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    A mix of thramsay and killing+stalking because why not watch the multiverse implode?

    WitchesBrew wanted to see Ramsay and Sangwoo compare their, uh, projects and Reek & Bum comparing scars. These are the kind of friends I have.

    It felt like trying to write an Escher puzzle so I hope WitchesBrew enjoys the work I suffered for. U'_'U

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    Comments:
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    6
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    This is not a dark fic. It's not even porn. There's no sex. Nobody gets beat up or tortured and nobody dies. It's just a ridiculous scene that I had to write because it was making me laugh my ass off.

    The setup:
    Castiel, Dean's new master, has finally called for him to be brought to his bedchamber. It's been weeks since he purchased Dean. He's been too terrified to go through with actually meeting him, let alone sleeping with him. But, with the help of his very loyal and devoted household slaves, he's worked up the courage. As the door is unlocking for Dean to enter the room, Castiel panics, dives into the corner and wraps himself up in a curtain panel...like a complete and utter crazy person. He's mortified.
    SIDE NOTE: Castiel's slaves adore him. He's incredibly good to them. Always has been. But they all know how shy, awkward and horribly lonely he is and when he came home from the slave auction with Dean, they all immediately shipped it. And also started a pool, taking bets on how long it would take for Castiel to actually fuck him, what day of the week it would happen on, etc. Because they're assholes. Like most really good friends are.

    We join this story, already in progress:

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    50
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    One world ended, another began. Yue, finding herself in a uniquely powerful position, made the new world according to her desires. Her shamelessly perverted desires. [crack, smut, harems]

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    8979
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    A series of drabbles of the most well loved and unlikely ships I could think of. Non linear in plot.

    They will be new, perhaps intriguing, and I'm sure downright terrifying.

    Now taking requests!

    UPDATED!!!!. Read if you dare.

    I might have to up the warning on these.

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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    2919
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    Thought of this in the middle of the night and couldn't stop laughing. "Princess" Harry is kidnapped and taken to the Slytherin kingdom. The rescue mission takes an interesting turn.

    Shounen-ai, cross dressing/laid back Harry, Luna is DBZ Abridged Mr. Popo, Ginny is the fail Knight in Shining Armor, movie/TV show references, an appearance by Edward Elric, segment of Twilight bashing, gushing mothers, mentioned mature content, OOCness of course, foul language, mentioned MPreg

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    240
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    Robb might be gone, but Sansa is still here. And so is Jon.

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    32
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    1
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    Welcome to the St Petersburg Ice Kremlin--an ice rink owned by shady businessman Viktor Nikiforov, run by his fiancé Yuuri Katsuki, and staffed by their friends Jean-Jaques Leroy, Christophe Giacometti, and Yuri Plisetsky. When Viktor acquires the rights to "Poodles on Ice", the Skate Gang find themselves enmeshed in the greatest scheme of all: trying to produce an ice spectacular the likes of which the world has never before seen.

    Well, it's always sunny in St Petersburg...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    "Are those our cats?"
    "No."
    "Then what are they doing in your car?"
    Harry shrugs. "Cats like me," is his explanation.
    "I hate cats," Louis says.
    Harry's jaw drops. "That's it. we're getting a divorce."
    "That's what I've seen saying all along," Louis groans in relief.

    Or a crack-y fic in which Louis marries Harry by accident, Harry loves cats, Louis travels the world to make a cup of coffee, Liam just wants to be a good mailman, and Zayn and Niall are always along for the ride.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    154
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    Just a collection of really short silly OT7 drabbles and one-shots. No specific relationships, just OT7. (This isn't a romance fic so if you came for ships, sorry)(This doesn't mean I don't have ships, cuz believe me, I HAVE SHIPS. I'm just not that good at writing them.
    If ya have any suggestions, holla at me in the comments.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    25
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    Everlyna Fray knew there was a world beyond the one she lived in, because her Mom is terrible at hiding things. But what she could not have known was how much her existence would impact on that world. Or the people who are already a part of it.

    One night Ever runs into a boy who changes everything. He's hot and on the good side of badass. Unfortunately he's also a grade level one douchnozzle who Ever wants to kick in the face. Repeatedly. Or maybe make out with. Both?

