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    A lighting bolt strikes Prompto, and he wakes up, he is someone completely different.

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    There once was a prompt from a Tumblr conversation, and it led to a crack fic.

    “But imagine tho, like tea time, you just prop your legs up on the table because you’re so tired and he tea and cake is served but you have no intention of moving so to reach the cake you use your sword, making stabby noises, and Giles walks in.”

    And so, this was born. The end.

    Absolute, pure, unadultered, nonsensical, ridiculous crack, based on the above quote. Read at your own risk.

    How would Giles, and the other suitors, react, when the MC is dangerously tired, wants cake, and has a sword at her side? Who knows, truly...

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    1/1
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    Tentacle sex. PWP.

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    1/1
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    3
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    35
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    2
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    Pennywise never learned how to interact with human people in all the years he'd been living in Derry, Maine.

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    6/?
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    218
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    294
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    73
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    Aoi's high and seeing things. Or is he?

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    17
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    Emily woke up in the shadow of the breach's creation, with no memory of her past life and an itching feeling that she just doesn't belong there.

    Another "Modern Girl in Thedas" AU (because, you know, there aren't enough of them!).

    The main romantic interests are Cullen and Solas, and it can go either way... Who will she end up with? What crazy adventures will she encounter along the way?

    Let's find out together!

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    18/?
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    73
    Kudos:
    336
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    "holy yeezus a whale — a...pretty whale?"

    "a lot of barnacles apparently think i'm 'pretty' too,"

    "...oh my holy glob."

    "...what?"

    "y-you can talk."

    "obviously, baby."

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    1/1
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    Book 4 of the Hearts of Darkness AU series, chronologically following The Kids Aren't Alright.

    Dooku and his bondmate Severin Yusanis have returned to Serenno to stay, accompanied by their large polyamorous bisexual kinky family of choice. Established relationships deepen, and a few new relationships blossom; weddings, adoptions, and surprises happen as Dooku works to rebuild the Separatist Army and forge an alliance with the Resistance to prepare to fight both the New Republic and the First Order, in a high-stakes battle where losing ensures a fate far worse than death.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    What do you do when your sidekick bat is dead, your emo twin is flinging herself off of cliffs and your love life resembles a train wreck in wonderland?

    Easy: You bring out Kevin 2.0, eat buckets of ice cream mixed with whiskey, plan spider murder with your best friend and attempt valiantly to handle falling in love twice with two impossibly complicated men.

    Ever will have to deal with the return of the lost Weasley and Robbie Williams, and the slippery slope of her own mental health issues. But her problems won't stop there. Of course there's the fluffy boys in jean shorts club to keep on track and the non-stop mind frakery that is her intense love for two very different supernatural beings.

    Ever is back, and this time, shiz gets real.

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    English
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    123,772
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1630
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    When Peter comes to Tony in a panic looking stressed Tony assumes that there’s some new villain on his ass or something but then Peter says, “I need some dating advice,” and the illusion is shattered.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    159
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1797
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    When Bulma & Vegeta hit rock bottom, an unusual job offer might just be their ticket out of poverty.
    Real world, no saiyans, totally crack fic AU. By stupidoomdoodles & ladyvegeets.

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    7/?
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    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    54
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    In which Daniel put his life on the line just to go on a casual date with the love of his life. (entered his idiotic friends and their equally idiotic opinions)

    Or

    Kang Daniel exactly only had 32 hours until his impending death in the hand of Jung Taekwoon.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    11
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    The year is 2017. Centuries back, humans lost the ability to manipulate chakra and use and create jutsu. No one knows for sure why, and those who do are long dead. Certain oddities such as psychics, energy vampires, mediums, therians, and those who allegedly use witchcraft still exist, but their powers are usually weak, and who would believe them anyway? Nowadays, their world is much like the one you see around you today: go to college, drown in debt, then work a job that doesn't pay nearly enough money to live on until you die. The shinobi of the past are mostly forgotten, only mentioned in the occasional history lesson.
    That is, until October 2017, when a group of eight history buffs meet each other through an online group where they go to discuss their unhealthy fixation on a particular Legendary Sannin. They later decide to meet up in real life in an ill-fated attempt to summon the spirit of Orochimaru.

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    English
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    2/?
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    2
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    1
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    Eggsy Unwin knows the facts about soulmates just like everyone else,but it was still what he wished for and dreamt of.

    He continues to dream even though he knows that a scentless beta like him has no hope of ever having one soulmate, let alone two.

    But a boy can still dream yea?

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    English
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    17,450
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    4185
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    Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.

    Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)

    Health and Safety: It is advised that food and drink should not be consumed during reading. Fanfic writers are not liable for damage to keyboards.

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    English
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    25,562
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    148
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    391
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    74
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    From mafia boss to a pro hero. Tsuna is pretty sure there's at least one big inside joke about the situation he's not privy to.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    122
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    23
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    854
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    Giving oneself to the darkness involved a lot of leather and submission. Better if you can give your heart willingly to your master.

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    English
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    700
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    1/?
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    30 Days of Writing, Day 10: Silver
    Fandom: Harry Potter

    Harry sees a weird thing when he casts one of his patronus. It has a rather odd change--but for the good or not? That is the question.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Based on a prompt from an anon on Dicktofen's blog, where Bruce is a farmer to a bunch of boys who are half cow/kudans (read; Robins) In mine, Slade is a poacher. Some pairings only implied (mostly the Bruce ones).

    Every day when Slade went, well, for lack of a better term, to work, he passed by a splendid sight. It was a farm. But of course the farm itself wasn’t the main attraction. Rather, Slade would pass by the farm on the way into the forest, gun slung over his shoulder, and see that there were four lovely cowboys grazing there, free range. Now, Slade would be the first to admit that he’d always had - a thing- for cowboys...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Min Yoongi slays booty and bitches with his best friend and part time PR manager Kim Namjoon.

    They give no f*cks, but what happens on their journey when they're called to the aid of two sexy virgin Princes?

     

    Min Yoongi inspired me when I rewatched Rookie King.

    In all honesty...this is a mess. No ships are tagged because no ships are safe, but somehow all ships are safe. They're all gay for each other.

    This is a crack. Please, take nothing in this story seriously.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,056
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    286

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