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    Summary

    The boys hit Vegas and things don’t quite go as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,406
    Chapters:
    8/13
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1016
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    Nine YouTubers. 36 potential pairings.

    Goal: a thousand words for each pairing.

    This, my children, is a new kind of crazy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,032
    Chapters:
    9/36
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    892
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    David Silva is a lonely songwriter whose recent breakup has left him with plenty of musical inspiration, but nobody to play with.
    Joe Hart is a charismatic performer who doesn't know what he wants.
    James Milner is a talented musician who's never written a song in his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,815
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    237
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    Rhett and Link have a plan to get free pizza.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,565
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    204
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    Soulmates are this awesome thing but Sergio doesn't really think so until he kind of does.

    Sergio Ramos and Lionel Messi are a odd but cute couple.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,388
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    500
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    Paulo comes to a realization about Lionel Messi. Lionel is oblivious but not so much he can't realize Paulo acting differently than usual.

    This is kind of a weird pairing but inspiration struck so here we are.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,305
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    155
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    Non-canon. Long-suffering friend. Platonic handy-js. Suarez/Neymar. Lio/Neymar.
    Luis Suarez is the unlikely go between guy to deal with the sexual tension in Ney and Lio’s relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    218
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    Rhett doesn't understand why Link is so worked up about him calling the dissection model frog Charles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    387
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    Leno and ter Stegen have chemistry. More so than the occasional glares or gloating looks they direct at the other when either of them makes a particularly good save during training. No, whenever they're on a short break, suddenly they smile at each other, the look on Bernd's face soft, happy crinkles appearing by Marc's eyes. Manuel wonders how he never noticed before.

    Or, Manuel tries to play matchmaker for his fellow goalkeepers. He fails. Badly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    354
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    All good relationships are give and take. Doug taught him that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    120
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    Leo likes the rain. Sergio doesn't.

    Leo likes the rain. Sergio finally understands why.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    163
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    "The songs on the radio are okay, but my taste in music is your face." — Twenty One Pilots

    OR

    Mark visits the record store every weekend and it's not for the bands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    362
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    Mike fell in love with California without noticing it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    36
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    When Jensen received the first script of season thirteen after Netflix bought the rights to the show, he should have fucking known they’d make destiel canon. Hell, he should probably be grateful they weren’t writing in any crazy, multiple people, mind-orgies. Yet.

    Goddamnit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1423
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    Josh Donaldson was always up for trying anything once.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    122
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    Sergio Ramos and Fernando Torres have a complicated relationship

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    200
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    sometimes all it takes is a song to fall in love

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    101
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    Jason's asking Aleš for something, for the first time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    85
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    塞尔吉奥当然早就知道有人在做这个生意,把足球明星做成性爱玩具之类的。
    他只是从没想过有一天自己会光顾罢了。
    全他妈怪皮克。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    2,363
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    146
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    “Okay so I have no fucking clue what an MVP of sex would be, but you’re one in my book.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    183

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