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    Dio is a shitty car salesman. His brother is a newlywed with a fuckton of money. His best friend is probably fucking his gun. He recently stole his favorite pair of shoes from a dead priest. Also the dead priest came back to life and is kinda hot. Find out more in this stupid fanfic that my friends over Skype made me write.

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    1/?
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    bits and blobs from an universe in which Jyn Erso is an agent of the Empire and i just roll with the crack.

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    6/?
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    2
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    栄純に依る福音書 / eijun niyoru fukuinsho / the gospel according to Eijun (TGATE) is a crack psychological thriller/romcom mostly written in a kōkan enikki/illustrated collaborative journal between Kanemaru and Sawamura. Main ship is KaneSawa but I enjoy unrequited drama, so this parodies most ships known to mankind. Full kurobas crossover begins ch 8. If you like going down rabbit holes and through mirrors multiple times this is written with you in mind. The whole thing is one cheesy ball of crack spinning in a trajectory off to a moon made of crackcheese.

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    10/?
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    59
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    33
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    2
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    Phantom of the Opera setting stolen for a Force Awakens historical AU of some weirdness & crack, with some plot for fun and lots of pretty costumes as we get ready for one helluva masquerade!

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    12/?
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    46
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    45
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    4
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    909
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    A series of drabbles of the most well loved and unlikely ships I could think of. Non linear in plot.

    They will be new, perhaps intriguing, and I'm sure downright terrifying.

    Now taking requests!

    UPDATED!!!!. Read if you dare.

    I might have to up the warning on these.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
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    118
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Peter makes it to Poland in time to save his stepmother and sister. Not that he knew they existed.

    This is the last place Peter expected Magneto to be. No wonder he’d never found him in all his time searching. Why isn’t Magneto out agitating for mutant rights, or trying to kill Reagan on live television, or living it up at a Renaissance Faire with his cape and armor and helmet, or shacking up with women under a false name and having children —

    Right.

    Well.

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    1,625
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    8
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    19
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    Midoriya and co. are second years mentoring a group of first years. Plot divergent after chapter 96?

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    2/?
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    4
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    A Russian woman is reunited with her slightly older twin brother who had settled in the same nation that she had. Yet upon finding him, she realises that he has changed so much from what she had remembered him as. Interactions between the two begin to raise questions as to why he had left her in the first place. But are these questions that should be answered, or will this lead to forbidden territory?

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    Here at Polis Innovations, we ensure that our employees are well equipped to handle any obstacles thrown at them. And we throw a lot. A good employee will always succeed. If they don't, they don't work for us. Or they're dead. Because they're failures. Polis Innovations: Only the best at your service

     

    There are times when Clarke is glad that she read the employee handbook. Sometimes it gets chaotic on the ARK. It's those times that her underlings look to her for help. It's also those times that she is immensely grateful that she now knows which darts to load in her tranquilizer gun. Lucky her.

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    25
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    1
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    Bucky’s the mysterious newcomer to Ramsay Street and everyone thinks he’s bad for Darcy. This is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Australian soap opera style.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Get a Tumblr they said, it’ll be fun they said… You are not on twitter? Lemme fix that for you she said… We’ll make you an Instagram account Mud Boy, you’ll like it they said… Artemis your mother thinks you should get a Facebook he said…

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    Hectic didn’t even begin to describe it, but they wouldn’t exchange it for the world.

    (OR, the ridiculous happy ending AU of the WCP where Captain America never finds HYDRA Base B28, all the agents successfully escape, and Civil War isn't a thing, as it hasn't been released yet. A couple of “couple” alterations under the pretences of AU. Created by a very long list of multiple writing prompts from tumblr.)

    ((***Cannot be read as a standalone. Unfortunately you must suffer 80 000+ words to get here.***))

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    30
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    1
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    Based on a typo in someone's fic summary.

    In which Dean and Cas finally reveal their secret fillings for each other.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    19
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    18
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    This is a collection of drabbles I have written and posted on Tumblr based on various prompts that I've received.

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    4,224
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
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    6
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    503
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    What do you do when your sidekick bat is dead, your emo twin is flinging herself off of cliffs and your love life resembles a train wreck in wonderland?

    Easy: You bring out Kevin 2.0, eat buckets of ice cream mixed with whiskey, plan spider murder with your best friend and attempt valiantly to handle falling in love twice with two impossibly complicated men.

    Ever will have to deal with the return of the lost Weasley and Robbie Williams, and the slippery slope of her own mental health issues. But her problems won't stop there. Of course there's the fluffy boys in jean shorts club to keep on track and the non-stop mind frakery that is her intense love for two very different supernatural beings.

    Ever is back, and this time, shiz gets real.

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    93,840
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    3
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    [Modern AU] [Crack]

    La serpiente silbaba y reía.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    Everlyna Fray is Clary Fray's slightly insane twin sister.

    Ever knows about Shadowhunters. Because her sneaking skills are epic.

    She's a book lover, and an ice cream enthusiast. She has a sidekick bat named Kevin. Her greatest dream is to one day become a supervillain. I mean, who wants be a hero? That's just so boring.

    Ever doesn't live by anyone's rules but her own, and she's completely independent. So when everything goes to hell on her 18th birthday, Ever is more than ready to fight back.

    Ever Fray is THE snarkmaster.

    Come hell or high water, Ever Fray can handle anything thrown at her.

    Except maybe love.

    Read this story....if you think you're mad enough.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    07:23AM: wait what 
    07:23AM: IS THIS YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF ASKING OUT MY BEST FRIEND 
    07:23AM: AHOMINE YOU BASTARD 
    07:23AM: HE DESERVES BETTER 

    AKA the one where Aomine gets drunk and confesses his feelings to Kuroko using a sonnet but accidentally sends it to Kagami instead.

    (USED TO BE KUROKO'S SONNET)

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    4,159
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
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    4
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    Clarke Dirty-Haired Griffin™ confronts Commander "Candle-Loving Heart Eyes" Lexa™ about her candle addiction, Lexa denies she has a problem, and starts arguing that if anyone has a problem, it's Clarke. Will they be able to love each other through this bump-in-the-road in their relationship, or will their breakup be so horrid that Arkadia and Trikru end up going to war?

    Or: the stupid, not that funny, really unnecessary fic where lexa's candle addiction is worrying clarke, and lexa keeps denying anything is wrong. also, clarke really needs to fucking shower, despite her hatred for being clean.

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    English
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    1,265
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    20
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    63
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    3
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    A collection of actual, real life things that have happened in the strange phenomenon friendship that is Jonathan Joestar and Dio Brando.

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    English
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    561
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    97

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