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    In the wake of Ray’s departure, Ryan has taken his place as the new meme guy. Of course, the title of “meme guy” is a title that nobody wants. After a really bad day, Ryan sees something horrible that makes him snap. Fortunately for him, he discovers a way to bring the whole system down, and with the help of Ray, it can all be possible. Join Ryan and Ray as they go on a journey of self-discovery, unnecessary violence, and all around bullshit. Join them as they go on a quest to destroy the internet once and for all.

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    English
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    15,346
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    773
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    I'm trying to make a crackfic idea work. (What if the Dark Lord was a crazy cat lady--erm, excuse me, lord?)

    Featuring Nagini as jealous protagonist and Daisy, Persian fluffball extraordinaire.

    Language:
    English
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    1,451
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    134
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    Stiles and Scott's wacky adventures.

    All in texts form.

    Language:
    English
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    17,407
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2884
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    Everyone on Cybertron suffers a mysterious sense of dread, and nobody knows what it means. Soundwave decides to find out, and hacks Vector Sigma for answers. Together, the mech and the supercomputer start a secret crusade to save Cybertron from itself.

    Will they reduce the complexity of the problem in time to solve it? Do the Autobots or the Decepticons win the war? What happened to the glitchmouse? Soundwave tells it all, and he does not lie. But is he right?

    Language:
    English
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    3,674
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    80
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    Armin was perfectly happy wasting away his summer break in the local library; actually it was a dream come true. With Eren and Mikasa visiting relatives in Germany over summer, he’d finally be able to read in peace for once. The only thing he had to worry about for the next three months was what he was going to read first. That was, until someone abruptly decided to take it upon themselves to disturb his peace and quiet. He should have expected it really. Summer breaks are meant to be loud and obnoxious not meek and mild.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,960
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    75
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    Nazywał się Geralt z Rivii i był baristą, parzył kawy. Właściwie nie wiadomo, skąd się wziął ten przydomek "z Rivii". Wielu uważało, że "Rivia" to nazwa domu dziecka, w którym wychował się Geralt. Inni z kolei mówili, że Rivia wzięło się od przekręconego "rwał dziewczyny jak popadło, byle miały proste nogi i wszystkie zęby". Nigdy nie doszukasz się prawdy.

    Language:
    Polski
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    9,527
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    582
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    Ellen and her 130' boss begin to find an equilibrium. That is to say... he's struck a balance between getting off on her pain and keeping her out of the hospital.

    Series
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    English
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    8,106
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
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    Caroline meeting blue. Seriously, that's all.

    Series
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    English
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    654
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    150
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    In which Tavros Nitram discovers an interstellar secret involving severe violation of the laws of astrophysics, and also receives a lot of advice on the disease that is friendship.

    May also involve aliens. So many candy coloured aliens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,200
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    132
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    Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,395
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    356
    Kudos:
    1498
    Bookmarks:
    356
    Hits:
    30617
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    Armin insists that his life is not boring. Sure he works in a second hand book shop and spends his free time in various museums but they are interesting places to spend your time, thank you very much Eren! However, he doesn't realise just how dull his life has been until he meets a guy at the local coffee shop he frequents. It all started when the stranger shoved a napkin at him with his number and name on it. Now there is no stopping the whirlwind that his life has become.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,936
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    601
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    Zodiac Crack AU.

    Jean de Treville, the thirteenth in a long line of Guardians to the Zodiac Spirits, had only two jobs - to watch over the vessels of the twelve Zodiac Spirits, and to seek the Spirit of the Serpent Bearer in order to seal it, to prevent a terrible prophecy from coming true.

    Naturally, everything goes horribly wrong, and the fate of the world is now at risk.

    Thanks to the Astrologer Richelieu's pride and stupidity, the Spirit of the Serpent Bearer ends up in the wrong hands, to a man prophesized to bring about the end if not stopped before the turn of the year. It is now up to the two of them to find the prophesized Four, chosen by the Zodiac and the Elements, to take back the Spirit and its vessel before it's too late.

    Not to be taken seriously.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,375
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    525
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    What happens when Mikey The Goat gets a little hungry? Waycest, goat AU, crackfic. Rated G

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
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    What happened to the piano at Eurovision 2015? It may or may not have been an accident done by Gilbert Beilschmidt...

    DISCLAIMER: The characters shown throughout this fan-fiction DO NOT belong to me. They belong to Hidekaz Himaruyaーthe creator of Hetalia. And, I'm guessing that you can figure this, but, the Eurovision Song Contest does not belong to me in any way. AU and Human names used.

    [[This fic is super old and it's written like crap... But whatever.]]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,238
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    169
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    У Скотта никогда еще не было такого друга - такого, как джинн. Джинн по имени Стайлз!

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    7,298
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    545
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    My first crossover fic, but seriously, Emma Swan ends up in Downton and Lady Mary is missing and everyone is looking for her? How could I resist all the potential encounters as she tried to find where this Lady Mary has vanished to, and how to get herself back home. Will be told as a series of drabbles. (Just a note - I reserve the right to bump up the rating.)

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    English
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    2,672
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    82
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    What people do in their spare time should be their business, right? Well, when it's the Peanut Gallery of Fullmetal Alchemist, nothing goes as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    116,490
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1237
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    Mike runs into someone from his past which brings up an unwanted and incredibly annoying array of questions from our beloved Johnny. This leads to an unprecedented turn of events, well, unprecedented for Mike, at least. Will he ever catch a break? Probably not!

    Or: The agents of Graceland have no sense of boundaries and are all at least a little queer.

    Set in early season 2. No pike.

    Language:
    English
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    3,845
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    For Harry, the ‘next great adventure’ isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,298
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1206
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    “—the current employees come with the job, and you would be expected to manage them.”

    “Train them, you mean.”

    “If that’s what you want to call it.”
     

    (Or, Every Fandom Needs a Coffee Shop AU. Featuring one organized businesswoman, one flirty café manager, and four baristas who are totally not velociraptors. Totally.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,746
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1147

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