8 Works found in Alternate Universe - Inanimate Objects
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Steve loves his sword, and his sword loves him back.
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In the spirit of Never Enough Crack AUs...
Phil is a rock, Clint is a lichen. They're remarkably good conversationalists.
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Steve should know that love and Tony won't be so easy.
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Vivian is shocked, shocked. Olaf told her she was the only princess in the world. Who were these usurpers? (Dolls AU)
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Merlin is just a plain white sheet, happily drying on the clothesline, until a gust of wind tangles him with the arrogant blanket next door.
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Naruto is a mechanic and Sasuke is... a motorbike? Joking allusions to M/M and a bit of double entendre.
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Short fill for the kinkme_merlin prompt: Bradley/Colin, crack. Bradley is a radiator/heater. Colin needs a radiator so he visits a shop looking for it where sees Bradley. So this is love. Colin brings Bradley home and Bradley gives him all the warmth at cold nights. No turning into a human, if possible.
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They're socks!