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    Journey into the mysterious world of Alternia, an unforgiving planet inhabited by massive, and equally unforgiving horned aliens. Through the hallowed halls of the Grand Highblood's castle, to the hidden meadows where a revolution is flickering to life, fear is always a close companion. Danger is lurking in every corner, and there is no way of knowing who your allies are.

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    19/?
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    Chances are you stumbled upon this fic in an act of desperation. You have read every davekat fic except for this one so you read it. It doesn't even have a title yet. It will never have a title.

    Dave and Karkat live in Houston, Texas, and they go to school together. Pretty normal, except for the fact that Dave is secretly a superhero. The two go through multiple challenges including their own relationship, Bro, and Dave's superhero double life.

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    14/?
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    102
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    10
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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    12/?
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    43
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    It’s more than a little strange considering you know basically everything about her and now you realize that she only knows bits and pieces about your life outside that office. At this point you should just ask her to find another therapist if it makes her uncomfortable to know about you. You're friends now, it’s happened.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    4
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    4
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
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    168
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    Crocker Magitech is among the foremost developers of innovative magic and technology for the modern home, and the team of Crocker, Lalonde, and Strider are among the most important cogs in their clockwork machine. After a long dry spell without new projects to work on, Jane hits it big with a grand new discovery: a remote island out in the South Pacific that’s teeming with lost majyyks to rediscover.

    What the team finds out there is far more than their next big break: a lost settlement, a forgotten god, strange arcane flora, and a friendly boy living in the lake. Not even the combined knowledge of the team can prepare them for their expedition to this strange, hidden island.

    Magic, sex, and mayhem ensue.

    (Arc: “I have no idea how to elevator pitch this story, the concept is so *weird*. HEY Y’ALL, THREE DISILLUSIONED FRIENDS GO TO SOUTHERN PACIFIC SEX ISLAND AND HAVE CONVOLUTED SEXY MAGICAL ADVENTURES.”
    City: “Make that the exact line right there in the fic summary. Draw people in with what they didn’t know they wanted.”)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    47
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    When you were 11, Bro slipped up during a strife and stabbed you in the heart. He didn't mean to, but that's what he gets for making you guys strife while it's pouring rain. Thankfully, he was working on some weird robotic body that he used to keep you alive.

    You're now 15 and you’re moving to Washington for two reasons: 1) to hang out with all your friends who you'll finally get to meet and 2) cause Texas heat messes with your now robotic body’s circuits

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    16
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    1
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    Two sweeps and a bit is a touch too young to make it on your own.

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    2/?
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    1
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    What did he do wrong? What did he do to deserve this? Was he really that bad of a person? He said he was sorry after everything he did or thought he did wrong.What's wrong with him? (Sorry I suck at descriptions)(P.S Most of the story is Jake's view and the first chapter is short.)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Karkat Vantas is running away from his life on Alternia. Like many lowbloods and even some highbloods, they have heard that Earth, a newly conquered planet, is a safe haven from The Imperial Condescendence and her ways. Through various hardships he is able to get to Earth, learning about it's culture and even it's problems. But soon enough a cool kid named Dave Strider came into his life and fucked up everything.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    5
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    33
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    6
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    John has just gotten out of a bad breakup, and needs a place to live. You, as one of his closest friends, are entirely up to the challenge. However, things can get awkward when the friend you are housing, is also your college crush. Yikesss....

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    6
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    1
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    And James Egbert has to take care of him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    When Jake is still young, he falls in love with his childhood best friend, Dirk.
    When Jake founds out that Dirk's leaving, he promises himself that he won't fall in love with any other person but Dirk.
    When Jake meets Dirk again after so many years, he keeps his promise and falls in love with Dirk all over again.
    When Jake sees Dirk's bruises and scars inflicted by his abusive boyfriend, he falls in love even more.

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    35,078
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    16
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    It's the first day of school, and local coolkid Dave Strider is really not feeling it.

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    1/1
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    1
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    25
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    If Roxy Lalonde Strider were the mother of a happy daughter and the wife of a satisfied man, she wouldn't have to keep secret what she does when they leave her alone in the house.

    Non-sburb, familystuck where Roxy/Dirk are Rose's parents.
    Happy 4/13! Story and art by Emptybattlefield. Vocals by Saigacity.

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    1/1
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you have no idea if this plan is going to work.

    Your best friend on the other hand is determined it will, and has even bet on it.

    "What the fuck are you thinking, Nepeta Leijon?"

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    It's hard being a kid and no one understands. Except it's not just the kids having problems, and everyone understands.

    Dave's living off campus, Rose is back on her feet, Roxy's got too much on her plate, and Dirk has no idea what's coming. Friendships change, relationships grow, and The Mayor's friendship remains a universal constant.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Late in the winter of my seventeenth year, my Bro decided that I was depressed, presumably because I rarely left the house, spent quite a lot of time in bed, did nothing but mix new beats at my turntables, ate infrequently, and devoted quite a bit of my free time to thinking about death.

    No shit, I told him. Nearly dying could do that to a man.

    Or, that one fic that will leave no tear unshed or heart intact because pain is good I'm a bad person and we all know where this is going.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    The next thing that happens is something that John surely will regret.

    Because what happens next is that he suddenly blurts out, "I dunno, are you on the menu?" at the fucking guy.

    Everything around John just literally freezes as his blood runs cold when he realizes what he just said. 'God, I haven't even had a drink and yet now I'm already talking nonsense.'

    [Or: Where John just got out from a break-up and Dave is a bartender in a gay bar who just so happens to be right around the corner.]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    184
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    John travels halfway across the country by bus on short notice to pick up his internet best bro.

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    English
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    6,397
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
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    131
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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