1 - 20 of 107 Works in Alternate Universe - Homestuck Stabdads

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Terezi Pyrope is a freshly hired legislacerator in the police department of Swartz-port, the head of the vicious rattlesnake that is Deresite's underworld. However, she might have bitten off more than she can chew as she voluntarily takes the job of interrogating a reluctant informant, and is plunged into a insane world of crime, chance, chaos and crimson.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,449
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    47
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    158
  3. Tags
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,061
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    37
  4. Tags
    Summary

    The Adventures of Droog as he does stupid things with his lovable crew :)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,703
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    33
  5. Tags
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,213
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Hits:
    29
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat enjoys riding his mass collection of luxury cars through the middle of the night, that is when he ain't helping slick with anything gang related...

    Dave see's this new version of Karkat and he looks even hotter than he did before not that he wasn't hot already.\
    lets just say Dave wants to tap dat ass twice now
    freaking double tap

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    677
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    200
  7. Tags
    Summary

    On a late night stroll, Deuce finds a couple of kids he's never seen. Of course, he can't help but feel bad for them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,284
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    311
  8. Tags
    Summary

    After the town of Medium, California is released from the control of the cult/crime ring/subculture known as Alternia, Karkat Vantas returns to his hometown with the knowledge that finally, it's safe. Years later, he has a home, a boyfriend, a job, and a determination to uncover the secrets of Alternia and the rumors that it's returning-- but he may find that the evil he's trying to eradicate is a little closer than expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,019
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    889
  9. Tags
    Summary

    “And that’s how you do it son..” the man smiled to the child softly, wiping away the blood from the knife. He ruffled the child’s hair, placing a small peck on his face. The child was shaking, face pale as he took a step back from his father. He looked past his father, looking over the corpse. Stab in the eye, removed tongue, bullet holes through each cheek, stab wounds scattered about the body, and card, Ace of Spades placed between the victim’s lips.

    “Karkat, kid, it’s alright. You’ll get used to it soon enough. You’ll be just like ya old man when you’re older, now come on, let’s get a move on.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,112
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    555
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Once upon a time, some alien mobsters adopted some babies. This, for some reason, made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,418
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    341
  11. Tags
    Summary

    A story. One that you felt the need to make sure didn't go unknown. The story Spades Slick told that night that he sat down with you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,572
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    298
  12. Tags
    Summary

    innovators an ok dad, but not a good one by a longshot

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,904
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
  13. Tags
    Summary

    I'm not very good at summaries so I am not even going to attempt one at the moment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,737
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    425
  14. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of short fics about some of the events that took place before the beginning of Wolfstuck, long before a teenage Dave Strider decided to go wandering through the woods at night.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,594
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    350
  15. Tags
    Summary

    In which revelations are made regarding a certain school, two survivors, a puppet, and an unknown mother. Contains references to child abuse and sexual misconduct as well as scenes of intense violence. Also contains one (1) existential crisis.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,180
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    686
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Magic appears to be a lot less fake than they originally thought. Aradia is excited to explore all the implications of this discovery. Sollux and Karkat are less so, but like hell they're going to let her go alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    307
  17. Tags
    Summary

    In which the world's shittiest sheriff finally starts to make some headway, a scientist adds her input, the supposedly dead begin to appear increasingly living, and our favorite newly minted beta werewolf tries to navigate a budding romance while also dealing with his unknown alpha. Contains scenes of familial humiliation, punches to the face, aggressive interrogation, emotional manipulation, and bears.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,489
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    557
  18. Tags
    Summary

    In which a newly bitten beta werewolf discusses his options for three chapters before finally meeting the wrong alpha werewolf and then getting his dumb ass in trouble with the mob. Features a few scenes of mild violence, a dead animal, and awkward attempts at flirting.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,018
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    658
  19. Tags
    Summary

    A tale of raising Aradia Megido, a stabdads story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,415
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    399
  20. Tags
    Summary

    In which a teenage boy goes wandering in the woods at night with a friend, suffers an animal attack, and then begins to experience strange changes. Features one screaming girl, a mysterious case of sudden onset color-blindness, unexplained athletic ability, three attempts on the main character's life, and inconvenient hormones.
    (Homestuck characters in Teen Wolf universe.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,960
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    675

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation