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    Or: "Four Different Ways To Say 'I Love You'"

    In a world where people are born with their soulmate's name on their wrist, John Egbert has three. The trick to this is finding them.

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    She knows them when she is six, seven, fourteen, fifteen, and she even has the vague recollection of knowing them before then as one recalls the odd relative from family gatherings who gives out sticky hard candies.
    She has always known of the wicked circle, is the point, and the wicked circle has had its plans.

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    Too much of anything is bad for you.

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    Dave creates a plan to erase this crush he has on his best friend. Little did he know that is would work just as well as a chocolate frog in an oven.

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    Dave Strider was most definitely not fine. In fact, he was pretty sure he had just woken up at the scene of his own murder.

    (Alternate Title: The Dead May Shed No Tears + Bonus Terezi Title: Corpses Don't Cry)

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    4/?
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    4
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    All the beta trolls and pre-scratch kids are humans on earth where they spend their time flarping. Team Scourge led by Terezi and Vriska gets embarrased by Team Swag led by Dave and John which leads to a Flarping war and a lot of unexpected outcomes (Comment led story so leave a comment and i'll make it happen in the next chapter).

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    12/?
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    It is Dave's 19th birthday and he decides to spend it by getting fake id's with his friends to go clubbing. Dave's older brother, Dirk, decides he doesn't have to stay in when he could also be out having drinks with friends, so he grabs them and goes to a gay club. Dirk gets completely wasted and fools around a bit with a younger sexy looking man on the dance floor who invites him back to his motel room. Drunken mishaps ensue which ultimately lead to quite possibly the worst mistake he's ever made in his entire life. Conflicted feelings, denial, and slow build are to follow.

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    2/?
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    3
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    Somewhere between the third and fourth episode of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding on the tiny motel tv screen you realize, you've lost all control of your life. This un-planned, highly immediate road trip with Dirk being the primary cause...among other things.

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    6/?
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    40
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    13
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    Karkat Vantas has been a nurse for a year. There are always interesting cases, fun stories to toss around during breaks or slow days. But the most noticeable patient to Karkat is John Egbert.

    It isn't (just) because of his breath-taking blue eyes. It isn't (just) because he always smiles when he sees that Karkat is on duty. And it certainly is not because Karkat thinks that he might be more into John than he necessarily should be? (Kanaya says he is on the road to falling in love. Karkat tries - and fails - to deny this.)

    Honestly, the reason that John Egbert really stands out to Karkat is (and this is really the truth, all cover-ups aside) because he just keeps getting injured. All the time. He's already been in the clinic twice in the past three weeks.

    Oh, wait, no. Here he is again. With another perfectly avoidable injury.

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    Some friends play a proximity-based, immersive mmo, and blunder through their young lives together. The author finds excuses for pointless smut.

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    I didn't ask for this. He didn't either. I hate his guts and I'm pretty sure he, 'he' referring to the ghost of the long-dead teenager bound to haunt me until I put him to rest, hates me too. Now I'm stuck investigating an unsolved murder that happened almost 17 years ago and I'm running out of excuses to explain my weird behavior to the friends who aren't already sick of me, and a sudden onslaught of paranormal activity in the house to my father. As if this wasn't bad enough, a pack of malicious entities have taken an interest in us and seem to want to devour our souls.
    This is going to be a difficult year.

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    22/?
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    21/?
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    Anonymous said: "john moving to houston for college and meets this cute older guy at the gym sometimes and they go out for coffee and totally hit it off. they totally do the do but the morning after dave comes in like what the fuck man what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck."
    Also, I know it's shitty, it's not only my first published fic, but I also wrote it at 3 am, so.

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    In all fifteen years Dave has spent on this planet, it seemed nothing important ever changed, and he sat and watched and did what he always did.

    Then he makes an unexpected discovery and staying in his designated place is the least thing he wants.

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    In a beautiful world of Alternia, there was a young man. An outcast for his abilities. He's been labeled as a Keeper.
    In the disgusting world of Alternia, there lived a young girl. A wanted mutant. She's been wanting to break free of her cage.

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    7/?
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    8
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    Aradia disappears mysteriously. Sollux was the last person to see her, and he is the only one who knows what happened. But nobody else knows that. It's exactly one month after her disappearance that Sollux begins hearing and seeing things. He has no idea who or what it is, but he is starting to get a little freaked out...

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    1/?
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    1
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    You really stepped out of your comfort zone here.

    You have no clue how it happened, but you seem to be in a double date with your sister, your best bro, and the class psycho.

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    John and Dave have a 7am class together. Dave, who sits next to John, never looks alive during this class.

    *This was inspired by a tumblr post okay

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    "You cannot move, but you aren't sure you want to. There is no light anymore; you are the light."

    The Horrorterrors make Rose their vessel.

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    John travels halfway across the country by bus on short notice to pick up his internet best bro.

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    17
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    1
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