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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

    Language:
    English
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    21,140
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1840
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    An “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date because they think we are both sad and pathetic and need to get our lives together" AU, featuring your favorite homiesexuals, John Egbert and Dave Strider.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,230
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100
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    Sometimes, you need a little help to make sure you get the perfect scores that you need to get into that great college that you have to go to.
    Sometimes, your ex best friend is an asshole who knows all your weaknesses.
    Sometimes, you have to give in to get what you want.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    172
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    Horuss Zahhak has come of age and must now move to live with his ancestor and begin his studies to become a proper troll. Rufioh Nitram is a runaway caring for a gaggle of wrigglers and attempting to keep up a failing matespritship. Horuss is a troll of nobility. Rufioh is an outcast.

    But they find each other regardless and nothing stays the same.

    Language:
    English
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    30,947
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1313
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    In all fifteen years Dave has spent on this planet, it seemed nothing important ever changed, and he sat and watched and did what he always did.

    Then he makes an unexpected discovery and staying in his designated place is the least thing he wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,171
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    78
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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    204,772
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    14555
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview.

    Alternatively, your name is John Egbert and there is a really cute worker at that flower shop on 6th and Merriview.

    --
    Now with 8tracks!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,424
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1478
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    John and Dave are online best bros. For a week, Dave gets to visit John… And this is their first time meeting.
    A better summary would be Aviators, movies, and beating of bullies oh my!
    Romance in later chapters and awkward moments that can be considered dork worthy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,772
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2849
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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,801
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    452
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    7899
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    Falling in love was something else entirely.

    Language:
    English
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    2,837
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    305
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    I didn't ask for this. He didn't either. I hate his guts and I'm pretty sure he, 'he' referring to the ghost of the long-dead teenager bound to haunt me until I put him to rest, hates me too. Now I'm stuck investigating an unsolved murder that happened almost 17 years ago and I'm running out of excuses to explain my weird behavior to the friends who aren't already sick of me, and a sudden onslaught of paranormal activity in the house to my father. As if this wasn't bad enough, a pack of malicious entities have taken an interest in us and seem to want to devour our souls.
    This is going to be a difficult year.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,058
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1222
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    Dave picks Bro up at a bar.

    (Weak is a working title :y)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,269
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    454
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    You notice that you have a new neighbor that lives in the apartment across from yours, you wonder who this lovely lady is and if you can catch her name.

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    English
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    1,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    70
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,676
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1676
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    You've always heard about camps for the god tiered, you just never though you'd be going to one.

     

    In a dumb world where there are trolls, humans and god tiered humans, you fit into the last one of those categories.

    ((Also Johndave is the main ship but Dirkjake will be there and big because I cannot ever write something with Johndave without featuring Dirkjake))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,480
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    617
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    Will be a collection of drabbles that i thought were cute/interesting.
    There will be sadstuck and other stuff but no major things.
    These are merely for inspiration.

    These will have nothing to do with Sburb or the actual story line.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,589
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    35
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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,941
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    842
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,089
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    760
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    This is a collection of shorts that are not quite chapter fics, but not quite stand alone based on a Gamer!AU prompt given to me by Marshmallowdragon on tumblr.

    "That being said, shippers were why you were currently sweating like someone who just let a huge one rip in an elevator so full the gas that it knocked 'em all unconscious, sent it into weight-overload and spiraling into the dark abyss. That and the tiny minuscule maybe-crush-thing you've had on your best friend since he first sent you a real pic of himself via msn in 2008."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,553
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    Dirk brings home a dog. Dave reacts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    48

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