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    What did the Boss intend?
    What if being a gun isn't all it's advertised as?
    What if your boyfriend is calling your ex in the middle of the night?

    This answers all of those questions.

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    She saw the consequences of the path he chose for himself and is determined to show him a better way. He has her heart but doesn't even know who she is. Together they will dance a glorious game that will decide the fate of the world.

    She wields a power greater than that of the false elvhen gods, but she declares herself to be a servant. Who and what is she?

    Lots and lots of Solas exposition.

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    Maya encounters the Dread Wolf behind the eluvian. He reveals his plan to her, and it's safe to say she doesn't take things well.
    In anger, he locks the mirror Maya needs to use to return to her family. She wonders for what seems like ages, until she finally finds an active eluvian.
    She falls into a dark new place, and finds out that the future under Fen'Harel is as terrible as she imagined.

    This is actually the end of this series. I couldn't help but write the ending before the middle.
    Again, this is a continuation of my other stories involving our favorite trio.

    Warning: this story is not as light and fluffy as my other ones. It's dark and angsty and features a pissed off, confused Inquisitor trying to discover what her family has now become.

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    A crackfic inspired by a conversation with lilsherlockian1975. X-Men/Sherlock crossover of the crackiest possible kind.

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    1/1
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    1. FC Kaiserslautern wants to sleep with everything that moves, making his lover, VfB Stuttgart, hella jealous. So when Lautern-induced pregnancies become common occurrence, he vows to himself he'd get revenge... but who said revenge was easy?

    (Reposted. Based on my nightly RPs with Straighttothepoint aka Rexetto.)

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    “I would never question Ilúvatar…”
    “But why him?”
    “I believe it’s all the time he spent in the void as a vagabond.”
    “Aye, that ought to mess you up proper and good.”

    A “musical fanfic” about the mightiest Vala who went out of his way to seduce a redheaded Maia – but especially all the glory and peril which ensued up until the Dagor Dagorath.
    There is some canon-compliance, but there will be a lot of canon-divergence and downright canon-negligence, so this is set in a kind of an alternative universe.
    And yes, they burst out into song, Disney-style.
    This is cracky but it is not only crack. You have been warned: Unexpected feelings may ensue.

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    Apollo Justice and Trucy are tasked with taking Klavier Gavin out to the seaside on some errand. Little did they know they were about to take part in a battle for the fate of the last unicorn.

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    Brock Rumlow, professional double agent and bag of dicks, gets blasted into a mirror universe. He's used to knowing all the angles, but now he's just got to survive being rescued by Steve Rogers, Captain HYDRA.

    The second half of this crack fic extravaganza focuses on the bizarre universe hopping road trip orgy/sex comedy that is the trio of Captain Hydra, good!Jack and the Commander.

    They'll try to kill each other after they get home, like gentlemen.

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    44/?
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    The fate of two young boys and one pokemon becomes intertwined.
    That's it. That's the story.

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    a.k.a. "what could go wrong"

    First, there was this fanart. But some ideas just cannot leave your head.

    So I wrote a piece of crack about Sailor Bull. And I hope to carry it on from time to time:


    Iron Bull tries to make a life as a fourteen-year-old girl in the Moon Kingdom while the Inquisition struggles to save it from the evil Red Queen. He also tries to woo his dearest grumpy senpai from Tevinter. In this crack piece, many things can happen. From cat shapeshifting and crossdressing to Rule 63 and other weird shipping conventions. It is also my personal way to familiarize with fandom conventions.

    Basic knowledge on popular manga & anime titles and otaku culture would be welcome.

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    Here is the story of my first love. He still loves me so much even though... I'm...

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    Inspired by the kink meme prompt: "Everyone! CRACK - they all visit McDonald's: I just, have this desire for all of the characters to be queuing in McDonald's and discussing what they'd like to order."
    It'll probably be a multi-chapter work. Kind of just disjointed drabbles, more for fun than anything else. I hope you all enjoy!

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    Clint Barton of S.H.I.E.L.D. has 14 days to make one of the most difficult matches happen in order to receive a promotion. Natasha Romanov of A.I.M. is not about to make this any easier for him. The fates of Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are on the line, but who will take the shot?

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    au, oneshot/drabble series, crack.

    in which orochimaru and jiraiya are psychologists and nothing goes well.

    "But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know." ~Alan Watts

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    SPOILERS

    kylo ren desperately wanted DARTH VADER to teach him the ways of evil. what he gets is anakin skywalker, angriest (and most dramatic) space ghost, ready and willing to aggressively haunt leia's stupid tantrum-throwing child away from the dark side. obi-wan mostly comes along to gloat, because there's nothing quite like watching karma unfold in front of you.

    (meanwhile, poe dameron, used to being the most reckless guy in the room, is beginning to realize how very screwed he is. because finn is just figuring out how to be a person instead of a stormtrooper, and rey is realizing just how much she loves having a family, and keeping up with the two of them is gonna give him a heart attack. it's a good way to go, don't get him wrong.)

    least canon-compliant anything, probably? mostly me just entertaining myself. set post-movie. real star wars fans will probably be appalled at how i don't understand (IMPORTANT X, Y, & Z) star wars canon.

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    Youngjae blames Jackson and Jinyoung for getting him in this shit entirely.

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    栄純に依る福音書 / eijun niyoru fukuinsho / the gospel according to Eijun (TGATE) is a crack psychological thriller/romcom mostly written in a kōkan enikki/illustrated collaborative journal between Kanemaru and Sawamura. It's presented as a riddle for you to solve.

    2-9-16 update: The OST Spotify playlist is now linked at the beginning of each chapter. Enjoy!

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    SoSu, Arthur Maxson, and Paladin Danse are trying to have a three-way, when the author suddenly realises she can't figure out how to get to the next part. After waiting around for a bit, the characters start to offer suggestions to the author.

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    Chapter titles contain relevant characters and/or pairings.

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    31/?
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    Stiles loves Derek
    Derek loves Stiles
    Stiles loves Stu
    Stu loves Stiles
    Derek and Stu both love Stiles
    Derek and Stu love… each other?

    Uggh, unfortunately. It’s not that Stu doesn’t like Derek, it’s that he refuses -despite living with them (and you know… all the sex)- to be the third wheel in their relationship! Too bad his and Stiles’ fucking twinsense is making Stu have ~feelings for the wolf. Welp, guess it’s time to visit some other universes to find his own Derek!

    aka

    The five times Derek was wrong for Stu and the one time he was right all along.

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    5
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    17
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    2
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