Kudos:
    1149
    Bookmarks:
    152
    Hits:
    16815
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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Weekly updates (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    English
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    13,006
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    301
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    In a world where a misstep can get you killed, one has to be conscientious of every move they make.

    Alternia is a planet where barbarity never sleeps and those with morals don't last long. For a faint-of-heart human like yourself, survival seems near impossible. Every location brings with it new dangers, towering castles that house malicious masters, whispering meadows where the blood of martyrs paint the grass, and even a world beyond your own where you speak to gods you didn't know existed.

    Your fate is an unpredictable path, and it's only a matter of time until this planet, and it's inhabitants, make or break you.

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    English
    Words:
    58,662
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    393
    Kudos:
    849
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    12140
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    Karkat is on the run because he a magician. Narrowly avoiding death, Nepeta and her friends heal him and inadvertently start a revolution centuries in the making.

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    English
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    8,747
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    246
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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    English
    Words:
    147,846
    Chapters:
    34/38
    Comments:
    786
    Kudos:
    1088
    Bookmarks:
    157
    Hits:
    11439
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    You are Dave Strider, a stupid teen with an asshole older brother and semi-shitty friends. Things aren't going as well as you thought they'd be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,305
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    341
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    The morning after is... awkward. To say the least.

    "Is - is that blood?"

    "No," says the vampire in Rose's kitchen, "I was just eating a beet."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    172
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    Alma Harlow have always loved the idea of not being alone in the universe, and so, one lucky day, the trolls of Alternia contact them and an alliance is formed. The newly graduated Alma goes on a trip to Alternia and comes back with something no one could have expected, a son with rust colored blood and candy corn colored horns.

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    English
    Words:
    43,981
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    996
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    Twin boys, Dirk and Dave, seek a better life than the one they have in the kingdom of Derse. They travel through the land facing against mythical creatures as they travel to the kingdom of Prospit for a new life. Along they way they meet a mischevious mage by the name of John Egbert that joins in their quest. Together they face great challenges and over come the hard times.

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    English
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    3,357
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    36
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    Six months ago Adara Mane's world had fallen apart after the loss of her child . She was never the same after, a walking husk of her bright former self and her recent divorce just pushed her farther. But a trip to her Moirail's world may give her a reason to care.

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    English
    Words:
    2,117
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    202
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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

     

    POV shifts and time stamps for two for mirth originally posted on my tumblr

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    English
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    4,561
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1246
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,238
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    320
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3014
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    Dirk Strider should have known better than to pose such a lewd suggestion to Roxy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    202
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    When Tavros transfers to Sburb high he expects to have a boring year away from all of his friends and family but instead finds that when living with Dave Strider and his strange brother nothing would be as it seems. Cue Tavros experiencing high school drama, spider girls, and a frustratingly hot prankster.

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    English
    Words:
    2,649
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    18
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    Gift-fic for tumblr user Jaboody's birthday, and exactly what the title says it is. (Might get an actual title someday). Alternatively: Jake is straight as uncooked spaghetti, and Dirk tries to do the right thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    437
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    Outdated instant messaging software doesn't stay online forever. Saying good-bye to Pesterchum is hard and only fellow long-time users understand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    246
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    Kink AU: their aspects are their kinks. We're starting with John because it's tame and sweet : )

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    75
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    John wakes up to find Dave sleeping in his bed.

    Language:
    English
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    803
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    215
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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, a potential probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,016
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1766
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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods one dark October night. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/Witchstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,779
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2413

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