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    While Jemma Simmons knew that sooner or later, she'd have to settle down and marry, somehow she didn't anticipate who the lucky man might be. Or that she'd have to chose between five different Agents.

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    3
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    Backstage of Season 4, episode 1

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    Professor X and Magneto need the White Queen to tell them where Schmidt is hiding. So they interrogate her. With sex.

    The surprise hit and prequel of Days of the Future Ass: XXX-Men: First Ass. Starring the new asses faces of the industry, Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr. Written and guest starred by Emma Frost.

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    The Normandy crash-lands on an uncharted world at the end of ME3.

    That world is Thedas.

    Crack ensues.

    (Also smut. Eventually.)

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    2/?
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    26
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    2
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    When Matt finds the Death Note, he and Mello end up causing more trouble than they ever intended. Roger's dead, but no one's really complaining, apples are disappearing, Near is acting like a insane creep and L suspects supernatural causes.

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    Oh god. This is a collab fic, and the first fanfic I'm posting on here. The tags basically tell all. My friend and I were bored with no wifi, and this is what ensued....

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    1/1
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    2
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    El caballito de mar es un animal fascinantemente fiel. Cuando se aparea con su pareja es porque está seguro de que ese es el caballito de mar con el que quiere compartir su vida entera.

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    Of all the crazy things she'd done. She knew that a fancy dress themed office party topped that list. She knew that even though she was a sane woman most all of the time. Standing in her office, dressed in tight fitting spandex had thrown her last shred of sanity completely out of the window.

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    Herein be drabbles, short stuff to get myself to write more and to practice. Pairings, if any, varies, as do ratings. If anyone wants to request something, feel free.

    Chapter 1: Sam is pretty sure he is straight - Gabriel is pretty sure that is not totally correct.
    Chapter 2: Transgender!Gabriel origin story with a dash of Sabriel at the end.
    Chapter 3: A late night conversation on Fathers and purpose between Sam and Gabriel.
    Chapter 4: Gabriel is Sam's boss. They have a nice time at the office.
    Chapter 5: Gabriel is brought back.
    Chapter 6: Angelic mates AU. Some humans are destined to be mated to angels.
    Chapter 7: Gabriel is the Dragonborn, Sam is his housecarl. Completely cracky Skyrim AU.
    Chapter 8: Sam has run away from everything and has started doing drugs and turning tricks. He still tries to save people.
    Chapter 9: Lucifer is not the only one Sam sees when he is hallucinating.

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    He falls through worlds as easily as tripping over a stone and banging a head.

    Twelve going on thirteen, and he wakes up in a hospital and a house address that leads to empty land on his lips.

    Phillip J Coulson is twelve going on thirteen and wakes up in a hospital gown to a nurse with little floppy bunny ears and the stern expression of a woman going on fifty.

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    Phillip Coulson falls into a world that's remarkably like ours.

    Except everyone of them have some sort of animal characteristic and everything else is different.

    Other than that, it's pretty much like our world.

    Really.

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    17
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    To love is to be a fool, and Bill the Pony did not want to be a fool.

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    He had wanted to stop their relationship and leave him many times in fear of what people would say - but Bill continued on, striving for marriage and a stable family with the man he loved. And he never regretted his decision.

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    Рик — новый шериф в маленьком городке, где все знают друг друга. Однажды утром он встречает хамоватого соседа, с которым у него завязываются странные, полные неприязни и насмешек отношения. Только вот Рик не понимает, почему вокруг Дэрила Диксона ходят столь странные, на грани идиотских, слухи? И почему все советуют держаться от него подальше? Не то, чтобы Рику шибко хотелось сблизиться с этим скрытным, грубым, но бесспорно привлекательным мужчиной. Ему просто интересно, кто же такой этот Дэрил Диксон.

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    What was that boy's name? The one with the ice cream hair?

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    Beast and Wolverine must find a way to kill some time on the plane. They do. With Sex.

    Professor X and Magneto need to get past all that pain and anger and learn to work together again for the good of all mutants. They do (with a bit of help from the Wolverine). Also with Sex.

    All the crack and porn you never knew you always(never) wanted! Starring Charles Xavier, Erik Lensherr, Logan (James Howlett) and Hank McCoy. A.k.a. the stars of XXX-Men: Days of Future Ass.

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    Ryuk tricks Light into accepting a Deal while being vague on the true price. Yaoi Ryuk x Light, future L x Light

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    33/?
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    239
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    38
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    Junsu walks into a cafe and stands behind a weird man with bright orange hair. The man suddenly turns around and Junsu gets a face full of..nose???

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    6
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    Regina is a divorce attorney working at a new firm and Emma is an aspiring artist. Life has a funny way of bringing these two together as roommates. When Regina starts to question how Emma can afford half her rent, curiosity gets the better of her. Regina gets a surprising revelation into Emma's night job as a phone sex operator.

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    2/?
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    4
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    830
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    Bellatrix has always been a badass mofo... even as a baby.

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    1/1
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    It started in a coffee shop as a meeting for Near to reveal his proof that Light was Kira, and for Light's team to get free coffee and donuts. But then Light finds himself sold and on the run from Mello with Matt and Near. L just had to get involved as well. Will he ever get his Death Note back, and prove he's not gay? No, probably not.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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