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    A morning in the life of one Dirk Strider and his werewolf boyfriend.

    (compliant w/ BoCaTN!, did you see i put it in a new series?)

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    *narrator voice* IN A WORLD where a little black timer on the underside of your wrist counts down to the exact moment you meet your soulmate things can be pretty stressful. Especially when you're only 20 years old. Especially when you're already pretty sure you're in love with your long-time best friend. Especially when you have less than two weeks until it reaches zero.

    Dave Strider is not ready, he was just fine pretending the countdown didn't exist and he was in control of his own destiny, until he accidentally saw it and it said two weeks.

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    English
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    9,783
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    627
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    Your name is Roxy Lalonde and honestly, this day could've gone worse you guess

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    22
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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

    Language:
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    1/11
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    103
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    AKA Ranchstuck!
    Dirk encounters Equius Zahhak, a worker for the local Neverland Ranch, as he was passing through town with his younger brother Dave. Like a duckling to its mother, he imprints and is enamored. After their brief encounter, will they meet again? (Hint: yes. Yes they do.)

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    English
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    3,696
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    116
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    I won't give away the main plot at the moment but very short summary:
    It's a time travel story. And it is full of feels.XD

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    192
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    5547
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    Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.

    Language:
    English
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    26,089
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    5482
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    With finals looming overhead, those coffee-shop scones are pretty much the only things that keep you going.

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    English
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    1,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    55
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

    Language:
    English
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    15,457
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    187
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1575
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    John, Rose, Dave, and Jade are at a swanky party for New Years, but it seems they've run into a particularly tricky problem.

    Language:
    English
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    2,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    163
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    You were minding your own business outside the Cinema off to the side away from the sunlight, it was super bright and even with your hella shades, it was fucking with your eyes. When this kid, this "New guy" at your school stalks up to you. You have no fucking clue who this dude is, so frankly you don't give a shit and just lower your head. Turns out he gives a shit that you don't give a shit and now you're chilling with pickled dildos, and Roxy is nowhere to be found.

    You're 16, going on 17, and to be honest.

    You're at the bottom of the food chain.

    Language:
    English
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    10,392
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    617
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're blind.

    Your dad seems to think the car accident that caused that has left you permanently scarred and emotionally crippled -- so he flips tirelessly through the newspaper until he finally finds a support group of people in a similar situation. Here, you meet Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric female who's hooked on giggling. She also happens to attend your new school; dad thought he was robbing you of making friends by homeschooling you.

    Then you meet her friend, Dave Strider, some coolkid who can't even remember that you're blind (seeing as Rose told you he waved to you -- no one waves to a blind kid) and you might kind of have a crush on him. Just a little one. Nothing major. Until you realize it's actually pretty major, and you're royally screwed.

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    English
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    5,204
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    51
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    758
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    After thirteen years of radio silence, Dave walks back into Dirk's life and fucks up everything.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    11
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    7
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    61
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    ave is convinced to eat a decent meal in a local café. There, he meets the waiter that never seems to stop smiling. John Egbert. Interested, Dave attempts to speak to him, and John makes a vow to make the handsome shaded customer smile. But there is more to it all than John anticipates. DaveJohn café AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,615
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    558
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    Rose visits john so she can work on her book in peace and ends up interfering in his love life unintentionally...but the person she sets him up with is a little higher on the social ladder than he is.

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    211
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    AU where God-tier powers are transferable through the usual HS way (MOUTH TO MOUTH) and used for policing worlds, universes and so on;

    Down-on-his-luck Karkat Vantas winds up entangled with Dave's life in more ways than one just as the other boy and co. deal with of a collapse of a city

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    English
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    8,501
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    559
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    The window is pushed up higher and clicks into place and doesn't fall when you let go. Now, you perch on the windowsill like a bird and smile as you jump from your spot, you fall for a split second before you take off and soar through the sky. You grin as you spin around and then go up into the dark clouds, you feel the moisture slowly soaking you like a cold shower and it feels amazing. The wind was just right so it wasn't shoving your hair all over the place. It was peaceful. Looking down you could see the city as its lit up by lights from signs and buildings, it was just as beautiful was if you were sitting on your roof gazing at the stars. Your grin doesn't break for one second, this was probably one of the best things that has ever happened to you.

    Language:
    English
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    11,699
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    457
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    John Egbert planned for a nice and normal 18th birthday where his tattoo proclaiming the name of his soul mate would not be a major affair. Maybe a celebratory dinner and too much cake, but well that was why he invited Dave along. What he had not planned on was waking up with Dirk Strider's name on his back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,059
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1109
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    Kanaya has been selected as Rose Lalonde's stylist at a certain movie première. She's excited to meet her celebrity idol for the first time, but Rose seems eerily familiar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    126
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    Your name is David Lee Strider. You’re 21 years old and a little more than half way through your first semester as a Junior at Skaia University in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas.

    You’re also completely fucked.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,827
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    270

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