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    After Loki has been captured, the Avengers do various random things to punish him for his crimes. Series of one-shots. Rated T for language and inappropriate content.

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    English
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    1,182
    Chapters:
    2/11
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    206
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    Chanyeol needs a boyfriend, and his friends make it their mission to get him one.

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    English
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    2,411
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    39
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    “You’re. And they’re.” Stiles looks back and forth between Steve and the rest of the group. “And. You. I. Captain America. You’re actually. Is this…? Am I…? Holy shit. Someone hit me or pinch me, or no, hang on let me count your fingers.” He grabs Steve’s hands and starts counting; when he hits ten, he isn’t sure if he’s glad it’s not a dream, or if he’s ten seconds from pissing his pants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,471
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    414
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    Welcome to the Bi-weekly Stilinski/Hale Family Dinner Sass Off, pull up a chair, pop the popcorn, you're in for a show.

    Language:
    English
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    769
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    723
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    While Jemma Simmons knew that sooner or later, she'd have to settle down and marry, somehow she didn't anticipate who the lucky man might be. Or that she'd have to chose between five different Agents.

    Language:
    English
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    117,708
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    341
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    5714
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    Scott Moir and Meryl Davis start dating, much to the chagrin and annoyance of their erstwhile partners at Arctic Ice. In an effort to make a point, Charlie and Tessa decide to give it a go themselves. Round-robin story. Every chapter is written by a new author. Authors will be attributed either as co-authors or in the notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,203
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1212
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    Kuroko often wonders why he was the unlucky person to get stuck with two fairies for roommates who claim it's their "mission" to sort out his love life.

    But, maybe the end kind of justifies the means.

    Kind of.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,806
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
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    For Westeroswolf's unfilled LJ prompt: Crack AU where Ned and Cat meet their new son in law, Sandor at Riverrun! Cat loves him because he rescued Sansa and Arya but Ned still hates him. Family fun ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,509
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    7876
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    Yuuri's transdimensional trip through the toilet bowl lands him in a world populated by hostile cats.

    OR, Kyou Kara Maou as told by cats.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    615
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    11
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    A series of slightly unconventional AUs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,057
    Chapters:
    4/14
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1780
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    Now their time is up, and all they can do is dream and wish about a forever they can never have. Lelouch/Suzaku

    Also, Lelouch's and Suzaku's age ranges from 17-18 - hence the "Underage" warning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    19
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    Zordon had only meant to summon *five* Rangers. After all, there only *were* five in Angel Grove...

    Right?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    26
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    Saturday night chats, do these people ever work and Stannis needs to know how they are choosing the draft order.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,389
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    370
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    3896
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    Bear. Noun; Pronunciation: /bɛə(ɹ)/; Origins: Middle English bere, Old English bera, Proto-Germanic *berô, Proto-Indo-European *bʰer-; Plural: bears

    1. A large omnivorous mammal, related to the dog and raccoon, having shaggy hair, a very small tail, and flat feet; a member of family Ursidae, particularly of subfamily Ursinae.

    2. (finance) An investor who sells commodities, securities or futures in anticipation of a fall in prices. [1744]

    3. (slang, US) A state policeman (short for smokey bear). [1970s]

    4. (slang) A gay man that generally has one or more of the following traits; a hairy chest and body, a beard, wide shoulders, husky build, beefy, more masculine. The exact definition of what a bear look like varies from person to person. A defining quality of a bear is that they do not fit into contemporary gay culture, or the stereotypical gay image. See also: Large and in Charge, John Goodman, Number One Threat to America, Godless Killing Machines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,635
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    534
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    A collection of BTS drabbles. Multiple pairings. Tags will be added with each drabble.

    Sporadically updated.

    Edit: Possibly will end up exceeding ten, due to a bunch of drabble requests I have waiting to be filled. Whoops.

    140726: Two drabbles updated today.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,285
    Chapters:
    12/15
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1017
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    Автор: eleveninches
    Переводчик: Trinette
    Разрешение на перевод: получено
    Рейтинг: PG-13
    Пейринг: Брайан/Джастин, Дэвид/Итан
    Жанр: юмор, крэк
    Размер: мини
    Таймлайн: пост-308
    Краткое содержание: Джастину очень непросто живется.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    22
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    Pingulock Holmes never expected to live a long life, but he never imagined that it would end like this.

     

    Noot’s my body on the waves
    Noot’s a penguin inside my cave
    I live in a city noot built
    It’s in my fish, it’s in my snow

    Don’t leave my half a noot alone
    on the water
    Cover me in noot and bone sympathy
    Cause I don’t want to get over you.

    --The Nootional

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    773
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    Sephiroth would feel sorry, but he actually isn't. Who knew contraception failed .01% of the time?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,474
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    868
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    What would happen if the modern technology of today was brought into the world of the Titans? When Eren convinces Armin to enter the world of the Internet, he is introduced to the many oddities of the World Wide Web and his friends' antics. He realizes his mistake the second he sends the first message.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,242
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2364
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    Honestly, How was it that all the crazy shiznitz happened to him? Having to live with both an insane back-from-the-dead father and the creepy Emo-king ex-teammate who has a staring problem is bad enou- What the hell is Sakura doing?!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,420
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    267

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