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    Courtney met Scott on farmers online and had done so as a prank but he turned out to be a real farmer when she got the date and had thought this was a fake site.

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    A delightfully cracktastic crossover that happened when El and I started joking about what would happen if her SF Verse boys met my Night Verse vampires. Unsurprisingly, shenanigans ensue!

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    1/1
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    6
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    Book 4 of the Hearts of Darkness AU series, chronologically following The Kids Aren't Alright.

    Dooku and his bondmate Severin Yusanis have returned to Serenno to stay, accompanied by their large polyamorous bisexual kinky family of choice. Established relationships deepen, and a few new relationships blossom; weddings, adoptions, and surprises happen as Dooku works to rebuild the Separatist Army and forge an alliance with the Resistance to prepare to fight both the New Republic and the First Order, in a high-stakes battle where losing ensures a fate far worse than death.

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    21/25
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    113
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    This is the story of a young man who strived to overcome his destiny. This is the story of a young man who fought for his dreams of one day rising to the top of the world. This is a story of a young man who learnt to love and be loved.
    The deadly Grand Prix War once almost destroyed the Japanese Empire. One boy miraculously survived and is sent abroad to master the art of skating. But fate is not amused and decides to punish Yuzuru for his defiance. Can he survive among all the envy and jealousy? Will Yuzuru find true happiness?

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    7,063
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    927
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    ...and gives you a headache. Crawl back three spaces.

    Or, Victor is a witch who owns a shop in an online board game and shows up at Yuuri's doorstep wanting to slay dragons.

    And, Yuuri is a bit too captivated to say no to his shennanigans.

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    1/2
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    8
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    3
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    Dean unexpectedly receives a package with a fully functional hyper-realistic, sort-of-attractive and likable robot, named Castiel.

    Castiel adjusts to "civilian life" away from his Drug Lord Master's garrison of Android soldiers, and is more than happy to learn about Humanity from Dean. Dean adjusts to having a robot who asks all sorts of strange questions, that's more adorable than a metal man has any business being...

    Also, food will be featured heavily, whether or not it's actually important to the plot, or if it's because I always write when hungry, you can decide. But I suggest making a sandwich before you sit down and read this. Trust me.

    Also all science, is psuedo-science, as I'm no scientist.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    424
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    Alternate timeline:
    What if Itachi didn't die? What if Sakura is left to nurse him back to health? What if another previously assumed dead Uchiha is still alive? What bridges will burn? What bridges will be reinforced? Rating for future smut scenes, violence, and language.

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    45,622
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    656
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    In which Kara and Mon-el "platonically" attend Winn's new movie premiere.

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    1/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    256
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    It is sometimes said that in a fictional, code-strung land full of treacherous, weirdly difficult to escape offices, there arose Four Heroes unlike any our world has ever known. They came from each of the kingdoms of that glitchy, artificial realm - Karkat, Ferocious Warrior of the Weasels, Sollux, the Ever-Sarcastic Elf Mage, Tavros the Just, a Hog/Bull (???) Cleric of Vast Renown, and, of course, Gamzee, Illustrious Bard of Clownkind, known forever for his insanely fresh lute solos.
    Hear now their tale!
    Or, you know. A version of it.

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    Min Yoongi slays booty and bitches with his best friend and part time PR manager Kim Namjoon.

    They give no f*cks, but what happens on their journey when they're called to the aid of two sexy virgin Princes?

     

    Min Yoongi inspired me when I rewatched Rookie King.

    In all honesty...this is a mess. No ships are tagged because no ships are safe, but somehow all ships are safe. For example, everybody is straight, but they're all gay for each other.

    This is a crack. Please, take nothing in this story seriously.

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    English
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    5,340
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    80
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    Harry doesn't want to play Dumbledore's game.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    People say that mermaid meat makes for some legendary sushi.
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    The pangs and woes of being a fisherman and for some reason, Kuroo's crew is skeptical as they approach Whitecap Bay. And out of nowhere, Lev starts singing to cheer up the mood.

    "Gentlemen, Death lies before us while Debt dawdles from behind."
    "Should I start singing, Captain?"
    "Lev, you can sing, but get in the bait-boat."

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    An unexpected encounter in the woods.

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    1/1
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    4
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    20
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    1
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    "The problem I have with doing something, is the fact that it requires a certain amount of effort, that I just don't have."

    "You are the most laziest person I Know."

    "All I'm hearing is another reason to love me more than you already do."

    "Yeah, I guess."

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    Everlyna Fray knew there was a world beyond the one she lived in, because her Mom is terrible at hiding things. But what she could not have known was how much her existence would impact on that world. Or the people who are already a part of it.

    One night Ever runs into a boy who changes everything. He's hot and on the good side of badass. Unfortunately he's also a grade level one douchnozzle who Ever wants to kick in the face. Repeatedly. Or maybe make out with. Both?

    Ever meets another boy, this one is a blue eyed dream boat, with the attitude of a pissed off hedgehog. Good thing Ever likes a challenge and sees past the mask. She finds herself making a connection with him that goes beyond anything she thought possible.

    Along with her best friend Simon, the one person who knows her better than anyone, she will attempt to solve the mysteries of the Shadow world, and maybe, possibly, save it.

    Come hell or high water Ever will do whatever it takes to protect the people she loves, and nothing, not demon-buttheads, vampy people, fluffy things, tooth fairies, stony Shadowpuppets, or hot guys are gonna stop her.

    Read this story....if you think you're mad enough.

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    102,653
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2199
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    This is a one-shot crack fic I wrote, I blame such shows as Cute High Earth Defense Club for this one.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    Рабочие будни архитекторов МI6 и мешающие им работать будни мистера Сильвы.

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    Русский
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    4,296
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    502
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    At the peak of the Fourth Shinobi World War Kaguya Otutsuki successfully kills everyone but Naruto. Without Sasuke, Naruto is unable to stop the ancient goddess and she completes her plan, forever casting the world into an illusion. However, before Kaguya Otutsuki rules supreme as a Goddess, she watched as the sheer hatred and grief possessed by Naruto converges inwardly and peaks.

    Yami Naruto is revived and he is clearly not happy.

    The Dark Persona of the Child of Prophecy has nothing to lose and everything to gain, and throw in dimensional jutsu to the mix and the multiverse will never be the same.

    Expect sex, raunchiness, outright insanity, and everything from wet stockings to biker shorts.

    Massive Crossover with numerous worlds. Yami!Naruto, Sharingan!Naruto, Rinnegan!Naruto, Godlike!Naruto, shenanigans and of course, did I mention sex?

    Language:
    English
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    13,365
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4015
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    Shawn and Gus are doing an art project for school. Shawn of course had a very creative idea for a film they could do. And Gus was all for it.

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    1/1
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    The war between Autobots and Decepticons has been waging since before humans creation. Over the course of war both sides and Cybertron, in general, have lost pieces of their history. With the battling coming to a standstill, and their planet dying, both factions are forced to flee. Optimus Prime vows to follow the Decepticons to protect the innocent from the destruction of the Decepticons. The Autobots are led to a small young organic plant called Earth. However, the Autobots are caught off guard by the natives. They look just like Cybertronians! It is now up to the Autobots to protect not only the natives of Earth, and the best way to do that is to go unnoticed. Too bad a human finds a wounded Autobot scout and she unknowingly gets herself in a war she was never meant to fight.

    Now with a human life on the line, the Autobots become aware that there is more to Earth than meets the eye.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,559
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1113

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