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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    English
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    5,243
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
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    51
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    4
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    12
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    648
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    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

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    English
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    29,000
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    2944
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    John and Dave have tied the knot, and have now finally adopted a child. Well, not a child child, per se, but a little grub named Sollux. How will they handle the hardships of being parents? (PS: Don't mind the title, it's only weird temporarily, and for irony's sake.)

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    17,192
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    676
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    Gods are nearly impossible to kill, and it's unheard of to kill twelve of them. Well some fucker managed to do it.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have just been told that you're a God. Under any other circumstance you'd think they were crazy, however the person who informed you is literally made out of wind.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and although you in no way are into tentacles, you believe you might make an exception for the Eldritch beauty that visits you in your dreams.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope and while you may be blind you are almost certain the man before you is made of fire.

    Your name is Tavros Nitram and did that dog just talk to you?

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    1,060
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    10
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    113
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    Because every pairing needs a dumb as shit superhero au.

    Special thanks to my lovely dp anon.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    You kiss him. 

    It’s different when you mean it, when you twist your body against his with the full intention of following through and keeping him afterwards, when the arousal pounding into you in time with your pulse is definitely something you want. You bite the curve of his lips, lick into his mouth in wet and filthy motions. The entire kiss is slightly desperate and mostly vicious, a thing born of a conversational stand-still, and for a while, it seems like Dave might even respond, his mouth moving with you almost out of habit.

    You don't know when this all went wrong.

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    Chapters:
    5/10
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    77
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    179
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    70
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    A lot can happen in just a few short days. Or hours. Or seconds, even. Of course, as John and Karkat fondly recall, falling in love is one of them.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    32
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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    960
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    301
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    There's a deadly new drug on the streets of LA, and it means trouble for the alien refugees still finding their place on Earth. With dangerous machinations at work beneath the surface, the stakes are high. Who can be trusted in the growing web of deceit, and how deep does the conspiracy run?

    Soon, sixteen teenagers will find out just who does stand by them- and who doesn't.
    ___
    You don't have to know Alien Nation at all to read, understand or enjoy this fic! You should probably read Home Is Where The Heart Is and All's Fair In Love And War first, though.

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    English
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    100,588
    Chapters:
    21/24
    Comments:
    267
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Horuss Zahhak has come of age and must now move to live with his ancestor and begin his studies to become a proper troll. Rufioh Nitram is a runaway caring for a gaggle of wrigglers and attempting to keep up a failing matespritship. Horuss is a troll of nobility. Rufioh is an outcast.

    But they find each other regardless and nothing stays the same.

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    English
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    23,357
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1051
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    After the death of Redglare, Mindfang makes a discovery of a young grub named Terezi. Instead of leaving the troll to die she takes her back to her ship and raises her along with Vriska. Even though there are good times and bad times on the ship, the young teal blood wonders what really happened to her own ancestor. Things get rough over the sweeps as Terezi starts questioning everything and soon makes a dangerous decision to commit mutiny once discovering the truth.

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    33,552
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    19
    Kudos:
    25
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    1
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    235
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    Dave Strider's pretty content with his boring minimum-wage life working at the comically godawful SkaiaMall, but everything goes haywire when he falls hard for a cute prank shop cashier named John. Unfortunately, it's nigh-impossible to keep a secret crush on the down-low when everybody in the goddamn place runs their own personal rumor mill. And it's even more difficult to play it cool when you're swooning too hard to think straight.

    Goddammit, this is some straight-up romcom bullshit.

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    English
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    28,488
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1311
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    You don’t really remember when the idea first crossed your mind. Hell, it could have been years ago. Once upon a time the thought might have originated as a prank, inspired by Egbert as he went on about some practical joke or another.

    My, how things have changed.

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    English
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    4,284
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Non-Sburb AU
    Alpha!Bro(Aka "Dave") hasn't been home for months, but it is finally time for him to return. Dirk is there to greet him but their brotherly relationship doesn't seem to be the same. But, that will soon be explained to him.

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    English
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    2,711
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    242
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    In which Karkat Vantas and John Egbert had once been best friends, until the day that Karkat had completely disappeared.

    Now he's back, and John doesn't know what to do.

    Language:
    English
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    3,618
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    116
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    Dave Strider faces his 13th birthday, and in a world where life ends at 13 and progresses as a mutilated undead monster, it's not surprising that he is terrified. Luckily for him his few remaining friends are much more proactive about ducking their collective horrifying fates, and before he knows it he is on the run with a handful of hopeless rebels. Now if they die they will at least have gone out kicking and screaming.
    Dave's luck seems to change when the group meets two other untransmutated trolls. Together, the group sets to work finding a cure for the effects of Transmutation, but with an army of monsters, old friends and foes and the Imperial Condesce herself looking for them, how much longer can they survive?

    Language:
    English
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    13,445
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    171
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    ”You can't still be mad at me for that, that was years ago! Also I did try to reverse the spell.” You said with a pout on your face, arms crossed.

    ”Keyword: Try.” The black cat answered from the top of your shelf.

    Okay, so maybe your spell had backfired a little more than you cared to admit.

    Language:
    English
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    9,840
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    647
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    You do not think that you will ever be able to be gentle with anything. Everything you do is harsh and rough and unforgiving. Bloodshed does not phase you, you do not flinch at blossoming purple and black splotches. You do not think you are a masochist. You do not think you are a sadist. Mostly, you just think that you are sad.

    Your act of uncaring is no longer an act.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104

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