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    Kanaya has been selected as Rose Lalonde's stylist at a certain movie première. She's excited to meet her celebrity idol for the first time, but Rose seems eerily familiar.

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    1/1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    15
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    Your name is David Lee Strider. You’re 21 years old and a little more than half way through your first semester as a Junior at Skaia University in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas.

    You’re also completely fucked.

    Language:
    English
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    4,827
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    219
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
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    116,657
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4508
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone. More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid imperfect teeth, the even stupider headgear you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. You hate everything about yourself. Especially that you think you might like, okay not might; that you DO like, Dave Strider.

    Fuck your life.

    Language:
    English
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    13,332
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1297
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    No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”

    Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.

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    English
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    23,750
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    628
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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    17,517
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    309
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    John likes his apartment, and his job, and his life! Or at least he tells himself he does, tells himself that the void in his life isn't really there, and drowns out his doubts with loud movies late at night.

    Except one day that starts this whole bizarre war with the asshole downstairs, some guy who thinks he can judge John's taste in movies, and sasses him in every gold-written letter that lands on his mat.

    It's not like he could possibly be enjoying that war. Not one bit. Nope!

    Just like he can't possibly be starting to get a little bit obsessed with catching just one glimpse of the snarky dick who moves so fast John swears he's hardly there at all...

    Language:
    English
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    43,001
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    4379
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    After the death of Redglare, Mindfang makes a discovery of a young grub named Terezi. Instead of leaving the troll to die she takes her back to her ship and raises her along with Vriska. Even though there are good times and bad times on the ship, the young teal blood wonders what really happened to her own ancestor. Things get rough over the sweeps as Terezi starts questioning everything and soon makes a dangerous decision to commit mutiny once discovering the truth.

    Language:
    English
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    69,343
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    905
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    This is generally about a kid who lives alone on an island, with mysterious technology and a canine protector with mysterious teleporting properties. Obviously, it mirrors what a space player's home would be like, but the likeness to SBURB pretty much ends there. There might be occasional referenced to Homestuck, but non-fans can probably follow it well enough. About the story, the main character finally decides to explore the jungle outside his massive home on the island, and he finds a mysterious temple which contains the fourth wall. The fourth wall is a portal into other dimensions, namely other stories I write. This will probably be the master story, with different chapters featuring adventures into other universes. I may or may not include other AU's, and I may also ask some people to use their stories. I would also be happy to take requests for new story ideas, once I get that far.

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    4,511
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    21
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    In attempt to get a two thousand dollar reward, Dave discovers a great secret.

    ((I am terrible at summaries.))

    Language:
    English
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    3,353
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    206
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you would do anything to switch with the blue eyes.

    Language:
    English
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    2,445
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    280
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    John's developed feelings for Rose's sister, Roxy, purely through stories. So when he has a chance to meet her, he's pretty eager to show her the ol' Egbert charm.

    Unfortunately, Dave has been chatting her up for the past hour.

    Series
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    English
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    4,279
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    142
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    AU where God-tier powers are transferable and used for policing worlds, universes and so on;

    Down-on-his-luck Karkat Vantas winds up entangled with Dave's life in more ways than one just as the other boy and co. deal with of a collapse of a city

    Language:
    English
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    4,795
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    407
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    I won't give away the main plot at the moment but very short summary:
    It's a time travel story. And it is full of feels.XD

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    5458
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're blind.

    Your dad seems to think the car accident that caused that has left you permanently scarred and emotionally crippled -- so he flips tirelessly through the newspaper until he finally finds a support group of people in a similar situation. Here, you meet Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric female who's hooked on giggling. She also happens to attend your new school; dad thought he was robbing you of making friends by homeschooling you.

    Then you meet her friend, Dave Strider, some coolkid who can't even remember that you're blind (seeing as Rose told you he waved to you -- no one waves to a blind kid) and you might kind of have a crush on him. Just a little one. Nothing major. Until you realize it's actually pretty major, and you're royally screwed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,791
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    549
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    Dave Strider's awful private school transfer.

     

    This is a remake of Mister Egbert, since that fic was heading in the wrong direction and was terribly fucking written.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,659
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    732
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    Dirk lives with his brother and his less-than-accepting parents, but another place is where his heart is.

    (AU - everyone lives in the same area - betas are younger than the alphas)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,138
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    5459
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    In which Dave tries to overlook his brother's neglect, and clings to various others in a half ass attempt to take care of himself

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,758
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    184
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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,804
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    340
    Kudos:
    658
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    9849
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    No SBURB Retail AU In which Sollux Captor hates his job at a stupid clothing store while his girlfriend attempts to hook him up with the patron he loathes the most. In doing so he faces such ordeals as “why is there a giant fishman floating in a huge bubble of water,” “why does said giant fish man come in every single time I work” and “oh my god I just mopped up that floor.”

    Includes one (1) snarky objecthead, one (1) cranky demon, three (3) mer-people, one (1) unidentified fishfolk, one (1) moth girl, two (2) fairies, one (1) usually baked kelpie, one (1) sexually frustrated centaur, (1) happy little satyr, and slew of other minor characters that really don't need to be mentioned just yet. Also weird fish sex.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,878
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1209

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