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There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The left side is malformed. Damaged. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. It is only through persistence and care that this ugliness, this other side of the heart, can be guided toward life.
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Awkward high school senior Karkat Vantas is head over heels for popular, nice, just a really great guy John Egbert--but John Egbert is obviously enamoured with cooldude and not as great a guy Dave Strider.
So, reasonably, Karkat decides to pretend to be a serial killer in an effort to drive John into his skinny arms, only for the results to turn a bit...unexpected.
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Halfway through the movie Squarewave unzipped his pants. Wiggled them down to reveal pale cinnamon thighs beneath red and blue plaid boxers. Tossed them over the arm of the couch while Sawtooth pretended he hadn't noticed the light fuzz on his friend's legs.
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Out of the entire population of London — hell, forget that. Out of the entire population of the planet — only you, Vriska Serket, could walk into blind girl, swear, and tell her to watch where she's going.
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A study in why Vriska Serket has no friends, why her romantic life is in an even sorrier state, with great deals of bemoaning Terezi Pyrope's general existence, as well as the state of the flat Vriska herself refuses to tidy.
(... right?)
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For the five people in the immediate Strider-Lalonde family, Thanksgiving is just one of those holidays where things always go wrong. Or, as Dirk is always reminded, why he's not a perfect son and why his brother and sister are so much better than him.
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- Part 1 of A Day In The Life Of...
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All through high school Karkat was Gamzee's best friend. Through thick and thin and for better and for worse.
Until the day Gamzee decided he was ready to take what he really wanted.
;; Bonus chapter the Rosebud AU; can be read independently.
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You're going to leave the toybox in the closet tonight, because you are fairly certain that you can ruin him six ways to Sunday without even a pair of fuzzy handcuffs to back you up, and you really don't want to give the poor guy an aneurysm or something.
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The house they share with the others is blissfully empty; they've all gone out for a night on the town while Vriska and Dave opted to stay home. No reason given, just brushed off the invitation while they were sprawled out on the couch, Dave flipping through channels with Vriska draped across his lap. It's when everyone leaves that Vriska finally gets up, wanders from the living room and into the kitchen.
Dave can hear her opening and closing cupboards, followed by the pantry, and finally the fridge. It's only then that she finally says something.
"Daaaaaaaave," she whines, voice a pitch higher than it should be, "there's nothing to eat!"
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- Part 8 of The Erotic Adventures of Vriska and Dave
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They're in Bro's garage together, Vriska sitting on the fuckugly couch that's there with Dave's head in her lap as he sprawls across the rest of the couch. She thinks it's the most hideous thing she's ever seen, has told him so, but it's gotten to the point where the horrible couch is almost endearing. Or, at least, something similar to it. Vriska had seen it enough that she'd stopped being a bitch about it.
(Surprising, right?)
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- Part 7 of The Erotic Adventures of Vriska and Dave
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- 1,758
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Vriska's laughing when she pins him to the wall, continues when she's kissing him. It makes it sloppier than it should, all tongue and teeth, but the laughter is too much to keep the kiss coordinated.
So they don't even try.
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- Part 6 of The Erotic Adventures of Vriska and Dave
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- 2,005
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The night before everyone gathers for an engagement party, Rose and Kanaya invite Dave and Tavros over to their home.
Probably because it's the polite thing to do.
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Kanaya Maryam is a 22-year-old lesbian and University Student in Seattle, rooming with a troubling college drop-out named Vriska Serket. Incidentally, Vriska is also the woman she's in love with. Without knowing this, Vriska uses Kanaya's interest in women to pick up guys at clubs.
When Vriska finds herself a permanent play-thing, Kanaya seeks help in her best friend Karkat to stay calm and on her feet. But as luck would have it, her new classes for second semester have brought out new faces. One of which she'd like to see again.
+Some fun side-plots to discover!
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Dean Winchester is the average guy: football, college, kid brother, nice car, girls and beer; his life is black and white, that is until he meets Castiel Collins: pretentious, slutty, sweater-wearing genius, who won't even take the time to look up at him from his obscure novel while he insults him. And then everything is shades of gray and Dean is drowning.
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Whenever Gamzee talks her into coming to one of their shows, Karkat spends it one of two ways; with friends of the band while being slid drinks or hanging out back stage with headphones on while trying to sleep on whatever piece of furniture might be provided. Nine times out of ten it's a couch that's shittier than the one in their apartment and she never really does get any sleep, but it's better than actually listening to the shit that she can hear whenever she wants, anyway.
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Karkat's pretty sure that this is the worst idea that Gamzee has ever had, which is definitely saying something.
They're spaced out on the couch, Gamzee reclined on one end, beer in his hand, while Karkat's curled up on the other, shoved right up against the arm of the couch. He's not entirely sure why he ever agreed to this. How Gamzee managed to talk him into doing something this retarded, but- There they are. Gamzee with the remote in his hand and Karkat trying not to start cussing him out for such a stupid thing to spend their Friday night doing.
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What happens when you get twelve very different high school kids and stick them in a house together once a week? Shenanigans. Shenanigans happen.
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- Part 1 of Tales of the VGC
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Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR and your WIFE died a couple of years ago. Now you're just trying to DEAL WITH YOUR LIFE and make sure that your SON grows up sound and happy, even if he is a CRABBY LITTLE GUY. And things were going perfectly well until you were forced to meet ERIDAN AMPORA.
You're really not sure if you want him around because he's a STUCK UP IDIOT. Yet somehow, you can't get rid of him. You're not even sure if you WANT TO ANYMORE.
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- Part 1 of Hushed Sounds
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There's nothing more terrifying than falling for the only thing you have.
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There was a time when I could look somebody straight in the eye and tell them that he was my best friend. Yeah our fathers may have had something to do with that, but I honestly felt that way. That was until I fell in love with him, now we barely even talk and that's my own fault. How could a perfect being like Sollux Captor fall for ugly, cranky, bitchy Karkat Vantas?
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"What the fuck is that?" Karkat narrows his eyes, eyebrows doing some sort contortion act. His nose is all scrunched up too. God why does this guy always have to be so dramatic and ruin the mood?
A flash fic from my Humanstuck AU. Eridan and Karkat friendship. First Homestuck fic I ever wrote sob embarrassing.