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    “Sir John! That’s a vessel meant for troll ejaculatory purposes you’re holding!”

    In which Dave takes advantage of Karkat and then gets what's coming to him.

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    40
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    2
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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    87
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    75
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    850
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    "ectobling: imagine: genderfluid twins jane and john deciding who is going to be john and who is going to be jane each day"

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    1,775
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    31
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    3
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    272
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    Allow me to be crude; Dave Strider was born and raised in a whore house.

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    English
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    7/?
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    11
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    27
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    1
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    dave is an asshole, karkat has gone through too much emotional pain, and everyone is angry

    for a sentence prompt

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    1,930
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    101
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    You can respect that your best friend is dating your bro (who is technically your father, but you're not acknowledging that part). Hell, it barely even affects you, given that you've moved to another state with your girlfriend to study for a doctorate in paleontology. Or it didn't used to affect you. Now Bro's acting weird and trying to be nice to you and you're pretty sure it's John's fault.

    (sequel to The Ace Thing)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    85
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    Your favorite place on the ship is a small wing of the upper deck dining hall called a “coffee shop.” You don’t really know much about it, actually, except for the little things you hear now and then. Coffee is a drink from a planet called Earth, as is the alien chained to the counter, who calls itself a “human.” You only know that much because you overheard it say so to an angry highblood once.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    48
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    90
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    11
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    515
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    I won't give away the main plot at the moment but very short summary:
    It's a time travel story. And it is full of feels.XD

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    English
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    37/?
    Comments:
    198
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    220
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    43
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

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    English
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    24,872
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    268
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    John is a mildly successful piano player who finds himself on the very wrong side of the internet. Subsequently he ends up purchasing a living person as a result and knows he's in way over his head.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    110
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    297
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    43
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    Summary: "Amnesia doesn’t happen in real life, John. It’s not the 90’s anymore."

    "I’m not making this up. I’ve told you for like, I don’t know, the past hour that I don’t know who you are! How hard is that to grasp."

    Language:
    English
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    10,384
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    29
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    129
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1051
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    AU where God-tier powers are transferable along classpect lines through the usual HS way (MOUTH TO MOUTH) and used for policing worlds, universes and so on;

    Down-on-his-luck Karkat Vantas winds up entangled with Dave's life in more ways than one just as the other boy and co. deal with of a collapse of a city

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    English
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    29,880
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1013
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    19 year old blogger John Egbert might SORT OF have a crush - but that's absolutely it! It's just a crush, and no matter what Rose says, he isn't interested in anything more. Nope. Especially not when he's convinced to go on a date through a serious of stupid decisions...

    ...but his new date is *kind of* a big deal.

    Language:
    English
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    4,953
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Your name is David Lee Strider. You’re 21 years old and a little more than half way through your first semester as a Junior at Skaia University in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas.

    You’re also completely fucked.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    66
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    152
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1933
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    You were minding your own business outside the Cinema off to the side away from the sunlight, it was super bright and even with your hella shades, it was fucking with your eyes. When this kid, this "New guy" at your school stalks up to you. You have no fucking clue who this dude is, so frankly you don't give a shit and just lower your head. Turns out he gives a shit that you don't give a shit and now you're chilling with pickled dildos, and Roxy is nowhere to be found.

    You're 16, going on 17, and to be honest.

    You're at the bottom of the food chain.

    Language:
    English
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    12,543
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    900
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    Welcome to my second Homestuck fanfiction! This crazy monstrosity is a crossover between Homestuck and the 2014 video game South Park: The Stick of Truth and is a re-imagining of both universes. In this, all the characters are about 12-13 years old, and Sburb is not a real game, but instead a make believe one. The plot is simple: after "Sburb" is completed, the humans and trolls must find a new game to play. My inspiration for this was quite literally out of nowhere, but once I started thinking about it I couldn't stop. Karkat and Cartman can be pretty much alike sometimes with how angry they get and I just thought it was perfect, so I went from there. And here we are!

    If you've never played the game, don't worry; I won't be drawing too much inspiration from it or its plot. The basic structure and setting is all I'll need, and I'll outline the necessary details through the narration. So yeah, I hope you enjoy! I honestly have no idea how this is going to go, so I'm just gonna write away and see what happens. If you guys like it and want to see more, feel free to let me know in the comment section!

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    English
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    2,138
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Dirk isn't a big fan of oral, but ask and you shall receive...

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    English
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    1,049
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    1/1
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    3
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    Desentrañar las razones por las cuales te sentías colgando de un precipicio cada vez que compartías con Jake era un arduo e inútil trabajo, conocías muy bien el porqué.

    Después de todo, en cada ocasión en las que tras contar una de sus muchas bizarras anécdotas de la selva, Jake torcería sus labios en una efusiva sonrisa y dejaría escapar la más adorable carcajada, haciendo que tu interior se rindiera por completo y deseara decir: “Mierda, estoy tan enamorado de ti.”

    Language:
    Español
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    748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    32
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    John gets kidnapped by aliens in front of Roxy, who finds herself an interstellar band consisting of Dirk, Jade, and Kanaya, in order to find him.

    If you've read the prom goer's interstellar excursion by Chris McCoy, it's largely based on that and I highly recommend reading it as it's super. I have made quite a few changes to the story, but the basic story line with someone getting kidnapped and someone hitching a ride with a band is the same. All credit for characters goes to Hussie and all credit for the very basic plot line goes to Chris McCoy.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    22
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    *narrator voice* IN A WORLD where a little black timer on the underside of your wrist counts down to the exact moment you meet your soulmate things can be pretty stressful. Especially when you're only 20 years old. Especially when you're already pretty sure you're in love with your long-time best friend. Especially when you have less than two weeks until it reaches zero.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,745
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1358

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