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    AU in which Hannibal Lecter is a museum curator living an extremely lavishing and pompous lifestyle and Will Graham is a boat yard mechanic with a passion for fishing and rescuing stray dogs. Their lives cross paths in an unusual way – they accidentally take the other’s phone while they’re both at the same party, and not notice until the next morning. Everything that happens afterwards is basically pure crack.

    Edit: Might contain more fluff than initially planned.

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    Chapters:
    10/11
    Comments:
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    359
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    In a world where the drow inhabit the depths of IKEA, rather than the Underdark, young carpenter Drizzt Do'Urden must return to the furniture store of his youth to retrieve the vintage crystal chandelier Crenshinibon.

    Unabashed, unapologetic crack.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    In which Silver discovers Flint's true best kept secret.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
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    130
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    The Q Continuum continue to meddle in universes other than Trek. It seemed logical to turn the Lanteans into penguins, but not the aquatic flightless birds.

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    1/1
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    2
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    36
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    What happens when the speed dating party turns out to be an unprecedented success for everyone's favorite Snake Sannin instead of a failure? If something sounds too good to be true, usually it is. Alternate take on Episode 36 of RLAHNP, "Orochimaru's Search for Love!"

    DISCLAIMER! With the exception of original character Aina, all featured or mentioned fictional entities are from Kenji Taira's spin-off manga series, Rock Lee and His Ninja Pals (Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth), which in turn is based on Masashi Kishimoto's manga series Naruto. This fan fiction is written purely for entertainment and generates no profit whatsoever.

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    63,395
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    188
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    Bucky’s the mysterious newcomer to Ramsay Street and everyone thinks he’s bad for Darcy. This is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Australian soap opera style.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1318
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    I wish I could say this was from a random prompt generator, but I actually came up with it myself. I am hopeless. Jowan never asked to be born a mage, Fenris never asked to be born a slave. When fate intertwines their lives, what will become of everyone's favorite Broody Elf and Blood Mage. Such a crack!Pairing. Rated for slavery and violence/torture. I may continue this story through the end of DA2 but please be prepared for some time skips! :)

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    7,558
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
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    74
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    Come along for a wild ride of insanity with Ever and Sinclair as they battle through a world of magic and mystery, and of course the utter madness that comes along with both of those things.

    They are weird.

    They are mental.

    Ever and Sinclair try to survive in a world that seems hell bent on destroying them and their twins. (Which is just completely uncalled for.)

    Will they ever figure out what the hell house points are?

    Will they ever pull off their capes as well as Dumblebumble and the ADM?

    Can they defeat Lady Voldepop?

    Can they save the wizarding world with the power of their united snark? And magic. But mostly snark.

    Only two things are certain, Owls are evil and Unicorns are epic!

    Read this story.....if you think you're mad enough.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    652
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    Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo gives her an option, she takes it. She'll save them all, even if it kills her. Female Naruto. Time travel, rebirth. Eventual fem!Naruto/Itachi. AU.

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    61,225
    Chapters:
    14/20
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    104
    Hits:
    5273
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    Phantom of the Opera setting stolen for a Force Awakens historical AU of some weirdness & crack, with some plot for fun and lots of pretty costumes as we get ready for one helluva masquerade!

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    5,675
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    530
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    The only thing better than a fuck tent...

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    Henchman John Reese has quit his Evil Organization and is in need of a new job. He finds one with wannabe Super Villain Harold Finch
    [series of one-shots]

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    694
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    Both Jackson and Jinyoung have a crush on the gorgeous barista named JB, but only one of them can have him. It's a fight to the death and neither of them are willing to give up.

    Relationship hidden because spoilers.

    Language:
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    2,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    293
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    Jeon Jungkook and Min Yoongi are at war over Kim Seokjin. And to be honest, their friends are getting a little sick of both of them trying to one up each other. So, Taehyung, Jimin, Hoseok and Namjoon have decided that they're going to have a set of challenges, games if you will, and see who performs best. Who will appeal to Seokjin most. The one who loses has got to back off and the one that wins has full rein. Only one question remains: who will win?

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3317
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    Chaos ensues as London Dispatch gets together for their annual summer beach party.

    There are no actual pairings. This is AU/crack humor. Enjoy the fun.

    ***I don't own Kuroshitsuji or its contents or characters, just my story***

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    27
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    "Derek, is that really you?" Kira asks, eyes filled with pure wonder and even a little awe.

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    Comments:
    4
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    25
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    550
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    "No they fucking aren't."
    "You're right. Vladimir, kill the customer."
    "MATT NO! VLADIMIR NO!"

    Or, the AU where everyone works in retail and everyone wonders how Vladimir still has a job.

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    21,034
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    4293
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    In which a stereotypical Canadian transfers to McKinley and basically confuses the heck out of everyone.

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    4
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    27
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    It was Knights Out, the hallowed— if somewhat underground— annual bash for all the Padawans who had ascended to Knighthood in the past year. Although certainly not openly endorsed by the Council or any self-respecting and proper Jedi Knight, it wasn’t uncommon to find Council Members and other revered Masters dancing on tables, participating in and winning drinking contests, or sucking someone off in a corner at Knights Out. Organized by a semi-secret host each year, no one was actually ever invited to the party, but somehow word of the actual date and time seemed to fall on just the right ears.

    After yet another fight, Anakin and Obi-Wan unknowingly both attend, trying to forget each other. The Force has other ideas, it seems.

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    68,349
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3168
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    07:23AM: wait what 
    07:23AM: IS THIS YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF ASKING OUT MY BEST FRIEND 
    07:23AM: AHOMINE YOU BASTARD 
    07:23AM: HE DESERVES BETTER 

    AKA the one where Aomine gets drunk and confesses his feelings to Kuroko using a sonnet but accidentally sends it to Kagami instead.

    Day 4: "Drunk enough to say I love you?"

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    English
    Words:
    408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    335

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