    Ever meets another boy, this one is a blue eyed dream boat, with the attitude of a pissed off hedgehog. Good thing Ever likes a challenge and sees past the mask. She finds herself making a connection with him that goes beyond anything she thought possible.

    Along with her best friend Simon, the one person who knows her better than anyone, she will attempt to solve the mysteries of the Shadow world, and maybe, possibly, save it.

    Come hell or high water Ever will do whatever it takes to protect the people she loves, and nothing, not demon-buttheads, vampy people, fluffy things, tooth fairies, stony Shadowpuppets, or hot guys are gonna stop her.

    Read this story....if you think you're mad enough.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1416
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    The third story in "Night Out" Series. Sequel to "Saturday Night Out" and "Friday Night Out." After my OC Wren sampled all three heirs of Durin, dated the whole company of Thorin Oakenshield, and cousin Dain, and enjoyed the monogamous bliss with a certain Dr Thorington for seven months, she is once again unattached. Are there any more Hobbit men in this modern crack AU she hasn't yet tried?

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    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    1
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    58
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    Crack fic! Dr. Strange/Kinky Boots crossover. Mordo's twin, Lola Mordo, pays Kamar-Taj a visit and turns the place upside down. While Karl Mordo feels like he is close to having an aneurysm trying to keep his sister in check, Stephen can't help but be attracted to her. Or is it because she is more upfront with her feelings towards Stephen? To her, it's obvious Karl is smitten with Stephen and she plans to get her baby brother and Stephen together. But Karl doesn't see it that way and grows insanely jealous over how easily Lola has swept Stephen off his feet. Will Lola be able to help her brother overcome his dark past, the same one she ran from, and find a life with Stephen or will he give in to the darkness that consumed their family?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Damon 'Washington' Salvatore sets out to find his wayward son on Blackwood Mountain. Will there be peace when he is done?

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    1
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    237
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    Палатка для жалоб возвращается!

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    Русский
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    1,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    You know that fic? That one self-insert fic. Or the better known 'The Modern Girl/Guy in Thedas'? Get ready for crack. All of the crack. But JUSTIFIED crack.

    Think I've said that word enough? THINK AGAIN!

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    1,008
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    68
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    For some reason I've written another story where the ancient elves live in modern times, but post-Fall Thedas is canon compliant. Also the Creators and Forgotten Ones are mostly programmers. Also Solas smuggles his data ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to Xebenkeck, and somehow that is the most plausible element of this story.

    I am not explaining this well, because there is no explaining this. It's pure crack.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    in which pigeon!Ned is back and doesn't appreciate most of his kids' choices in partners. Most.

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    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1658
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    Pirate!AU Crack Fiction.

    Beware of frolics and multi-fandom references!

    Co-written with Wynni, and it means giggles and skittles, sassy female protagonists, and silliness all around. Also featuring an all female pirate crew, dashing Captain Thorington, couple peeps walking the plank, and lots of shivering timbers! Rated M for happy consensual hanky-panky later.

    {ThorinxOC; FilixOC}

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    2
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    6
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    Emily woke up in the shadow of the breach's creation, with no memory of her past life and an itching feeling that she just doesn't belong there.

    Another "Modern Girl in Thedas" AU (because, you know, there aren't enough of them!).

    The main romantic interests are Cullen and Solas, and it can go either way... Who will she end up with? What crazy adventures will she encounter along the way?

    Let's find out together!

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    36,190
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    2077
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    Reader es la versión femenina de John Constantine de un universo paralelo, que ha llegado al universo de los Winchester para escapar con vida del suyo propio.

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    Situado durante la temporada 12 de Supernatural, con divergencias en el canon debido a la trama de este fic.
    Respecto a Constantine, tomaré cosas tanto de Hellblazer, como de los comics actuales, como de la serie de televisión, y la mitad lo acabaré inventado.
    Podría decirse que esto es bastante crack!fic. Muy crack!fic, en realidad.

    No se por qué se me ocurren cosas así.

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    Me encantaría escribirlo en inglés, pero mi vocabulario no es tan extenso para eso.
    Tampoco soy buena escribiendo en español.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    56

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