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    It's been three years since Juice and Olivia escaped Charming, and now they're living in Vermont under the safety of the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life's all neighborhood game nights and canapés until the day Chibs Telford knocks on their door.

    Crack!fic sequel to Come With Me Tonight. Not a real sequel. A porny, crazy sequel that I have no business writing.

    Language:
    English
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    19,502
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    In which Batroc should have invested in better gun safety training, Sitwell has a real bad day, and Alexander Pierce has a slight staffing issue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,650
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    24
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    Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,954
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    848
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    Akihito has dreamed of becoming a rock star. Now, with an opening as the lead singer in world-famous hair metal band Sion available, Akihito finally has the opportunity of a lifetime.

    Did I mention Asami wears leather pants in this fic? Well, he wears leather pants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    364
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    While Jemma Simmons knew that sooner or later, she'd have to settle down and marry, somehow she didn't anticipate who the lucky man might be. Or that she'd have to chose between five different Agents.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    141,043
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    409
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    6916
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    "One of these days you'll come stumbling in here all glassy eyed to tell me how Johnny finally decided he's only mostly straight." Darcy leaned forward as Steve choked on his beer again. "All I'm saying is this: when that day comes? Pics or it didn't happen."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1218
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    Scott Moir and Meryl Davis start dating, much to the chagrin and annoyance of their erstwhile partners at Arctic Edge Ice Arena. In an effort to make a point, Charlie and Tessa decide to give it a go themselves. Round-robin story. Every chapter is written by a new author. Authors will be attributed either as co-authors or in the notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,115
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3911
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    "This is ridiculous.” Louis throws up his hands in despair after he’s closed the door behind a perky blonde girl. “None of them are untouched enough to serve as an offering to Beelzebub, and that last one couldn't even use PowerPoint."

    Or the one where Louis and Zayn really need to find some interns to sacrifice or they're not getting their Christmas bonus.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    420
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    J'zargo is the Dragonborn. Shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    84
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    Important tip: Do not program crash dummies you've dressed in plausible clothing to position themselves in front of speeding vehicles, nor allow your cohosts to do so.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    31
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    500 years after the events of Frozen (and Blade II), a visitor is hurled through the void of deus ex machina and arrives where he strangely, perfectly, should have been all along. Dazzlingly unexpected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,872
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    27
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    The Normandy crash-lands on an uncharted world at the end of ME3.

    That world is Thedas.

    Crack ensues.

    (Also smut. Eventually.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,336
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    390
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    As a doctor in the small Montana Territory town of Perdition, Castiel had seen just about everything.
    That is, he thought he had, until an outlaw named Alastair arrived with his unwilling bride in tow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,408
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1255
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    «Potrai trovarlo difficile da credere, » Ringhiò di rimando, chiamando a raccolta il suo coraggio. «Ma, mi sono successe un tantino di cose parecchio strane ultimamente, e merito una maledettissima spiegazione! » Urlò, ma l’uomo rimase rigido nella sua posizione, nonostante gli occhi si fossero ammorbiditi per la curiosità.

    «Ti sei presentato a me quando le nostre navi hanno incrociato i loro cammini, » tuonò l’altro, vicino a perdere il controllo. «La spinta è stata forte, l’avrai sentita sicuramente. »

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    1,778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
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    A handful of Jedi are forced to act together with a few Sith and assorted other people in an inexplicably cast production of Cymbeline.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,162
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    Everyone is gearing up for the Draft.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,020
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    937
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    6572
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    James is surprised by his leading lady.

    Language:
    English
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    525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    3
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    Right after a posh new set of silver shows up in the utensil drawer, everything changes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    100
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    Collecting all the short muse'verse/sandbox multifandom fic I've posted via tumblr & typetrigger.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,887
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Hits:
    7
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    "Gardening, motherfucker," purred Kurama.

    WARNING: SUGGESTION OF HET. THAT MEANS BOYS KISSING GIRLS. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,556
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    124

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