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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    And together, we'll paint the dark skies with a new sunrise.

     

    { dirkroxy drabble collection }

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    You don't know these kids. You have no bonds with them.
    Except you all love myths and legends.

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    10/?
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    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

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    12/?
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    I didn't ask for this. He didn't either. I hate his guts and I'm pretty sure he, 'he' referring to the ghost of the long-dead teenager bound to haunt me until I put him to rest, hates me too. Now I'm stuck investigating an unsolved murder that happened almost 17 years ago and I'm running out of excuses to explain my weird behavior to the friends who aren't already sick of me, and a sudden onslaught of paranormal activity in the house to my father. As if this wasn't bad enough, a pack of malicious entities have taken an interest in us and seem to want to devour our souls.
    This is going to be a difficult year.

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    13/?
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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    7/?
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    Horuss Zahhak has come of age and must now move to live with his ancestor and begin his studies to become a proper troll. Rufioh Nitram is a runaway caring for a gaggle of wrigglers and attempting to keep up a failing matespritship. Horuss is a troll of nobility. Rufioh is an outcast.

    But they find each other regardless and nothing stays the same.

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    17/?
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    There's a deadly new drug on the streets of LA, and it means trouble for the alien refugees still finding their place on Earth. With dangerous machinations at work beneath the surface, the stakes are high. Who can be trusted in the growing web of deceit, and how deep does the conspiracy run?

    Soon, sixteen teenagers will find out just who does stand by them- and who doesn't.
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    You don't have to know Alien Nation at all to read, understand or enjoy this fic! You should probably read Home Is Where The Heart Is and All's Fair In Love And War first, though.

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    Dave Strider faces his 13th birthday, and in a world where life ends at 13 and progresses as a mutilated undead monster, it's not surprising that he is terrified. Luckily for him his few remaining friends are much more proactive about ducking their collective horrifying fates, and before he knows it he is on the run with a handful of hopeless rebels. Now if they die they will at least have gone out kicking and screaming.
    Dave's luck seems to change when the group meets two other untransmutated trolls. Together, the group sets to work finding a cure for the effects of Transmutation, but with an army of monsters, old friends and foes and the Imperial Condesce herself looking for them, how much longer can they survive?

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    John and karkat have been 'Best Bros' (as John calls it) since 6th grade. They are now entering their second year of high school. They are hella nervous. But, neither John nor Karkat is worried because they have each other. They know everything about the other. At least...that's what john thought. Sadstuck, romantic and sexual tension, and drama ensue. With some comedy to balance it out.

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    2/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.

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    9/?
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    After the death of Redglare, Mindfang makes a discovery of a young grub named Terezi. Instead of leaving the troll to die she takes her back to her ship and raises her along with Vriska. Even though there are good times and bad times on the ship, the young teal blood wonders what really happened to her own ancestor. Things get rough over the sweeps as Terezi starts questioning everything and soon makes a dangerous decision to commit mutiny once discovering the truth.

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    6/?
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    John Egbert is a doctor of psychology, and although he is new to this field, he has great potential. The South Boston Unilateral Rehabilitation Bureau recognizes this and offers him a job. Their hopes are to see if he's got what it takes to treat several unique patients: a group of teens who believe that they are not from this world and that they are playing a game that defies the laws of reality.

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    4/?
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    A non suburb AU in which the world is flooded by the Condesce and Roxy becomes the last person alive.

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    6/?
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    3
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    14
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    1
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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    3/?
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    3
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    You're alone, and can neither see, nor smell. You are cuffed at the wrists and ankles, masked, and gagged. Also, you think you're naked... but you're not worried. You, Terezi Pyrope, have been kidnapped, and you know exactly who is responsible.

    If only you knew what they had in store for you.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    2
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    Karkat is trying to relax at the beach when he sees someone jump off a cliff. He rescues the boy, but he has no recollection of his past. Now he must create a new life for himself with nothing to go on. There is some romance, but it's not the main focus of the story.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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